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jimmy

@sad_longhorn

3 months

longhorn nation how we feel about this? 🔥🤘

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jimmy

@sad_longhorn

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@albert12798 forgot i was broke

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6 months

Anonymous Tech player on Bert Auburn: “He walked in our locker room & walked right by me. And I’m like, what the hell is he coming in our locker room for? And he walked by me & he tapped Joey McGuire on the leg, and said, ‘Lace ’em up, it’s gonna be a long f–king game.”

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🚨BREAKING: Oklahoma LB Danny Stutsman has entered the NCAA Transfer Portal, On3 has learned. USC and Oregon are the current frontrunners to land the star defender. …

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jimmy

@sad_longhorn

1 year

@barstoolsports First name last, greatest name ever 👑🐐 330’s very own- Congratulations @KingJames

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@sad_longhorn

1 year

@GoodReddit woah that looks a lot like my cylinder

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jimmy

@sad_longhorn

6 months

worst mascot of all time

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@sad_longhorn

2 months

antonio lópez de santa anna (1845)

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@sad_longhorn

1 year

my very early predictions for the big 12 in 2023

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@sad_longhorn

1 year

@Hunxter_ bro how he already lost his id 😭😭 silly goose

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@sad_longhorn

1 year

@BuckRight @fasc1nate yea u right

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jimmy

@sad_longhorn

21 days

@AB84 “Whoever doin these leaks”

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jimmy

@sad_longhorn

2 years

@shirtsthtgohard so is shooting

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jimmy

@sad_longhorn

5 months

terrence shannon jr and arterio morris at ole miss next year

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jimmy

@sad_longhorn

8 months

ranking the most ideal texas football outcomes (regular season) 1) 12-0 2) 11-1 3) 10-2 4) 9-3 5) 8-4 6) 7-5 7) 6-6 8) 5-7 9) 4-8 10) 3-9 11) 2-10

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@sad_longhorn

1 year

ranking big 12 college towns by how much i’d like to visit them 1) morgantown 2) lawrence 3) ames 4) ft worth 5) manhattan 6) lubbock 7) norman 8) stillwater 9) waco

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jimmy

@sad_longhorn

2 years

brent venables rn @UTBarstool

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@sad_longhorn

5 months

@BigGameBoomer @bluebloodsbias yall rn

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jimmy

@sad_longhorn

2 months

which side are you on?

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jimmy

@sad_longhorn

1 year

@Rangers @ChoctawCasinos above .500 for the first time since august 15th 2020

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jimmy

@sad_longhorn

1 year

roses are red violets are blue when all else fails i turn to you

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jimmy

@sad_longhorn

1 year

@TexasMBB smile if you use crest

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jimmy

@sad_longhorn

1 year

just asked a group of sorority girls which college they’d go to if they didn’t go to UT and they all shouted together in perfect unison “WEST VIRGINIA” the people have spoken #MorgantownBBT

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jimmy

@sad_longhorn

9 months

college football truths (true edition) 1) notre dame is the most overrated team year in and year out 2) iowa state would beat alabama 9/10 times if the game was played in ames in november 3) kstate has the worst mascot of any ncaa team

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jimmy

@sad_longhorn

6 months

a legendary day

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jimmy

@sad_longhorn

8 months

kinda gotta defend tcu here, making a cfp is objectively more impressive than a conference championship and people don’t seem to have a problem with hanging banners for conference championships so why here?

TCU Athletics

@TCU_Athletics

8 months

New addition to the stadium 😎 #GoFrogs | @TCUFootball

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@sad_longhorn

1 year

@MrWolfOfBroadSt i just-

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jimmy

@sad_longhorn

9 months

college football teams i secretly respect 🤫 - kansas - west virginia - iowa state - kentucky - north carolina - michigan state - washington - rice

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jimmy

@sad_longhorn

2 years

@KREFsports he’s got a point tho, don’t commit unless you mean it

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jimmy

@sad_longhorn

1 year

biggest flaw with each sec fanbase a&m- corny uark- hygiene ole miss- hygiene lsu- sportsmanship uk- hygiene bama- incest florida- hygiene msst- hygiene tennessee- hygiene (bad) uga- barking mizzou- hygiene vandy- too smart usc- hygiene auburn- a lot (mostly hygeine)

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jimmy

@sad_longhorn

1 year

purple teams ranked 1) washington 2) lsu 3) tcu 4) ecu 5) kstate 6) vikings

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jimmy

@sad_longhorn

3 months

i wouldn’t wish this on my worst enemy

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@sad_longhorn

1 year

@incelReplies @lavaxgrl shame

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@sad_longhorn

1 year

imagine having to explain college basketball to someone using only these two games

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@sad_longhorn

1 year

@Bijan5Robinson we love you forever

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@sad_longhorn

1 year

@stillgray @libsoftiktok “grr i’m so angy a stranger i don’t know and likely will never talked to changed the way she looked grr”

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jimmy

@sad_longhorn

3 months

the way he leans in with his shoulder (PK would be so proud), lays out a perfect hit, then raises his hands up like he did nothing 😂 brock cunningham everyone

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jimmy

@sad_longhorn

1 year

@BuckRight @whiplash308 @fasc1nate bro PLEASE let me take you up on that bet

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@sad_longhorn

1 year

@BigGameBoomer how fortunate are we to live in a world where we could see this happen

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jimmy

@sad_longhorn

2 years

@BarstoolTexasAM apologize.

Barstool Texas A&M

@BarstoolTexasAM

2 years

only big brother can beat bama with a backup QB, sorry lil bro

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jimmy

@sad_longhorn

5 months

my thoughts on each school

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jimmy

@sad_longhorn

6 months

this cannot be real

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jimmy

@sad_longhorn

1 year

remember who your father is @UnivOfKansas

jimmy

@sad_longhorn

1 year

THEIR TOWER CAN’T DO THIS

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jimmy

@sad_longhorn

1 year

@JDeucy @albert12798 me when @JDeucy (17 followers) tells me to get my money up not my funny up

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jimmy

@sad_longhorn

8 months

@On3sports mizzou at 23

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jimmy

@sad_longhorn

2 years

@StrangestMedia hey man you can’t post that this is the judgement free zone

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jimmy

@sad_longhorn

6 months

ring secured🤘💍

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jimmy

@sad_longhorn

1 year

@ParkerMcCollum brilliant response parker. how do you then propose we stop mass shootings committed by people with these assault weapons?

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jimmy

@sad_longhorn

1 year

@viralHOF ngl why do i feel bad for that bot

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jimmy

@sad_longhorn

1 year

@UnnecRoughness 5-7 with an upset at home to app state, competitive losses to ole miss and auburn, and a surprising top 5 victory over lsu

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jimmy

@sad_longhorn

1 year

@NFLonFOX vikings

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jimmy

@sad_longhorn

4 months

nincompoops will try to convince you achane is better

Atlanta Falcons

@AtlantaFalcons

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The rookie rushing leader in all of the @NFL , @Bijan5Robinson !

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jimmy

@sad_longhorn

2 years

@TheAthleticMLB @ByMcCullough not to be “that guy” or anything but when you reject as big of a contract as he rejected, don’t be surprised when the trade rumors come

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jimmy

@sad_longhorn

1 year

@aggiembk selection committee really screwed yall over huh?

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jimmy

@sad_longhorn

2 months

everytime hornsupchris makes fun of texas a&m baseball, texas baseball promptly fu*cks up someone should silence hornsupchris

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jimmy

@sad_longhorn

2 months

for what it’s worth here’s mine

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@sad_longhorn

5 months

@BigGameBoomer we all saw the first one

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jimmy

@sad_longhorn

1 year

@incelReplies boilogy

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jimmy

@sad_longhorn

2 years

@RedditCFB now do schools unranked in both

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jimmy

@sad_longhorn

5 months

@boomer_tyler44 is that why yall lost to kansas and osu so you didn’t have to play is in the big 12 championship?

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jimmy

@sad_longhorn

1 year

@JonRothstein he’s bad lol

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jimmy

@sad_longhorn

1 year

@ChuckChaneyBCTG ok but who appeared tho?

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jimmy

@sad_longhorn

2 months

might be biased but

College Football Report

@CFBRep

2 months

Is there a worse call than that in the history of college sports?

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@sad_longhorn

1 year

THEIR TOWER CAN’T DO THIS

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jimmy

@sad_longhorn

2 months

mexico fans after receiving their second warning for using a homophobic slur

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jimmy

@sad_longhorn

3 months

both UT and TAMU acknowledge each other as flagships let’s end this debate

Carter Karels

@CarterKarels

3 months

Part of a quote from Mike Elko today, with perhaps no additional context needed: “We are the flagship program in this state.”

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jimmy

@sad_longhorn

9 months

this whole time i thought it was this

TCU Sports

@TCUSports

9 months

I thought it was this?

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jimmy

@sad_longhorn

4 months

what the front desk people at gyms are gonna see at 5:01 AM tomorrow

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jimmy

@sad_longhorn

1 year

@BlueYoshi1011 @BarstoolAlabama if i may interject bama is also 3 plays away from being 7-5, and most teams would not get selected to go to the playoffs if they were 7-5

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jimmy

@sad_longhorn

1 year

@barstoolsports same energy

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jimmy

@sad_longhorn

2 years

@XavierWorthy here you go

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jimmy

@sad_longhorn

1 year

@TexasMBB they just keep getting better

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jimmy

@sad_longhorn

8 months

It’s amazing how fast people turn on this app. For the first time in a long time I’m thinking about hanging it up for good. I do this just for fun and it’s not fun anymore. I requested media credentials for the Kansas/Illinois game since I was going. Didn’t think I’d get approved

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jimmy

@sad_longhorn

10 months

big 12 colleges ranked by student attractiveness (in alphabetical order): 1) baylor 2) byu 3) cincy 4) houston 5) iowa state 6) kansas 7) kansas state 8) oklahoma 9) oklahoma state 10) tcu 11) texas 12) texas tech 13) ucf 14) west virginia

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jimmy

@sad_longhorn

5 months

dillon gabriel’s phone 🔜

On3

@On3sports

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🚨REPORT: Oklahoma QB Dillon Gabriel plans to enter the NCAA Transfer Portal, per @mzenitz 👀

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jimmy

@sad_longhorn

1 year

@TexasMBB @Big12Conference LETS FUCKING GOOOOO

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jimmy

@sad_longhorn

2 years

@3YearLetterman coach a lot of people don’t know this but america will be turning 2022 years old tomorrow

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jimmy

@sad_longhorn

3 months

my timeline is just KU burners with <50 followers all making fun of pop isaacs i love america

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jimmy

@sad_longhorn

2 years

@CFBONFOX @OhioStateFB @Vol_Football @UNCFootball @KU_Football definitely not kansas even though the fake news media is spreading the “kansas came out of nowhere” narrative. not me tho, i saw it coming. it started last season when they beat us 57-56. i knew they’d be good before anyone else. us longhorns are just ahead of the curve like that

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jimmy

@sad_longhorn

2 months

the replies

CBS News

@CBSNews

2 months

“This is an unthinkable tragedy,” Baltimore Mayor Brandon Scott says of the Francis Scott Key Bridge collapse. He vowed that agencies will do “everything we can” to rescue individuals and address the incident and its aftermath.

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jimmy

@sad_longhorn

1 year

@barstoolsports not true i hated it more

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jimmy

@sad_longhorn

1 year

this interaction lives in my head 24/7

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@sad_longhorn

1 year

@Akii_Slush @domojnr @GoodReddit Smart_Cylinder1874

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jimmy

@sad_longhorn

1 year

dak and mike mccarthy in the cfl

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jimmy

@sad_longhorn

1 year

@Rangers rangers hiring this offseason

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jimmy

@sad_longhorn

5 months

@TexasVolleyball LETS GOOOOOO!!!! 🤘🤘🤘🤘

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@sad_longhorn

1 year

@maxabmas @TiptonEdits

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jimmy

@sad_longhorn

1 year

people should stop hating on texas college towns so much lubbock is your prototypical western town austin is vibrant cstat has rich traditions houston is diverse waco fort worth is classy

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jimmy

@sad_longhorn

5 months

took my son @hornsupchris to the gym today and he hit a new PR on squats!!