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6 years

Wow! Drake’s 3 sons are all named Jumpman. So when he said “Jumpman Jumpman Jumpman them boys up to something” he was talking about his kids 😳😳😳 this man really is a good father

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Who photoshopped Lavar on his own face

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CNN: “Why did you raise everyone’s taxes 24.81%?” Biden: “For Kobe” SportsCenter: “💛💜”

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“Discuss the reading with your breakout room” My breakout room:

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Me preparing to join this Zoom meeting just to say “no updates from me”

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Rudolph if it wasn’t foggy on that one Christmas Eve

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2 years

*shows baby on screen* Bob Costas: “The mind still developing, she does not know all her life leads to the inevitable arrival of death” *batter looks at strike 3* Bob Costas: “Unless we too are seated at the Right Hand” Ron Darling: “Went back to the cutter on 2-2”

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Adam Schefter: “here is a cute video of Taylor Swift running to kiss Travis Kelce” Adrian Wojnarowski: “Kelly Oubre is a possible victim of vehicular manslaughter”

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Kansas super senior Hunter Dickinson has entered the transfer portal, sources tell me. He has already heard from the following destinations: LinkedIn McDonald’s Indeed Monster Amazon Prime Delivery Wendy’s Walmart ZipRecruiter Starbucks Target Michigan

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“Grand Canyon University is Arizona’s premier private Christian college with a deeply rooted biblical mission” The biblical mission:

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2 years

These are getting absolutely ridiculous

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5 years

*politicians on twitter* Bernie Sanders: no one should have to go bankrupt in order to pay medical bills Donald Trump: TOTAL WITCH HUNT!!!! Andrew Yang: The Phoenix Suns should buy out Frank Kaminsky to stay under the luxury tax line

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March Madness: - “selected” aka forced against your will - actually goes into April (lying) - 68 teams; basically everyone gets to do it NIT: - “invited” aka your presence is a gift - not tied to any month, could go on forever 😮 - 32 teams; more discerning

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5 years

You tweeted this on the one day during the season where no team is playing baseball

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5 years

Play ball

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2 months

This is absurd

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4 months

He should opt into email notifications from LinkedIn

GoVols247

@GoVols247

4 months

BREAKING: Joe Milton has opted out of the Citrus Bowl and #Vols five-star freshman Nico Iamaleava will start at quarterback against Iowa. via @pbrown247

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6 years

When your parents’ siblings don’t have any children

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6 years

Here I ammmmmmm Lord 😄 👊/||\_ _/¯ ¯\_ Is it IIIIIII Lord 👋 \ 😮 || \_ _/¯ ¯\_ I have heeeaaaard youuuuu calling in the niiiiiight 😌 👊/||\_ _/¯ ¯\_

Kev G

@kevin_grace_

6 years

The Catholic Church really made straight up bops.... go make a difference..... table of plenty... one bread, one body.... we are called... Christ be our light??? All fucking bangers if I’ve ever heard

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Your unemployed friend at 1pm on a Thursday

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“Swung on and missed strike 3. Jeff McNeil strikes out to strand 2 runners in the 8th. Top of the 9th we go, the Phillies hold a 4-3 lead” The Mets dance team:

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6 years

His very first move as the executive 🤨 👊/||\_ _/¯ ¯\_ was to sign Lamar Odom 👋 \ 😦 || \_ _/¯ ¯\_ WHO WAS ON CRACK 😵 👊/||\_ _/¯ ¯\_

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3 years

Please stop arguing politics in the replies I just wanted to make fun of SportsCenter

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3 years

Mets fans during the season: “This player is ass” Mets fans during the final weekend of the season: “He’s a great guy, I wouldn’t mind bringing him back next season”

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3 years

Mike Puma

@NYPost_Mets

3 years

One thing that can't be overstated is how much the Mets believe they have a special clubhouse chemistry. Team brass has been very cognizant of that chemistry when considering trade proposals that involve players on their major league roster.

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2 months

Has Virginia ever been 1 and done in the tournament?

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3 months

Jeff Goodman: “you all suck 🖕🖕” Rob Dauster: “I have made my thoughts on the matter very clear” John Fanta: “Here’s my preview of every single college basketball game for the rest of the year”

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1 year

America after accepting the Statue of Liberty

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4 years

Saw Harambe trending, thought something happened to him

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6 years

If you play “Earned It” by Chief Keef at exactly 11:56:47 on New Year’s Eve, the clock will strike midnight right after Chief Keef asks “the beat go off?”

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5 years

The 0.01% of germs on my hands that didn’t get killed by hand sanitizer

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2 years

Your unemployed friend at 2pm on a Wednesday

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Roy Williams. Mike Krzyzewski. Jay Wright

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@Minions @TomBrady

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5 years

*ball sitting near the out of bounds line* Ryan Arcidiacono:

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5 years

Crazy how the Bucks couldn’t win a playoff series in 18 years Until they brought this guy in

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2 months

She’s requesting a trade

didyoujustsaywig

@2002scoobydoo

2 months

🚨Kate Middleton has mysteriously cleared her Instagram account and posted 3 cryptic videos of a snake…

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Dusty May if he didn’t play a 16 seed in the Second Round last year

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1 year

My Chinese language teacher on day 1 of class

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4 months

Don’t forget to leave out milk and cookies for Mike Pence tonight

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6 years

Pour up - drank Head shot - drank Sit down - drank Stand up - drank Pass out - drank Wake up - drank Faded - drank Faded - drank

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@brianab1188

6 years

Upset - John 14 Weak - Psalm 18:1-29 Lonely - Psalm 23 Sinned - Psalm 51 Worried - Matthew 8:18-31 Anxious - Philippians 4:4-9 Unhappy - Colossians 3:12-17 In danger - Psalm 91 Depressed - Psalm 27 Lack of Faith - Exodus 14 Need Courage - Joshua 1 Need Direction - Psalm 73:21-26

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2 years

Apple in 2008: “You can play your music from anywhere, anytime” Apple in 2022: “Without our watch you will literally die and no one will find you”

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Abraham Lincoln’s wife:

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11 months

Me watching my wife walk down the aisle

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4 years

This is like when people post the NBA Trade Machine with Giannis for Kevin Knox straight up

Aubrey Huff

@aubrey_huff

4 years

This is my serious prediction! Biggest shocker is California flipping red! #Election2020

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3 months

Nebraska in made up situations

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@HuskerQBCoach

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Nebraska would be 19-1 if they were in the Big East

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4 years

This is the greatest sequence in basketball history

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2 years

Providence and Villanova fans rooting for each other today/tomorrow

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Mr. Krabs after SpongeBob showed him pretty patties:

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Ar@ @r @ @rhrr @r @ghgbbrbrb @rb @bb @b

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Ryan Arcidiacono going after a loose ball leading by 29 points with 2:11 left in the 4th quarter

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Villanova is a 1 seed Bro did it

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7 years

@GoldenKnights @GEICO

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Mike

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Seton Hall doesnt have fans

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@ryansalfino Surely UConn fans won’t take this seriously

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Eduardo Perez: “Edwin Diaz hasn’t pitched for 37 minutes” Karl Ravech: “College football coverage is continu-” Eduardo Perez: “37 minutes and 7 seconds” Karl Ravech: Eduardo Perez: “37 minutes and 9 seconds”

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2 years

*loses to the Steelers* Tom Brady: This is like 9/11

TMZ Sports

@TMZ_Sports

2 years

Tom Brady says he's finding it nearly impossible to focus on his personal life half of the year ... explaining he feels like NFL seasons are similar to "going away on deployment for the military."

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These kids today got it easy, they find out school is cancelled through a text. We had to wake up at 6am and watch the bottom of the TV screen like the NBA draft 😂

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Villanova is gonna send Kyle Lowry a personal letter saying “Congrats on winning your first NBA championship! In the spirit of celebration, would you care making a donation to the University?” ⚪️ $25 ⚪️ $50 ⚪️ $100 ⚪️ $1000 ⚪️ Other: ___________ ⚪️ Monthly ⚪️ Annual ⚪️ One-time

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5 years

Philly fans haven’t been this upset since I called Wawa a gas station

New York Mets

@Mets

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. @FlavaFraz21 GRAND SLAM! 💪 💪 💪

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2 years

Most memorable January 6th in US history

Secret Base

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2 years

January 6th, 2019: The Double Doink actually deserves a deep rewind. We're sorry.

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6 years ago, I witnessed the greatest sequence in basketball history

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2008: Social media could lead a revolution in marketing and customer service in the years to come 2018:

Amtrak

@Amtrak

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RT for good luck ________________________________ || __ __ ____ | AMTRAK ,---\ || |__| |__| | o | | /// |____\ || |____| | ) || ________________|_________________/ _ _ _choo choo lucky Amtrak train_ _ _ _

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5 years

Everyone without a personality is gonna be so upset

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5 years

Netflix may have to say goodbye to ‘The Office’ and ‘Friends’

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8 years

Finally getting to the important issues

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Donald Trump is going to tweet about “great guy Dave Portnoy” fighting AOC and end his tweet with “Viva!” and that’s when this video game we’re living officially ends. The credits will start rolling immediately

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Providence fans when they lose in the first round to a 13 seed but they have a “2022 85% Regular Season Big East Champions” T-shirt

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Live look at Washington Nationals batting practice

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RT if your school had an automatic bid into the NCAA tournament and also is the number 1 overall seed and also won the tournament last year

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To everyone mad about a UNC/Duke/Villanova/Kansas Final Four: how about you just play better basketball

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UConn subplot: “We’re keeping our coach, let’s go for a three-peat!” DePaul subplot: “We are owning the transfer portal!” Villanova subplot:

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I will be creating a new NIL Collective called “Enemies of Nova” where I’ll be distributing money to the following institutions: UConn Seton Hall Temple Saint Joseph’s La Salle Penn Drexel VCU

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3 years

Are they all vaccinated? Why is no one wearing a mask? This country is so fucked on so many levels.

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Duke: *commits a foul* Ref: *calls a foul on Duke* Duke fans/players/Mike Krzyzewski:

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2 years

Don’t let the Will Smith/Chris Rock incident distract you from the fact that Villanova is going to the Final Four

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4 years

I’m telling my kids this is Osama Bin Laden

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6 years

Villanova needs to bring their own nun from Philly to San Antonio named Sister Jawn

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2 years

Justin Moore is Villanova’s Sister Jean 💪

Jamie Apody

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Jay Wright told me Justin Moore’s injury has brought a close team even close together. Moore WILL be traveling to the #FinalFour on Saturday!

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1 year

He’s requesting a trade

Spac𝓮 ⭐️

@spaceeong

1 year

barack obama has deactivated his instagram

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6 years

Greatest player in NBA history and some guy from Ohio with a high school degree

Bleacher Report

@BleacherReport

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LeBron supporting his young squad in Vegas ✊ (via @NBA )

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Jalen Brunson: *wins National Player of the Year in college* Jalen Brunson: *is able to play well in the NBA* Casual NBA fans:

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Facebook vs Twitter

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6 years

Can’t wait til it gets colder so I can really start dressin 😈

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6 years

Jay Wright has two moods: 1. Lose in the Round of 32 2. Win the Final Four game by 100

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Villanova “we’re back” conversations

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Stefon Diggs was the 12th man on the field for the game winning FG, as he stayed out there to watch the Broncos celebrate their win He balled out today with 3 catches for 34 yards 🔥

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6 years

I’d like you all to meet my son, Twenty Sixteen National Collegiate Athletic Association Basketball Tournament Final Four

BBC Sport

@BBCSport

6 years

Gone are the days of naming your newborn after a sporting hero. It's all about naming them after your favourite sporting event, now! More:

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Notice how there’s never any outrage about “being snubbed” from the NIT? It’s because the committee always gets it right It’s an overall higher quality tournament

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4 years

Greg Jennings scored a touchdown on a broken leg against the hardest hitting safety in the league