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5 years

safe to say that 1920x1080 is one of the all time greatest resolutions, joining the ranks of classics like 640x480 and 256x224

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typing is the secret to using the computer. if you're not typing, you should be clicking on stuff. if you're scrolling, then it's already over... you're not doing shit

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yeah i know. thats the whole point

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nature is so amazing 🌈

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🤔🤔🤔

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5 years

thinking about becoming a "stickers on the laptop" type of guy. big headphones, $30 water bottle, using the computer in casual hangout situations

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5 years

what the fuck

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most important cultural developments of the 2010s: 2010: Skrillex 2011: nothing 2012: US-wide release of Doritos Locos Tacos 2013: nothing 2014: Splatoon 2015: nothing 2016: DanceDanceRevolution A 2017: Virtual Self 2018: nothing 2019: Mountain Dew Baja Blast Zero Sugar

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3 years

you can't install linux on a good computer. has to be some old machine with busted USB ports or a laptop you got for $100. the computer has to suck

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8 years

like 1000 startups will pivot to AR gaming on monday because of pokemon go, and all of them will fail because they aren't pokemon

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9 years

the year 2015 http://t.co/dOOkovWfBG

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4 years

there's like 10 different guys on youtube with videos about Training Like One Punch Man. gonna make one about Training Like L From Death Note where i sit weird in my computer chair and then die

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5 years no alcohol

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7 years

all DDR conversations: damn i love that song "yeah dude it's so good" this song is so hard "yeah that part at the end is like... so hard"

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3 years

people really seem excited about NTFS lately. gotta say i agree... great filesystem

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12 years

a guy walks into a bar. he orders beers+shots until his cognition and judgment are impaired. the guy is fun & people like hanging out w/ him

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6 years

small town america across the 2010s: 2014 - vape shops 2016 - pho places 2017 - poke bowls 2018 - escape rooms 2019 - cant think of a joke

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5 years

nintendo is nowhere near realizing the full marketing potential of Monty Mole

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8 years

crunchyroll search box describes modern life

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11 years

old man next to me on the plane just caught me typing the words “old man next to me” into twitter

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6 years

a morning in the lifestyle

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6 years

online: guillotines!! eat the rich! offline: plain cheeseburger no onions please. afraid to pee in the shower

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10 years

hi harold http://t.co/2kWOn0JUM7

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5 years

thinking back to 2010 when my mind was blown by like, uber and korean+mexican food trucks. but now if aliens landed tomorrow i'd fav the CNN tweet or whatever and just keep scrolling

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4 years

EVEN THE FUCKING 9/11 GUY got elected twice HAHAHAHAHA

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7 years no alcohol

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9 years

soda has DRM now: the coke freestyle machines at universal studios only work with special RFID-tagged cups

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5 years

smh at all the fast food tier lists. ppl mixing fast food with fast casual, delivery pizza places, etc... you all gotta get your shit together

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6 years

programmer: "holy shit. how did this code ever work?" narrator: "the code never worked."

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5 years

not gonna say digital art is always better than stuff in the real world, but you can't burn down Chrono Trigger

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5 years

DDR players be like

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3 years

visuals crashed tonight and @porterrobinson played EON BREAK on the piano in between. perfect surprise. made me so happy hearing such a big crowd cheer for my favorite song of all time

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4 years

DDR is so fucking good lol. it's honestly a crime that this isn't one of the most popular competitive games

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5 years

somehow "chicken apple sausage" has become a default american food over the past 10 years. why did that happen. does anyone like this

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5 years

food pics: - take the picture before you eat any of it. nobody wants to see your teeth marks - increased saturation + color temperature makes food look more appetizing. but don't overdo it - throw it away after taking pics. photography removes the nutrition from the food

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8 years

age 15: going to the mall to play DDR age 30: going to the mall to play DDR

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10 years no alcohol. the last time I drank (Tuesday, March 18, 2014) I blacked out at a bar in SF and woke up at 4am across the bay in Berkeley. it was time to stop, so I stopped. do what you need to do

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7 years

this kong has a

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3 years

okay let's go @porterrobinson

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5 years

new version of beatmania IIDX seems cool

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@cmuratori had an eerily similar "Grizzled Programmer in 2020 Reacts To VC6" moment a few months ago

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4 years

10 years at apple

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8 years

dave & busters takes the DRM soda nightmare even further with REFILL COOLDOWNS

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5 years

guy next to me on the plane watched space jam. and took notes the whole time

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5 years

1280x720 was just a stepping stone on the way to 1080. 800x600 is just "big 640x480". too early to say what comes next after 1080... the ultra HD stuff is just a bunch of incomprehensible numbers

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4 years

the fuck....

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5 years

@mikefossey youre having cubes of butternut squash tonight motherfucker

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4 years

The legend of MAX - AAA Perfect Full Combo!!! this score is really emotional for me. it's my first 10 foot AAA on DDR Extreme, and my favorite DDR song of all time. took a decade and a half to finally make it happen. can't believe i'm in better shape at 34 than i was at 16!

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happy 25th birthday to Dance Dance Revolution, the ultimate cultural achievement of our civilization

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7 years

the rules imposed on us by the state are no longer endurable. Dave & Busters must allow us to buy candy with money instead of tickets

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5 years

machine learning is not running the world. ordinary software is running the world. machine learning is misinterpreting your voice commands, showing you social media posts that piss you off, and recommending you the TV shows everyone else already watches

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Frankly, the process of machine learning is quite basic. But it pretty much runs the world.

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6 years

first input when returning to the computer? for me it's gotta be that classic "Left mouse button"

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7 years

celebrating the red white and blue..

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3 years

only a matter of time before we come back around to the mid-2000s photoshop effects aesthetic. "mid2k" it's gonna be sick

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4 years

this thing sucks. this speech meme or whatever it is

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5 years

eating at Buffalo Wild Wings while pop EDM blares over the PA. admiring the crisp production and perfect vocals for 45 minutes while they forgot to make my food

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4 years

using the computer is like.... 900 billion times better than using the phone. they should stop making phones and only make computers

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6 years

tfw this mode is difficult @virtual_self

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6 years

hoping to use the computer this weekend

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4 years

just met legendary composers @SotaFujimori and @S2TB_korsk !!!!bumping into your heroes at the rave... absolutely unbelievable

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5 years

these two activities produce exactly the same conscious experience: - C++ template metaprogramming - doing mushrooms at OfficeMax

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5 years

Wii Shop Channel was the original App Store. Wii commoditized accelerometers and drove down the price of Bluetooth radio chips. GBA and NDS did the same for ARM chips. Nintendo created the smartphone

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6 years

thank you @porterrobinson @virtual_self

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3 years

increasingly convinced that the point of life is to give people things for free

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4 years

typed an opinion into this box and almost pressed Tweet.... damn that was a close one

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5 years

there should be a startup where they make good personal computers and software that works correctly

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11 years

1000 years ago we had britney spears, nick cannon and soulja boy. now we have no spears, no cannons and no soldiers. war is an ancient relic

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4 years

if someone you know tweets very infrequently, the tweets must be faved regardless of quality

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6 years

might fuck around later and do the exact same shit i do every day, maybe idk

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5 years

started listening to audiobooks at 0.75x rate. better comprehension, plus the narrators sound like they're drunk and making shit up

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7 years

if i plan on doing like... 1 thing in a day, no way it's even getting started. if i plan to do 12 things, a solid 3 and a half might happen

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4 years

i grew up the son of a convict and an addict in Appalachia, an area known for anti-authoritarianism, drug crime, poverty, whiteness, conservatism and racism. everyone there hates cops, criminals & normal people alike. the same people defend cops when they commit racist violence

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over the years, i've tried everything to fix depression, including: - drugs (taking, not taking, legal, illegal) - diet (keto, vegan, FODMAPs...) - ultra bright light, no blue light, etc it's all fake, except for: - debugging emotions & aligning goals - socializing - exercise

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3 years

PSA: "booping" an animal on its nose actually forces the animal's snout backward into its skull, causing brain damage

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5 years

the world seems to be self-destructing but Dance Dance Revolution keeps getting better. definitely okay with this

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11 years

an alcoholic, an alcoholic, and an alcoholic walk into a bar. alcoholics continue to file into the bar. the bartender is also an alcoholic.

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6 years

RIP Dave Clark, 1940-2018. my grandfather, the man who raised me, and the best person I have ever known.

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uhh lol

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5 years

pretty sure @E40 is a software developer

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5 years

industrial software engineering is at odds with programming as art. languages like Go which prioritize team-focused least common denominator understandability suck all the fun out of it. at least in C++ you can still write incomprehensible expressions of your broken psyche

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7 years

when DDR players go to the beach

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ramen shops in the US could collectively up their game by simply serving 1 style of ramen instead of 14

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3 years

there are two major tech cultures in Silicon Valley. on one side, you have the mostly sane people who love computers, working normal jobs at existing companies. on the other, you have the startup psychos, aka absolute sociopaths who don't care about anything but clout and money

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starting to think twitter might suck ass

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