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The OG Drunk Nancy Pelosi Impressionist πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ MAGA

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@rvalen81
Robin Valencia
8 months
Yo Yo Yo! Drunk Madam Speaker coming at you with this hot new track produced by my boy @JonathanACaruso πŸ”₯πŸ”₯ Premiered in space with @NFT_GOD and @imPenny2x ✌🏼😎 Who knows when the next one will drop, ya heard? Take a slow sip on that absinthe and sprite and enjoy 'Speaker's…
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@KanekoaTheGreat BREAKING: Trump is now being indicted for the Canadian Parliament giving an actual NazΓ­ a standing ovation. Further details to come.
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@krassenstein It's very unfortunate what happened to her, but she tried to reach for an officer's weapon. The police were also trying to stop the melee between several other people. They didn't have time to treat her with kiddie gloves.
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8 months
@greg16676935420 They tickle the road. Very important job.
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7 months
@bennyjohnson This is the least of Hunter's crimes. We are only 'allowed' to go after this crime because it s the only one that doesn't involve the Big Guy.
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7 months
@laurenboebert You voted against the removal of Kevin McCarthy. The next Speaker should be one of the Brave 8 who stood up for their constituents instead of backing the Uniparty.
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8 months
@bennyjohnson @Disney Magic Mirror on the wall, who is the wokest of them all?
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7 months
@RandPaul @POTUS Thank you, Senator. In addition to Ukraine, please also defund the weaponization of the DOJ and defund the release of illegal immigrants into the US. πŸ™πŸΌπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ
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3 months
@nicksortor Isn't this the same guy who put tampons in the men's restroom? He's disqualified from giving any kind of valuable input.
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7 months
@CollinRugg @ElPasoYa It's almost like Trump was right this whole time. Soon after Biden builds a wall, he will try and take credit for the idea. Bookmark this.
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5 months
@DC_Draino Argentina used to have voting machines as well. They weren't reliable so they completely did away with them and went to 100% paper ballots. The US Democrats don't want free and fair elections.
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6 months
@krassenstein Trump has 4 indictments and 91 charges. Even with all of that, he will still win 2024. You sound afraid, Brian.
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5 months
@CollinRugg @EndWokeness This is the appropriate response to the advertisers. Free speech is more important than their money and false outrage.
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6 months
@krassenstein There is an official proceeding happening today in the Capitol. Both groups, inside and outside, are in fact, violating the law. This is an insurrection.
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6 months
@JackPosobiec An overated comedian with his vile, unknown wife.
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8 months
@EdKrassen Fetterman driving several hours to meet with a small group of UAW workers doesn't prove that he is fit for office. Schumer just tried to pass a new dress code for Fetterman who cannot even muster a suit in the Senate.
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8 months
@EdKrassen There is only 1 National Anthem, and it is not this one. Sorry.
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6 months
@RepMTG That "Speaker" made a lot of promises and did none of them. I'm actually embarrassed for you that you publicly stated this.
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7 months
@RepMTG Why don't you stay there until a Speaker is selected?
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7 months
@CollinRugg @RealCandaceO Too many "victims" in society who are stuck in their feelings. Candace shut her down like a boss.
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8 months
@DonaldJTrumpJr If anyone is not awake by now, they never will be.
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7 months
@EdKrassen This is the direct result of $6B being given to Iran! The timing correlates to when the money was given to Iran and this attack on Israel. I can also name a 4-year period when these attacks did NOT happen!
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7 months
@CollinRugg @HananyaNaftali The Polish government is already flying home some of their citizens from Israel. Where are the evacuations for Americans?
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5 months
@DC_Draino After waiting 30 months, Jack is rushing this trial before the election. Remind me again, the right to a speedy trial is at the request of the defendant, right? Not the prosecution. Election Interference. Full stop.
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7 months
@EdKrassen While David's actions were over the top, he seemed to be motioning to a sign that the Honduran man may have been not adhering to. Tennessee does have a lot of road signs that say: No Stopping, Walking or Parking at any time.
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@krassenstein Science determines life begins at conception. A group of cells that grows is life. That has nothing to do with one's religious beliefs. What happened to my choice during Covid? Many of us were not given the choice to respond the way we wanted to and we're judged by people like…
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5 months
@EdKrassen She was a hero. She served this country with honor and bravery. Full stop.
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7 months
@CollinRugg I miss having a President where no new wars started. Biden is 0-2
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1 month
@CollinRugg Who wore it better? πŸ€”
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7 months
@krassenstein We used to be energy efficient during Trump. Biden stopped the Pipeline, destroyed thousands of jobs and depleted our oil reserves. The only thing to thank Biden for is doubled gas prices.
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7 months
@bennyjohnson Every time I see Garland speak, I'm so thankful he never became a Justice on the Supreme Court.
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7 months
@krassenstein How wonderful for the people of the United States that both Pete Butigeg and Joe Biden decided to show up to work today. Thus far, there have been 2,197 train collisions in 2023 alone. I would imagine $1.4 billion doesn't even begin to cover it.
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7 months
@RepLuna @libertypat_ @JakeSherman @SpeakerMcCarthy Representative Luna, The fact that Speaker McCarthy has attempted to make secret deals to fund Ukraine, unbeknownst and against the wishes of the Republican House (and the American people), is abhorrent behavior. A Motion to Vacate is the only choice. He is not to be trusted.
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3 months
@DC_Draino This is a lose-lose for Biden. Doing nothing makes him look weak. Fighting to open the border shows the American people the levels he's willing to go to keep our border open, even though claiming that it's not.
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4 months
@krassenstein Trump doesn't owe a single penny to anyone, Ashley owes on her taxes. Who is in the wrong here again?
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2 months
@Timcast No one will want to do business in New York again. This will backfire, BIGLY.
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4 months
@krassenstein This isn't about "the times", Brian. This is about adhering to Biblical teachings. God specifically states in Genesis that marriage is between a man and a woman. God and the Bible haven't changed to allow for 2023/2024 progressive desires.
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@RepMattGaetz It's shocking that Republican members would quit their elected position early like it's a summer job at Dairy Queen.
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6 months
@RepMTG Tlaib and Omar should be expelled from Congress.
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Birthday Girl πŸ₯³πŸŽˆ
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@elonmusk Maybe all of these people can be Community Noted? @CommunityNotes
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@JackPosobiec You either have it or you don't. Biden could never.
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5 months
@krassenstein Here's what you're not saying: Biden HAS LIED at least 16 times about being involved in his family’s business schemes. From 2014-2019, the Biden family received 15 million from foreign companies or foreign nationals. It's fraud, Brian.
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7 months
@EdKrassen Trump is a Christian man who attends church. No one on this earth claims to be perfect. We all make mistakes. This depiction of Jesus next to Trump in the court room is a beautiful reminder that He is with us always, especially when we need Him.
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7 months
@mattgaetz The sooner DeSantis drops out of the Presidential race and supports Trump as the Nominee, the better.
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4 months
@krassenstein Lindsey Graham is a bought and paid for politician. His credibility has been lost for decades. There are emails, checks, financial records, illegitimate shell companies, etc. The evidence is clear, Joe Biden and his family are corrupt.
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7 months
@CollinRugg @bennyjohnson Cory Mills has saved more Americans in a couple of days than Biden has in 3 years. Let that sink in.
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7 months
@RepMTG The Democrats want an influx of new "voters" because they know they cannot win unless they cheat.
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@mmpadellan In this publicity stunt, Hunter Biden admitted to having benefitted financially from various (shell) companies. Then he disappeared. He's going to be held in Contempt of Congress.
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@nicksortor If those Scalise loyalists really want to move forward with helping Americans, they will unite with Jim Jordan.
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@CollinRugg @RealDanZak This is the equivalent of Biden declaring Easter as Trans Visibility Day to "I never did that". Biden 🀝 Mulkey
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@EdKrassen Paging Pete Butigeg. Our trains can't even stay on the track without tipping over or crashing. Forget trying to balance any coin on it.
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2 months
@krassenstein Did Hunter Biden pay his taxes? πŸ€”
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7 months
@krassenstein Hakeem Jeffries and Liz Cheney could only wish to be as respected and effective as Jim Jordan. No one cares what either of them think. They are irrelevant.
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6 months
@EdKrassen Is this really what the FBI should be focusing on? Hunting down Americans? What about the people pouring over our border illegally?
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6 months
@EdKrassen There were people posing at Trump supporters. It was a Fedsurrection.
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@KanekoaTheGreat At this point, the conspiracy theorists are owed apologies.
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5 months
@DC_Draino McCarthy had 10 months and did nothing. Ousting him was a fantastic decision.
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@krassenstein If they were shouting "Glory to the murders!” and β€œWe will liberate the land β€” by any means necessary", then they are not protesting for the innocent lives of those living in Gaza. These are radicals praising violence against the people of Israel and should not be allowed.
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@JackPosobiec It’s funny how liberals can be angry when they believe somebody attempted to steal their vote. Why can they not understand how upset Republicans were after the 2020 election?
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@charliekirk11 Oh, how the RICO tables have turned. They opened this door, so let's walk right through it shall we? πŸ‘πŸΌ
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@JoeyMannarinoUS Poland, for what's to come, just watch the complete sh‘tshow that has taken place in America since Biden took over. Best of luck ✌🏼
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@simonateba @NYCMayor He's going to be removed from office because he spoke out against illegal immigrants coming to his sanctuary city. He made Biden look bad. They send messages to dissenters.
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@JackPosobiec And people wonder why there is no trust in our elections
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8 months
@julie_kelly2 22 years of jail for a man that wasn't even at the insurrection. The US government is weaponized against the American people. Communism 101.
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@CollinRugg Anyone else super excited her career is over? πŸ™‹πŸΌβ€β™€οΈ
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6 months
At a tattoo convention tonight. Dare me to get one?
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@CollinRugg Of course the NYT placed Vivek in last place after the debates last night. Seems like he struck a nerve.
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@EdKrassen He was convicted for making MEMES. This is how criminal our justice system has become. These pearl clutchers are also calling for the "deprogramming" of Republicans. Let that sink in.
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7 months
@KanekoaTheGreat @ByronDonalds Trump may be indicted for this text message.
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4 months
@TuckerCarlson Very ironic that Hillary Clinton has turned off commentary on her posts. πŸ‘€πŸΏ
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6 months
@CollinRugg This sham trial is not having the effect that the weaponized DOJ intended. More Trump votes incoming...
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5 months
@DC_Draino If he supports the Conservative movement, he will step down as a candidate, fully support Trump and help lead one of the best ballot harvesting campaigns.
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@krassenstein I know you've heard of the Twitter Files, Brian. Our current government has been censoring the voices of journalists, conservatives and any other voices who go against the gaslighting coming from this administration.
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@krassenstein @Deadspin Deadspin is about to find out what a defamation payout looks like, i.e. Sandman v. CNN style.
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@KanekoaTheGreat @elonmusk If Elon is responsible for preventing catastrophic nuclear war by restricting the use of Starlink, than maybe we should be thanking him instead. πŸ™πŸΌ
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@CollinRugg @greg_price11 Does Rashida know that the IDF personally created a safe evacuation of Palestinians living in Gaza? Perhaps the Israelis are not the enemy. Perhaps it's Hamas she should be focusing her anger, tears and soliloquy to.
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@bennyjohnson I'm old enough to remember when Hillary said she wanted to "deprogram" Republicans.
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7 months
@krassenstein These two women are smiling because they are becoming rich off the backs of the American taxpayer. The US has already sent 100s of billions of dollars to Ukraine. Zelensky has had several options for peace talks and he refuses to have it. Are the needs of Ukrainians more…
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7 months
@krassenstein Apples and oranges once again. The age difference between Dane and Kelsi is pretty weird, to say the least. Comparing this couple to the allegations against Russell Brand is completely uncalled for. Brand is not dating the minor who has brought these wild claims. I find it…
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@EdKrassen How are the depleted oil reserves doing? Why did Biden beg Saudis for more oil. We are not energy efficient. Please stop gaslighting your followers.
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6 months
@krassenstein Joe Biden received $40,000 in laundered China money from James Biden & Sara Biden. Biden benefited from his family’s shady China business deals. Joe Biden exposed himself to blackmail & put America’s interests behind his own. That's the problem.
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@JackPosobiec Nope. It's the opposite. He will gain support from anti-vax conservatives, but the rest of his policies, i.e. Anti-2A, Climate Change, Green Deal are deal breakers for the vast majority of Republicans. A lot more Democrats don't want Biden again.
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@krassenstein I will proudly vote for Trump, no matter what. #Trump2024 βœŠπŸΌπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡²
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8 months
@bennyjohnson My President. He's always the one to speak first and from the heart. Crickets from the Biden administration today. Message received loud and clear.
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2 months
@krassenstein You know who else jails their political opponents? Joe Biden.
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7 months
@RepMattGaetz What you did was epic, Matt. Let's get a Speaker from the Brave 8.
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6 months
@krassenstein Ivanka is a successful business woman who is not on trial here. I'm glad she's recycling the responses of people like Mayorkas and Fauci who "cannot recall" anything. It seems very effective for them.
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@RepMattGaetz @PhillyTechGuy Is this inquiry even necessary? Garland will continue to respond and pretend he can't recall anything. Can we skip to the part where we subpoena and indict Hunter and then impeach Biden?
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7 months
@DonaldJTrumpJr How is it we've seen more videos out of Israel today than we have of the entire Ukrainian war? πŸ€”
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8 months
@LauraLoomer Laura is crushing it! Fighting to keep Trump on the ballot everywhere she goes. The Trump campaign will be blessed to have her on his team. #Trump2024 βœŠπŸΌπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ
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@mazemoore What changed?
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6 months
@EdKrassen It doesn't matter if this was tried in a court and a conviction was made. It appears that there is evidence that exonerates Derrick Chauvin. If that's the case, then Chauvin and others may be freed from prison only to be followed by "Mostly Peaceful Protests".
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@CollinRugg This is the way. Anyone supporting and celebrating heinous attacks should be fired. If they are non-US citizens, they should be immediately deported.
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8 months
@CollinRugg I can't watch it anymore. Knowing about him, his service to protect our communities, his sweet family that he leaves behind. It's devastating. How can people not understand the value of life and so easily just throw it in the trash?
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@therealroseanne @krassenstein @RealCryptoAngel She's right Brian. The only person that should be charged with seditious conspiracy is Ray Epps.
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@RealCandaceO Those police officers are heroes for releasing that information.
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@EdKrassen Fake activist for a fake climate hoax.
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5 months
@DC_Draino This is the appropriate response to waving Communist China's banners and flags in our country. We only honor and wave the United States flag here. πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡²
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@bennyjohnson I don't have too much respect for people who act like and believe they know how to protect children more than the parents of these kiddos.
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