SARAH SQUIRM @SarahSquirm Twitter profile | Pikagi

Pikagi

SARAH SQUIRM

@SarahSquirm

107,013

Followers

2,977

Following

2,052

Media

11,185

Statuses

🤡 sarah sherman on @nbcsnl 🪱 😛 come see me on tour 𝐋𝐈𝐕𝐄 + 𝐈𝐍 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐅𝐋𝐄𝐒𝐇! 🧠

HELL

https://t.co/zzuVOxgTV8

Joined May 2011

Don't wanna be here? Send us removal request.

Pinned Tweet

@SarahSquirm

SARAH SQUIRM

3 days

i’m going on TOUR this summer !!! 👀🫀come see what my amazing ass looks like in person 🩷 🩷 most dates with the weirdo goat @JackBensinger 🩷 grab ya tickets here: SEE YA OUT THERE !!! 👀🫀🩷 🩷 crazy amazing poster by freakgenius Brianna Miller 🩷

Tweet media one

55

34

603

Last Seen Profiles

@PuranikUdaya

@lug0sisdead

@SlayerOfThem

@sayangjanda69

@greenroompm

@GAyomanor

@marcgabernet

@aics_it

@russellwallace8

@draupadipanchal

@now_observe

@allatonce_info

@loperwrestling

@stw46

@filipinoflash

@progresason

@TuftsDemocrats

@indyscotnews

@kumariselja

@BlyatRumyn1999

@Smalliee__

@ellaottrey

@ZenciT

@mediablasters1

@klejdijd

@Bigschlongilong

@Loxonin_joe

@Ibai_93

@chev_ah

@jillywills

@peluas66

@guildhoops

@hash_kitten

@element2k

@in_jelly_game

@StarlightLikeMe

@SarahSquirm

SARAH SQUIRM

4 years

well-actually’ing the mother of his “child”, moments after childbirth ...

Tweet media one

Tweet media two

580

19K

190K

@SarahSquirm

SARAH SQUIRM

4 years

oh you’re BORED in quar?????????? might i recommend EVERY MOVIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!! dumbass

52

5K

65K

@SarahSquirm

SARAH SQUIRM

2 years

my question about NFT apes… have people never seen anything before?

165

3K

65K

@SarahSquirm

SARAH SQUIRM

4 years

was your dad a: • beatles dad • stones dad • who dad • hendrix dad • aaron copeland dad • an alcoholic

6K

3K

56K

@SarahSquirm

SARAH SQUIRM

2 years

the amazing thing about chips is that they taste awesome and you can eat literally one million of them

48

2K

50K

@SarahSquirm

SARAH SQUIRM

4 years

🐷

Tweet media one

Tweet media two

39

5K

46K

@SarahSquirm

SARAH SQUIRM

2 years

i don’t know what wordle is because i’ve had sex

208

2K

43K

@SarahSquirm

SARAH SQUIRM

2 months

just found out i’m not hot. please give me and my family space to grieve privately and uglily at this time.

@ZeroStarReviews

Zero Star Reviews

@ZeroStarReviews

2 months

“Am I the only person who has noticed that SNL has never hired a ‘hot woman?’”

1K

32

438

507

926

41K

@SarahSquirm

SARAH SQUIRM

2 years

just got my tubes tied (the pee pee ones. i’m sick of pee coming out!!! 😤😡🤬 no more piss for me, please)

85

1K

39K

@SarahSquirm

SARAH SQUIRM

4 years

Tweet media one

Tweet media two

Tweet media three

Tweet media four

99

6K

37K

@SarahSquirm

SARAH SQUIRM

2 years

thought i was going Number Two, but accidentally went Number Three 😬😬

Tweet media one

199

2K

36K

@SarahSquirm

SARAH SQUIRM

4 years

me at benihana

1K

5K

36K

@SarahSquirm

SARAH SQUIRM

4 years

･｡ ☆∴｡　* 　･ﾟ*｡★･　　･ *ﾟ｡　　 * 　･ﾟ*｡･ﾟ★｡　　　☆ﾟ･｡°*. ﾟ *　　ﾟ｡·*･｡ﾟ* 　　　ﾟ *.｡☆｡★　･　　* ☆ ｡･ﾟ*.｡　　　 *　★ ﾟ･｡ *

Tweet media one

33

5K

35K

@SarahSquirm

SARAH SQUIRM

3 years

why can’t video games have kissing instead of shooting 😔

146

2K

32K

@SarahSquirm

SARAH SQUIRM

3 years

Tweet media one

Tweet media two

37

2K

32K

@SarahSquirm

SARAH SQUIRM

3 years

literally breaking a lease because accidentally moved into a neighborhood with this vibe:

Tweet media one

Tweet media two

Tweet media three

Tweet media four

120

559

30K

@SarahSquirm

SARAH SQUIRM

3 years

🤪🤪 SNL just made a HUGE mistake!! 🤪🤪

@nbcsnl

Saturday Night Live - SNL

3 years

Welcome to the cast! Aristotle Athari James Austin Johnson Sarah Sherman

431

428

8K

682

571

28K

@SarahSquirm

SARAH SQUIRM

3 years

james cordon stopped me in the middle of traffic and starting doing this to my car 🥺

Tweet media one

19

763

19K

@SarahSquirm

SARAH SQUIRM

4 years

did it work

Tweet media one

Tweet media two

39

2K

17K

@SarahSquirm

SARAH SQUIRM

2 years

going down on me be like :

Tweet media one

33

510

16K

@SarahSquirm

SARAH SQUIRM

3 years

CIA rebranding as a modular synthesizer festival in Berlin

Tweet media one

58

1K

16K

@SarahSquirm

SARAH SQUIRM

2 years

happy one year anniversary of me seeing my tulpa on the news

Tweet media one

30

289

15K

@SarahSquirm

SARAH SQUIRM

2 years

snl viewers visiting my twitter page like

Tweet media one

44

173

15K

@SarahSquirm

SARAH SQUIRM

2 years

when something costs more than a hundred dollars? it’s like… why?

21

395

15K

@SarahSquirm

SARAH SQUIRM

3 years

Hey CUMpkin pie🍰👅 lovers!😘 it’s finally SPANKSgiving🖐🍂🌰🍅 time to be 😉thankful😏😜💋 for all that sweet potato🍊DICK 🍆🍆🌽👅 now send this to 5 of ur 👄💦 sexiest 😛😛 🦃 TURKEY 🦃 sluts in the next 🕕 15 seconds 🕒 or else i’ll do something dangerous to my family tonight

85

990

15K

@SarahSquirm

SARAH SQUIRM

2 years

IN for 2022: things i like that rule OUT for 2022: things u guys like that suck crap

23

957

13K

@SarahSquirm

SARAH SQUIRM

2 years

if this means the green one gets less slutty, i’m gonna 5150 myself

@thehill

The Hill

2 years

M&Ms characters to become more inclusive

Tweet media one

4K

809

5K

40

411

13K

@SarahSquirm

SARAH SQUIRM

2 years

how could chips be bad for you? they’re so small! 😗

25

417

12K

@SarahSquirm

SARAH SQUIRM

1 year

👶🥹😁🥺

Tweet media one

81

127

11K

@SarahSquirm

SARAH SQUIRM

3 years

how much did those big tiddies cost, mizz nancy

@peterdaou

Peter Daou

3 years

BREAKING: #Pelosi says $600 is a "significant" amount for working families. #LetThemEatCake #TrillionForBillionaires

5K

7K

28K

56

519

10K

@SarahSquirm

SARAH SQUIRM

2 years

checked into a hotel last night and the woman working the front desk asked “no offense, but are you a clown?”

58

101

9K

@SarahSquirm

SARAH SQUIRM

3 years

instagram has taught you all to decorate your apartments like fucking shit

26

373

9K

@SarahSquirm

SARAH SQUIRM

3 years

don’t need fuckin spotify to tell me that all day every day i listen to WEEN !!!!!!!!!!!!

104

470

9K

@SarahSquirm

SARAH SQUIRM

3 years

had the time of my life writing my first weekend update with @notbenmarshall + @martinmherlihy @JawnHiggins + with help from @annadrezen + celeste yim 😛 love roastin + toastin ya @ColinJost xo mwa 😘

Tweet media one

172

98

9K

@SarahSquirm

SARAH SQUIRM

4 years

he aboutta do a DIY noise set at Silent Barn

Tweet media one

55

864

8K

@SarahSquirm

SARAH SQUIRM

4 years

Tweet media one

Tweet media two

Tweet media three

@thejoshl

Josh Lewis

4 years

what the NYT iowa prediction looked like for the past 48 hours and what it looks like now lmaaaaoooooooo

Tweet media one

Tweet media two

252

2K

16K

8

917

7K

@SarahSquirm

SARAH SQUIRM

3 years

how can we get peter jackson to do a six hour Get Back style documentary about the time Fergie sang the national anthem

38

393

8K

@SarahSquirm

SARAH SQUIRM

2 years

i’ve seen just so many things with my eyes and i’m wondering if these people have just simply seen anything before

6

102

7K

@SarahSquirm

SARAH SQUIRM

4 years

jackass is a groundbreaking exploration of masculinity through body horror comedy and anal/balls-based performance art AMA

@jordansnow

Jordan Snow

4 years

gonna need @SarahSquirm ’s take on this

Tweet media one

5

1

73

41

525

7K

@SarahSquirm

SARAH SQUIRM

2 years

everything used to look cool and now everything looks like shit ‼️

46

293

7K

@SarahSquirm

SARAH SQUIRM

2 years

not true…😈

@Arr

koyaanisqatsi heckler

2 years

Watching old episodes of Pop Quiz and this is a whole look that is totally extinct in the wild

Tweet media one

13

5

126

15

46

7K

@SarahSquirm

SARAH SQUIRM

4 years

today’s popstars are fucking cowards

@cloudbusting

kate bush’s aquarius moon

4 years

kate bush — “babooshka” tv performance (1980)

57

2K

7K

44

795

7K

@SarahSquirm

SARAH SQUIRM

2 years

that’s a wrap on ⁦ @nbcsnl ⁩ Season 47 Presents: Sarah Normal 😘💋

Tweet media one

Tweet media two

Tweet media three

Tweet media four

114

80

7K

@SarahSquirm

SARAH SQUIRM

2 years

homer disappearing into the bush meme but it’s homer disappearing into *my* bush… is this anything??? seriously that little yellow bald dude can get it tho fr…

45

149

7K

@SarahSquirm

SARAH SQUIRM

3 years

i think i’m about to make one million dollars ...

Tweet media one

16

242

7K

@SarahSquirm

SARAH SQUIRM

10 months

my patron saint ❤️ you invented everything ❤️ you created a world we all wish we could live in ❤️💕 PEE WEE FOR FUCKING EVER !!!! ❤️💕

Tweet media one

Tweet media two

Tweet media three

Tweet media four

39

729

6K

@SarahSquirm

SARAH SQUIRM

3 years

🤞 please @nbcsnl can Cannibal Corpse be musical guest 🤞🙂

69

222

6K

@SarahSquirm

SARAH SQUIRM

4 years

this man was blasting The Gap dressing room playlist while he was deciding to invade Libya

Tweet media one

30

390

6K

@SarahSquirm

SARAH SQUIRM

3 years

tfw i take a pic of my open puss with the flash on

Tweet media one

79

166

6K

@SarahSquirm

SARAH SQUIRM

2 years

HO(e) HO(e) HO(e)☃️❄️💦Merry CUMmas!‼️🎄its time to jingle🔔those big balls🔴🎶 because its the most fuckable😜time of the year! Even Misses Clause👵🏻wants a big ol’ candy cane in her stocking🎅🏼👀🎁🍆Send this to 10 gingerbread SLUTS👼🏻 If u receive 5 back u have covid 😫💦💦‼️

36

457

6K

@SarahSquirm

SARAH SQUIRM

4 years

conner o'malley is our most important cultural artifact

Tweet media one

21

271

6K

@SarahSquirm

SARAH SQUIRM

3 years

cumming and puking? sounds like will smith is undergoing what doctors call “The Sarah Squirm Experience” 😗

24

66

6K

@SarahSquirm

SARAH SQUIRM

2 years

my tulpa

Tweet media one

72

91

6K

@SarahSquirm

SARAH SQUIRM

2 years

setting aside the obvious NFT money laundering of it all… i’m coming from a purely image-based argument and wondering about the act of *seeing* and *beholding*

16

83

6K

@SarahSquirm

SARAH SQUIRM

3 years

u know the dick good when she makes grape lady falling down noises 🤪

34

195

6K

@SarahSquirm

SARAH SQUIRM

3 years

we can all agree that this was one of the coolest things anyone has ever done

Tweet media one

21

229

5K

@SarahSquirm

SARAH SQUIRM

2 years

literally can’t think of anything worse than weed

125

293

6K

@SarahSquirm

SARAH SQUIRM

2 years

of course i’m addicted to diet coke… i’m a fucking GROWN UP!!!

34

510

5K

@SarahSquirm

SARAH SQUIRM

2 years

😭😭😭

36

504

5K

@SarahSquirm

SARAH SQUIRM

2 months

@PopCrave you guys always crop me out of these

53

65

5K

@SarahSquirm

SARAH SQUIRM

3 years

why would u wanna get dewormed i’m tryna worm up every day of my fucking life

22

385

5K

@SarahSquirm

SARAH SQUIRM

2 years

the only Golden Globes i care about 🤪🤪

Tweet media one

41

75

5K

@SarahSquirm

SARAH SQUIRM

2 years

UPDATE: just found out what sex is… i was misinformed earlier… YUCK! that sounds disgusting, none for me, please!

12

190

5K

@SarahSquirm

SARAH SQUIRM

4 years

i spent the hottest part of my 20s being anxious about whether or not people i hate liked me

15

228

5K

@SarahSquirm

SARAH SQUIRM

3 years

this is now the richest person on the planet

Tweet media one

Tweet media two

40

180

4K

@SarahSquirm

SARAH SQUIRM

3 years

i miss when comedians were ugly

18

90

4K

@SarahSquirm

SARAH SQUIRM

4 years

i'm actually glad that student debt exists! people should be cruel/unusually punished for trying to read more

10

217

4K

@SarahSquirm

SARAH SQUIRM

4 months

@PopCrave why’d you guys crop me out

47

59

4K

@SarahSquirm

SARAH SQUIRM

2 years

i’m having this issue with “Funko Pops” as well…

56

40

4K

@SarahSquirm

SARAH SQUIRM

2 years

when someone has a lot of plants in their house it’s like… ok.. ??????????????

24

130

4K

@SarahSquirm

SARAH SQUIRM

4 years

25

348

4K

@SarahSquirm

SARAH SQUIRM

2 years

ahh yes, the blue check… the badge of the criminally insane…

24

69

4K

@SarahSquirm

SARAH SQUIRM

3 years

for halloween this year, i’m going as Completely Unrecognizable

Tweet media one

52

26

4K

@SarahSquirm

SARAH SQUIRM

2 years

every time i see/hear the term “wordle”, my puss completely shrivels up and falls off

39

112

4K

@SarahSquirm

SARAH SQUIRM

3 years

to the joker, this is a normal frog

Tweet media one

20

260

4K

@SarahSquirm

SARAH SQUIRM

2 years

😛🫢 i effed up on live tv 🫢😛 got to write this one with the loves of my life @martinmherlihy + @JawnHiggins + @notbenmarshall + celeste yim 💗💖

@nbcsnl

Saturday Night Live - SNL

2 years

Backstage tour of SNL with @SarahSquirm !

62

279

4K

98

137

4K

@SarahSquirm

SARAH SQUIRM

2 years

love choking down enormous vitamins that stink so bad they make me throw up , all because a woman with gorgeous skin told me they’re good for my “immune system”

21

68

4K

@SarahSquirm

SARAH SQUIRM

4 years

fffaaaiiiilllleeddd ssttaaatteee

Tweet media one

17

425

4K

@SarahSquirm

SARAH SQUIRM

4 years

when bernard sanders is president, millennials will start having the cool kind of sex again (love sex)

5

216

4K

@SarahSquirm

SARAH SQUIRM

2 years

@FINALLEVEL this is an incredible joke

10

14

4K

@SarahSquirm

SARAH SQUIRM

4 years

warren stans be like: “i’m a hufflepuff, hamilton rising, moon in jeff goldblum”

9

182

4K

@SarahSquirm

SARAH SQUIRM

2 years

what do you call it when you’re edging, but with ‘rrhea ?? 😗

264

56

4K

@SarahSquirm

SARAH SQUIRM

2 years

to be fair i was literally wearing this:

Tweet media one

50

21

4K

@SarahSquirm

SARAH SQUIRM

2 years

pilk

@lindsaylohan

Lindsay Lohan

2 years

Feeling nice…or naughty? @Pepsi , let’s make #PilkandCookies happen 🥤+🥛 +🍪 #PepsiPartner

1K

3K

22K

69

131

4K

@SarahSquirm

SARAH SQUIRM

4 years

david byrne be like "i know a place" and then immediately be like "FUCK this is NOT my beautiful house!!!!!!!!!!"

5

567

4K

@SarahSquirm

SARAH SQUIRM

1 year

h*rry styl*s found d**d in a d*tch 🤚

Tweet media one

28

84

4K

@SarahSquirm

SARAH SQUIRM

4 years

bernie’s laugh is the sound of angels singing in heaven

@ThomasOnTheWeb

Some guy

@ThomasOnTheWeb

5 years

Bernie's reaction to learning that he's related to Larry David is amazing

45

1K

6K

8

265

3K

@SarahSquirm

SARAH SQUIRM

24 days

😭💔 LOVE U STEVE ALBINI 💔😭

Tweet media one

27

176

4K

@SarahSquirm

SARAH SQUIRM

4 years

everyone getting mad at this dad list, just know that i forgot to title this list: 𝐉𝐄𝐖𝐈𝐒𝐇

95

47

3K

@SarahSquirm

SARAH SQUIRM

3 years

Tweet media one

Tweet media two

28

29

3K

@SarahSquirm

SARAH SQUIRM

6 months

who is she???

Tweet media one

174

23

3K

@SarahSquirm

SARAH SQUIRM

3 years

Tweet media one

18

49

3K

@SarahSquirm

SARAH SQUIRM

4 years

gonna go to grad school as a joke

12

377

3K

@SarahSquirm

SARAH SQUIRM

4 months

⚫️🔵🔴🟡🟢⚪️

Tweet media one

Tweet media two

33

73

3K

@SarahSquirm

SARAH SQUIRM

2 years

Sarah Euphoria High School

Tweet media one

39

17

3K

@SarahSquirm

SARAH SQUIRM

4 years

I think it would have been cool if they made tik tok illegal

104

160

3K

@SarahSquirm

SARAH SQUIRM

3 months

can we get you folks started with some drinks?

Tweet media one

99

54

3K