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New York, NY
Joined April 2011
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quite busy rn
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me watching the Super Bowl tn
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instagram’s IT team trying to resolve the issue
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the sun at 3:48pm
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me making someone eat a chip with my mind
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holy infant chicken wings 🤝 tender and mild
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i’d like to thank the audience of the 2016 CMA’s for pissing this woman off so badly omg
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me as a moderator:
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when u go to catholic school for 12 years sometimes u wake up in a cold sweat and remember every lyric to Here I Am Lord
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4 years
maybe we all died of happiness that summer The N only played the Degrassi - Shark in the Water commercials and this is hell
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u know the rydell high gays were gagging when this bitch showed up to prom
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me pretending to be australian to get cowboy carter early
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Beyoncé! Beyoncé! are you happy to be in Kentucky?
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the chokehold she had on my tumblr
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me, a grown man in his 30’s listening to olivia rodrigo
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2 years
never forget where you came from
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2 years
no one: the music on selling sunset: 🎶 i’m a girl 💋 and im a boss 💻 and i wear lipstick 💄 and i wear gloss 💞 🎶
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need her on traitors. loyal to no one!
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Beyoncé taking out Kelis’ sample
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me in high school after listening to an indie band i only learned bc of The OC soundtrack
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Miranda when she gets that Che Diaz text
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RHOSLC is not housewives, it is mormon squid games
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behind the scenes pic of Martin Scorsese on set, filming the #RHOSLC finale
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Sheree when she wins The Traitors not realizing she’s been on a competition show the whole time and not a retreat in a castle in Ireland
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me putting a movie on only to watch a tiktok of a glass bottle rolling down the stairs waiting for it to smash
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4 years
do u think they know they are remixing a song abt gay sex
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Good job, America.
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2 years
believe women
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Emma Bunton says she definitely thinks Russia is up to something
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im abt to make an OnlyScans
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fortunately i was wearing my hokas so i didnt feel a thing!!!
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influencers be like “sunday scaries” wth are u scared of?? ur phone??
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2 years
do not eat emma’s empanadas!!!!!
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“with a t-shirt on… it was really hot” #pumprules
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2 years
i’m new here
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3 years
gay trailblazer thread!!!! Jonathan Chobani founder of chobani yogurt ❤️
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i love when housewives are like “this is not the time and place for this conversation” and it’s a launch party of their line of lip gloss for babies
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5 years
my kids cant see me taking a thirst trap because theyre listening to Kidz Bop
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3 months
this is how the timing on the traitors challenges works
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the FBI contacting Monica Garcia for a top secret mission
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invented in a lab for reality tv
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the rhobh at the having husbands store
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me when faith hill said “centrifugal motion” in this kiss
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4 years
here is my favorite video on the internet. u can have an ounce of serotonin, as a treat
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me trying to sing along to the new Adele after only hearing the song one time
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“your password is not secure. please use the suggested strong password.” the password in question:
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me eating corn on the cob
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i just wanted to say that… i’m back
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housewives will be like “ur a cunt and ur kids need to take a shower” and then be like “u know what, my intentions were good, but maybe my delivery was off ❤️”
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it’s national banana day, so here’s my banana bathing suit
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i demand we tear down all statues and replace with Dolly Parton
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selling sunset is like watching ur barbies play irl
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me walking through the airport after getting off my $65.50 flight to Europe
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me during the mission scenes during the traitors
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it’s bondi, bitch
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that’s bananas
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Bug Juice was the most iconic reality tv show of our time
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“if there’s no police who is going to solve crimes?”
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Brooks Marks after leaving the police station
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X Æ A-12
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Sandoval and Summer Moon
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Luka Magnotta’s mom fighting with Manny
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me trying to song along to these Beyoncé songs without knowing a single word bc it literally just came out
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me as a kid after watching Matilda trying to move stuff with my eyes
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straight people add me to their close friends list and send pix like this
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when someone’s bio is like “opinions are my own” like yea i’m sure ur employer is not asking u to tweet “the dad from Inside Out can murder my bussy”
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she could win big brother but he could never convince Porsha that Kandi and Todd said they were going to dr*g her and bring her back to their sex dungeon
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bookmarked
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Easily the funniest moment of Survivor this year #Survivor #SurvivorAU
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buy any jeans necessary
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1 year
none of this shit wouldve happened on her watch
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feet cost extra
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i miss crawling out of an uber at 2am after talking like this to the uber driver the entire ride
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“Garcelle i don’t understand why you feel so left out of the group?” the group:
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me spoiling the ending for the virgin mary
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jesus lowkey flopped
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The Hill
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Poll: US church membership falls below 50 percent for first time
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me looking at myself before i joined a zoom call to get laid off
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The Amanda Show > SNL
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in the words of Liz Lemon, i want to go there
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please beware!!! this woman came up to my car at a red light spit on me, threw hot coffee on my lap and called me expletives. im shaking and havent eaten since the attack. please of you or someone you know come in contact with this sick individual, report her to the authorities
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the world is ending just let me have this
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team richy
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no bc why does she look like the headmistress of katie maloney’s boarding school for girls
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rue the entire episode
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she said five, six, seven, ATE!!!
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the big boob lady running through the streets of nyc inspired me to take this
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me after hitting the car in front of me and behind me trying to parallel park
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i love when the housewives are like “she insulted my doggy lip gloss business and that affects my children and you never go after my children!!!”
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don we now our gay apparel
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twitter do ur thing i wanna meet her
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it’s the quit your witchin koozie for me
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ur friendly neighborhood boyfriends
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Yolanda picking up Gigi and her girls from prison
@PopCrave
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Gigi Hadid was arrested and charged with possessing marijuana and drug paraphernalia after flying to the Cayman Islands last week, @TMZ reports. She was released from bail, fined $1,000 and has no conviction on her record. 🔗:
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when my friend is depressed but im also hot
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i got caught taking this. it’s what i deserve
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