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@saltycolombiano

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unemployed, homeless, 5”4, chlamydia survivor, 50 IQ

Tampa, FL
Joined August 2010
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@saltycolombiano
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6 years
Wow so you think LGBT people getting killed is a joke?
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6 years
Ahhh yes the two genders
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4 years
Madagascar has 0 reported cases impecable work by King Julien
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2 years
@gofundme HONKKKKK HONKKKKKKKKKKKK
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3 years
@UberFacts It’s just that fucking good 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸
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6 years
Wow so you think trans people should be killed?
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2 months
@HotepJesus Nah they’re just didgusted with the unprofessional behaviour
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3 years
@JoshuaTedder3 @RetroFirearms I think what people fail to recognize is that these are humans just like you, had you grown up in Germany in that time period you would’ve been one of Hitlers army whether you like it or not. Statistically speaking you’d have not been one of those to stand up to the war machine
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3 years
@RetroFirearms This lowkey made me sad
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4 years
@SwatkatPvP @b_illy_sights @ajmedia_ut @huk_gwai It’s a SRT 4.... not just a Neon lol
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@saltycolombiano
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10 years
@GirlNotes : and I'm single... http://t.co/01jXThsMdg” maybe because you're a bitch that judges peoples happiness and the way they look😊
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3 years
@VolksDK @UberFacts Yeah haha the idea of free speech religion and assembly, the right of self preservation with arms, the right from unlawful seizures and double jeopardy, protection from cruel and unusual punishment ARE SOOOOOO out of date
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3 years
@OrwellNGoode Child abuse
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3 years
@GoodPoliticGuy 20 years old when he got shot it’s a felony to carry, to possess a handgun if you’re under 21
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@saltycolombiano
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10 years
Going to leave this duck pic here http://t.co/Pfd2t8yQsj
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10 years
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10 years
making a HUF socks giveaway RT to enter! http://t.co/Lw2QhdTwyp
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10 years
What real friendships are made of http://t.co/Yz5bq5N5xB
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@saltycolombiano
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3 years
@echo_chamberz Alpha male shit
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10 years
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@saltycolombiano
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2 years
I’m begging y’all to go outside and touch some grass
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Why do white non binary people act like being non binary cancels out their whiteness
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@saltycolombiano
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@MrPotatoNavy @MissionArtist I’m sure he won’t reply to this lmaooo
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@saltycolombiano
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10 years
Greatest selfie🍑 http://t.co/rOirevcWCF
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@saltycolombiano
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10 years
*checks twitter to see if your not the only person whos instagram isnt working*
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10 years
Girls are stubborn af but some are just worth it
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@saltycolombiano
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4 years
A moment for my lil sisters art she’s 14
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10 years
Morning messy hair sorry don't hate me💤 http://t.co/SK7QiyGZCP
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2 months
@HotepJesus Bro look at his appearance, how he’s dressed and talking, its not about race
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8 months
@BlackCanaryDC_ Now show the middle eastern release
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@saltycolombiano
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10 years
my life and relationship goals http://t.co/b2RAToYRgA
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10 years
yeah i forgot to pull out #butdidyoudie
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10 years
Sex bruises are good bruises
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2 years
@Srirachachau Proven innocent not a murderer
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10 years
NOT EVERYTHING IS ABOUT A DAMN RELATIONSHIP AND LOSING WEIGHT AND BEING BEAUTIFUL FOR GODS SAKE GO OUTSIDE AND ROB A STORE AND FEEL ALIVE
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10 years
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10 years
Send me booty pics or I'll throw a shovel at your head
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10 years
when oomf doesn't get the hint http://t.co/YoSW8cjv1P
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10 years
When he puts it in the wrong hole: http://t.co/WZaj9yvimQ
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10 years
I didn't do anything this weekend but watch Ultra live http://t.co/abet7zdPdU
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10 years
I wasn't kidding when I said I was a booty king http://t.co/xhOAkCtV3b
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10 years
yeah your girl sent me nudes #butdidyoudie
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4 years
How he turned around lmfaooo
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4 years
I know these games smh
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10 years
after we break up dont approach me like this lol http://t.co/g0N81pgOyG
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10 years
moaning is fucking sexy
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3 years
@Unexplained Anyone know what kinda fish is this
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10 years
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3 years
I love this video so much imagine paying $300K to get gapped by a car from 1992 😭
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5 years
Life is fucking crazy yo!
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10 years
@BestOfWorldStar : Gratata vs yeet 😂😂😂 ” she fucking nailed that girl with the shovel😂😂😂
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10 years
Since iOS 8 has a camera timer now no excuses, the nudes better be A1
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10 years
The first time you get high
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2 years
@blaccmajek @rahsh33m Oooo when she threw the food on the ground I felt a knee jerk reaction to throw a slap
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@saltycolombiano
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10 years
Just wanna make money and have sex everyday
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10 years
RT if you still dress like this http://t.co/KHuO6xDsVP
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4 years
Bro I use to be defend cops and think that it was a very small minority of them that were fucked but every day I’ve been logging on here I see shit that just makes me reconsider that
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6 years
Wake up ✅ Tweet ride and grind ✅ Call out of work ✅ Jerk off and clean up with my bed sheets ✅ Double text a girl that doesn’t like me ✅ Skip breakfast, crack open a monster energy and turn on Fortnite ✅
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4 months
@freyasintrouble @MillionMustMeme You sell your self for $5
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10 years
i searched whore on Google maps and it took straight to your house, what a coincidence?
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10 years
Starting beef with Victor is like starting beef with Tampa😂
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10 years
hickies in spots only you and bae can see
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3 years
Highkey need this for my chain in silver or gold
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YuGiOh Thousand Year Puzzle, 1/1 Scale, Color Coded Plastic Model NOT Charged until it ships!!
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@saltycolombiano
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10 years
Reason to date me: Ill buy you Victoria Secret randomly
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@saltycolombiano
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4 years
Cus some mf named victor griffin made a rumor about me being gay
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4 years
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10 years
you know who else liked Germany? Hitler
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4 years
Imma be making 50K with out going to school, with out student loan debts. Straight from high school to the work force and I regret nun
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10 years
guys now a days don't know how much girls love going on dates
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@saltycolombiano
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4 years
Dis working dis working from home shit ez good merging from neisha and me
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10 years
I'll pay you 5$ for you to go to homecoming with me
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10 years
Why is it that all these pretty girls have no confidence, while the ratchet ugly ones think they're the shit?
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10 years
it would be amazing to have somebody laying in bed with me right now
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10 years
im over 6 ft, spanish, soccer player, dark hair with green eyes, getting tattoos and dress preppy, i dont get girls though, twitter fam?
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10 years
Nowadays anything is a relationship goal
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4 years
This is a cute picture❤️
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4 months
@NYPDTips @NYPD40Pct Hey whyd you delete the post about the Jew y’all looking for
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10 years
Porn is going to look so good on the new iPhone 😩
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10 years
Girls love kisses down low
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4 years
I love my job bro I’ve been employed with them for a lil over a month and they’ve invested $2000 in certifications and licenses for me to excel, they open up the doors bro I’m about start selling insurance in 7 states and work w as an agent with 5 insurance companies
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10 years
thanks to all of you dumb asses that ruined it for all the nice guys #twitterpurge
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10 years
I have more nudes than friends
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10 years
can people forget about money and shit for a second and lets all drop acid and smoke weed and like be family?
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10 years
Kiss my neck and I'll fuck your brains out
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10 years
I wanna make somebody my wcw
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10 years
My parents sure did raise one sneaky son of a bitch
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4 years
Graduated high school with this internet legend amazing
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Ryan Broderick
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On this day six years ago, Lucky Luciano decided to do it to us
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6 years
You lost your arm because you were drunk behind the wheel you don’t deserve no sympathy hoe
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4 years
This work from home shit boring
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4 years
@JillianMatheson @TheIvyTampa Hi I’d contact the better business bureau through email, they simply can’t paint over the mold it won’t go away they have to cut that section of wall off and replace it. They’re putting your health at serious risk I wouldn’t take it lightly
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10 years
lmao this girl is threating to expose my dick, i told her to post it and ill retweet it #noshame
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2 years
@Mr_Sn1ffles @Srirachachau Ion think shooting someone aiming a gun at u, tryna smash ya head in w a skateboard and child molesters is murder but Ight shout out oj
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