Nigerians are so hypocritical, it pisses me off.
You cheat and steal and lie but collecting money from left handed people is what breaks your moral compass.
Nahhh, the day I bag this MBBS, I go first lock myself inside room for two hours cry the shege wey see comot my eye.
Then anytime e shock me again and I don’t believe it, I’ll be doing 30 minutes intermittently.
Please and please, if you’re AS, don’t marry AS or SS. There’s no excuse for bringing a Sickle Celled child into the world.
You’re not in love, you’re wicked.
Yesterday, I lost a patient and he wasn’t in my thoughts for more than an hour. I am only a medical student but I fear I’m losing myself to this profession already.
I hate how the practice desensitizes us from death — to see death every time, to see their relatives sink and to…
Why will doctors be posting their throwback pictures as medical students and tag it “simpler times”???
You mean this period that wants to end my life is the simple part?? Ah God.
Once a patient was being difficult in allowing for examination, we got one of our classmate to act as the consultant.
He took off his lab coat while we were following him behind and came to the patient side and said “I thought I told you to not present to me without examining,…
Every medical school has the ‘seemingly wicked but always passes students’ and the ‘seemingly nice but always fails students’ lecturers.
And we all know them.
Can we take a moment and look up Locked-in Syndrome (LiS). It’s a a rare neurological disorder resulting after a stroke where there’s total paralysis but with consciousness and full cognitive function.
You’re basically in a ‘coma’ but can see, hear and think, nothing else.…
Just to reemphasize, chocolates should just be chocolates. It shouldn’t be flavored as cake, shouldn’t be a milkshake and most definitely shouldn’t be ice cream.
If you think otherwise, I’m judging you.
3? Laughs in Lab medicine MB.
Monday: HistoPathology & Chemical pathology.
Tuesday: Microbiology & Hematology.
And I don’t mean morning and afternoon papers, you get the papers together. If your brain hook for Micro, you switch to hematology. 😭😂