Would like to wrap this up with the fact that after writing this thread I went to the shop spent £60 and still forgot sometbing I need to make dinner tomorrow so will need to go back to the shop tomorrow again. The shop is always there. It waits.
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have 2 say btw one of the worst things about being an adult is having to go to the fucken shop. it is relentless. you always need to get something from the shop. every day I am in the shop.
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and u might say. shrines. just buy ur stuff in bulk, stop being an idiot. order stuff online. but then things run out. and u forget something. and then u know where u need to go???? to the fucken shop
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its the hope that gets u. u think u have everything in and ur safe but then u check ur cupboards and have the crushing realisation that the fucken shop is iNEVITABLE.
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Or you order it online and they deliver it but across the top of the print out the dreaded "these items were unavailable today", and you know what that means...
You have to go to the goddamn shop.
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Oh, I LOVE this! This is glorious!
“The shop is always there. It waits.”
You’re a frickin’ genius!😊💕
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Wait until some sort of even minor disaster and you have no shop. Then we really fucked.
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"She's making a list, checking it twice, don't want to go to shop more than once tonight"
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I would like to thank you sincerely for the 5 minute belly laugh this thread gave me 😂😂😂
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