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@roseysoho

1 year

Me, at kickons

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rosey posey

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5 years

Remember Gable Tostee? The guy involved in the tinder date balcony death? Well he’s on Melbourne tinder now going by the name Eric. Go figure.

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4 years

Can’t believe it’s 2020 and guys still think that hating pineapple on pizza, feeling any kind of way about coriander and not having watched iconic TV shows are the personality traits they should use to sell themselves to women on dating apps.

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2 years

Queen of queens @JinkxMonsoon watching her #AllStars7 win in Melbourne tonight. Best rescheduling luck to ever happen

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4 years

1 year sober. I made it, I did a thing.

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2 years

Well, this is something!

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1 year

The Killers coming out to the White Lotus theme song was a whole ass mooooooood

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4 years

Winning Drag Race All Stars in my @manilaluzon shirt... when it’s right it’s right!

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4 years

About 2 minutes ago, I paid off my last bit of debt. I owe nothing on my credit card, my car loan is done, my new furniture is paid for & I have a tiny bit in savings. Its a miracle. If anyone needs me I’ll be crying happy tears into my non-alcoholic wine. TGIF!!!!

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rosey posey

@roseysoho

5 months

The panic of reaching my mid-30’s has not yet sunk in

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3 years

Fully vaxxed baby!

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@roseysoho

3 years

I can't even remember if this will be lockdown 4.0 or lockdown 5.0 for Melbourne, either way I'm exhausted & angry & sad. I get that Covid isn't going anywhere, but why haven't the gov learned from their past fuckups to prevent us having to do this AGAIN?

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4 years

Hi hello, I just got offered an ongoing role at my work. No more contract, after 2.5 years. I am very very happy.

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1 year

Just finished Knives Out so instead of going to bed I obviously now need to watch Glass Onion

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2 years

Well shit.

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2 years

Last night, at the tail end of an acid trip, a decision was made to watch Requiem for a Dream. We’d both seen it before & knew what we were getting into. Absolute cracker of a bad decision.

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4 years

Hello, lockdown 2.0 has not broken me yet!

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@roseysoho

3 years

What would be cool is if people on dating apps didn’t act like I’ve just ruined their favourite childhood movie when I tell them I don’t drink. It’s not a big deal, acting shocked & asking really invasive follow up questions is not the move.

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3 years

I kinda stopped keeping track of my alcohol sobriety (except for the big milestones), but I accidentally opened the app today looking for another app and it’s been 21 months since I had a drink and that to me is fucking MENTAL.

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2 years

My hairdresser loves to give me giant curls that I absolutely cannot replicate at home.

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3 years

Well it took 18 months of sobriety but I’ve now had my first night out where everyone was drinking & I opted to leave & go home because I was uncomfortable. Some may call this lame. I call it sensible. Potato potato.

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@roseysoho

2 years

Holidays are for being hot and lounging in robes, I don’t make the rules

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2 years

Something something chasing waterfalls

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2 years

Having a normal one

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1 year

Was spiralling a bit about a solo/nothing Christmas but it’s actually been kind of nice? Video calls with my parents, made a great brunch, now at the beach with snacks, drinks and a book. Not mad at this at allllll.

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4 years

Talking to a guy on hinge. Say I love camping, love winter, love day trips in winter, but just don’t like camping in winter... he says all Aussies hate it, I say I’m from NZ so that’s not true... then this... how great are dating apps 🙃

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2 years

33 year old dresses as a cat for belated Halloween party. Questionable.

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3 years

Well gosh, still booze free. It’s a 2020 miracle.

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3 years

Life update: still adorable.

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2 years

Nice day to watch your oldest friend get married

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2 years

This loser just got a fancy new job offer. Fuck yesssssssss.

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3 years

Nice

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3 years

Oh my god my VERY vaccine resistant mother got her first jab today, I’m so happy I could cry

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@roseysoho

1 year

My standard reaction when someone says to pose for a photo

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rosey posey

@roseysoho

3 years

I want Essendon to lose this weekend for the sole reason that it will majorly upset the guy I was seeing in lockdown 5.0 (that love-bombed me then dumped me out of nowhere). Yes, its petty and no, I don't care.

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@roseysoho

3 years

The last 2 years have been… a lot. Confronting. Eye-opening. But I stuck it out. I worked really hard to get here, to become someone I’m proud of, who loves themselves more & more each day. I’m feeling a lot of emotions right now but mostly I’m just happy & grateful to be here.

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@roseysoho

2 years

Was meant to have a date tonight but it appears I’ve been unmatched after letting him know I don’t drink so anywhere we go is fine. Fucking hell.

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@roseysoho

3 years

Back back back again

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@roseysoho

3 years

18 months booze free today, fuck yesssssssss

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@roseysoho

4 years

6 months sober. Ooft. Today’s a good day.

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@roseysoho

4 years

It’s Glass Animals live from the internet night... may as well dress up as if it’s an in person gig.

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@roseysoho

4 years

My manager just FaceTimed me to tell me my contract is getting extended until the end of the year. I immediately burst into tears. This is such a huge relief, but I feel so guilty given how many people have lost work.

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rosey posey

@roseysoho

4 years

Guys it’s here and it’s beautiful 😭😭😭😭 I may need to get a smaller coffee table though, but still.

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@roseysoho

4 years

Celebrating 8 months sober with a non-alchy red wine and roti bread. What a time to be alive.

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rosey posey

@roseysoho

2 years

Did I just spend an obscene amount of money on this croissant? Yes. Will it be worth it? I have zero doubts.

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@roseysoho

4 years

💁🏻‍♀️

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rosey posey

@roseysoho

3 years

It’s over guys 😭 my 6 weeks of hell is over. Glowing praise from my surgeon about my progress too. I am so happy.

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@roseysoho

3 years

She thinks she’s helping

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@roseysoho

4 years

*laughs nervously* the anxiety is high tonight 🦁🦁🦁

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@roseysoho

4 years

Told myself I’d read a book per week in isolation, kinda as my iso ‘thing’. So far it’s been 4 weeks, 0 books... so maybe my ‘thing’ isn’t reading, it’s lying.

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@roseysoho

10 months

One day I’ll learn to dress for Melbourne winter. Today isn’t that day.

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@roseysoho

4 years

Crazy

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@roseysoho

2 years

TGIF, fresh to death ready to eat all of the tapas tonight

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@roseysoho

4 years

Just lock Victoria down again, this is a bloody joke.

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3 years

A thing was did

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4 years

Curls are back back back again

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3 years

Saturday nights are for making effort

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2 years

What a way to turn 33 🥰

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4 years

First time wearing make up in 6 weeks. Feeling fresh!

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3 years

Good morning to the @brisbanelions and the Brisbane Lions only 🦁

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3 years

About to do my 80th blood/plasma donation. Can I get a fuck yeah?

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2 years

Same day, different week, curl city

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2 years

My bougie ass mirror arrived this morning and my lounge room is finally complete. Only took 8 months but she got there! Now to hope I never have to move again

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1 year

Drinking a ‘virginity’. Yes, that’s correct

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4 years

This is the happiest day of my life 😭

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3 years

Thinking about raspberry bullets

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2 years

Evie’s been the star of todays training session tbh

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4 years

#NewProfilePic

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3 years

I’ve owned this skirt for close to 7 years & this is the first time I’ve been able to actually wear it because it was always too tight or wouldn’t zip up. It’s nothing special at all but ngl this feels good!

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rosey posey

@roseysoho

3 years

450 fucking cases. What the actual fuck. I know lockdown has prevented it from getting even worse, but it’s hard not to feel like this has all been for nothing.

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@roseysoho

2 years

Having a negative RAT and dodging the rona after a huge weekend of debauchery is king shit, you truly love to see it

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@roseysoho

4 years

This was an all day session. I am a very very happy gal right now.

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@roseysoho

4 years

Gentle reminder that sometimes when I made the tiniest bit of effort I can look human

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@roseysoho

3 years

Gentle reminder that I am in fact adorable

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3 years

My face when I realise I have access to unlimited brownies in the Qantas lounge

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@roseysoho

4 years

My Aunty Carol passed away today. She was the kindest, most caring person I knew, just such a selfless & beautiful human being. She lived for her family. She was only 59 & sadly my dad can’t travel to NZ for his only sisters funeral. My heart breaks for him, my cousin & uncle.

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rosey posey

@roseysoho

2 years

Well Michelle Visage would simply hate my look tonight

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2 years

Masks being gone mean glasses are back! Sunday naps, also back

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@roseysoho

2 years

Can’t believe yesterday I was wearing shorts and today it’s fucking raining and yuck, can Melbourne just not?

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4 years

On Saturdays we wear green and look cute

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2 years

Make up not smearing, what a win

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3 years

The dumb grin of someone very very excited to be having dinner at an actual real life restaurant

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2 years

TGIF

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rosey posey

@roseysoho

3 years

Bonkers fucking slaps, like… imagine being ‘that guy’ who hears Bonkers come on and presses skip. Could never be me.

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rosey posey

@roseysoho

3 years

If you’re a guy who’s slept with someone when they were blackout drunk/couldn’t realistically consent & run into them again years later... the move isn’t to bring it up with them in front of people (when they clearly don’t remember you) as a bit to embarrass them. It’s gross.

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rosey posey

@roseysoho

4 years

It’s Evie’s 2nd birthday today, make sure you wish her a hbd 🥳💜