I am begging u guys to accept that nobody is going to sublet ur huge sunny bedroom in Clapton Forest Hill Walthamstow Brockley super chill flat share gorgeous garden neighbours have a cat! bills included for five to eleven days in July while you go to Ibiza
did u find out kylie Jenner was pregnant a while ago from analysing her nail art as evidence of her meticulously scheduled social media posts which hide a growing bump, or are u normal
people are really saying “I hope u get sacked for this” under my Churchill tweet like babe I work for i-D unless winston churchill suddenly drops a charli xcx collab or becomes TikTok famous they’re not gonna care
It says a lot about modern Britain and the politicians that represent it, I think, that after 50 years & 2 inquiries it’s still seen as controversial to admit that on Bloody Sunday the British army murdered unarmed civilians, some of whom were children, at a civil rights march
best thing abt being a woman is without a doubt sending pointless voice notes. Just sent a 1min long one telling my pal a man was rude in Caffè Nero while I was getting my ice latte & that I decided to get oat instead of almond milk. They didn’t ask. Wasn’t an ongoing convo even
almost my fave day of the year when I get to remind everyone against their will that irish people invented Halloween and carved these nightmarish turnips instead of pumpkins
I think about this photograph at least once a week. If you ever see me space out it’s because I’m thinking about this specific image. This is the only summer vibe I ever want to have
I’m rewatching the holiday and I just clocked the main character (who works as a columnist at the telegraph) commutes EVERY DAY to this isolated cottage how impressive do hollywood producers think the london rail network is
remembering fondly the time my da tried to buy toilet roll at the chemist by our house but he mixed up Andrex and Durex and when they told him the biggest they had was a four pack of durex he was like “love that would last me about two days”
sorry but i've never identified with anything more than this photo of an expressionless katie price being wheeled into hospital after breaking both her feet on holiday in turkey during a global pandemic. what a mood
One of the great joys in life is having a new little show. working from home today (watching my little show). can't go out tonight i'm skint (watching my little show). yes just a quiet one this weekend (I will be watching my show)
lmaooooooo the damp in our house got so bad that a cabinet fell off the wall and we reported it to the letting agency and a month later they just emailed a response that the landlords dad called them to say she was crying bc we let her house get damp 🙃
the other say this woman sent me a really angry email complaining about an article I wrote four years ago and when I pointed out I’d written it 4 years ago she sent me this. So anyway I’m obsessed with her
this is gonna be like when there was such a high concentration of drugs after glastonbury it poisoned the water supply, except instead of cocaine it'll be sertraline
London and Halifax this August with
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As well as being enraging, it's also unbelievably bizarre to hear the police openly advocate for women to 'just ask someone else for help if you're scared'. If you're having to literally deter people from speaking to the police, you're not fit for purpose
Good morning from the London stock exchange where Brian Cox just told a room of journalists this country is shit politically bc of the monarchy. “If you live in a monarchy you live in a feudal society”. Happy friday!
EXCLUSIVE: Taylor Swift and Joe Alwyn have broken up, ET has learned.
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worst thing happened to me last night - someone overheard me speaking in the pub and asked me if I knew the same Irish person they knew. And I did in fact know the person. Hate to see them win like this
Home Secretary Priti Patel says the toppling of a statue of slaver Edward Colston in Bristol is "utterly disgraceful" and 'undermines' anti-racism protests.
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for all its criticism i do feel we’re overlooking how saltburn did such an uncanny representation of a mid00s posh girl that i forgot the actor was irish. ive met venetia (bizarrely strong opinions on chelsy davy uber rating 2.6 cameo on MIC siggy ring nasal drip went to exeter)
jk rowling really looked at a world protesting en masse against racism and police brutality and said u know what this is the perfect time to use my platform to remind everyone I hate trans people ???????
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are taking on non-coronavirus related pitches, bc we're really sick of talking about the end of the world. email me!
cannot stop watching this bc this specific sub type of posh (inexplicably raspy voice) is eternally fascinating to me. Always called like bimz or minty. Unbrushed hair, incredibly dusty house, sound and look like they’re about to die of consumption. The final boss of Battersea
idk why but it’s so embarrassing to me if I’m getting bits in tescos but the bits add up to a very obvious meal?? like people in the shop can look at the basket and guess what I’m gonna go home and make??? I’m so mortified
Got an email from my oncologist last night mid LFW to let me know that I now have 5 years of clear MRIs. Officially cancer free. Obviously immediately started celebrating. Chic, actually ! ✨
people are really saying “I hope u get sacked for this” under my Churchill tweet like babe I work for i-D unless winston churchill suddenly drops a charli xcx collab or becomes TikTok famous they’re not gonna care
"the official advice hasn't changed so I'm just gonna keep the flights, we've already booked the stag and gavin can't get a refund for his deposit on zorb football"
literally nowhere in the copy for this news story does it say londoners will be arrested for leaving the city, & putting a breaking news tag & sensationalist headline on this during a time when people are scared and stressed just to get traffic is both irresponsible and p gross
I now regret doing this tweet bc my mentions are full of English people being like “ummm sweetie u just get the fast train from gomshall change at sheer and alight at sandenhorstenshire” guys this is why nobody likes u
I’m rewatching the holiday and I just clocked the main character (who works as a columnist at the telegraph) commutes EVERY DAY to this isolated cottage how impressive do hollywood producers think the london rail network is
discovered my therapist doesn't think ireland is a separate country to england which has really changed the trajectory of our work together, because now instead of her fixing my broken brain i have to fix hers