I want to open my own girls-only gym that has a vegan smoothie/shake bar, a variety of classes including yoga and pole dancing, full weight racks, hip thrust machines, spa on site, and just an overall badass sisterhood type vibe ya feel
Instead of being a “not all men” type of guy, be THIS type of guy. Be an ally to women, if you see us visibly uncomfortable because of another man’s actions, DO SOMETHING
LOL! Doctors brushed off my mom’s concerns about her health for 3 years and when she went to the ER for extreme side pain, they told her it was appendicitis. It was actually an orange sized tumor in her liver and she passed away 3 weeks later! Funny vid
If you’re a man against abortion here are some things you can do:
- only have sex with people who want kids
- get a vasectomy
- be responsible with your ejaculation
- shut the fuck up
Ladies just because hot girl summer is over doesn’t mean you have to stop being a hot girl, it’s THOTUM. Go get your ass ate in a pumpkin patch. Sprinkle pumpkin spice seasoning on your tiddies. Send spooky nudes. Ghost him
Mental health: maybe let’s rest and take a break
Me: online shopping? Last minute trips?
Mental health: reLAx
Me. N E W T A T T O O S!!! Let’s spend MONEY!!!
Mental health: oh my god
amanda bynes explaining the infamous “drake murder my vagina" tweet is without question one of the most significant cultural moments of the past decade
Saw this guy at the gym wearing tight grey sweats and a cut off... there’s literally no other reason for him wearing that other than seeking attention from girls. Guys are such sluts these days, they have zero respect for themselves
Ear cutting is animal cruelty
Declawing cats is animal cruelty
Tail docking is animal cruelty
Keeping your dog outside 100% of the time is animal cruelty
Treat your pets with love and respect or don’t get one. Don’t @ me
Dairy farmers look to grow plants instead as U.S. milk consumption drops nearly 10%. "People are just not consuming milk, and it’s putting the
#dairy
industry in bad place.”
Men who hate on women for selling nudes/porn are the same men who can’t go a day without pornhub, follow hundreds of IG models, still live with their parents, and think their high school sports career is a solid talking point. Switch out your cum rag and shut up
Men will follow hundreds of IG models and like alllllll their pics but once their girlfriends wanna be confident and show some skin suddenly they’re “uncomfortable” with it and wanna break up lmaooo insecure asses
Twitter Debates if A Boogie Wit Da Hoodie Was Right in Breaking Up With Girlfriend Because in His Mind She Showed Too Much Skin on The Gram (Pics-Vids-Tweets-IG) via
@YuriyATL404
Men: *follow a ton of IG models/porn stars on social media, watch porn daily, watch premium Snapchats, stare at attractive women in public*
Also men: I don’t want my girlfriend posting bikini pictures that’s so disrespectful, that’s for my eyes only
You know it fucking sucks having to be worried about going places alone as a woman. With all this sex trafficking stuff and creepy men who don’t know how to handle rejection.... I can’t go ANYWHERE alone without thinking these things. It shouldn’t be like this
I’m allowed to look hot and be hot without wanting to be flirted with. It’s almost as if... hear me out... women don’t exist for male pleasure nor does everything we do have to do with wanting attention
I wish boobs were like necklaces you could just take them on and off every day and change them up because some days I like my small tiddies and other days I want some big knockers
Scientists say that beef consumption must fall drastically to avert a climate catastrophe. But even if you're not ready to give it up entirely, you still have plenty of options that will make a big difference:
When women talk about how scary it can be to be alone in public, we’re not exaggerating. Men just don’t experience this on the level we do and it needs to stop
Men want a confident woman until she carries that confidence into the relationship. Suddenly it’s “who are you trying to impress?” or “why you posting shit like that?” Y’all want us to suddenly stop feeling ourselves and rely on only you to feel hot. Weirdos
*seasonal depression kicks in*
my brain: take vitamin d, create a self care routine, talk to loved ones
my heart: masturbate, binge disney+, buy a new vibrator, adopt 12 kittens, sleep
Until women can go out in public without having to constantly look over our shoulders and worry about getting kidnapped/assaulted, I’ll say men are trash. I will scream it from the roof tops. I don’t care if chad from alpha sigma dickpie gets offended because “not all men”
Men love to consume porn and follow girls on social media who post pics showing a lot of skin but as soon as their girlfriends wanna post their own pics it’s all about “having respect” LMAO such a double standard. Y’all are a joke
Men created an environment where women are overly sexualized and seen as objects. But as soon as women capitalize on their sexualities on their own terms, suddenly they’re thots and hoes because how dare a woman profit off of their weaknesses
Can we all just collectively agree to ditch cow’s milk in 2019 I mean honestly you don’t have to be vegan to admit that drinking another animal’s secretions is gross
“Why are women so paranoid about men? Not all men are bad”
We don’t KNOW which of you are normal and which will try to kill us/harm us. Women don’t owe you shit and we certainly don’t have to “just be nice” if we don’t want to, even that doesn’t always work
men love when a woman’s nudes get leaked. they pass them around their group chats & wank their little meat sticks to them all day. but a girl posting sexy pics on her own? selling nudes if she wants? endless hate and slut shaming. they hate when we take control of our sexualities
How about we start exposing all the “fitness” influencers who sell workout programs using photoshopped bodies/surgery pretending they got their results from working out. Sounds more productive than calling out fake clouds
Men who fetish “traditional women” and obsess over women being modest, obedient, quiet, and homemakers are walking red flags. They’re insecure bitch boys who are intimidated by strong, confident women. Get a dog if you want obedience
“Can’t believe you post pics of your body online when you have a man, I feel bad for him”
I mean he gets to hit it every night and you’re what? Sitting behind a screen trying to shame women? Your bedside lotion is running low you better go to CVS or something and shut up
“If men opened a men-only gym women would have a fit”
NO. WE WOULDN’T!!! Omg please make your own gyms so the weights can actually get re-racked how they’re supposed to be, less sweaty feel smell, and less men being creeps at coed gyms. Make your own gym. We’re begging you
free porn has given men too much entitlement. they demand to see women’s bodies but when we start making a profit off them, they get all mad and call us whores. as if their obsession with our bodies didn’t create the opportunity for us to profit in the first place
Men will jerk off to Instagram models multiple times a day but say they’re uncomfortable with their girlfriends posting bikini pics lmaooo y’all gotta go
I think the bigger problem is you recording a woman at the gym without her consent. She’s minding her business and you should do the same. Having “fit” in your @ doesn’t give you the right to be a pretentious asshole. Finish YOUR sets and move
🔹 Reusable, steel straws: $7.99
🔹 Reusable grocery bags (5): $13.99
🔹 Reusable produce bags (9): $12.97
🔹 Reusable water bottle: $9.99
Once the ocean and all it’s creature’s are destroyed, no amount of money will bring them back
A short-fin male pilot whale has died in Southern Thailand after ingesting more than 17 lbs of plastic bags and packaging. During an autopsy, veterinarians removed more than 80 plastic bags from the whale's stomach.
I find airports so relaxing and comforting. Some people are sleeping, some are working, some throwing back shots at 9am. No judgment everyone’s just vibing
Bro I can promise you I wear leggings and sports bras so I don’t have to worry about baggy clothes getting in the way when I hip thrust 300lbs. I don’t go to the gym dressed to impress the chads who ego lift with bad form. Y’all gotta get over yourselves
Shopping at thrift stores doesn’t mean you hate poor people (it’s eco friendly and more sustainable) and buying clothes bigger than your “actual” size doesn’t make you fatphobic. Shop where you want and wear what you feel most comfortable in. Thank you
LADIES don’t let anyone shame you for wanting to wear a sexy costume. Be a sexy maid. Dress up as a slutty bunny. Wear that business hoe costume. It’s Thotoween baby!!
A relationship cannot improve if you don’t provide your partner with a safe and open space to express their needs and concerns. If you continue to perceive your partner communicating as an attack, you’re never going to get anywhere. Humble yourself and listen to their needs
If you honestly and truly believe that women can’t dress sexy and post hot pictures of themselves for themselves out of confidence then I hate to break it to you but.... you have internalized misogyny and an embedded belief that women exist for male pleasure (we don’t)
Gillette: as men you should respect women and not sexually assault them because that’s bad
Men: I can’t even buy RAZORS without being told what to do anymore!!! What a bunch of snowflakes!! Why can’t we have just ONE thing 😡 fuck women and their agenda 😤
I didn't spend 2 and a half years of my life in a mentally and emotionally abusive relationship where I wasn't allowed to talk to anyone of the opposite sex, post selfies, or wear too tight of clothes to be silent on this type of behavior so buckle the fuck up
I saw a guy at Target today wearing the tightest shirt, you could see his pecs and nipples right through it. Not to mention the grey sweatpants, you could see it all 👀 What kind of attention is he trying to attract? He surely won’t attract a wife dressing so promiscuously
Ladies: you want to have sex? Have sex. Don’t want to? Don’t. Want to wear a see through shirt? Wear it. Want to wear a turtleneck? Go for it. But don’t EVER let a man tell you what you can and can’t do. Only you can make decisions for your body, no one else
Taco ball is coming out with a veg/vegan menu, Burger King is trialing a vegan burger, Carl’s Jr. has a vegan burger on the menu, Ben and Jerry’s has a ton of vegan ice creams, and y’all wanna tell me veganism isn’t the wave? That vegans don’t make a difference? LOL
Idgaf who looks at my profile pic but when I'm out in public or at the gym trying to work out I DON'T want to be continuously stared at. It's called consent. What a woman wears, or posts online, does not grant unlimited consent for us to be creeped on. This view is predatory
If you have sex with a guy and you don’t cum, make him call you daddy. Give him a list of chores to do. Make sure he gets to bed by 9. Childish behavior calls for childish treatment
Men are quiet on sexual assault against women more often than not and won’t say shit to their rapey friends but suddenly want to be social justice warriors in regards to Cardi B drugging and stealing from men. Y’all are trash, periodt
Best foods to eat more of in 2020:
- almonds
- asparagus
- black beans
- blueberries
- bok choy
- brussels sprouts
- cum
- dandelion greens
- dark chocolate
- garlic
- green peas
- kale
- lentils
- mushrooms
- peanuts
- potatoes
- pussy
- quinoa
- raspberries
Emrata is beautiful. Her body is beautiful. If your body doesn’t look like hers, guess what? You’re beautiful too. ALL body sizes are beautiful. A diamond and a sunset are both beautiful, but look completely different
Virginity is a social construct made to shame women for their level of sexual activity or lack there of. If you base your interest in someone based on virginity or body count you’re an ugly weirdo not worth marrying
You don’t want your girl posting bikini pics or pics of her body? Oh. Then unfollow all the IG models and stop liking pics of other girls in bikinis/lingerie. Otherwise shut your goofy ass up and help her take the picture