Do you have a kid? Do you have a friend who recently had a kid? I’ve got some good news! Get them interested in golf with The Golfer’s Zoo. Rumor is Scottie and Nelly consider it a big part of their recent success (also a rumor that is totally untrue).
Andy Murray into a fifth set in Melbourne (where it’s 3 AM) … asked for a bathroom break, was told it wasn’t an option and he vented. Oh yes, he vented as he should.
A reminder Max sent this tweet in 2013 at the U.S. Open ... he'll get his first shot at playing with Tiger on Thursday at St. Andrews in an Open ... life rocks sometimes
This image is golf. It shows a man that absolutely dominated this game his entire life who remains lost at a place he should be the most comfortable. You can take it like that. It also shows a man never giving up on the search, hoping the next swing is THE ONE. I like the latter.
Simply put, the best day of golf in nearly two years.
I don't care if Spieth wins tomorrow. I don't care if he goes out and shoots 80. I'm just happy to see Jordan Spieth look and stare and point and walk and putt like the kid we knew that couldn't lose ... that couldn't miss.
The proper way to celebrate a 59 ... Michael Caan, a 27-year-old pro on the Vancouver Tour, fired 59 yesterday at Meadow Gardens in B.C. with this worm of a putt on the last. Amazing putt. Even better reaction.
So to recap:
Airline lost my clubs
Told me they located them
Then …nothing
Random person tweets a pic of golf bags, one happened to be mine
I asked anyone (literally, anyone!) to grab them and bring them to St. Andrews
@stffph
aka the best human ever pulled off the miracle
Remember, today is the last day we get to enjoy Augusta National for an entire year. This is the day we anticipate for months & months. Take a minute (that chore can wait) ... sit back, make the kids watch a couple of holes, have a cold beverage, smile a lot. It’s Masters Sunday!
Let me be the 8,355th golf fan to give a huge shoutout to
@notthefakeSVP
@david59duval
and the entire ESPN crew for doing exactly what the golf world asks for; a golf broadcast that shows golf and has fun with it. Wonderfully entertaining, a lot of the time at their own expense.
Reminder that this dude who has accomplished all there is accomplish in this sport is still out grinding his ass off when his foot and leg do this randomly … hats off to the toughest athlete of this generation
Hey every golf club company, why you gotta make the stickers on the shaft virtually impossible to remove? Is this an all-company inside joke you have going?
My 3-year-old, after hitting a few golf balls today, turned to me and said, emphatically, “I am a golfer man!” and this is it. This is the best day of my life.
The Open should group Tiger and Phil together the first two rounds. I know there has been PLENTY of drama around Phil this year but these are the two legends of an entire generation most likely playing their last competitive Open at the home of golf. Do it for the history.
In the last 56 days, Scottie Scheffler has:
- Won in the craziest environment in all of golf
- Won Arnold Palmer's tournament
- Beat Poulter, Fitzpatrick, Horschel, Power, DJ, Conners & Kisner to win the match play
- Became No. 1 in the world
- Won the Masters
Not bad.
Nothing defines a golfer more than driving 75 MPH by a golf hole on the interstate and rubbernecking the entire course with your review.
“Must be a par-5 ... looks pretty tight. Greens look NICE! Probably running 10-11. I need to play there.”
All this in .7 seconds.
Just realized we gotta put an asterisk next to the 1997 Masters win and the 2000 U.S. Open win because Talor Gooch wasn't in those fields either. Sorry, Tiger.
So Tiger just draws a dead-straight line on his ball and doesn’t use a tool or anything to help. Just dead straight freehand. I’m in shock. (Shout-out
@A_R_Goldberg
for pointing this out)
Played 15 holes today with my 2-year-old son … here is how he ranked the day:
1.) hot dog and goldfish at the turn
2.) the ducks we saw on 15
3.) the bunkers (playing, raking, trying to run up the face and fall)
4.) riding in the cart
5.) actually swinging a golf club
Just remember that one of the nicest guys in professional golf getting tackled by a security guard while holding a champagne bottle as he ran onto a green to celebrate someone else's achievement is like the 73rd most random thing to happen this week in our sport.
Im legit laughing outloud right now that a person on Twitter that doesn’t even have an avatar found my golf bag faster than the actual f-ing airline that lost them. Traveling is a hoot!
The mens majors this year:
- Rory fires 64 with bananas bunker shot but Scheffler is just too good
- JT comes from 7 back, wins in a playoff
- The Fitzpatrick bunker shot on the 72nd hole
- Rory vs Viktor at the Old Course
This has been one of the best major seasons in a while.
Starting to think golfers need to announce their intended handshake move on the first tee like they do what ball they’re playing.
“I have a Titleist 4 with three black dots and I’m going to go fist-bump.”
Golf media: “I feel like there isn’t as much buzz around the Masters considering we just had one in November”
Jordan Spieth: hold my beer
Brooks Koepka: and hold my Michelob ultra
I guess if you birdie all the holes on the back nine at a major championship on the most famous golf course in the world during one of the most anticipated final rounds in recent memory you deserve to win. I guess.
No matter if you're LIV or the PGA Tour, rollback or no rollback, the one thing we can ALL agree on is if you hit a putt on a practice green so bad it goes close to a hole you weren't aiming at you will absolutely hit that second ball to that same wrong hole.
Drake posted this on IG and I have so many thoughts:
1.) two gloves?
2.) those are for sure batting gloves/receiving gloves and not golf gloves right?
3.) is he teeing it up in the fairway?
4.) After seeing this i need a more menacing look while teeing up my ball
A quarterback who plays golf recreationally was the lone man to hit the green from 170 yards while playing with the current PGA champ and the No. 6 ranked golfer in the world.
Golf is the best.
The Masters is as close to perfection as we have in sports. The one thing ... the ONE thing I wish was different ... was the playoff. I wish they played Amen Corner as an aggregate three-hole playoff. It's the perfect playoff compilation; par-4, par-3, par-5.
Headed to Augusta today - thankful I get to do this for a living and very appreciative of all that helped get me to this point. Eight months ago I had no idea what the heck I’d be doing and to be going to the Masters with these opportunities makes me feel all the grateful. Love.
A buddy just sent me this - hit it left on a par-4 and came up to find his ball being closely monitored by an interested observer. Not sure the ruling here
@USGA
After watching Phil talk Charles through all these shots I’m convinced that every pro-am partner Phil has ever had either immediately shaves 4 strokes off their handicap or immediately quits golf for the rest of their lives. Zero in between.
I saw the Keith Mitchell video got pulled down - the
@PGATOUR
has gotta stop listening to every agent calling and emailing and realize that stuff like this is GOOD FOR THE SPORT. Getting mad, losing your shit, slamming clubs; that’s interesting content!
As a kid that only wanted to be a sports broadcaster, I am honored and humbled for such an opportunity ... cannot wait to get going.
@damonhackGC
is such a pro (and a pal) ... it’s truly a dream to get to do something like that.
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@shanebacon
joins
@GolfChannel
and NBC beginning in 2021, serving as co-host of Golf Today, & contributing to Golf Central Live From and live tournament coverage.
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Golfers love the heavyweights. We love seeing Tiger and Rory and Phil and Koepka win big events and sometimes we forget how satisfying it can be to watch, in real time, a guy literally walking down the fairway to achieve a lifelong dream.
I know a lot of people were calling for a benching of Adam Scott for these Saturday matches but there is no way in hell Trevor was benching Adam on all-beige day for the Internationals.
Hear me out - make the drop zone at the 17th on Todd Island.
And we can coin the little dingy that takes you over there “The Boat of Shame.” Your caddie has to paddle you over there.
This is the best idea I’ve ever had.
Man ... have always wanted to get through local qualifying. Can’t believe it happened. Putted like a mad man. Pitched in from 30 yards for an eagle on a par-5. Actually accomplishing something with wedges and woods is exhilarating. Shoutout to all that got through today.
My guess for what golfers would shoot if they played Bay Hill in these current conditions:
Scratch: 88 or higher
7 handicap: 98 or higher
14 handicap: would not finish (ran out of balls and/or ran out of sanity)
Watch this. Watch this please. This is the real golf playoffs. The real stuff. This changes lives. These are the moments when you realize that all you battled for all your life is actually happening. Goosebumps.
I have my new favorite golf quote of all-time. Lucas Bjerregaard, after hitting three balls in the water on 18 yesterday and tossing his driver in the ocean:
"It’s a course where you have to limit your mistakes. You can’t afford to be making 11s."
The PNC is, as a whole, underrated.
A lot of us that play associate golf with a parent that introduced us to the game. The reactions are always so authentic & happy.
Plus, Tom Watson, Gary Player, Tiger & Nelly Korda are all playing the same course at the same time. Fun watch.
Please give us Phil-Tiger in a pairing for Saturday.
Please give us Phil-Tiger in a pairing for Saturday.
Please give us Phil-Tiger in a pairing for Saturday.
Please give us Phil-Tiger in a pairing for Saturday.
Please give us Phil-Tiger in a pairing for Saturday.
Please give us…
You’re not a truly great golfer until you’ve cold-topped a fairway wood off a first tee. It’s an essential part of growing as a golfer. The easiest bad shot to hit is the cold-topper with the 3-wood.
Sleep situation in your 20s:
Go to bed at 11 - wake up at 8.
Go to bed at 1 - wake up at 11.
Go to bed at 3 - wake up at 1 pm.
Sleep situations in your 30s and beyond:
Go to bed at 11 - wake up at 6.
Go to bed at 1 - wake up at 6.
Go to bed at 3 - wake up at 6.
If anyone is coming through the Edinburgh airport today/tonight on the way to St. Andrews and wouldn’t mind snagging my clubs I will pay upwards of (checks work contract) $200 for a safe return of this bag! Maybe $220. And I’ll give you a lot of tees. And a koozie. And a hug.
Buddy of mine sent me this earlier -
Imagine the joy of FINALLY becoming a member of a club and realizing the type of massive discounts that come with membership! Absolutely worth that initiation.
I really judge these professional golfers for using curse words after golf shots for I have never done such a disgusting and frankly reprehensible thing in my life!
My official Open prediction: the modern day Duel in the Sun. Jordan Spieth. Rory McIlroy. Two-player race. Huge gap between second and third. They come down the stretch and it’s Rory with the closing birdie to edge Jordan by one.
We get four days of Masters golf a year. Four. Two are done, two more to go. Enjoy every second of these next two days because the weekend will fly by and we will all be dreaming of Masters 2025 come Monday.
Welcome to the best golf weekend of the year.