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glyphosate girlie

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It's happening again I am obsessed with these interactions between Melburnians and Americans on a tiktok of an aerial view of the MCG

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I love it when my special interests of Taylor Swift and car parking intersect

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I love the Australian tradition of lying

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Every freakin time

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I love it when my special interests of Taylor Swift and car parking intersect

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light rail getting lightly railed 🤝 i'm getting off here

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love the unimelb swifties society

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yes! yes!! the parking discourse is taking off! my masters final project on Swifties and attitudes to car parking is going to eat

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the swifties MCG discourse got me looking up the parking situation around american stadiums. how the fuck do these people run the world

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I GOT PARKING DISCOURSE INTO THE NEWS

Aussie concert detail American Taylor Swift fans can’t believe

One huge detail in Taylor Swift’s string of Melbourne concerts has her fans in America in disbelief.

www.news.com.au

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Really cool tram thing just happened. There was some kind of malfunction that meant the tram had to go the other way. But instead of turning around, two trams stopped next to each other in the middle of the road and we all just stepped from tram 1 across to tram 2

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Good to be back in the office

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Image description: the "Very Hungry Caterpillar" stares blankly. He is in his fat phase after eating lots of food. Text reads "Reject tasks, Embrace cocoon".

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@silencewedge help what if we lied too close to the sun and now everyone thinks we're crying wolf about our rail infrastructure

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it's so embarrassing to be australian. who wants some soft drink. a little fizzy drink

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if you don’t call it pop you are automatically on my suspicious list

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1 year

Hi @melbconnect just wondering how you feel about these signs visible through the kitchen door on the mezzanine? They've got your logo but don't feel very leverage research and emerging technologies to disrupt and transform our society to me

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@AustralianLabor It is my opinion that this policy is fucked

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Just watched an episode of Black Books and am feeling uncomfortable about how much of my personality is based upon this series from 20 years ago

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@shadenfrau Yeah honestly big stadiums are an exception - anecdotally I know people who only ever use PT to go to the footy

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Really admiring the way the Australian Electoral Commission are combatting false information and misunderstandings online 🙏

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absolutely!! i wanted to provoke parking discourse with my observations but i don't want australians to think we're less car-pilled than the US

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it's Tram Tuesday. I drew this last week

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a mug that says don't talk to me until I've had my Statistics

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Donatella VERSACE 💜

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Told my cop relative I don't have fingerprint unlock in case cops make me use it to open my phone and she was just like "we would simply get a warrant and say unlock your phone or I am charging you with an indictable offence" ok go off cop queen

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wow this is blowing up are you guys familiar with this book

The High Cost of Free Parking - Wikipedia

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I paid $50k for a Taylor Swift ticket but when I opened the floral shoebox it was full of asbestos mulch

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If Van Badham has blocked all of us..... then who's driving the plane

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My (33F) cat (6M) asked to be allowed out to murder native animals and I said no. He's now hiding under a chair, refusing to come to bed, and saying I don't respect his needs. AITA?

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2 years

my answer to fuck marry kill for these 3 is so problematic

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Sitting outside the MCG feeling something that might be described as civic pride... All the American stadiums were surrounded by parking lots and we have grass and gum trees

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They're sending in medical choppers to Burning Man for the people who got the flesh eating parasites from the flesh eating shrimp that are hatching in the mud. The parasites in the shrimp burrow into the human brain and cause self-centredness and delusions of grandeur

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do NOT let me do a phd. if you see me contemplating it, send me to gaol

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yes! yes!!! i will take a look at this map in order to obtain my masters degree

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@sunshineaus78 ?? I thought the MCG was for cricket races? Why would insects drive cars

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I'll say it again: sorry to everyone I've left on read. I have posting energy but not replying energy

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has d**rd*sh paid for some Influencing

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┏┓ ┃┃╱╲ in ┃╱╱╲╲ this ╱╱╭╮╲╲house ▔▏┗┛▕▔ we ╱▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔╲ are struggling to find the motivation to work due to a confluence of factors such as the pandemic and underlying mental health issues ╱╱┏┳┓╭╮┏┳┓ ╲╲ ▔▏┗┻┛┃┃┗┻┛▕▔

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Timber for sale. must chop tree bring own axe

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2 years

the Family Chips at el jannah are $31.70. has anyone ordered these and counted the number of chips

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In 2024 I will find out what this country is 🏳️‍⚧️ and why the people from there are so cool and hot

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@shadenfrau that was badly phrased by me so for the benefit of anyone reading this who's confused: I know people who always drive and the only time they take the train is when they go to events at big stadiums such as the football

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An assortment of truly fucked forks have weaselled their way into our neurodivergent household and I'm going to hide them somewhere we'll never have to see them again

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Hi @yarratrams has anyone told you that your inspectors are very aggressive and disrespectful?? As a fare-paying customer I am quite distressed to witness their behaviour

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@nickschadegg ok I asked and it turns out they've made enjoying a succulent meal a crime

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@David_S_Dowling I TayGated for the first night of Taylor Swift in Melbourne and compared the experience favourably to what I've seen of the US tradition

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Sitting outside the MCG feeling something that might be described as civic pride... All the American stadiums were surrounded by parking lots and we have grass and gum trees

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Red Rooster Preston review: ★★★★☆ Perfect except the Rooster Roll is not displayed very prominently on the menu (no photo)

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several guys moved in next door, students I guess. and I've gotten two confused doordash drivers for them in the last week, and their trash can was completely overflowing with pizza boxes. i don't think they cook. i am feeling such a strange motherly urge to feed these boys

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official statement

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I'm at my friend's gig and the opening act, who are new to me, just introduced a song with "this is about car infrastructure and how it's bullshit"

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why did they make it WORSE

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Fun fact! The flinders/elizabeth street tram terminus (the Sir Robert Risson terminus) used to be BETTER than it is now. More space for people to alight their tram and wait for one, fully covered, beautiful architecture, how lovely!! What a shame we lost this.

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Last time I told her I got arrested she sighed and said "I hope you were polite to the officers". Then she asked if I could introduce her to my criminal lawyer so she could ask some questions about how they do criminal law (I declined)

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My friends have invented a game called Thai Cave Boy Experience where you take ketamine then get dragged around the pool

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@GuardianAus @maximumwelfare Man who was almost sucked off

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wedge girl

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my ranking of starsigns by how good they would be as baby names 1. Scorpio 2. Leo 3. Gemini 4. Taurus 5. Aries 6. Capricorn 7. Libra 8. Aquarius 9. Sagittarius 10. Pisces 11. Virgo 12. Cancer

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@poisonjr we have to repopulate our strong little honeycomb hive :)

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I replied to a WhatsApp scammer and they've literally transferred $42 to my PayID for doing 4 fake google reviews

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This is one of the reasons I didn't pursue housing and health research. The answer to all my questions was "give people money"

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This is simply an extraordinary study. Researchers gave $7,500 (CAD) to homeless people in Vancouver. The result? The program *saved* money. It helped many of them to move into housing faster, which saved the shelter system $8,277 per person. 🧵👇

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Some personal news: @fairy_godslut has offered to drive me to El Jannah to get the Family Chips tonight

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Some personal news: Unfortunately I have been let go from Monsanto, effective immediately. It was a privilege to serve as a STEM woman in corporate crop science communications, but ultimately not the right fit for either of us. Onto bigger and better girlbossing! RIP Holley 🌱✌️

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@AustralianLabor In September by less than $3 a day. Get bent

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Can't believe this is only 4 months old. Such a classic it feels like it's been in my mind palace for years

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KOKO: Koko birkin bag. Practical Koko possession bag RESEARCHER: No, Koko. You can’t have a Birkin bag. KOKO: Good Birkin good Koko give beautiful Koko deserve gorilla RESEARCHER: Koko, we simply can’t afford a Birkin bag. It is an unjustifiable expense. KOKO: jealousy professor

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Very pleased during current discourse that I have the privilege of having neither sexuality nor gender. Sorry to those of you who have these

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what goes on here??

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@MRPERFECTLYFlNE your content is helping me make a point about public transport, thank you 🫶

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To celebrate my contribution to the parking discourse—my screenshot collection ended up in local govt Teams chats and on r/fuckcars and in Fuck, And I Cannot Stress This Enough, Them Cars—here's a photo I snapped while walking to the MCG on Saturday

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ok when is glyphosate influencing starting because I'm ready

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Heartwarming: the worst person you know just got their first ever positive rat

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Drew like a dark, fucked up version of glen waverley haha. Just a glimpse into the dark reality where the glorious munnel was never built

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attempting the challenge where I greet everyone with a greeting with the next letter of the alphabet. so far I've done - a bit cold today - bit cold today - chilly today, isn't it? - devilishly cold this morning now thinking of 'e'

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coffee filters .... if you even care

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@matthewlesh matthew i am marking you as a Foe in the MFW app

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While you're here enjoying the zeitgeisty caterpillar, why not follow @AusUnemployment and join the fight for everyone to have enough money to exist, whether or not they have a silly little task to do for wages.

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no apology necessary

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alright which loser got Mish suspended for evading a suspension she never had #FreeMish

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@bizbiteboy Nice. I grew up in Perth and was impressed with the stadium from the outside last time I visited

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is there a mister information?

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I was born in Western Australia. At night, if I lay still as a corpse, I hear the mines calling me. My bones vibrate to the thrum of an autonomous haulage system. The sand will claim me in the end.

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@Paul_Karp I like to picnic on grass and not drive home drunk

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my drawing of all the cats my mother accidentally adopted when I was a child

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omg 100,000 people related to this enough to press the heart button. yes it did come from a deep well of executive dysfunction - i'm treated and medicated for depression and adhd but life is still so hard. honestly the solidarity in all the quote tweets helps ✊

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Getting back into Hobbies

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when Oceangate happened, people kept talking about James Cameron and I was like "how is the Avatar director suddenly an expert on submersibles"

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@unethicalquack Sure but I think it's hard to fit enough cars there. It was reserved for accessible parking for the shows this weekend

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We haven't left the tent for over 24 hours because the people camped out next to us got flesh eating shrimp, but we're still having the best time. Burning Man 2023 is the best one yet

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Reminder that if I'm killed by a car please politicise my death xoxo

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Here's a pattern you see again and again, after each time pedestrians are hit and killed by cars in Australia (this one was 9 year old girl). Empty platitudes from police about "road safety", but absolutely no changes to the obviously unsafe roads that were responsible:

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what the doordash discourse misses is that it's ethical to order food for delivery because you are giving people jobs and supporting the economy 💜

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what is this flag 🏳️‍⚧️ and why is everyone from that country so cool and hot

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this has to be bait

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The car parks around the US stadiums are basically social infrastructure. It's like looking at an aerial shot of Australian coastal towns and complaining that caravan parks are next to the beach. Why doesn't everyone catch the bus to the beach etc etc?

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New office job signage is out

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uniqlo needs more slutwear

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@JonPiccini nothing don't worry about it

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here is what the first 13 repliers suggested

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What's everyone's favourite secret to making bolognese? Not looking for recipes just something you add that makes it special

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this bitch comes over to my house, kisses my housemate's tinder date, orders a mixed kebab like she owns the place. an bitch

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thinking about the nutrition assignment where we had to keep a food diary, calculate % calories from different macromolecules etc, and hand it in to be graded. as well as weighing ourselves in class and calculating our BMI. ED not mentioned that semester. nutrition class is wild