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trying to be on here less // I like movies & sports // social: @7PMinBrooklyn // I have a movie newsletter I'd like you to read, sorry ⬇️

Los Angeles, CA (he/him)
Joined October 2009
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husky dave grohl
5 years
some guy: it’s called Johnny Bravo. it’s about a 30 year old guy who still lives at home with his mom. His best friend is a child who lives next door and his only goal is trying to get laid. It’s for kids. cartoon network exec: (ripping a line of coke) f*ck yes dude, make it.
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5 years
what the FUCK is up Delilah? What the FUCK is it like in New York City?
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he’s so talented
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5 years
no one: Feel Good Inc by The Gorillaz:
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4 years
hey dude if you think this is classless you should listen to anything the president says at literally anytime
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And there it is. The most classless act ever conducted in Congress, by Nancy Pelosi.
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2 years
very weird to see people celebrating a verdict on here that's going to clearly make it harder for victims of abuse to hold their abusers accountable in court without being threatened with defamation
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2 years
just got asked for rolling papers by one of the stranger things kids at the turnstile gig
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1 year
because i'm not a huge dumbass, hope this helps
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How does this not make you wonder if this tragedy is vaccine related? #MondayNightFootball
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4 months
putting together a diabolical fit
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@saulmalone
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2 years
the irish
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@saulmalone
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5 years
imagine telling me in 1998 that “Mr. Ratburn” would be a worldwide trend on twitter dot com
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7 years
can't wait to have a peaceful month
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5 years
kanye west telling my cat she’s not allowed on the kitchen counter 🤝 get down girl, go ‘head get down
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7 years
me: eats a whole pizza My friends: that's kinda unhealthy Me:
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7 years
When Maria doesn't count you in
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4 years
@apixelpusher the pause before “come up to the front” is what fully does it for me
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7 years
punching nazis is the most fun a girl can have without taking her clothes off
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@saulmalone
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4 years
wait a second
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1 year
i'm sending this baby into outer space
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7 years
You ever see a kindergarten class do a play? It's bad but they're trying their best. The APMA's are like that. But you can have alcohol
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2 years
to be fair, if you looked at me you'd probably think I was the guy that had them
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2 years
weaponizing the legal system (which is already bad enough for women who speak out against abuse they suffer) gives survivors even less incentive to speak out and gives abusers another tool to continue unencumbered
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5 years
Cam Newton looks like a woman who has lost several husbands under "mysterious circumstances"
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5 years
Dick appointment? No. Think of it more as an:
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5 years
remind me to tweet about this tomorrow, but in the shared lyft I just had I watched a girl swipe left on me on tinder in person
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1 year
looks like he was in The Maine lol
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new/old photo of pedro pascal by monique carboni (2008)
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1 year
can't wait to lose all my money in the big DUNE slot machine
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7 years
100% of women don't care
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52 percent of men say they haven't benefited from women having affordable birth control
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5 years
This old town road remix has me feeling real sad for some reason
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husky dave grohl
6 years
I called in sick 🤚 😝/ _/|| _/¯ ¯\_ From your funeral 👋 \ 😳 || \_ _/¯ ¯\_ The sight of your family made me feel responsible 😭 👊/||\_ _/¯ ¯\_
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7 years
sup, I'm here to remind you that candy corn is terrible. it has no positive qualities. it is garbage. thanks for your time.
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4 years
imagine being the party that “doesn’t get triggered” and being super upset about a lady tearing up some paper lmao
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6 years
I did it. I found the whitest guy in the NFL.
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Police across U.S. respond to Derek Chauvin trial: “Our American way of policing is on trial.”
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5 months
@DragonflyJonez man said "i'm putting together a team"
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7 years
Trump: how can I make America great? Me: well you can start by
learning how to shut the fuck up
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4 years
this is his band, please check them out:
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4 years
bojazz horseman
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@saulmalone
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7 years
An exclusive sneak peek a the Broadside set list
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5 years
falling: asleep calling: a cab having: a smoke taking: a drag going✈️ : bed stomach: is sick
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2 years
I forgot the rule about never tweeting, and that's my fault lol
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4 years
LAPD shot and killed a Black man tonight. He was unarmed and on a bike. This was at 3:30 PST. As of 30 minutes ago, his body was still face down in the street. Defund the police.
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@saulmalone
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7 years
it is with a heavy heart that I must announce that I am indeed back on my bullshit
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10 months
@Srirachachau that first "missed 'em" gets me every time
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1 year
if this is your reaction to the news, you should be hurled into the sun
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5 years
nothing to plug, but just wanna say thanks for this
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6 years
Just watched a girl cancel her Uber because she was getting arrested
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6 years
Girl on Twitter: “I want a nose job” Me: *angrily closing a book on how sex works* well now I’m REALLY confused
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1 year
lol
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5 years
Scary Kids VSCO Scaring Kids Girls 🤝 SKSK
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4 years
quarantine day 1: I should download duolingo. use this time to learn day 3: the duolingo owl seems chill day 12: I am going to have sex with the duolingo owl day 21: el búho duolingo es un amante amable y considerado
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6 years
quick question for the TL:
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2 years
quit posting restaurants from your hometown with the caption "if you know, you know." I have never been to your hometown. I don't know and I feel very left out
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6 years
Got a parking ticket in LA. Tyler, The Creator walked by, said “damn, that sucks” and kept walking.
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Your most boring, mundane, inconsequential celebrity encounter. Go!
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7 years
Westboro Baptist is gonna be at warped tomorrow and I hope I get to square up
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┏┓ ┃┃╱╲ in ┃╱╱╲╲ this ╱╱╭╮╲╲ house ▔▏┗┛▕▔ we ╱▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔╲ Recognize Anne Hathaway has always been a babe ╱╱┏┳┓╭╮┏┳┓ ╲╲ ▔▏┗┻┛┃┃┗┻┛��
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5 years
can’t wait to just carry my phone around at my high school reunion this year and show it to people when they ask “what have you been up too?”
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6 years
happy St. Patrick’s Day
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1 year
unfortunately the new Chris Rock is very much in this vein
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5 years
Me as a kid: why would anyone listen to 80’s music? This is terrible. Me as a 28 year old : I swear to GOD, if I don’t hear some Tears For Fears I will end it.
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7 years
according to my Twitter, if I get a nose ring I should be able to date all of you
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7 years
I'm just bitter because some girl grabbed my phone to give me her #, dropped my phone, shatters my screen, and bailed
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7 years
The wildest part of this afterparty is seeing cool girls get with WEIRD dudes
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3 years
mitch mcconnell is a cartoon villain at this point and i can’t wait till he takes the Big Dirt Nap™️
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5 months
Seeing Cillian Murphy, Barry Keoghan, and Andrew Scott all nominated for the same award
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4 years
@albinokid @J_ManPrime21 @chrisgrady5 He has a credible sexual assault claim against him, wrote the crime bill, voted for the iraq war, championed big banks, and put clarence thomas on the bench. it’s not a false equivalency to call him a republican. I didn’t even say i wasn’t gonna vote for him.
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Would just like to congratulate anyone who is hot. You did it. We're all proud of you.
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4 years
these fucking grifters love to talk about class while our big, soggy president rips a piss all over the constitution and it’s just the dumbest thing. civility can eat a dick
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@sullydish yeah man we were all out protesting because of a magazine article, nothing else
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7 years
3rd warped tour in the books. What a summer. Shout outs to the Full Sail Stage only. The rest of you are big stage sellouts
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4 years
tweet what you know and people will find you. also, @Miles_Teller I promise I wasn’t staring intentionally. just a big Whiplash fan. thanks @PardonMyTake !
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4 years
just peed next to miles teller
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@Josiahx pink vibrator
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@thedivalinds the intersection of vine and old emo hits is where i thrive
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Mexican Restaurant: *brings another basket of chips and more salsa before my meal has arrived* me:
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7 years
hey warped tour!
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Don Lemon: the world looks to the United States as a symbol of freedom and democracy The World:
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Cartel deserved better
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I want Kacey Musgraves to throw me through a plate glass window
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@nytimes we've been having this convo since the pandemic started and folks started working from home. people like having more time they can devote to things outside of work. this is a boring panic article, find a new slant
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ah yes, my two kinks
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6 years
french toast is just regular toast with tongue
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@ameliaelizalde "sushi? haha look out, someone's feeling adventurous! Okay, see ya later."
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drink water? you mean the place fish have sex? I’ll pass.
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just dropping in super quick to remind everyone that literally no employee in the store you’re in sets the prices and yelling at them about it makes you look like a reeeeeeeeaaaaaaal dick. Thanks for your time
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I refuse to stop laughing at this
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Salt & Vinegar chips are superior and if you don't like them you have weak tastebuds and will not survive the winter
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6 years
A good tweet is 140 characters in length, including spaces. This cover letter is 139 characters because I’m the character you’re missing. a real cover letter I just submitted for a social media gig, i'm either a genius or an idiot, no in between.
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My idiot self though you meant the glove box
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open for a surprise
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the problem with Stranger Things 2 coming out in October is that I want to watch it now
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@caitiedelaney holmes and watson
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6 years
It is INSANE how much ass Cartel kicks
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5 years
me: please wife: no me: just hear me ou- wife: NO me: UGH, you never let me do anything fun me: *deletes “this guy fucks” off of our baby announcement*
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2 years
guess i'll just keep posting this fucking headline until i'm dead
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5 years
THIS is the ol’ razzle dazzle
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fuck you, I won’t do what you tell me - me, singing along to Rage Against The Machine at my corporate job where I get benefits
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On tinder at the #APMAs trying to match with a celebrity, let's go
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