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Simon Bird
1 year
Callum Wilson exclusive: "I was that child once" The England and Newcastle striker volunteers at Gateshead foodbank and recalls the days when his family needed help. New @TrussellTrust stats show 3m parcels given out in last year, up 37pc #nufc
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6 years
The sound of Sunderland slipping into League One. Relegated. Beaten 2-1 by Burton
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3 years
Steve Bruce has concluded his press conference and took no questions from written media. Video call cut off after just 4 reporters from TV asked questions. First time in 20 years that's happened. P*** poor from club and Bruce #nufc
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3 years
There’s no way Steve Bruce can stay in charge of #nufc . Should be sacked tonight. Players have downed tools. Abysmal performance. Clear the decks. It’s over. (*returns to week off and deletes twitter from phone again)
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4 years
Not sure which WiFi to use at Middlesbrough stadium tonight....
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3 years
159 days since a W #nufc noise. #NEWBUR 1-0
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Simon Bird
9 months
They’ve stopped the metros in Milan at San Siro… so thousands of NUFC fans (and reporters) have no way from getting home apart from 2 hour walk to city centre! What a shambles. No way to treat supporters. This line goes on and on
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6 years
8 games to go: crisis and unrest at West Ham, Southampton, West Brom. No win in 7 at Palace. 1 win in 11 at Stoke. Newcastle solid and united: 4 wins, 5 draws, 3 defeats (Man City/Liv/Chel) in since Dec 30. Rafa: "Stick together and stay calm." #nufc
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7 years
#NUFC = One club city, 52000 sold-out stadium, Rafa Benitez in charge. £100m TV cash. One trophy makes you a legend. £350m+ is a BARGAIN!
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6 months
Remarkable 4-1 win by #NUFC Just about had 11 players. Blew away £1bn Chelsea squad. Lewis Miley 17, bossed £106m Enzo Fernandez. Chelsea back 4 error strewn. Gordon/whole team, excellent. 3 kids get debuts off the bench for Toon!
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7 years
Pochettino forced to watch Chelsea celebrations on TV in Hull press room because no one can find the remote control!
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The #nufc advanced coach party has arrived at Stadium of Light.
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7 years
Sunderland's quest for 7th place in the Premier League suffers a blow as Boro win 1-0, leaving them bottom of the Championship
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5 years
Ayoze Perez has just fired #nufc out of the bottom 3 on goal difference 5 months after leaving Tyneside for Leicester. Good lad.
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5 years
Crazy day for Newcastle United. Starts with Rafa raising fears he could quit. Teatime: £20m record signing on way. Evening: Aguero's 24 second goal. Bedtime: Rondon and Ritchie seal a win v Man City! Madness. Brilliant win. up to 15th #nufc
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Simon Bird
3 years
HT This is atrocious from Newcastle. Outplayed by worst team in PL history. Defensive team selection, clueless at building an attack, no basic running power. Anger-inducing and inept. #nufc #SHUNEW
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2 years
Sunderland fans pre League One play off final party in the fountains of Trafalgar Square. #safc @MirrorFootball
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5 years
MEMO to TV pundits: A bluffers guide to commenting on Newcastle United. #nufc The fiction, the facts. My special briefing note for @rioferdy5 @richardajkeys and other TV pundits (not all) so they don't spout nonsense here:
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Simon Bird
7 months
🔔 The Eddie Howe death stare: the moment my phone rang during #NUFC Champions League press conference. Embarrassment x2, it was the Ski Sunday music ring tone. Downhill for me from there. Public apology. Amateur mistake. ⛷️ 🎿 ☎️
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✍️Joe Kinnear called me a c*** but his remarkable life deserves celebrating. 🗣️Reflections here on his sweary #NUFC rant, and a life that should be defined by his four major trophies & Wimbledon miracle, not his Toon spells. RIP Joe
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2 years
Awesome Newcastle United. Flying tackles, aggression to hold out in injury time and standing up to Chelsea elite, and controlling the game. 3rd place. 5 PL wins in a row. Contenders. #NUFC
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1 year
WWWWWWWW! Newcastle, relentless, organised, make opponents look bad with hunger and energy off the ball. 8 in a row, ten W in 11, 13 unbeaten! The ‘big 6’ getting worried! It’s no fluke #nufc
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8 months
❤️ Quite an emotional, special moment seeing Sandro Tonali leading the lap of honour thanking fans and getting hugs off Newcastle United team mates. A young man who has made a mistake and will pay. But a team on and off the pitch giving love and support.
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6 years
Good Sunderland relegation news: North East derbies could be back! Sunderland have to field a senior side in the Checkatrade Trophy. Due to regional nature of group, could end up facing Newcastle United kids team.
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Simon Bird
7 years
Sunderland £110m in debt. Few assets on the pitch to sell. Income falling £60m next season. Fans want manager out. Doesn't get much worse.
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7 years
BREAKING.... NEW RECORD: Sunderland have gone 20 games without a home win. Worst run ever in top four divisions #recordbreakers #roycastle
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3 years
Steve Bruce, the first #nufc manager to sack off his written media duties in a huff. No wins in ten games. On goal in 12 and a half hours of play. "Mass hysteria. Frigging s***e!"
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6 years
Top class Sunderland AFC #safc helping homeless and vulnerable in the cold: Stadium of Light staff have created a warm-room with places to sleep, hot food and hot drinks for those in need of shelter. The room is open now and will remain open until at least 9am on Monday. 👍
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2 years
Newcastle are embarrassingly bad. Worst performance for a long time, in a competitive field. New manager, fitter, more organised, detail??? blah, spin, whatever.. the squad is not good enough, stagnated over several years #nufc
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2 years
Coquet Island, Northumberland coast 1pm today. Sun in the west, storm clouds blowing down from the North @owenhumphreys1 @PaulKingstonITV
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Simon Bird
6 years
Newcastle United: 3 wins in a row, unbeaten in 4, only three conceded in last 5 games, up to 13th. Solid. Ki adding calm dimension. WARNING: this is not an excuse to spend nothing in January. #nufc
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2 years
Sunderland in promotion free fall. Old boy Connor Wickham clinches late winner for MK dons. Booed off. One win in 9. Ownership controversy, Keane snub, no form. Terrible fortnight on and off pitch. 7th place #safc
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7 months
Toon fans warming up. God atmosphere in town and thousands here in a dortmund. #NUFC
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Simon Bird
10 years
Turned down interview with a Newcastle player today because it was to promote Wonga. Using millionaires to push a payday lender is offensive
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9 months
This is what an 8-0 away win sounds like. #Nufc savouring the moment in front of noisy away end.
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7 months
Northumberland. What a place to live…
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5 months
👋Sunderland fans have turned on boss Michael Beale singing: "You're getting sacked in the morning", after Liverpool loan star Fabio Carvalho puts Hull 1-0 up. "We want Beale out..." #safc
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Simon Bird
8 years
Rafa Benitez was booed/cheered off as shambolic/brilliant Newcastle lost/won as Dwight Gayle squandered/scored lots of chances #nufc
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6 months
Sunderland fans who have stayed at SoL are chanting for Tony Mowbray. Sacking the popular boss and bringing in Michael Beale was a risk. And after an hour #SAFC are 0-3 down at home and being booed.
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Simon Bird
9 years
Heroic clearance from Steven Taylor causing him to nut the post! Looks bloody. "We wish you were dead.." sing #safc fans #nufc
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Simon Bird
2 years
Cambridge United have inflicted possibly the most humiliating defeat in Newcastle #FACup history. 1-0 winners, Joe Ironside the hero, and fully deserved. Disgraceful show by Eddie Howes side in front of Saudi chief... #nufc #FACup3rdRound
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Simon Bird
4 years
Not a surprise even if vaguely accurate. Deluded Labour left have wrecked the party. Corbyn never been PM material. Get a proper open centrist leader who can unite the country.
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Kevin Maguire
4 years
Exit poll prediction: Con 368, Lab 191, SNP 55, Lib 13, PC 3, Others 19
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Simon Bird
5 years
COMMENT: Newcastle should be signing £20m players EVERY window. Great that Miguel Almiron #nufc deal is done, but has to be first of many to turn club into top half contenders with ambition. Some thoughts on @MirrorFootball transfer blog here:
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Mirror Football
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. @SimonBird_ on what next for Newcastle United after landing Almiron #NUFC #DeadlineDay
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4 months
Newcastle into the 5th round for only the 2nd time in 18 years. Deserved, but didn’t have to be at their best. Happy fans including Alan Shearer on the away terrace. Burn and Longstaff the on field heroes. Plus Dubravka saves. #nufc
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8 months
Kyllian Mbappé and PSG @ St James Park. #nufc
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6 years
BREAKING EXCLUSIVE: Mike Ashley expected to complete sale of #nufc to Amanda Staveley for £300m
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Simon Bird
7 years
Championship CHAMPIONS! Well done Newcastle United! #NUfc
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6 months
Newcastle United owners rile supporters with dig at atmosphere after Chelsea win #NUFC Strange call to make from the posh seats, with ticketing system causing so much angst. (And atmosphere wasn’t that bad?) Thoughts?
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Simon Bird
3 years
Well done Steve Bruce on his MoM award today. But dear pundits having a pop at #nufc reporters: Newcastle were so bad at time he slagged himself off. January: "Absolutely frigging hopeless the other night at Sheff U" March, 6 games ago: "We unravelled, so poor." etc etc
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6 years
Grant Leadbitter puts Boro ahead with penalty, doesn't celebrate and goes to spot where dad's ashes are buried at SoL and touches the ground. Emotional. #safc #boro
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4 years
One of the most idiotic scenes of this crisis yet. Look at me, me me. We care so much about the NHS. Have you got us on camera? No social distancing, an unnecessary mass gathering. Elsewhere folk getting moved on for standing in park or buzzed by police drones.
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Damir Rafi
4 years
The scene from Westminster bridge #ClapForCarers
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Simon Bird
10 months
Newcastle United fans will lap up the We Are Newcastle ⁦ @primevideosport ⁩ documentary out Aug 11. Some great and emotional player insight, and behind the scenes footage of owners doing deals. Rival fans may bristle!
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Simon Bird
6 years
Protesting fans unveil a Kevin Keegan quote on massive banner: #nufc
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4 years
Rainbow over St James’ Park as Callum Wilson makes it 1-0 Newcastle #NEWEVE #nufc
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6 years
Man City XI cost £370m... £70m more than #NuFC asking price. Rafa net spend -£11m. Do sums and understand his tactics. Paper only, live write up:
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Simon Bird
9 months
San Siro… eye of the storm #nufc
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Simon Bird
5 years
Tony Pulis and his players getting hell from Boro fans. Something is going badly wrong. 5 goals in last 9 home games. No wins in 5. Boring. Flat. Ordinary. Boro fans... has Steve Gibson got a decision to make? #boro
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5 years
Jesmond Dene waterfall, Newcastle, in the snow this morning
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Simon Bird
2 years
I’ve no idea if it will all live up to the optimism and hope, but here are 51,000 mad #nufc fans celebrating a club transformed under the brilliant Eddie Howe and his players, and it is really a fun place to watch football again, full of personality on and off pitch…
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6 years
Shelvey sent off. Newcastle lose 1-0. Fan abusing Benitez near the dug out, Season hits a new low. Miserable. #nufc
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5 years
Rafa Benitez INTERVIEW: Newcastle boss as you’ve never heard him before! talk relegation fights, Judo, Clint Eastwood films, his daughter’s influence and his lovely dogs
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Simon Bird
6 years
Possibly my favourite Newcastle match to cover (along with Feyenoord). They battered Inter and were magnificent. What a team. And people wonder why we're depressed at how far #nufc has slipped...
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The Chronicle
6 years
When 12,000 @NUFC fans turned Inter Milan's San Siro stadium black and white
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5 years
Rafa Benitez has walked away from £6m a year plus bonuses, and a transfer budget of £50m plus player sales per season if club are to be believed. By the end Rafa has no trust in Mike Ashley or his way of running the club. In fact a couple of years ago he had very little.
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5 years
FULL STORY: Rafa Benitez walks away from Newcastle at end of contract | @SimonBird_ #NUFC
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4 years
Northumberland. One man and his dog.
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Bruno Guimaraes meets the fans #nufc in USA
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6 years
My 2nd favourite night covering #nufc (after Inter Milan game) Anything seemed possible in those days. My old boss said at the time to appreciate it because it night not get any better: Sir Bobby in charge, Shearer, Bellamy, Robert, Dyer ripping up teams...
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UEFA Champions League
6 years
🗓️ #OnThisDay in 2002... 😎 Newcastle United make history in the group stage! ℹ️ Only team ever to progress after losing opening 3 games 👏 #UCL @NUFC
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5 years
Just had my first touch in professional football. Headed the ball out of the press box. Saw it a bit late, smashed the top of me head. Poor effort. Concussion setting in. @Lascelles16 sitting in front wasn't impressed and says use the forehead next time.
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Simon Bird
6 years
BREAKING NEWS: Newcastle United win a game of football.
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2 years
Bruno Guimaraes interview in @DailyMirror paper today #buyapaper #NUFC
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Simon Bird
6 years
Newcastle United owner Mike Ashley says tonight that he wants Rafa Benitez to stay and will give him “every penny” the club generates to spend. And complains that “media” make him the “pantomime villain.” Oh no we don’t.
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Simon Bird
4 months
Good revival and strong finish from Michael Beale’s red and white #safc army. Rusyn equaliser after Forss opener. Are Sunderland fans starting to warm to cockney Beale?! 1-1
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5 years
No Rafa you can’t sign players over 26, and at 30 Rondon is too old. Bruce.... sign injury prone Andy Carroll aged 30. #nufc Strange one.
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Mirror Football
5 years
Newcastle ready to hand Andy Carroll shock lifeline - if he can prove his fitness | @MullockSMirror
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7 months
Massive rats are taking over Gosforth Central Park, Newcastle @ChronicleLive @DailyMirror Not even scared of people. Several old folk v startled today almost having to step over them. @NewcastleCC @urbangreenncl
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5 years
Newcastle United are having a terrible summer. No one is surprised. Steve Bruce on the way, 24 days to rebuild a shrunken squad. Fans walking away. Some #nutc thoughts, what next, and what Bruce is like, here
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Simon Bird
8 years
Gayle 7 goals in 4 games. Newcastle 11 wins in 13 games. Defence 5 cleans sheets and just 2 conceded away from home. #nufc top of league.
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Simon Bird
6 years
That's a HUGE (capitals) win for Newcastle. 35 points up. Seven clear of bottom three. Perez gets winner 80th minutes. Outplayed Huddersfield who haven't scored for 4 games. Players and crowd stayed patient. Rewarded. #nufc
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Simon Bird
4 years
Here they are in Newcastle. Pathetic bunch of thugs. Looking for a fight but big #BLM counter demo turned their backs.
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Will Metcalfe
4 years
“You’re not English anymore...”
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Simon Bird
5 years
Where did the extra extra time come from? 45 second over when Wolves scored. Rafa fuming. Almost a perfect away performance #nufc
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6 years
Loved seeing Newcastle have a go, fight, and put it all on the line. Shelvey, Ritchie, Lascelles, Diame, Dubravka all outstanding, couldn’t fault anyone. #nufc
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Mirror Football
6 years
Newcastle show why Rafa Benitez chooses to manage on the Toon - both on the pitch and in the stands | @SimonBird_
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Simon Bird
7 years
Newcastle quayside right now 👌
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Simon Bird
3 years
Mike Dean playing defensive midfield for Leeds there. No effort to get out of the way!
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Simon Bird
1 year
Defiant flag waving in the 90th minute…. But no trophy. The wait - almost a lifetime domestically - continues #nufc #CarabaoCupFinal
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Simon Bird
2 years
Three wins in a row and Newcastle United are on the up. Dan Burn magnificent. Joelinton smashing everything in sight, Fraser, Schar, Willock, all top in a gritty game 1-0 #NUFC
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11 months
Callum Wilson signing stuff for the fans #nufc in USA
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8 years
No crisis for #nufc Played well v Hull. Worked so hard v Forest, bizarre decisions galore. They'll get back on track but league no push over
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3 years
Jesmond Dene, the Ouseburn, usually a trickle down the middle channel. Now a rapid! @urbangreenncl #newcastle
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Simon Bird
6 years
Long overdue tribute to KK at SJP. Fans raised cash for giant flag in lightening quick time! #nufc
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Simon Bird
3 years
Newcastle are a team slowly sliding towards relegation zone (may just have enough), getting worse by the month, and with no sign of progress at all. Eight without a win, inc 6 defeats. Scored once in six games. #nufc
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Simon Bird
8 years
What happened next? QPR player vanishes down a hole! #Boro #QPR
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Simon Bird
5 years
Salomon Rondon has scored for Venezuela against Argentina in Madrid... 22nd goal of his international career and needs one more to be joint Venezuela’s top scorer ever. Been great for #nufc this season.
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Simon Bird
7 years
Tyne Bridge. No traffic. Theatre, music, dance to honour courage of civil rights movements. Spine tingling Dr Martin Luther King speech.
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5 years
Wow, this will be some sight @nufc @StJamesParkNE1 tomorrow night v #lfc . These fans have really helped enhance atmosphere and SJP experience this season... #NUFC
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Wor Flags 🏴🏳
5 years
It would be great if everyone could be in their seats around 10 mins before kick off to help this run smoothly. We’ll be moving it out of the way and into storage as soon as it is down, so we appreciate the patience whilst we get it out safely. Howay the Lads! #NUFC
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Pic excl! Joelinton has got his US visa and is flying to join up with #nufc in Atlanta @MirrorFootball
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Simon Bird
2 years
Newcastle United planning for long term assault on the elite as Director of Football and club builder Dan Ashworth doubles his money to knit together Saudi project with Champions League ambitions #NUFC Great appointment:
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Tony Mowbray fuming at Dan Neil's red card, allowing Boro to win 4-0. “Dan has thrown his arm out, 20 yards away from the ref, and said: That’s an f-ing foul ref. He is not sworn at the ref. When I am emotional the “f” word comes out. That is all Dan has done." #SAFC
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Simon Bird
3 years
Absolutely brilliant on #nufc situation from Gary Neville and Jamie Carragher. Passionate on decline of top football and lack of hope in NE and Yorkshire, and what Toon fans need.
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1 year
NINE hours since Newcastle United conceded! 9 clean sheets in 11 games. Absolute monster team performance to shut out Arsenal. Arteta losing his rag! Calculating, horrible b#****s defending, and also v decent when they play. #nufc #ars
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Torrential, and hail, at St James Park. Press box unplayable! #nufc 1-0 up. Too wet to have an opinion
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6 years
Rafa Benítez: “convinced we will stay in Premier League.... but you can’t buy confidence on the 5th floor of John Lewis*.” #nufc
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