Simo-B @simonthewriter Twitter profile

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Simo-B

@simonthewriter

4 years

Yes.

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4 years

Can you fall in love with someone in 5 months?

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@simonthewriter

3 years

Imagine me wake up 3am and think me Haffi answer for my sins.

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@simonthewriter

9 months

Told them “wet up the rice” Rice was wetted.

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@simonthewriter

5 months

Next cow say “rahtid!!” 😂

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Man rescues struggling calf by easing gas buildup for relief

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@simonthewriter

3 years

So Anju give Shacarri no movement order as well?

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@simonthewriter

11 months

Suprised my class with @krispykremejm donuts today! #teacherlife

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@simonthewriter

3 years

Fighting one of the hardest battles of my life. The battle against COVID-19. I’ve Never had my body tested like this & my outlook on life has definitely been affected. I’m now on the road to recovery as this virus broke me mentally and physically but Im feeling much better now 🙏🏽

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@simonthewriter

2 years

Only thing insensitive about the ad is the fact that Flow a try claim fast internet … disgusting. 😂

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2 years

Have y’all seen this?

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@simonthewriter

1 year

Valiant is the story we thought Biggs Don would be.

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@simonthewriter

2 years

I got my boys back! 😎 #teacherlife #teachersareunderpaid #jamaica #stgc #fyp #teachersoftwitter

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@simonthewriter

2 years

How you gonna rewrite the plot of #StrangerThings for your exam … and hand it to meeee?😩😒🙄 Do I not give off super nerd vibes? #teacherlife

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@simonthewriter

3 years

I won’t lose my job for this right? For the record it was a joke and he got a good grade lol

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@simonthewriter

6 months

Man burp out the rest of the testosterone wah did leff. 😩

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@toniluv876

6 months

🤣😂🤣😂😂 murdahhh

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@simonthewriter

1 year

Sean Paul is a Top 10 dancehall artiste.

🇯🇲That-Tiny-Thick-Chick

@ThatThickChick

1 year

What dancehall opinion will have you like this?

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@simonthewriter

2 years

How we go from slutted out to the slut is out in the same week? 😩 Halp.

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@simonthewriter

1 year

At this point I’m teaching a sleeping class 😂 #teacherlife

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Simo-B

@simonthewriter

3 years

Employment. 😂

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@Ninjatingz

3 years

What’s a good graduation gift?

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@simonthewriter

4 years

A relationship should be 50/50. 50 divided by 50 = 1 Stay single friends.

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@simonthewriter

1 month

Them a dead fi see Kai open a bag a Big Foot

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@mauroytweets

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such country after seeing all the clout Jamaica is getting from Kai being here

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@simonthewriter

3 years

I remember Online school used to be looked down upon, now look at us...all attending DeVry University.

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@simonthewriter

2 years

I think many men could benefit from truly LOVING a female friend that they have NO intention of sleeping with.

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@simonthewriter

1 year

“Krispy Kreme coming soon” 🙄🙄🙄

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@simonthewriter

1 year

Uncensored commentary from the group chat is the only way I want to watch Champs. 😂😂😂😂

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@simonthewriter

2 years

Kartel show everybody say is levels to this gyallis thing. How him a promise her time weh the government own? 😂

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@simonthewriter

2 years

I need to block my students from social media. Why did dude print this and tell me congrats? 😂 #teacherlife

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@simonthewriter

2 years

My worse experience is Sting 08 me a try find me car & Gaza vs Gully fight start inna road. Bottle fling tump a fly and me a try run & man ask me who me rep. Tell him say me uptown and Supa Hype ah me artiste Deeven memba how me end up inna one bush. Me just roll weh then run

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@simonthewriter

2 years

Listen after party madness is a hell of a thing. It’s part of the experience.

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@simonthewriter

2 years

Took a banned item from a student & told him he could get it back for $500 Thought I was teaching him a lesson in consequences Found out it was his last 500 & he didnt eat lunch Turns out I only exhibited corruption Apologized to him today& gave him $1000 I was wrong #teacherlife

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@simonthewriter

3 years

Flick her lip during an argument for a little razzle dazzle.

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@simonthewriter

7 months

Then nuh mi dis bwoy. 🤭🫣

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@simonthewriter

2 years

The mission continues. I do it for them. #teacherlife

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@simonthewriter

4 months

Even if he didn’t crash. Taking my car without permission. Sorry. Stealing my car while I’m sleeping? This friendship has reached its expiration point my guy.

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@simonthewriter

3 years

Dexta Daps make every yute rate him with Shabba Madda Pot …. Then spend him whole career a sex off we woman dem.

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@simonthewriter

1 year

Told my students I was in a bad mood because I didn’t have any breakfast today. Turned around from heading up the board and found this on my desk. 😁 #teacherlife

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@simonthewriter

1 year

Can I be happy for Poppy and Toni and also think the song is very average? Is that ok Jamaica?

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@simonthewriter

9 months

I’m gonna start answering intrusive family questions darkly. “Why you getting so fat?” “I’m depressed and don’t want to be alive so I’m eating instead of exercising.” “No kids yet?” “I’m not sure I want to raise a child on this death globe.” 🤷🏽‍♂️

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@simonthewriter

11 months

Alright dancehall the Glock is Chipped. We get it. Say sumn else now.

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@simonthewriter

2 years

Masters degree aside … a nuff CXC and Cape exam me fail ennuh. Regular exams make me feel dunce ennuh. Big up my modda for never giving up on me nah lie.

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@simonthewriter

2 years

Third former them say ‘sir kotch eh hat’ and me rest me book pon me head and say ‘rich a lie’ place mash up. Wish it was recorded but some moments live in memories.

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@simonthewriter

3 years

Right now all a stranger Nine night me wah go. From you dead....calll me

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@simonthewriter

2 years

Something I learned today - “Yes now Spanish Town” is a Jamaican phrase indicating trouble because that’s where the Gallows were. 🤯

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@simonthewriter

2 years

If Tufton tweet “Good Morning” on Saturday the whole Carnival family ago faint. 😂😫

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@simonthewriter

6 months

The original canva

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@simonthewriter

2 years

Teaching Shakespeare to 3rd form boys in Jamaica isn’t easy. Have to make the content as relatable as possible. #teacherlife

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@simonthewriter

4 months

😩😫

Rvssian

@Rvssian

4 months

Dutty Money Riddim competition. Tag me on Instagram and DM. Winner gets free music video and song released!

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@simonthewriter

4 months

Asking my mad family to help me mark multiple choice might have been a a bad idea. 😂🥲

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@simonthewriter

4 months

A Student was absent all last week Me: You gone so long me think yuh dead! Student: Not me sir but my grandfather dead. Me: 😟 Student: 😐 nuh worry sir me good now 😄 Me shame.

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@simonthewriter

3 years

5 years later it still hurts. R.I.P. DJ7

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@simonthewriter

3 years

My past student is missing and I just feel nervous. Retweet please. 😩

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@simonthewriter

2 years

100% OF MY STUDENTS PASSED LITERATURE AT THE CAPE LEVEL. ALL OF THEM!! EVERY ONE!! I AM SO PROUD OF THEM!!!

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@simonthewriter

10 months

@yungsenshi We ago bun up we hand trying to find the hot spot lol

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@simonthewriter

1 month

Curry goat reading this tweet.

literally just a girl.

@stephxalyson

1 month

i need to prioritize buying white clothes

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@simonthewriter

1 year

Kmt them soon pave down Hope Gardens and put a call centre and a Starbucks. #shame

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@simonthewriter

6 months

I was told to accept my flowers so imma just flex a bit. 15 years in the game and im a LEGEND before 40. 😎💪🏽 #teacher #coach #mentor

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@simonthewriter

1 year

Clock tower badness

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@simonthewriter

9 months

100% PASSES FOR MY CAPE LITERATURE STUDENTS TWO YEARS IN A ROW!! 🫡😎🫶🏽🎉🥳 #proudteacher #teachersareunderpaid

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@simonthewriter

2 years

My boy brought the beach to the classroom 😎🌊 #waves #teacherlife

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@simonthewriter

2 years

My performance of the poem “PETTY” from last nights show. 😂

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@simonthewriter

6 months

So proud of my students who placed on the CAPE NATIONAL MERIT LIST for Literatures in English. Top 100 and one student in the TOP 20! 😎💪🏽🎉🎉🎉

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@simonthewriter

3 years

I wonder if Dancehall influenced the MP to beat up that woman? 🤔

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@simonthewriter

8 months

Got my first fomers back this and it was pure joy. #teacherlife #teachersareunderpaid

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@simonthewriter

2 years

Mother’s Day prank on @shar2262 😂

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@simonthewriter

3 years

WAH U AH CRY FOR? YUH AH GYAL? Masculinity, My “Jamaican” fear of crying and how 5 deaths broke me to the core. A thread 👇🏾

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@simonthewriter

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@simonthewriter

2 years

My thoughts on this teacher thing CANNOT fit twitter. I may have to do a thread but the idea that people see teachers resignations as just slots to fill shows me that a lot of people don’t value teachers and the years they put in and how hard of a decision it is to leave the kids

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@simonthewriter

1 year

We DONT live where they Vacay. We live near it and see it on Instagram.

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@simonthewriter

11 months

They say teaching is a thankless job so I’m highly honored to be recognized for this award 🥹 I owe it to my students past and present and look forward to receiving it.

The Eternal Father Awards

@TheEFAsJamaica

11 months

The Eternal Father Awards congratulates, Mr. Simon “Simmo” Brown ( @simonthewriter ) for being conferred the Honourary Award for Exemplary Leadership and Development of Young Men. Mr. Brown will receive his award at the awards show on Sunday, 18 June 2023 @achotelkingston

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@simonthewriter

3 years

@chrstnwhtly Notice how them nuh show nobody cutting it open?

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@simonthewriter

11 months

This yute is trying to tell me that this World War Two tin is only 5 years old. Him think me dunce?

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@simonthewriter

1 month

Enjoying a fresh bag of clout. 🤭

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@simonthewriter

6 months

Annuh yesterday thing this yere 😎💪🏽

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@simonthewriter

9 months

They put crack in this.

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@simonthewriter

2 years

Fact say some comments on the video are like ‘I’m glad you stayed in jamaica,we need teachers like you’ Like guuuuurl. If a foreign school call me TUH-MARROW HAM GONE.

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@simonthewriter

2 years

She’s a 10. But nothing, appreciate your women please. Sheesh.

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@simonthewriter

2 years

Me at 1am vs Me at 8am 😪 a day in the life of Simo-B lol

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@simonthewriter

5 months

My car broke down … two people stopped to help me solely off of recognizing me from Twitter. Hope for mankind 🫶🏽 big up those humans.

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@simonthewriter

8 months

The Test. 😄😎 #teacherlife

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@simonthewriter

8 months

Should I give my First Formers a pop quiz on the first day to show I mean business? 🤔🤔

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@simonthewriter

6 months

Look who show up again? 😒🙄

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@simonthewriter

7 months

That rainbow is the toxic ex trying to make us forget what we just went through.

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@simonthewriter

1 year

Man was in a whole other dimension 😂

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@simonthewriter

3 years

BET awards red carpet looking like a fish fry tbh

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@simonthewriter

2 years

A lot of students used school as a means of escaping abuse. then forced to “tan at yuh yard” in that abuse for 2 years. Then rushed back into a tense social setting in schools with other students carrying baggage. Factor this into your judgements of these recent incidents

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@simonthewriter

3 months

Us finding a way to put the letter R in the word ‘People’ is one of the reasons Jamaica stands alone on this planet. Cause how Peoperr? How?

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@simonthewriter

3 years

If only the “u nuh breed nothing yet?” Jamaicans would understand this.

Dan🤍

@danirooksXo

3 years

Not bringing a child here to struggle. Are you mad?

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@simonthewriter

7 months

Everything I do I do for them. 🫶🏽 #teacherlife #teachersareunderpaid

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@simonthewriter

1 year

Birthday present from my 1st Formers vs present from my 3rd form 😩:

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@simonthewriter

2 years

Well here we go! #teacherlife

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@simonthewriter

2 years

Tbh cooler parties being over 5k is actually WILD.

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@simonthewriter

3 years

If you’re losing an argument with her, call her by her best friend name for a little razzle dazzle.

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@simonthewriter

3 years

I’m about to lose some followers but friends is the unseasoned meat of sitcoms.

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@simonthewriter

21 days

Car was dirty and one student wrote “Wash Me … Damn” and sumn bout the Damn … me shame yf. Come home and wash it myself

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@simonthewriter

8 months

Them put CRACK in this I swear.

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@simonthewriter

1 month

Oh sorry just hanging with my INTERNATIONAL MEDALIST STUDENT 😎💪🏽

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@simonthewriter

1 year

Gonna text an ex and tell her she’s a great woman, week too boring. Need little razzle dazzle.

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@simonthewriter

6 months

Just want to thank @simonenclarke for this wonderful opportunity to share what I do and be a representative for all the teachers that give their all. Tune in to TVJ Monday at 8:30

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@simonthewriter

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Y’all have no idea how emotional this night was. 😩🥹 forever grateful thank you @TheEFAsJamaica

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@oswaldasmith

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@simonthewriter wins an Honorary award at the @TheEFAsJamaica

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@simonthewriter

1 year

Hosted an Open Mic called ‘The Apollo Yutes’ at my school and it went great! Look out for a return of The Apollo Series coming soon.

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@simonthewriter

1 year

Do I need to apply so this damn store can open? 😩😩😩

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@simonthewriter

1 year

@yungsenshi Somewhere in my brain is an essay on why Kartel is the Jamaican Macbeth.

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@simonthewriter

1 year

Yes him seal it 37 times I had to sit through it and caught the last part on camera 😂😂

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@simonthewriter

3 years

The point of all of this? The biggest struggle for me isnt death but its the idea that as a man Im forced to repress feelings & now crying only brings back the deepest darkest memories We need to reevaluate how we teach men to express & analyze their feelings. And do it with love

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@simonthewriter

2 years

Spotify need to know I grew up listening to Francois talk for 20 minutes between songs. these 30 second ads cannot influence me to go premium.

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