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@saaannvii
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2 months
when he posted a cafe story on his story w the location tag and i pressed the location and went through all the stories and posts with that cafe on them w location tag and found a girl who followed him and thats how i found out about a girl he went on a date with
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@saaannvii
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18 days
the yapper in me just dies if somebodys replying back after 6hrs like ykw i dont think u deserve my yapping now
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@saaannvii
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2 months
pls
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@saaannvii
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2 months
Worst breed known to mankind is a male engineer
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@saaannvii
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1 month
yalls mothers dont compliment you?
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Don't simp kareena didi. Rishtey me apka beta lgta hai.
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@saaannvii
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1 year
My rizz scares me
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@saaannvii
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2 months
?chat do i end it
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@saaannvii
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28 days
“i love summers” stfu bro
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🚨 A severe heatwave is expected in North India & Pakistan from this weekend, temperatures likely to cross 50°C in Pakistan. Further extending towards India, New Delhi will also be near 46-48°C next week. TC people residing in North.
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@saaannvii
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2 months
@gawdkilla im ngl i dont really care
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@saaannvii
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16 days
when i was a child i asked dad to quit smoking and take my kasam and he said ok teri kasam then i saw him smoke 10 mins later
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i asked baba to quit smoking and he ltr said dw beta achi quality wali peeta hu like OK whatever u say tobacco lord
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@saaannvii
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30 days
hows a girl supposed to give an entrance exam in a room w no acs and proper fans in 47 degrees
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@saaannvii
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4 months
just saw a girl w a golden retriever hot cute nerdy boyfriend my day is ruined
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@saaannvii
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5 months
this guy wanted 2 fuck so to flirt he said ill be ur hot math tutor and so i actually sent him my jee maths doubts kar bhenchod fir smjhaiyo bhi
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@saaannvii
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2 months
Downloaded hinge again to delete my account this time but what the fuck
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@saaannvii
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4 months
gotta stop telling guys im from uttar pradesh
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@saaannvii
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2 months
@f9rn9z im sure i cud still find a way
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@saaannvii
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2 months
wow
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@saaannvii
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2 months
feeling physically sick everytime he mentions his ex
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@saaannvii
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5 months
delhi babe ur starting to scare me now
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@saaannvii
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1 month
my younger sisters texts w her teacher im dying 😭😭😭😭🔥
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@saaannvii
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2 months
this delhi boy asked me “chedhne degi?”😭😭😭😭
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@saaannvii
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2 months
@Larryjamieson_ ive a career where i channel it too
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@saaannvii
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4 months
🫦
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@saaannvii
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1 month
my younger sister said if i was written by sanjay leela bhansali itd be called heerarandi???
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@saaannvii
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3 months
mom held my hand so romantically i felt loved but it was just to take it near her nose and smell it to see if i smoked a cigarette😕😕
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@saaannvii
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6 months
ara bhai
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@saaannvii
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4 months
never flirt w anybody from ur gym i repeat never.
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@saaannvii
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3 months
he hasnt replied in 1hr do u think hes too done with me
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@saaannvii
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3 months
i was in my ultrasound and the doc asks me “aapko mahina aata hai kya?”and i thought he meant salary so i said no im berozgaar tehe:3 and he meant periods literally periods
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@saaannvii
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4 months
ye bhen ka loda na khud move on hoga na mujhe krne dega
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@saaannvii
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4 months
i did not just fall out of the sky u know
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@saaannvii
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7 days
studying hard so my man can lose 20k on stake whenever he feels like it
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@saaannvii
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22 days
sharing a rickshaw w two teenage boys idk at all and theyre watching misogynistic reels and laughing help😭
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@saaannvii
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4 months
2023 board students > 2024 board students bec u guys arent ranting and panicking at all so boring honestly
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@saaannvii
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2 months
ive had 3 boyfriends ive many male friends, ive been a fake friend and im not untouched i know how to cook tho i like cleaning but like not love it
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𝒶𝓃𝓃𝓎
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i’ve never had a boyfriend and male friend in real life, i have never been a fake friend to anyone and i’m untouched girl since born until now. i know how to cook, i love to clean and decorate home and i have some talents. YES I’M A RARE WOMAN AND DIAMOND . 💎😌👑
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@saaannvii
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2 months
the guy i dated for 2 years and talked ab marriage w , just got his new gf pregnant and theyre keeping it??? (he tried cheating on her w several women before)
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@saaannvii
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4 months
idk how to flirt so im j gonna be su*cidal asf
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@saaannvii
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4 months
same father who beat me up as a child coz i fumbled the table of 19, got me a chocolate mousse to comfort me coz i was bummed out ab my marks 🧿
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@saaannvii
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2 months
mom and dad went out for a date night and now theyre drunk asf in some pub why cant adults these days be responsible theyre sending me drunk videos and drunk voice notes pls guys ur 50
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@saaannvii
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22 days
hustling😈😈👎
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@saaannvii
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7 months
the last 3 guys I've fucked w all were 5'7 n i can tell u god put the inches somewhere else🙏🙏
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@saaannvii
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2 months
delhi boy date spot number 1 is always socials hauz khas
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@saaannvii
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4 months
what to gift a man like what do u guys even like
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@saaannvii
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3 months
ok who wants 2 get their life ruined by me
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3 months
girls who wear this kind of nose ring can come and ruin my life
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@saaannvii
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4 months
this couple finally broke up ive been praying on their breakup since 2 years😍
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@saaannvii
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4 months
i love saanvi
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@saaannvii
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3 months
my dad so funny
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@saaannvii
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4 months
me and my sister got matching lehengas for a wedding and dad got a heart attack after seeing the bill but big slay
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@saaannvii
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4 months
this guy from my batch back in school got married at 18 and got a defender and 15 lakhs in cash as dahej
@adskekarname
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19 and 20 year olds are getting married and engaged; like stfu, you’re a kid yourself 😭😭
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@saaannvii
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4 months
whoever wished a 1 year situationship on me i hope u die bhadwe its alr been 9 months to this situationship 😭😭
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@saaannvii
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4 months
hinge is so entertaining man
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@saaannvii
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10 months
new therapist just dropped!!
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@saaannvii
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9 months
Shikhar Dhawan is my mom's cousin and ik for a fact half of this isn't even true media just makes everything look 10x worse
@sagarcasm
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He was hiding the pain of - Humiliation by wife - Staying away from son - Losing hard earned property - Paying child support for someone else’s kids - World cup expulsion But all this while, he never lost his smile
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@saaannvii
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3 months
@karnpriyanshu00 shes fine asf what r u saying
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@saaannvii
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4 months
a meme page featured one of my tweets and i had to personally text them to block my dad coz i didnt want that post coming across his fyp😭😭😭😭🤣
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@saaannvii
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1 month
If ur from india choosing cbse helps u so much in entrances like jee neet cuet
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ICSE IS BETTER THAN CBSE ICSE IS BETTER THAN CBSE ICSE IS BETTER THAN CBSE ICSE IS BETTER THAN CBSE ICSE IS BETTER THAN CBSE ICSE IS BETTER THAN CBSE ICSE IS BETTER THAN CBSE ICSE IS BETTER THAN CBSE
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@saaannvii
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5 months
ive been w a guy who was 7’2 and w a guy who was 5’4 ive range
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@saaannvii
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4 months
all the fine guys are either in mumbai or across the border ffs
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@saaannvii
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2 months
mohobbat thi toh jaane diya abhi joint hota toh muh mein hota
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@saaannvii
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3 months
2 guys in my gym were talking ab me behind my back and saying “her nose ring is sort of scary ye hum pe black magic kardegi” 😭😭😭
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@saaannvii
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2 months
chat is this real
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1 month
@ciggs4breakfast I wish his path crosses w a truck going at 200km/h no offense
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@saaannvii
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29 days
@yassshvardhan abey gadhe its not about the gender here
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@saaannvii
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3 months
she told dad, shes not a girls girl!!!
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3 months
mom knows i smoke f
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2 months
Why are minor guys convincing me to hit on them😭😭😭
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@saaannvii
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5 months
this guy told me he wants smth casual and proceeded to say i love u??
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20 days
cancelled the date coz of the heat delhi pls get better i miss him
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@saaannvii
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11 months
if a guy ghosts u for 7hrs what's the minimum waiting time to reply after that
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3 months
kudi🤗
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i feel like the producers of rockstar spent all their budget on mohit chauhan for vocals and ranbir kapoor for acting that they couldnt afford a proper actress because i swear this movie would bang harder if actress knew how to act
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2 months
Dads flexing to mumma about hes a tweleb and has 500 followers on twitter😭😭😭 i wanna leave this conversation
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3 months
and remember guys ur true purpose in life is to hate on vapes and promote chai sutta
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1 month
my dad came to me started boooing me and said teri mummy na meri biwi hai and went doing a weird dance??
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1 month
@Riddh_i did they pick u yet
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@saaannvii
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17 days
june please bacha lena aur nahi chud sakte guru
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@saaannvii
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2 months
everytime i post my bicep its just guys asking me to physically abuse them like ??
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2 months
real
@ayeejuju
juju 💰
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girls flirt by just staring at you like this
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3 months
stop calling urself a loverboy online when you ghost a girl after leading her on😭
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20 days
letsgooo
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20 days
black hair i will miss u alot thanks for being there through my toughest times
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5 months
for the one time i let my hair be natural
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1 month
selling feet pics pls dm size 4
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11 months
do y'all ever wonder why cig is 18 ruppees like either be 20 or 15, 18 is so weird
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2 months
could never love a city that isnt delhi man
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@saaannvii
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5 months
same guy whod text me 10 times in 2 hrs has seenzoned me so bad
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2 months
entrance exam days are so funny bec why did i get pickpocketed (fought him back and got my phone), almost got hit by a car and got featured in some interview outside the centre
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@saaannvii
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4 months
“february dump“ stfu how about u dump that mid ass guy that doesnt even give u the bare minimum
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3 months
Im sorry but the reels where a girl explains why a man shd pay on 1st date & continues to show the price of the makeup she applies as a reason are very stupid😭 like putting on makeup is your choice man & showing the whole kits cost when u use only like a bit everytime isnt fair
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the guy cheated on the girl (girl knows about it), the guy made another girl pregnant (not sure if his girl knows about it) then the guy went to get that baby aborted , many rumours of him being involved w a 14 year old too while being 19 himself
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4 months
this couple finally broke up ive been praying on their breakup since 2 years😍
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2 months
@yashitasinghh feel free 2 use
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@saaannvii
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1 year
bhai i want what cbse smoked when they gave 10+ days to commerce and humanities after English but gave science 3 for chemistry🤣🤣🤣
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9 months
i miss my long hair
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3 months
baap se ladhai hogyi and all he did was just pull out a cigarette while i almost cried😭😭
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3 months
subhe 4.30 uthna hai and ye bhen ki lodi bf se ladh rhi call par litr shouting
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1 month
he needs to stop talking about our dates like this bro😭
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3 months
haha if my partner cheated on me a while before my wedding i wouldnt be so positive on social media id throw hands but thats j me i guess
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3 months
my cousin’s on call w her boyfriend’s brother’s and complaining about her boyfriend’s alcoholism and him taking her for granted😭😭😭 direct family ko complain krrhi
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1 year
best picture I've taken in my entire life
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@saaannvii
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19 days
arguing w a male engineer from dtu what a W start to the day
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