R.T.Slaywood✒️🖍️ @rtslaywood Twitter profile

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R.T.Slaywood✒️🖍️

1 year

I need to find just 2 people a day to read my book. Help me find them. All Amazon users have 200 free tokens to start. (US)

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2 months

@interesting_aIl Like there's an option

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2 months

@interesting_aIl And no court should convict her

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2 months

@EverythingOOC Hello yes, 911, this person right here.

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2 years

You know vampires made that up that garlic thing so we would pre season ourselves, right?

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2 months

@interesting_aIl Knowing my luck I would hit the button while sitting on it and burn my donut

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@rtslaywood

2 years

7% of American men think they could defeat a grizzly bear in unarmed combat

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1 year

Hi! Any writers above 30+ years here?👋🏻

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@rtslaywood

2 years

I must remember timezones on Twitter, where it's 3am in Australia, 6pm in Britain and 1942 in America.

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@rtslaywood

2 years

Announcement: As of today I'm giving up writing for good. From now on, I'll be only writing for evil. Thank you all for your support.

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@rtslaywood

11 months

Today I am a published author.

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3 months

Ah yes the father, son, and holy sprite

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8 months

I'm tripping

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1 year

The vampires den could be anywhere! The vampires den:

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2 years

Robert Pattinson is proof that vampires turn into bats.

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2 years

I miss Robin Williams

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2 years

What do you get when you mix alcohol and writing? Ernest Hemingway

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2 years

Other woman: I can fix him Mary Shelley: I can make him

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@rtslaywood

11 months

Does anyone else feel like the whole "Don't use adverbs." is kinda dumb?

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2 years

They buried my Grandmother today.

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3 years

Anyone else feel like the whole "don't use adverbs" is dumb?

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@rtslaywood

2 years

Question for you, do you think an objectively bad writer can become famous? #WritingCommunity

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2 years

I think the dumbest thing I've ever done was think that I could come to Twitter, post funny/relatable content, and that would somehow get my writing more exposure.

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@rtslaywood

10 months

Calling all authors. Come. Say hi.

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10 months

I asked for a power strip

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1 year

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2 years

I GOT A FULL REQUEST TODAY!!! #WritingCommunity

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1 month

Today I found out that there are monsters that eat uncooked poptarts out there. Unreal.

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@rtslaywood

1 year

Got some dice to help with my erotica writing and this was the first result

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2 years

Only one of these people is cool.

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2 months

@HowThingsWork_ They've been holding it in all day and just got home

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2 years

I have a question?

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2 years

Who else doesn't care if Elon buys twitter?

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18 days

Swallowed a chip the wrong way and now it's stuck in my throat. Am I going to die?

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@rtslaywood

2 years

I wonder if atheists struggle in math when they reach exponents because they don't believe in a higher power.

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@rtslaywood

1 year

This is a tweet to summon the writers. If you are a writer or are a bookish human please be summoned and say hello ☺️

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@rtslaywood

2 years

I like how people are unironically calling themselves "alpha male" when that just means they are an early version, before bug testing, and not suitable for public release.

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@rtslaywood

2 years

So out of curiosity, who is still wearing masks?

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2 years

Found the pizza topping isle.

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2 years

God getting belligerent today

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@rtslaywood

10 months

I don't write for the money! I write because I like to feel disappointed in my friends and family for their lack of support.

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@rtslaywood

3 years

Anyone else feel like the whole "don't write in 3rd person" is dumb?

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@rtslaywood

2 years

Where was all the concern for unborn children when my wife was pregnant and immunocompromised during the height of covid?

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@rtslaywood

1 year

So older writers of Twitter, you know, born in or before the 90's, who was your inspirational author?

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@rtslaywood

2 months

@EverythingOOC Also:

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@rtslaywood

3 years

Anyone else feel like the whole "don't use adverbs" is dumb?

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@rtslaywood

2 months

I just swallowed an ice cube whole, am I going to die?

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@rtslaywood

2 years

I don't write for the money! I write because I like to feel disappointed in my friends and family for their lack of support.

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@rtslaywood

11 months

Oh you're a writer? How many words have you written today?

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3 years

Anyone else feel like the whole "don't use adverbs" is dumb?

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@rtslaywood

2 years

Uh, anyone on #WritingCommunity write books?

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@rtslaywood

4 months

Ok, forget the extra, what does heavy duty mean??

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2 years

I would do anything to become a best seller. Except write, apparently. #WritingCommunity

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1 month

Behold Pop tartare

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@rtslaywood

2 years

Book titles are getting ridiculous these days: A Dance Of Dragons? Dragons aren't real, they can't dance!

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@rtslaywood

2 years

Does anyone else feel like the whole "Don't use adverbs." is kinda dumb?

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2 months

@NoContextHumans Did you know that you cry when cutting onions because of genetics? You see 500,000 years ago humans got into the largest war of all time with the onion people. It was so devastating to those human's psyches that now when modern people see a cut onion we can't help but weep

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1 year

Does anyone in the US read books anymore?

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3 months

I wonder what it's like for the older people now, who were born in the previous millennium.

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@rtslaywood

3 years

I don't write for the money! I write because I like to feel disappointed in my friends and family for their lack of support.

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2 months

@ATRightMovies Easy #lotr

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10 months

Went fishing

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2 years

Excited to try this new coke flavor

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2 years

New watch, thoughts?

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2 years

Is the original Jurassic Park a horror movie?

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2 years

A guide.

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2 years

Sure there's a controversy about pineapple on pizza, but can we talk about the obvious elephant in the room?

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2 years

You know, actually, I kinda like adverbs.

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3 years

#WritingCommunity #booktwitter

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1 year

I swear to God I've killed the same spider every morning for a week

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2 years

I think I missed a step

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1 year

Dummy invented in the 1930's to help train dentists

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2 years

Do you think it’s possible to make friends on Twitter?

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3 years

When writing, do you prefer silence, or noise?

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2 years

Dear diary, today is day 100 of having the entire soundtrack of Encanto stuck in my head. At this point, I'm waiting on a miracle.

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2 years

If you could ask this 800 year old tree in Japan one question, what would it be?

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1 year

Only good writers can see this tweet.

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11 months

Only good writers can see this Tweet

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@rtslaywood

10 months

Why would I read your book?

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@rtslaywood

2 years

It's my daughter's 2nd birthday today and I was able to buy her present with my writing royalties.

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2 years

I can't believe Frodo thought Boromir was going to steal the ring, like, his name isn't Stealomir.

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@rtslaywood

2 years

I'll probably never announce that I've made it, but there will be hints

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@rtslaywood

2 years

Hi Twitter, I'm doing an experiment. I wanna see how many people are nice on here. Please hop in the comments below, and leave a nice message for someone to read today.

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@rtslaywood

5 months

Where my writers at?