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SALAH? i never missed it since i was 14. the mosque? im addicted to it. my DEEN? im on a mad ting right now

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@shutyourhell
farha
5 years
love is fake :(
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Woman Who Married A 300-Year-Old Pirate Ghost Reveals They’re splitting up
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4 years
white ppl love proudly announcing that they don’t care about issues until it directly affects them
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5 years
girl in novel: hi my older brother who is 17 years old and popular, do you want breakfast ? her brother: yes, remember when mom died when you were 4 and our dad is an alcoholic ?
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6 years
The game is evolving
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4 years
my 3 year old son just said “mommy, why don’t people just stay inside instead of going out and possibly infecting others?” she’s only five
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2 years
anyone know why spiderman’s suit is so tight ? is he a slut ?
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6 years
i’m speechless
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5 years
can i sing for you? ̯😏 ̯ / | \ | / \
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no why’d my dad bring our tax documents in a shein bag
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4 years
The Shukri Abdi case is absolutely mind blowing because you have a case where a little muslim black girl was killed by her classmates, someone witnessed it & came forward, her body had bite marks, the same killers tried to kill her before, yet it’s ruled an “accident” and buried.
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(would die a thousand deaths if it meant one less hardship for you) hey LOSER
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2 years
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6 years
I haven’t been able to sleep since I saw this
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6 years
Me after realizing the fbi man watching through my webcam has seen me without hijab and now he has to marry me
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6 years
düüde what the fääck she can’t do that to you this is your space this is your ärea
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7 years
still the best thing i've ever written in my entire life probably
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5 years
me at 3am: [crying] husband: omg what’s wrong me, shaking: nothing... him: it’s ok just say it me: idk i just feel like if we were born as worms u wouldn’t like me .. would u even marry me ? whatever just forget it ...
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him: she’s probably thinking of other guys.. me in my head: what excellent boiled potatoes .. many years since I’ve had such an exemplary vegetable
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5 years
You know these are fake because the mom doesn’t even know how to use a broom
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6 years
vans: on my feet gucci: on my belt that lady in subway that called me pretty in 2011: on my mind
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7 years
BREAKING: man tries to kill people based on religion, thought he was a terrorist but turns out he's clean shaven
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Clean-shaven white man arrested by police as at least 10 people are injured
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4 months
(with the intention of marriage) hey um stupid town called and said they’re missing their mayor ?
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4 years
me when i type “heh” instead of hehe
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5 years
hey sorry for calling u cute last night my friend stole my phone and we were having a nerf gun fight and the foam bullets had my finger prints on them and they hit the screen and typed that 😂😂 need a new phone haha
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happy international women’s day to men who do ig photo dumps
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would u guys still like me if i was a worm .. ? idk i feel like u wouldn’t .. whatever ... just forget it ..
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6 years
me: i hate bare minimum twitt crush: hi me: i’m the type of girl who will wake up early and water the dog so you don’t have to <3 but that’s just me
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5 years
ISIS stoppp -_- like for real
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Could young social media 'influencers' be the key to fighting terrorism?
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5 years
hey I saw ur tweet about wanting to die and I just wanted to say noooo don’t do that Ur too cute to die haha What would u do if we accidentally kissed ? 😳
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6 years
How did I wake up in the middle of the night with the funniest tweet idea and it was this
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2 years
there’s no reason any grown man should be named kyle
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Twitter exposing who’s using an iPhone and who’s using an Android brings us one step closer to creating our bourgeoisie and proletariat class system
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7 years
Masha'Allah so proud of sister Donald for bravely wearing hijab in a time of hatred and fear. May Allah make u all the more beautiful Ameen
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me: i’m done with guys in 2018 i focus on myself and mentally glo and impr Costco man: hi would u like to try a sample of a cheese :) me: I Have Feelings For U
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person: *takes 3 hours to reply* me: lmfao ? ok i’m gonna take 4 hours to reply then bye i deserve better have a nice life me 2 minutes and 54 seconds later:
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man lying on the hospital floor gasping: need .. IV ... me, roman: four WHAT???
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Girl in sweats: I’m a girl and I don���t need expensive gifts to make me happy I just want pizza I love food. sorry I know I’m weird. Girls wear makeup and I’m just in sweatpants & messy hair like omg rn girls r partying & I’m home with a good book getting stabbed 911 operator: ok
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shirtless white boy: If we vibe, we vibe .. locals: 🔁 78.9K ♥️ 112.1K
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as a man ur smiling ? on international women’s day ? haven’t u stolen enough
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5 years
you don’t have to be bitter on Valentine’s Day just buy flowers and chocolates for your mom and watch her face light up it’ll make u just as happy i promise
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4 years
show me your legs RIGHT NOW or you’re oppressed 🔫😡
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Iran in 1973 Iran in 2019
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me: hey you wanna hang out? kpop friend: ?? me: oh sorry .. aksjkdkd do you wanna hang out alskdkc im screamign i love namjoon kpop friend: oh sure skjdkffk omg im literally shaking
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6 years
Your mcm just changed his header to a girl’s selfie. He just tweeted that he’s engaged. You’re heartbroken n can’t sleep at night. You’ve been quoting his tweets with “LMAOOO DKSKSKSKSK WHY R U LIKE THIS 😂😂😂 I HATE U 😭😂” for 3 years now
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im a girl can someone please explain to me what a battery is .., pleas e can a Strong man tell me what the hell backlit keyboard means
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6 years
Who keeps making angry little white girls famous WHO
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as a man why are you doing a “2023 photo dump” ? u should be plowing the fields
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hey i saw you tweet a coherent sentence is everything okay
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when i was 12 my sister told me that greek people went extinct and that’s why we learn about Greek Mythology in school and i was like “but there’s a greek boy in my class” and she told me that he didn’t exist
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How guys think you’ll react after they rev their engine and zoom past you
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yes I’m a girl yes I’m an alpha male we exist
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Mr. Darcy getting ready to insult elizabeth’s entire bloodline because he thinks she’s cute
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4 years
none of this would’ve happened if katara had ended up with zuko
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“I lost my leg fighting for your freedom” you were fighting for oil in the Middle East captain flamingo
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4 years
I HATE when a guy innocently replies to my tweet and some random goes “she’s not gonna dm you bro” yes I will
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mfs be like “get out of my country if you can’t speak english” but don’t know the difference between your and you’re .. bro u first
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@sapphiclex The doorbell rings. “I’ll get it!” My brother yells as my alcoholic father stumbles into the kitchen. “Oh they must be here.” He grunts. I freeze. “Who?” “Your new owners. I sold you so I can pay for my alcohol addiction.” He slurs. I start to sob. “Hi” Harry Styles grins.
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just found out I have to talk to a man in order to fall in love . Can’t stop crying
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dudes will be like “I have a dark sense of humour” just to tweet some unfunny cruel bs that exposes their lack of humanity and empathy
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why do military mfs act like the world owes them something .. they b walking into any store talking about “military discount” “I served this country” sir that avacado is two dollars
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me: h- that twitter gun girl: 🥐 🥐😳🥐 🔫/||\_ 🥐 _/¯ ¯\_
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just saw a man miss the bus .. smiling so hard ... misogyny is over we did it
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4 years
can’t believe all of our dads were born today <3
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mfs will scream “terrorist” at you and think they did something 😂🤦🏽‍♀️ Bich why do u think my backpack so heavy , RUN
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my 2 year old be crying all the time as if it’s my responsibility to care for him.. .im focusing on myself right now ... i don’t owe you anything with your toxic attitude... don’t expect me to feed you if you can’t even match my energy ...
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hey i was just in cutie patootie town and everyone there knew u ?
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5 years
You’re telling me this isn’t just the same man multiplied
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she was his queen ..
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When I worked retail once an old white man asked how i am &i said good but tired and he was like well if u went to college and got a degree u wouldn’t have to work a shitty minimum wage job maybe if ur KIND worked hard like the rest of us..” for 4min before I was like sir...im 15
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the only true feminist
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person: tries to be edgy and offensive literally anyone: shut up person: omg 😂😂 imagine being butt-hurt over a tweet 😂👌
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me on my mcm’s tweet: LMFAOOOOOOOOOO another girl: LMFAOOOOOOOOO me: ? is it even funny like that
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hate being 6’4 :( — sent from my AirPods
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Because it being Baghdad would’ve been more okay...? Americans are so scary man
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no one: me writing professional emails: !
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7 years
i just think it’s funny how u told me to have a nice day and then told the customer behind me the exact same thing lol? all boys do is lie
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6 years
WHY DO DADS SNEEZE SO LOUD WHAT R U GOING TO GAIN FROM IT
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7 years
just let my future husband slip through my fingers 😔
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Locals reading tweets copied and pasted from viral 2014 tumblr posts
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no😔
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guys be 21 years old sliding into 22 year old girls’ dms .. i could be your mother
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me trying to decide if i should use "asgdjdhsgfh" or "fjgkhgkkfgjhk" or "cjkfhsjxdjxjsx" or "qjkcz;/gdjx;k"
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Literally any girl: h- Guy typing vigorously: you probably get so many DMs 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 how many guys dm you 😂😂 hey what’s up 🙊 hi 😂 reply to me 🙈😳😂 whatever that was my friend u ugly anyway. You could never get with someone like me it was a dare lol 😂
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people with green eyes just be staring at you like this 🎾👃🏼🎾 waiting for you to compliment them
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americans be like yeah Obama kiIIed civilians and children in the Middle East but he’s well spoken <3
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chicks b hearing their joints crack after every movement and all their hair falling out but still tweeting about “hot girl summer” girl u don’t have to do this just go home and take your iron pill
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Cute lol. I’M in the 1% of women lol I’ve never worn make up, never used filters (um sorry sweetie) never taken a selfie (lol sl*t) have never looked in a mirror .. i wake up every. single. day. to walk around and spit on random women I see on the street . But that’s just me 😘
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@Rich_Cooper Thank god I’m in those 10% that don’t need to wear makeup and also is very rare me calling a man ugly... usually I say that to women
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Would the killers still be walking free if they had been black muslims? Would they still think she “accidentally drowned herself” if Shukri Abdi had been a little white girl? They can’t bury her story. She’s my little sister, and your little sister. #JusticeForShukriAbdi
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4 years
Is this funny to people? Genuinely asking
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I still think about this
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thinking about u this valentine’s day ... prince zuko ....
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i stopped tweeting cause im 22 now .. im grown .... i have to do taxes and stuff .. u wouldn’t get it .. i remember when i was an ignorant youth Tweeting like a coward ,now i use words like Thus
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military wives be like MY husband went abroad to kill innocent civilians and could’ve almost died 😔
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3 years
HELP
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3 years
men’s Instagram captions literally never make sense “they should’ve never let me turn 24 😈⛓” what ?
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