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contributing editor @the_fence_mag my first novel comes out march 2025 with @figtreepenguin 📚rep @kat_aitken email me! roisinmlanigan @gmail .com

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4 years
replace the entire British curriculum with this TikTok
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3 years
really feels like 2020 again! the weather is great and everyone has covid
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Róisín Lanigan
5 years
queer eye season 1: this is how to use moisturiser :) queer eye season 4: we're taking u to meet the man who shot u
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2 years
how can i be expected to work in these conditions (sun is out)
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2 years
ok
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Róisín Lanigan
5 years
this image of curtis from love island in Maura’s hometown has such extreme frightened English boyfriend energy
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Róisín Lanigan
2 years
obsessed with this liz truss photoshoot where they've styled her as if the joker started shopping in LK bennett
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1 year
I am begging u guys to accept that nobody is going to sublet ur huge sunny bedroom in Clapton Forest Hill Walthamstow Brockley super chill flat share gorgeous garden neighbours have a cat! bills included for five to eleven days in July while you go to Ibiza
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3 years
did u find out kylie Jenner was pregnant a while ago from analysing her nail art as evidence of her meticulously scheduled social media posts which hide a growing bump, or are u normal
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4 years
people are really saying “I hope u get sacked for this” under my Churchill tweet like babe I work for i-D unless winston churchill suddenly drops a charli xcx collab or becomes TikTok famous they’re not gonna care
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8 months
I haven’t stopped thinking about this
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2 years
It says a lot about modern Britain and the politicians that represent it, I think, that after 50 years & 2 inquiries it’s still seen as controversial to admit that on Bloody Sunday the British army murdered unarmed civilians, some of whom were children, at a civil rights march
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2 years
happy 15th of the 6th to all who observe
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1 year
best thing abt being a woman is without a doubt sending pointless voice notes. Just sent a 1min long one telling my pal a man was rude in Caffè Nero while I was getting my ice latte & that I decided to get oat instead of almond milk. They didn’t ask. Wasn’t an ongoing convo even
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Róisín Lanigan
3 years
am I having a stroke
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Róisín Lanigan
5 years
why isn’t the poppy wearing a poppy
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Róisín Lanigan
4 years
pleeeeeease give us the vaccine 😩
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@BBCNews
BBC News (UK)
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London Overground: New names for its six lines revealed
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4 years
almost my fave day of the year when I get to remind everyone against their will that irish people invented Halloween and carved these nightmarish turnips instead of pumpkins
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Róisín Lanigan
3 years
of course Hancock goes straight for hand on the arse when he gets off with someone. Real freshers week behaviour
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3 years
just scrolled past this and thought David Hockney was on chicken shop date
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1 year
happy st Patrick’s day from me and my all time favourite piece of deranged pop culture
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Róisín Lanigan
3 years
I think about this photograph at least once a week. If you ever see me space out it’s because I’m thinking about this specific image. This is the only summer vibe I ever want to have
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3 years
I’m rewatching the holiday and I just clocked the main character (who works as a columnist at the telegraph) commutes EVERY DAY to this isolated cottage how impressive do hollywood producers think the london rail network is
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Róisín Lanigan
2 years
Brits out (except josh)
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Róisín Lanigan
3 years
men love to be like “just going for a trim” and come back as a 12 year old boy you’ve never seen before in ur life
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Róisín Lanigan
4 years
are u sure
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Róisín Lanigan
3 years
remembering fondly the time my da tried to buy toilet roll at the chemist by our house but he mixed up Andrex and Durex and when they told him the biggest they had was a four pack of durex he was like “love that would last me about two days”
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Róisín Lanigan
2 years
a list of things my English bf has asked me so far while watching normal ppl for the first time
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Róisín Lanigan
3 years
fashion twitter I found the sacred texts in a charity shop
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Róisín Lanigan
2 years
just found out Alastair campbell’s daughter is on tiktok
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Róisín Lanigan
9 months
18 year olds still doing maths and never getting to smoke a vogue? era of uncool britannia. Deeply unchic little country
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8 months
I adore him. Not a single thought in his mind. I could make him so unhappy
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Róisín Lanigan
4 years
me normally: London is an overpriced tan hellhole me crossing tower bridge in the uber at 4am:
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3 years
me rushing back home to my dog only to find he’s done a shit on the floor
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Róisín Lanigan
1 year
I’d honestly rather u just called me a slur
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Róisín Lanigan
2 years
Got Covid from an English person just in time for st Patrick’s day. When will the oppression end
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Róisín Lanigan
4 years
sorry but i've never identified with anything more than this photo of an expressionless katie price being wheeled into hospital after breaking both her feet on holiday in turkey during a global pandemic. what a mood
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Róisín Lanigan
2 years
isn’t it mad river island still exists? Went past one earlier and there was a queue outside. Cannot stop thinking about it
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Róisín Lanigan
2 months
One of the great joys in life is having a new little show. working from home today (watching my little show). can't go out tonight i'm skint (watching my little show). yes just a quiet one this weekend (I will be watching my show)
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Róisín Lanigan
3 years
my mum hates Ellen MacArthur, the woman who broke the world record for sailing fastest solo around the world, because “nobody asked her to do that”
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You Are Good
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Which celebrity and/or frivolous cultural phenomenon did your parents inexplicably despise?
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Róisín Lanigan
4 years
lmaooooooo the damp in our house got so bad that a cabinet fell off the wall and we reported it to the letting agency and a month later they just emailed a response that the landlords dad called them to say she was crying bc we let her house get damp 🙃
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Róisín Lanigan
3 years
the other say this woman sent me a really angry email complaining about an article I wrote four years ago and when I pointed out I’d written it 4 years ago she sent me this. So anyway I’m obsessed with her
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Róisín Lanigan
1 year
this is gonna be like when there was such a high concentration of drugs after glastonbury it poisoned the water supply, except instead of cocaine it'll be sertraline
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London and Halifax this August with @whereisMUNA and @mothercain . fan presale starts 10am GMT this Wed, 1st March. pre-order 'the record' from the official UK store before 5pm GMT this Tuesday, 28th February to get access:
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this is what happens when u keep electing nerds btw. they want to work in the summer. they want to do important things during aperol spritz season
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1 year
where’s her movie
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Róisín Lanigan
4 years
I only accept abuse with this level of research from now on. if u want to fight with me u better get on skyscanner AND pitch me a headline
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Róisín Lanigan
4 years
why does this photo of Harry styles look like it was taken in long kesh
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Róisín Lanigan
6 months
I ❤️ AI lana del rey signing the Good Friday agreement
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Róisín Lanigan
3 years
As well as being enraging, it's also unbelievably bizarre to hear the police openly advocate for women to 'just ask someone else for help if you're scared'. If you're having to literally deter people from speaking to the police, you're not fit for purpose
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Met Police issues advice to women to ‘shout or wave a bus down’ if they don’t trust a male officer
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Róisín Lanigan
1 year
Good morning from the London stock exchange where Brian Cox just told a room of journalists this country is shit politically bc of the monarchy. “If you live in a monarchy you live in a feudal society”. Happy friday!
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Róisín Lanigan
4 years
now do the churchill statue
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Róisín Lanigan
3 years
me aged 7 coming into my mum’s room at 2am to tell her I threw up
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1 year
she finally watched conversations with friends
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Entertainment Tonight
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EXCLUSIVE: Taylor Swift and Joe Alwyn have broken up, ET has learned. The couple split a few weeks ago, which is why Joe has not attended the Eras Tour.
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1 year
I hope they never ban tiktok
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Róisín Lanigan
3 years
worst thing happened to me last night - someone overheard me speaking in the pub and asked me if I knew the same Irish person they knew. And I did in fact know the person. Hate to see them win like this
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Róisín Lanigan
4 years
the brits, and I cannot emphasise this enough, are at it again
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4 years
The scene from Westminster bridge #ClapForCarers
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4 years
he’s not gonna shag u mate
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Sky News
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Home Secretary Priti Patel says the toppling of a statue of slaver Edward Colston in Bristol is "utterly disgraceful" and 'undermines' anti-racism protests. Follow live updates:
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Róisín Lanigan
3 years
Princess Diana wouldn’t have wanted me to have to work on Fridays
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3 months
thinking about him today
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Róisín Lanigan
11 months
the oatly-ification of sexual harassment
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Mayor of London, Sadiq Khan
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One word. Maximum impact. #Maaate #HaveAWord
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Róisín Lanigan
3 years
it’s heatwave fashion szn baby!
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3 months
they should let goalies go on their phones
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Róisín Lanigan
6 months
for all its criticism i do feel we’re overlooking how saltburn did such an uncanny representation of a mid00s posh girl that i forgot the actor was irish. ive met venetia (bizarrely strong opinions on chelsy davy uber rating 2.6 cameo on MIC siggy ring nasal drip went to exeter)
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Róisín Lanigan
4 years
last night I interviewed the incomparable @iamcardib ! still buzzin, still listening to WAP on repeat
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4 years
btw! the TikTok teen genius behind this video is Emma, she’s 16 and she works on the deli counter at a centra in west cork and I love her! 🥺
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Róisín Lanigan
4 years
replace the entire British curriculum with this TikTok
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Róisín Lanigan
4 years
jk rowling really looked at a world protesting en masse against racism and police brutality and said u know what this is the perfect time to use my platform to remind everyone I hate trans people ???????
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4 years
FREELANCERS! do u have a burning desire to write about something u love (film, TV show, obscure celebrity moment from the distant past)? @i_D are taking on non-coronavirus related pitches, bc we're really sick of talking about the end of the world. email me!
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3 years
do gen z know the chokehold the word random had us in
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3 years
cannot stop watching this bc this specific sub type of posh (inexplicably raspy voice) is eternally fascinating to me. Always called like bimz or minty. Unbrushed hair, incredibly dusty house, sound and look like they’re about to die of consumption. The final boss of Battersea
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2 years
me in the co-op buying maldon salt after tweeting about the radical redistribution of wealth
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4 years
CBT therapists after asking u to fill in a worksheet
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‘What If You Just Didn’t Let It Bother You?’ Muses Therapist Cryptically:
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Róisín Lanigan
4 years
me publishing my silly little articles
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Róisín Lanigan
3 years
worst thing about london by far is that it thinks it’s too good for home bargains
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1 year
this is such a fun interview
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Róisín Lanigan
5 years
hi my halloween costume this year is @bonappetit ’s claire saffitz on day one and day five of a gourmet makes video
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3 years
idk why but it’s so embarrassing to me if I’m getting bits in tescos but the bits add up to a very obvious meal?? like people in the shop can look at the basket and guess what I’m gonna go home and make??? I’m so mortified
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9 months
Got an email from my oncologist last night mid LFW to let me know that I now have 5 years of clear MRIs. Officially cancer free. Obviously immediately started celebrating. Chic, actually ! ✨
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2 years
me after 2 drinks, for some reason
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3 years
nobody I know irl will care about this but I simply must share it with someone. These two are father and daughter
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10 months
we’re so back
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11 months
Its only august but I do feel like the sexy priest calendar has already stopped delivering what it promised to deliver
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3 years
I will defend Francis bourgeois with everything I have bc I too am a hot person who also really loves trains. We exist
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Róisín Lanigan
4 years
Irish Twitter
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7 months
u should get to be exempt from spotify wrapped after u break up with someone. Frankly i don’t need to know all that
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4 years
v happy to announce I’ve been promoted!! I am now news editor at @i_D !! 🍾🥰🤪🍾🥳🥳🥳
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Róisín Lanigan
4 years
people are really saying “I hope u get sacked for this” under my Churchill tweet like babe I work for i-D unless winston churchill suddenly drops a charli xcx collab or becomes TikTok famous they’re not gonna care
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4 years
"the official advice hasn't changed so I'm just gonna keep the flights, we've already booked the stag and gavin can't get a refund for his deposit on zorb football"
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5 years
omg babe you've been through so much, so brave xx
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3 years
will never love a man enough to put on a gimp suit to attend his work event AFTER breaking up with him
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3 years
a snapshot of the 24 hour emotional rollercoaster my parents have just been on
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4 years
my hatred of thatcher and love of gillian anderson fighting for dominance
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3 years
me from now until Sunday
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Róisín Lanigan
3 years
literally nowhere in the copy for this news story does it say londoners will be arrested for leaving the city, & putting a breaking news tag & sensationalist headline on this during a time when people are scared and stressed just to get traffic is both irresponsible and p gross
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BREAKING: Londoners face being arrested if they try and leave city after midnight
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3 years
this explains a lot
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3 years
I now regret doing this tweet bc my mentions are full of English people being like “ummm sweetie u just get the fast train from gomshall change at sheer and alight at sandenhorstenshire” guys this is why nobody likes u
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Róisín Lanigan
3 years
I’m rewatching the holiday and I just clocked the main character (who works as a columnist at the telegraph) commutes EVERY DAY to this isolated cottage how impressive do hollywood producers think the london rail network is
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4 years
discovered my therapist doesn't think ireland is a separate country to england which has really changed the trajectory of our work together, because now instead of her fixing my broken brain i have to fix hers
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okay glossier cloud paint
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