Rusty Featherstone @rustyfeathers Twitter profile

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Rusty Featherstone

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1 year

Red wine makes me want to text her a GIF

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I’ve seen more boobs on the internet in one sitting than my grandpa has seen in his whole life

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New Year’s resolution: griddy more

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My dream girl: 1. Owns a cookbook 2. Doesn’t follow it 3. Has a big butt

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1 year

Christmas morning stats: Presents: 7 Mimosas: 5 Texts to her: 2.5 Times I’ve listened to heavy metal: 1

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I’m the Michael Jordan of missing my high school girlfriend

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1 year

Going for the family record of wine drank at dinner tonight. All red. No brakes.

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1 year

The ball’s been in her court for a couple years now

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1 year

You guys eat your chipotle left to right or right to left?

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1 year

My life is literally a movie

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1 year

I have the body of a man whose wife fucks her pilates instructor to counting crows song’s (I’m thinking about getting in shape this year.)

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1 year

My type: 1. Hates every fiber of my being 2. Is kinda tan

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11 months

If I’m drinking and I can see my reflection you’re have 0% of my attention

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1 year

Giving up small titty goth girls for lent… just kidding can you imagine?

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1 year

Fellas… how we feeling about calling girls a “little rascal” in bed?

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1 year

Wicked Wolf bar review:

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1 year

Tonight’s going to be a fucking movie

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1 year

I’m addicted to missing the toilet for the first 3 seconds

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1 year

Flying Embers review:

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1 year

No one in this Arby’s knows I’m not wearing underwear

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1 year

TD Garden review:

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1 year

New shirt!

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1 year

Just rizzed the tits off myself walking past the mirror

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8 months

I wish Upside Down by Jack Johnson was 30 minutes long

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1 year

Dibs on being the most scared and paranoid tonight

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1 year

6 AM Uber BLASTING maroon 5 is actually a waking nightmare

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1 year

I think those 3 bottles of wine went bad I don’t feel so well

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1 year

If being sad was a bicycle race, I’m Lance Armstrong and the trophy is made of my tears.

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1 year

Mirrors make no sense. Oh yeah for sure sand shows me what’s happening in my life.

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1 year

Don’t let their coarse hands and kind eyes fool you, the construction workers on my walk home only want one thing and it’s fucking disgusting.

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1 year

Just solved a Rubik’s cube while your mother watched.

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1 year

Thinking about texting her a meme to break the ice

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1 year

Left class 7 minutes ago. They’re probably all talking about how I’m definitely pooping rn.

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1 year

Pulled into her house with the drum solo from Phil Collins’ in the air tonight playing (She knows I mean business)

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9 months

This pee has been going so long I’m worried people thing it’s a quick poop

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1 year

Haven’t decided whose personality I’m copying this week. I’m lost.

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1 year

On my knees crying in the living room to the iCarly scene when Spencer brings her asthma inhaler even though she doesn’t need it.

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1 year

Speed running disappointing everyone I care about

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1 year

Just got stage fright trying to pee on the train

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1 year

Checked in w/ the Almost Friday pod… Check it out…

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1 year

You’re such a whore Sharon.

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1 year

Going to use the bathroom real quick, if you don’t hear me screaming in agony after 5 min come check on me

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1 year

Things are heating up over here

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Rusty Featherstone

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2 years

Mikey with the sixerrrr

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2 years

Tony, glad you could make it brother 🤝

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Rusty Featherstone

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3 years

Bezos this, Zuckerberg that… Call me when you have two temperpedic mattresses stacked on top of each other money 🥱

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2 years

Elliott Smith rules

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1 year

Shut up big head. (I’m in Philadelphia!)

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3 years

Everyone’s girl is loyal until the dude who can solve a Rubik’s Cube starts showing off

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Rusty Featherstone

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2 years

Malcom in the middle fucking rules

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2 years

Hellen Keller’s PR team is all time… No chance those frauds convinced y’all she flew a plane

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3 years

Wake up. Check my clash of clans. Back to bed.

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Rusty Featherstone

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7 years

Strengths: Slanging this wood in my pants Weaknesses: Algebra

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2 years

@cassidy_klien 🤝🫡

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3 years

Arctic Chill hard seltzer tastes like clean laundry and not in a good way

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Rusty Featherstone

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6 years

Down goes Walmart @UltrasYarmouth

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Rusty Featherstone

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7 years

Walmart version... @UltrasYarmouth #SinglePistol #Shooter

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Rusty Featherstone

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2 years

@cumweiser No but it sounds like something I should be

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Rusty Featherstone

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6 years

Fuck chicken gimme that ass some henny and a few Benjamins

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Rusty Featherstone

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7 years

My name is Ms.Metts and my collar stay poppin'

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Rusty Featherstone

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3 years

Revine 4 revine?

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Rusty Featherstone

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6 years

I just ran a mile!! #November1st

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5 years

Too much sky traffic... GET IT OUT! #birds

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Rusty Featherstone

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6 years

@brendengoss5 @UltrasYarmouth Chodell hasn’t seen his meat since ‘04

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Rusty Featherstone

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4 years

The more things change the more Steph’s house stays the same

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4 years

@biigwes_ The Boston Three Party

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6 years

@UltrasYarmouth @CapeSuperfan This didn’t age well

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Rusty Featherstone

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3 years

I don’t know how I feel about this whole phone thing. Seems like trouble. #whatthatmean ?

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3 years

Cinderella of the century #BestBarOHOP

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4 years

Have you guys seen this Facebook thing?

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2 years

@cumweiser *be familiar with

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2 years

@49erCarlos How do I apply

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2 years

@scotthansonluvr Facts

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3 years

@PabstBlueRibbon @edsbs I’m open to making PBR the official beer of Rusty Featherstone

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Rusty Featherstone

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6 years

@KingJames Imma fuck yo wife #goofyass

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Rusty Featherstone

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7 years

@griffprim4 @Griffinsfinsta ?

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