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sober.sponge

@scrotus_minimus

7 months

Thanks sweetheart put the rest on my card

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sober.sponge

@scrotus_minimus

4 months

This is my god damn fucking bar

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@scrotus_minimus

1 year

This my GD BAR

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@scrotus_minimus

7 months

Unless the robot can block me on all social media they’ll never replace real waitresses

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This is awkward as hell. I don't wanna worry that some half assed robot is gonna spill hot soup all over me

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2 years

@punishedgarage Wife to pipeline wife pipeline

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3 months

Happy Easter

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@scrotus_minimus

6 months

I’m glad I have you all gathered this evening, let’s get to work boys

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@scrotus_minimus

4 months

No flying cars or universal healthcare but what a time to be alive!

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@scrotus_minimus

2 years

Around 17 beers is when it hits. I run my hand across the leather interior. It’s like it’s an office. It is an office. This is my office. I’m a business man. I’m conducting business. I grip the steering wheel. We meld together. Man and machine has become one. An unstoppable force

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@scrotus_minimus

1 year

Instead of just kicking you out bars should have penalty boxes

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@scrotus_minimus

8 months

THIS MY GD BAR 👹👹👹

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@scrotus_minimus

7 months

@beerdefeater Wish I had 3 hands so I could drink two beers while driving

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@scrotus_minimus

2 months

@RevDocBobSac Finally, a guitar that gets you no pussy

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@scrotus_minimus

2 months

No thanks, verbally harassing a robot would feel weird to me

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@ManicUCW

2 months

Are robot waiters the future of dine in restaurants?

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@scrotus_minimus

1 year

This my gd bar

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1 year

@Gozutrucker69 @Fingwit69420 My fault bro it was the cursed amulet

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@scrotus_minimus

5 months

Our Gooner who art in Heaven, swallowed be thy came

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Pope Francis says sexual pleasure is 'a gift from God'

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@scrotus_minimus

2 years

@JuliusIrvington Pence making sure he doesn’t get any gay in his coffee

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@scrotus_minimus

1 year

What’s interesting about this picture is that the cigarettes are actually addicted to me

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@scrotus_minimus

3 months

Leaving the bar vs being behind the wheel

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@scrotus_minimus

1 year

What I lack in penis size I make up for with no empathy for any other human being in the world

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@scrotus_minimus

1 year

Can you explain the thigh gap in your resume?

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@scrotus_minimus

2 years

Tits or ass? Bro her boyfriend 😍

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@scrotus_minimus

1 year

Smoking on that shit that made weak men create hard times 😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫

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@scrotus_minimus

2 years

To those who celebrate Blackout Wednesday.

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@scrotus_minimus

11 months

Chatting with your mom earlier

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@scrotus_minimus

6 months

Check out this bloated diabetic claw

cysio 🦝

@cysio_

6 months

a question for Americans: how do you feel watching this?

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@scrotus_minimus

7 months

If your drink looks like this give it to me and I’ll drink it

SecretaryTHIQUE🫦

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7 months

🫱🏾‍🫲🏽

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7 months

@MrToDamnFunny You don’t want this burden

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2 years

@youngtiddy Hold my homies over my shoulder like a rocket launcher

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@scrotus_minimus

7 months

My whore ex wife

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7 months

Can you guess what animal this tongue belongs to?

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@scrotus_minimus

1 year

POV you’re a toddler hanging out with Gram Gram and her sweet never hurt nobody dogs

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@scrotus_minimus

2 years

#beertwitter is gonna love this

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1 year

Good morning, it is officially cold beer Friday again

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1 year

God bless the emergency vape

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6 months

@UsingCigarettes The mouse hitting the orgasm button until it dies

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1 year

Don’t eat the oyster bar at Advanced Auto Parts

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7 months

@bobbylikesbeers @chiyabun Popped off on this one

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Alcohol abuse? I treat that bitch right

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1 year

This MY GD FUCKIN BAR 🤬🤬🤬

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1 year

The forbidden handjob

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1 year

Me after finding out I’m not in your Twitter circle

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@scrotus_minimus

6 months

The best undercover boss episode ever

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7 months

clocking in at work. another day another dollar

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@scrotus_minimus

1 year

Me when I see a homie’s cock unsucked

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1 year

Type of shit I’m about to be on lately 💪

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2 years

@patrickallsyms You should be free to go if u clown the cop

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@scrotus_minimus

1 year

Got my dick removed so I can suck all my ribs

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@scrotus_minimus

11 months

CBF Vibe

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@scrotus_minimus

1 year

If you ever wore one of these you may be entitled to compensation

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@acj_eu Tren

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1 year

Brought my lunch to work today

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@scrotus_minimus

1 year

Dunking on whoever it is that’s texting this girl I’m hanging out with

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@scrotus_minimus

11 months

THIS IS MY GD BAR LFGGGGGGGG

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@scrotus_minimus

5 months

The mass shootings are never where you need them to be

hannah

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i saw @GreenDay tonight for $2.90

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@scrotus_minimus

9 months

Her: Did you just cum inside me? Me:

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1 year

This is my bar

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2 years

Mr. Gorbachev crank down this hog

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1 year

I haven’t had a beer in almost 12 hours

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2 years

I don’t got a bartender I got a beerapist

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1 year

You should have said bless you

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@scrotus_minimus

2 years

Nice music taste did your previous 6 boyfriends pick it out for you?

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@scrotus_minimus

1 year

Thanks to everyone who reached out, the penis reduction was a success, donated the meat that was removed to some families in need. Doc says I should back ruining my life with alcohol in no time.