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Ross Bryant

@rossbryant

4 years

🛍STORES🛍 words & music by me shot & edited by @shannonjrodgers

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Ross Bryant

@rossbryant

2 years

I have been training my whole life for this.

Game Changer 🪄

@GameChangerSam

2 years

Real artists, made-up song titles. Karaoke Night presents: 🪨"Story of Sisyphus" by Tom Waits🪨 🎤 #GameChanger ( @rossbryant )

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Look, it's illegal for me not to repost all these. I love having fun with my friends. I'm truly lucky. I encourage you to sign up for Dropout if you're not already a member and check out the whole episode.

Game Changer 🪄

@GameChangerSam

1 year

Shakespeare Improv Challenge: name as many game shows as possible (in the middle of a scene) 📺 #GameChanger ( @BlandJoeyBland / @rossbryant / @BlaineSwen )

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7 years

🦃Best Pilgrim Names🦃 Cotton Mather Fairwell Sighmuch Praise-God Barebone Fear-Hell Bucklehat Wheat Onetooth Tremble What’s-Sex Judgement VanCorncob Macklemore Goody Smallpox Constance Troubleshoot John Disappointment Jr. Sorghum Killnative God’s-Wrath Tablescape

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Ross Bryant

@rossbryant

10 months

I my lord... I love this as much as a certain someone hates toads🐸

DeepBlueInk

@DeepBlueInk2D

10 months

🐸MAKE SOME NOISE ANIMATED🐸 If you haven't seen Ross Bryant's astonishing amphibious abuse yet, please watch it. If you have seen it; watch it again. "David Attenborough Hates Toads - Animated" goes live soon! 🔗👇

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Ross Bryant

@rossbryant

2 years

🍔 Thank you #MakeSomeNoise for letting me make some sweet sweet branded content 🍔

Game Changer 🪄

@GameChangerSam

2 years

It's actually bad luck to say the name of the sandwich in the restaurant, so just call it "The Scottish Burger" 🍔 #MakeSomeNoise

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Ross Bryant

@rossbryant

10 months

Truly a dream. Can't wait for folks to see this!

Game Changer 🪄

@GameChangerSam

10 months

You are simply not prepared for tomorrow's all-new Make Some Noise karaoke special on @dropout , featuring @rashawnscott , @rossbryant , and @WayneBrady ... 🎤 #MakeSomeNoise

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Ross Bryant

@rossbryant

9 months

As a teenage fan of Pretty Hate Machine and Whose Line, this was big for me.

Game Changer 🪄

@GameChangerSam

10 months

Would love to hear Trent Reznor’s reaction to this 🐻 #MakeSomeNoise ( @rossbryant )

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Ross Bryant

@rossbryant

2 years

Thank you #MakeSomeNoise for allowing me to also make some deeply erotic historical content #kenburns

Game Changer 🪄

@GameChangerSam

2 years

"Dearest Ophelia...you up?"😘 ✍️ #MakeSomeNoise

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Ross Bryant

@rossbryant

8 years

When I see a pretty lady I am DTF. Definitely Tipping my Fedora

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Ross Bryant

@rossbryant

1 year

We are SO STOKED for people to see this. What a joy this was to record. Thank you @GameChangerSam and @dropout !! 🌹🌹

Game Changer 🪄

@GameChangerSam

1 year

🎭TONIGHT!🎭 🌺Dropout Presents: "A Game Most Changed" 🪶Curtains rise at 7pm ET / 4pm PT on ( @dropout ) 🌹Featuring host @samreich , along with players @BlandJoeyBland , @rossbryant , and @BlaineSwen - and the spirit of #Shakespeare ... #GameChanger

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Ross Bryant

@rossbryant

2 years

Ding-dongs eating nacho chips talking about wizards 4Evr

Dimension 20 🎲

@dimension20show

2 years

"You're building palaces in your imagination that you go to in your memory" 🏰 #AdventuringAcademy ( @rossbryant )

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Ross Bryant

@rossbryant

2 years

. @UmActuallyShow Putting on my “game face.” Finding my “competitive edge.”

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Ross Bryant

@rossbryant

11 months

Once more..... WE RETURN tonight @glasscannonpod

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Ross Bryant

@rossbryant

2 years

@savesthecat Absolutely scathing indictment of the big goofy string-bean community

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@rossbryant

2 years

Shoutout to the California DMV for capturing me at my most “subject of a nationwide manhunt.”

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Ross Bryant

@rossbryant

3 years

We are engaged! ❤️ @ShannonJRodgers

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Ross Bryant

@rossbryant

3 years

When improv theater spaces close it’s weird because you find yourself becoming emotional about places you and your friends prentended to be giraffes occasionally

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Ross Bryant

@rossbryant

2 years

I love doing corporate comedy shows because I love being told I “had a lot of energy” by a guy with lifeless eyes in an Arc’teryx fleece jacket who could buy me and hunt me for sport on his island.

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Ross Bryant

@rossbryant

1 year

Um... ya might say this was a big moment for me

Game Changer 🪄

@GameChangerSam

1 year

🔊THE NOISE. IS. BACK. ✨Season 2 of Make Some Noise premieres June 5th on ( @dropout ) 🎙️Featuring host @samreich , and noise-makers @ZacOyama , @joshruben , @BrennanLM , @WayneBrady , @scrambieggs , Carl Tart, @erikaishii , @rosabelland , @JacobWysocki ...

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@rossbryant

2 years

I’ve worked long and hard to look like the pervert from a 1950s scare film

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Ross Bryant

@rossbryant

2 years

Alas, I always end up looking like a guy who’s about to say “Careful…my father has ways of making your life at this school miserable.”

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Ross Bryant

@rossbryant

2 years

As a comedian I AM YOUR PHILOSOPHER KING. WHEN I HIT THE STAGE IT’S LIKE SOCRATES HIMSELF BARFED UP THE HEMLOCK AND STARTED SPITTING BARS. ANYWAYS WHAT IF THERE WAS A “OOPS ALL BUBBLES” LA CROIX THAT WAS JUST LIKE A CAN OF COMPRESSED AIR?

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Ross Bryant

@rossbryant

11 months

@MrAndrewRosas What a joy it was to get to do this!

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Ross Bryant

@rossbryant

7 years

For the record though...Katie Rich is one of most hilarious, brilliant and warm-hearted people in the world. #keepkatierich

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Ross Bryant

@rossbryant

2 years

💀😤WE ARE NOT THE SAME

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Ross Bryant

@rossbryant

2 years

Check out this trailer and see if you catch me leaning into my comedic sweet spot (this was so dang funnnn)

Game Changer 🪄

@GameChangerSam

2 years

Get ready to... 🗣️MAKE 📢SOME 🔊NOISE A new 10 episode series coming to @dropout , starting June 13th! #MakeSomeNoise

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Ross Bryant

@rossbryant

2 years

⚔️ANOTHER YEAR🎂THANK YOU FRIENDS ⚔️

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Ross Bryant

@rossbryant

2 years

I’ve drawn and doodled my dog Rarebit literally thousands of times. If I’m holding a pen or pencil, her picture just flows out. Last month Rarebit passed away. She was my sweetest friend. I will love her forever. And I can’t stop drawing her. Here are some pictures of my friend.

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Ross Bryant

@rossbryant

11 months

Tune in to Make Some Noise for more deeply accurate recreations of the Age of Sail!

Game Changer 🪄

@GameChangerSam

11 months

🚨TONIGHT!🚨 A new episode of Make Some Noise launches on ( @dropout ) at 7pm Eastern / 4pm Pacific Featuring: 🎙️ @samreich 🔊 @BrennanLM 🔊 @rossbryant 🔊 @mattapodaca #MakeSomeNoise

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Ross Bryant

@rossbryant

1 year

This show is so ridiculous and fun. It's such a joy to play with, truly, the best in the dang biz.

Play It By Ear 🎵

@PlayItByEarDO

1 year

🎶PLAY IT BY EAR s2 premieres May 30th on @dropout 🎶 Ft. Jess McKenna & @ZachReino , host @manoagapion , and guests Zeke Nicholson, @rossbryant , @rashawnscott , @Jiavani , @ChrisGrace , @ashleyjward , John Hartman, @maroldswan , @AStanJr , @PhilipLabes , @edgarblackmon , @maryloularymou

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Ross Bryant

@rossbryant

1 year

My hobby is making little guys

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Ross Bryant

@rossbryant

1 year

It's a Wonderful Life is a Christmas movie

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Ross Bryant

@rossbryant

1 year

Aging absolutely rocks. Currently one of my chief pleasures in life is carving slices off an Anjou Pear with a sharp knife and popping them into my mouth like a 1920s drifter contemplating a tempting pie cooling on a window sill

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Ross Bryant

@rossbryant

3 years

🤓um.... nerdy guy tries...”rap?”🤓

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Ross Bryant

@rossbryant

1 year

If you're curious about Blades in the Dark, the incredible #ttrpg by @john_harper , this is the podcast for you. This eerie, tragic, suspenseful, and dare I say, romantic tale is brought to you by Jared Logan, @JCVIM and @Abzybabzy . Also me. Listen, rate and share!

The Glass Cannon Network

@glasscannonpod

1 year

Haunted City now has its very own RSS feed for you to subscribe to! And remember, the best way to help us out is to download, rate and review on iTunes!

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Ross Bryant

@rossbryant

6 years

New character

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Ross Bryant

@rossbryant

3 years

We’re officially hitched ❤️💜❤️💜

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Ross Bryant

@rossbryant

3 years

Always wary when I meet another adult with “memorized Jabberwocky at a young age” energy.

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Ross Bryant

@rossbryant

11 months

@rainbowdefault @dropout @samreich TRULY. NUTS. 🙏🙏

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Ross Bryant

@rossbryant

2 years

“Haiku is easy You just write five syllables Then seven, then five.” And other tweets that would have gotten you an Urban Outfitters book deal in 2009

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Ross Bryant

@rossbryant

2 years

A lot of Hollywood types lie about their age so I just wanna be upfront and say I was born in nameless gulfs of darkness before light was woven, spawned in chaos; the womb of nature and perhaps her grave. I have trod the weary paths of creation for aeons beyond reckoning.

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@rossbryant

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The Glass Cannon Network

@glasscannonpod

2 years

We're back baby! Just in time for Spooky Season, Haunted City returns! Tonight at 8PM ET only on .

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Ross Bryant

@rossbryant

4 years

Improv is so fucking embarrassing and over. I only fuck with comedy vidz of rich 11-year-olds in Adidas slides screaming inside weird McMansions with no art on the walls.

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2 years

@dimension20show Can’t help myself. I like to doodle characters from our campaigns. Here’s Dornian Dawnbreaker in his sylvan fastness 🌿🐉

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Ross Bryant

@rossbryant

10 months

Very cool to have our short film recognized this way! An awesome team came together to make this. Soon folks will get to see it!

Joséphine McAdam

@JCVIM

10 months

🥳 WOOOOOHOOOOOO!!! 🥳 High Stakes won “best gamer film” at the GenCon Film Festival!!!!d

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Ross Bryant

@rossbryant

1 year

My wife said she wanted to watch an anime with me last night and asked, "What's that one you like? "Evangelical Church Ministry....?"

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Ross Bryant

@rossbryant

1 year

A coterie if you will... A crew, as it were....

Joséphine McAdam

@JCVIM

1 year

Gang’s all together, love these guys! 🖤

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Ross Bryant

@rossbryant

2 years

I was lucky enough to write on this extremely spooky Halloween special. WATCH IF YOU DARE! CANADIAN HORRORS ABOUND!! PUT THE MAK ON NOW!!! #MST3K

Mystery Science Theater 3000

@MST3K

2 years

MST3K's first HALLOWEEN SPECIAL is coming at you TONIGHT in 3D or 2D! Catch the premiere of episode 1311: THE MASK 3D in the Gizmoplex at 8pm ET / 5pm PT, and then watch our cast announce the winners of our cosplay contest. #SeeYouInTheGizmoplex

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@rossbryant

2 years

Congratulations, @samreich ! Getting to be a small part of the Dropout universe has been one of the joys of my life, lately

Sam Reich

@samreich

2 years

A few reflections on this, the occasion of Dropout's 4th birthday. 🎈👇

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@rossbryant

2 years

Tune in and see if my performance is as maniacal as this picture promises!! 💙💜💖

Game Changer 🪄

@GameChangerSam

2 years

Meet the stars of our 2nd episode (launching tomorrow on @dropout at 7pm ET / 4pm PT)! 🎙️ @samreich 📢 @scrambieggs 📢 @rossbryant 📢Jacquis Neal

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Ross Bryant

@rossbryant

6 years

Here’s a gentle little cartoon about my dog being chased by a goose. (Inspired by actual events)

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@rossbryant

7 years

Tip: If you flub a line in an audition, calmly ask to take a moment & stand silently in the corner Blair Witch style until they drag you out

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Ross Bryant

@rossbryant

1 year

Fans of Ross looking bewildered rejoice!

Breaking News (Dropout)

@DontLaughNews

1 year

🚨BREAKING NEWS! 📺There's a new season of Breaking News coming to Dropout, starting June 12th! With @vorpahlsword , @tyang209 , @LilyD , @erikaishii , @GrantOB , @Jiavani , @childclown_ , @rashawnscott , @rossbryant , @vicmmic , @samreich , @patrickmcd0nald , @MikeWTrapp , @quiddie ,

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@rossbryant

2 years

Brennan is a true Prince! Thanks so much for having me on and pinning me against the wall with a firehouse of positivity.

Dimension 20 🎲

@dimension20show

2 years

Episode 2 of our newest season of Adventuring Academy is now LIVE on @dropout ! Please grab a french pie and welcome @rossbryant to the dome!

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@rossbryant

8 years

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@rossbryant

10 months

Good. Lord. This was so fun. Tune in if you have ever wanted to see me absolutely POP OFF about Troilus and Cressida.

Um Actually

@UmActuallyShow

10 months

Our new ALL-SHAKESPEARE episode is up now on @dropout !

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@rossbryant

2 years

Look, I’m a former “mythology kid,” so don’t go to an art museum with me if you don’t want to see me sweating, shaking, veins popping as I restrain my self from screaming “KNOW WHO THAT IS!?” In front of half the dang paintings.

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@rossbryant

6 years

Shoutout to the very precise exasperated rage that rich people exhibit when they encounter the concept of “first come first serve”

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@rossbryant

2 years

Thank you for the the amazing Dreamworks spin-off of this bit ⚔️🍔⚔️

✨Beth Leilani✨

@QueenPersethany

2 years

I feverishly made this so fast - credit to @GameChangerSam & @rossbryant for comedic genius #httyd #stoick

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@rossbryant

2 years

Stay for the post show Q&A in which I will discuss how Gamera vs Jiger manages to be both a kooky Monster Movie for kids and full-on Cronenbergian Body-Horror #mst3k #gamera

Mystery Science Theater 3000

@MST3K

2 years

Strap in for GAMERA VS JIGER tonight! The battle begins at 8pm ET / 5pm PT in the Gizmoplex, followed by a live Q&A with some of the series' writers. #SeeYouInTheGizmoplex

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1 year

This will be the defining moment of our generation. One day my children will ask me what it was like when HBO Max became Max. An awed hush will descend as my eyes become glassy with tears. "I was there," I will whisper. "I was there..."

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3 years

🥂Some anxiety for the table🥂

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@rossbryant

2 years

I have been cursed with “Resting Judgmental Butler Face”

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@rossbryant

3 years

It was a dream come true to write jokes for these little GOTHIC ROBUTS

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@rossbryant

2 years

I never ever EVER do stuff like this. But I will fully kill to be a part of this project. I will actually crouch down and be the showrunner’s human ottoman while wearing my Official “Penguin Lust” t-shirt. Anything. Twitter do your thing.

The Hollywood Reporter

@THR

2 years

Fox Developing a ‘Bloom County’ Animated TV Series Based on Beloved Comic

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@rossbryant

6 years

Revenge Body

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@rossbryant

6 years

I don’t make mistakes. I make happy accidents. 🌝 I am NEVER wrong and I NEVER learn. 😎I’m a big dumb dipshit and I LOVE IT🧠 I am SAVING MONEY 2 buy MY KATANAS back from FUCKING CRAIG🔥

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1 year

Mr. Peanut is a straight up FREAK for this

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@rossbryant

8 years

When the belly rub game too strong 💯

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@rossbryant

1 year

Thank you so much to everyone who watched along tonight!

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@rossbryant

3 years

Mr Potatohead taught me how to be a MAN (keeping hats and glasses inside my spacious ass)

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@rossbryant

9 months

Short Form Improv shows should be assigned Halo numbers

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@rossbryant

2 years

🎄be not afraid🎄

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@rossbryant

6 years

The hardest part about making a short film is asking your parents for $20,000

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@rossbryant

2 years

So random! A stranger got this totally candid pic of me moments after voting!

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@rossbryant

2 years

“We saw you across the bar…”

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@rossbryant

1 year

Amazing! An AI was able to show me what's going on beyond the frame of Hieronymus Bosch's Garden of Earthly Delights and it's just a little guy going "Woah, this is really fucked up."

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@rossbryant

2 years

We are the sons of the Frankensteins they didn’t burn.

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@rossbryant

2 years

Season 13 of MST3K launches today on . I wrote on several of the upcoming episodes with a bunch of super hilarious people. May I kindly suggest that you JOIN GIZMOPLEX OR PERISH!!!

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Register a free Gizmoplex account to: STREAM every available classic episode for free RENT episodes from Seasons 11-13 BUY episodes + download them, DRM-free ORDER tickets to attend livestream events...

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3 years

Had to immortalize the team 🐉 #glasscanon #wickedempire #ttrpg #dnd5e #dnd

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1 year

Me, filling up my plate, trying to bond with a teenage cousin at the family dinner: "I'm about to risk it all for your aunt's pot roast!"

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@rossbryant

4 years

🐐GOAT🐐 Music, lyric, and drawings by me Edited by @ShannonJoyRodgers

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@rossbryant

2 years

And for the little ones we have Molotov Mocktails

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@rossbryant

3 years

GF got a fish eye lens so now my dog and I are legally obligated to start doing raps about how “it’s time to get fresh and live in ‘95”

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@rossbryant

7 years

I’m so bummed “Fox and Friends” is what it is and not the beautifully illustrated children’s book it should be.

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8 years

Go Cubs! (Even though your fans called me a f****t literally every time I walked to iO on a game day)

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3 years

Missing the era of improv when people were injecting it with “punk rock energy” which basically meant 3 guys in denim jackets bopping along to Japandroids when they ran onstage and then, inevitably, settling down and taking the suggestion of pineapple or whatever.

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@rossbryant

2 years

@grantberger We’ll miss you, man. All love to you and yours. I hope to see you down the dusty trail.

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@rossbryant

1 year

🐸what is your cool frog🐸

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@rossbryant

7 years

Favorite part of #TheDefiantOnes was catching a glimpse of Dr Dre's handwritten first draft of California Love

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2 years

Three absolute DOMES

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3 years

🧱who’s afraid🧱

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@rossbryant

7 months

Always a joy to wander through the weird and wonderful world of Foon and the hilarious minds of @MagicTavern

Hello from the Magic Tavern

@MagicTavern

7 months

In this week’s episode, Soulwalker Hexas Ranger ( @rossbryant ) travels from Cowboy World to Foon to remove Arnie from this plane of existence. Listen to the new episode here:

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@rossbryant

2 years

Here we go! Get ready to rethink everything you know about streaming entertainment and classical mythological beasts

Play It By Ear 🎵

@PlayItByEarDO

2 years

It's showtime! Please take your seats! Get ready for the world premiere of the new musical from @dropout : WHIMSY ON WHEELS Featuring @manoagapion , Jess McKenna, @ZachReino , Zeke Nicholson, @rossbryant , @ScottPassarella , @danawickens , & @brettsperminute

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@rossbryant

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Raised in THE SOUTH Powered by COFFEE Fluent in SARCASM Called to RESIST TYRANNY Hospitalized after DRUNKENLY TRYING TO MAKE LOVE TO THE 16th HOLE ON MY FATHER’S GOLF COURSE

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@rossbryant

2 years

If you’re Cthulhu-curious. This is the campaign for you. #CallofCthulhu #GlassCannon

The Glass Cannon Network

@glasscannonpod

2 years

We are going long! It's the supersized Season Finale of Time For Chaos! Episode 20 of Time For Chaos is now available on YouTube and the Glass Cannon Network Presents RSS feed.

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