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@sadnapss

4 years

I challenge South African make up artists to recreate this iconic piece of our heritage as a look

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3 years

why bar ones gotta come with the dick veins on them??

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3 years

If sad plz look at the duck

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3 years

i am absolutely losing it over the google search blurb for 'garage pie'

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4 years

Me, in utero, minding my business - and suddenly being born:

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2 years

I have never related to something more in my damn life

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@sadnapss

3 years

Bruh South African service station workers are a blessing 🤣🤣🤣 this brusque foreigner was asking the shop attendant for male stimulant pills while buying cigarettes and this mf’er sold the man 2 sachets of bio plus 😭😭😭 I’m CREASED

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3 years

@LITTOLD this is my new reaction gif for everything

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@sadnapss

3 years

can’t believe I have to go back to office life full time tomorrow, why do employers think we want free lunch when all we really want is to be able to do laundry and mop the kitchen floor on our lunch break

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3 years

If your hometown had a “national cuisine” what would it be? Mine would be a burger pie and mandrax (I’m from Amanzimtoti)

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3 years

Taking you to the other extremes of the pendulum with this #TitsOutForKeenan post. Smol bobs are still bobs

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3 years

Anyway, I think I looked mooi yesterday

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7 years

@jawboneknife he put the ass in potassium 😏😏😏

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@sadnapss

4 years

My brother found a dog water park in Seoul and plz just open and zoom in for a great heccin’ surprise

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@sadnapss

3 years

is it just me or is everyone else having a kind of difficult december 🥲

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1 year

Prime this, Prime that, but I stand behind them

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3 years

even though it was one of the more miserable birthdays i've had, here's some smile through the sadness energy

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@sadnapss

2 years

A lifestyle aspiration.

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3 years

I’ve waited years to use this, plz congratulate me

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@sadnapss

3 years

Attention everyone. We did it. We frikken, fracken did it. Mao and and I are curling up to spend our first night in our new house together 🥺 the rain is falling softly against the window and there’s a very gentle whisper of a freeway far off. Not a crackhead for miles

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3 years

Don’t have these days often and I would just like everyone to know that I feel pretty today

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3 years

kinda hysterical that South Africans obediently tolerate months of - civil liberties being infringed upon - youth unemployment rates exploding - GDP diminishing - GBV increasing - loadshedding but someone going to jail for not appearing before court is where we draw the line

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2 years

Mao and I were both done at the end of a flipping long day in the middle of a heatwave

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4 years

Ramen and tiddies. A classic combo

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4 years

I require you to stop what you’re doing and immediately say well done to me, the potato, who is inching towards her splits

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@sadnapss

3 years

Guys please look how cute Mao is sleeping 🥺🥺🥺 he’s been tucked under my arm asleep for ages now

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3 years

Sbwl

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@sadnapss

2 years

I’m 33 on Monday, and while I might consider Grandpa a hard drug and go to bed at 9pm, I’m still pretty damn cool occasionally

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3 years

Could be us but you playin 🙄

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3 years

Got to play silly buggers at the studio before a shoot 🥺👉🏻👈🏻

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3 years

Bruh, I don’t give a shit if you don’t want to see this much ass cheek I held this titanic long enough for 3 separate photos and i am TROTS

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3 years

The drastic reduction in tweets over December leads me to believe Twitter is an occupation and we are all colleagues

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3 years

Itsa me; Goth Luigi (no really I was Edgar Allan Hoe and I hate myself as much as you do)

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@sadnapss

3 years

My mama had to go for an emergency surgery today and because of covid protocols I can’t see her in the icu ward 😞 I’ve been so stressed the whole day, if you have a good thought today let it be for her health and recovery

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2 years

I was a certified brave girl today and competed in my first pole competition ever today. Got 2nd in both divisions

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@sadnapss

3 years

Im sooooo shy to post this but hi here’s a dry run of performance routine next week 🥺 it’s still a bit murky but I’ll fix it.

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3 years

Please take this powerful talisman for warding off the Sunday scaries and be at ease

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3 years

I love this community in my phone but the way we all bay for blood when someone isn’t the most perfect version of themself in a tweet really makes me nervous and uncomfortable

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@sadnapss

3 years

found this super old test photo from a shoot i did and never got the pics back for 😭

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3 years

Why the fuck is the sex offenders registry in SA not publicly accessible?!

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3 years

vaccine staff: "hello ma'am you look nice today, are you trying to find a husband while getting vaccinated 🤪🤪🤪??" me: "or a wife. i'm not fussy"

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3 years

Y’all still accepting trappings of your thirst?

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1 year

In front of people nogal

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1 year

I performed! I didn’t fall! I am unstoppable!!

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3 years

Thinking of whomst might sponsor me a vegan whopper today

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@sadnapss

3 years

Just a 32 year old lady who gave herself Euphoria makeup 🥲

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@sadnapss

4 years

Hi and welcome to holding your body weight with just one janky foot 🦶

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4 years

coming out of lockdown like:

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@sadnapss

4 years

Really sheepish to make any sorta announcement about my stupid lil life but kinda proud to be starting instructor training for pole in March. Can I show you how to handspring? Fuck no. But I’ll be skilled enough to take beginner baby pole dancers to amateur level 🥺

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3 years

Up in the studio looking reg

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3 years

My powers out so fuck it let’s waste data

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3 years

Some of you might remember my mum and I found a teeny tiny kitten last year; here he is now, fully able to turn on taps for no reason

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3 years

13 years ago today I put myself into bed after coming home from being present for my boyfriends life support being switched off. I don’t really recall much of the day after but I vividly remember my dad, an emotionless Stalinist type man, cradling me and sobbing for my loss

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3 years

my thirsty curls beg a moment of your time

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3 years

lob u guiz

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@sadnapss

5 years

instagram models: \ | ╲ _ / ╲ \ | wow | / flat | ╱ tummy | ╱ tea / / bbz / | / \ |

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@sadnapss

3 years

I saw this and reflexively said out loud “what’s for lunch choms?” hai I need to delete this app man

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@sadnapss

2 years

Not me receiving a package at work and tearing into it like I’m absolutely feral only to realize I’m opening a lingerie delivery in front of the office

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3 years

I am so fucking overdue for some romantic shit. Whats a girl got to do to get a cute plushie or some flowers 🥺

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4 years

heard i'm illegal now the government won't allow hot snacks 🙁

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3 years

Second vaxx GET IN ME

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3 years

Should I enter Miss pole dance SA or am I deluded 😂🥴🥲

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3 years

mutuals come let me annoy you

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3 years

Felt delete might late cuter

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3 years

Mood

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3 years

Greetings, here is proof that I can EAT UP a choreo, that is all thank you, have a good evening further

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3 years

this app really is the most chaotic bargain bin of genuinely fucking cool people and freakum sex accounts asking to be your cuck or if you'll pee on them

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@sadnapss

3 years

My neighbours are wasted and loudly debating whether I have friends or not so that’s fucking it I am downloading Audacity and recording myself chanting “I might not have friends but at least I didn’t go to prison” and leaving it on repeat for the whole weekend

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4 years

Did I really just get screamed at by an anti vax friend for going to get a covid test? 🤪🤪🤪 2020 stays exposing how many duds you’ve allowed into your circle

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@sadnapss

3 years

Good day mortals, it is I, descending from on high to bid you a very pleasant mortality

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3 years

Having a little cat to love truly is psychological coconut oil

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3 years

Love this tiny man so much, my absolute favourite arrangement of carbon molecules on the planet 😭

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7 years

#TBT to childhood crack cocaine

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1 year

At least my outfit was cute

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4 years

Thicc n pouty because nobody love me

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2 years

Am an auntie y’all 🥺

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4 years

Petrol attendant, pointing at my tattoo: is that your dog? ☺️ My tattoo:

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@sadnapss

3 years

Have I ever mentioned how many INSANE shoots I would get pulled out of class to do because the photography students left that shit to last minute 😂

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2 years

Proof of life from your fav rbf sufferer

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3 years

“Me and my wife really like your vibe, can we buy you a drink?”

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3 years

You know when you get out the bath and flop on the bed in your towel and take 5 before trying to summon the energy to put your jimjams on. Mao has used that as his window to fall asleep by me 🥺

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3 years

New car day 🥳🥳🥳

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3 years

i use this as my linkedin profile picture to assert dominance

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3 years

Non-smiling

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3 years

I’m going to South Korea to meet my niece guys 🥺

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4 years

Presenting Mao’s feet without context

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3 years

Just 2 dumb bitches looking at each other

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5 years

the word naartjie implies the existence of a big naart

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3 years

🕯🕯🕯 becoming a lingerie designer and starting a new life of abundance🕯🕯🕯

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3 years

Please enjoy some of my art in depressing stages of completion because what is my brand or not trying really hard then hating it and stopping

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3 years

my mooma, my popsicle and my grampz all got vaccinated yesterday and i feel like i no longer have to stress because wow old people don't know how to follow ANY covid protection protocols

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2015 || 2020

Babytjie

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2015 || 2020

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11 months

Bought unlimited data and unlimited calls on a local Romanian sim yesterday R120 We are being dry fisted by telecoms in SA

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3 years

my facebook memory from 10 years ago today. GUYS I WOULD LEAVE THE HOUSE LIKE THIS 😂

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3 years

Me showing up to brunch after the girlies asked me not to dress extra

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4 years

From teensiest scrap to feisty protector of the patio 🥰

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3 years

Ok story time, while this photo is doing the rounds, back in 2009 I won some vouchers at Sexpo and bought the most brutal dildo from the collarme vendor, I’m talking the size of an arm, and literally kept it in my car to brandish at bad drivers because what could be scarier right

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4 years

i want a separate olympics where performance enhancing drugs are 100% allowed, let's see how high mfs really can jump

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5 years

I miss being at college and being pulled in for random photo shoots just because my legs were that powerful once

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