Robert Maschio @robertmaschio Twitter profile

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Robert Maschio

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4 years

Simpler times, happier days, the kindest man I ever met. Easy going Sam, Rest In Peace. #RIPSamLloyd

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The Todd would pay for Twitter Blue… #TwitterBlue

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Last Day Season 8. #scrubs #RIPSamLloyd

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2 years

If Dr. Oz gets elected to the Senate, The Todd will run for President. And I will win… #hammockup #letsgo .

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10 months

Network TV destroyed itself when it opted for single run, lower budget, reality tv shows, rather then continuing the tradition of real story telling, with character driven shows, that people would return to watch over and over again, like family. #SAGAFTRAstrike

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2 months

Possibly my favorite post Scrubs moment:

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3 years

11 years ago today, the last episode of Scrubs aired...and yet, somehow, the Todd lives on...🖐🏼🖐🏾🖐 Thank you-5.

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4 years

Last Guy’s Night Out, a few months ago, should have done more of these. #ripsamlloyd

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3 years

2 of the good guys. 🖐🏼

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...Last Day on set, with MVP John C. McGinley.

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1 year

Found an old picture you might like…

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1 year

Just rewatched #Scrubs Bahama episode and man I miss me some Sam Lloyd right now @zachbraff @donald_faison @VDOOZER @robertmaschio @sarahchalke @itisIjudyreyes @ChristaBMiller @theblanks

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3 years

Scrubs premiered 20 years ago today…you’re old too. #scrubs20yearanniversary

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2 years

Throwback. Scrubs fans will like this one.🖐🏼

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3 years

20 year anniversary of Scrubs premiere is October 2nd, 2021. This still is from the pilot episode.

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4 years

5 years ago: Good times Down Under with Sam Lloyd. Pure joy.

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3 years

So happy for @vdoozer Emmy for Best Comedy! He’s been creating comedy, running shows & crushing it for over 25 years. #TedLasso

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2 years

Folks @VDOOZER ‘s Birthday is today, he won’t admit to it, or tell you, but it is today! He is almost as old as me. 🖐🏼

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2 years

Also not a big Crudite guy…

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4 years

The big 54, August 25th. Feeling good...

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RIP Matthew Perry. You brought so much laughter, so much happiness, to so many people. Bless you…you brilliant, tortured soul.

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1 year

The only guns you’ll ever need, and you actually have to work hard to get them. #NRA

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4 years

Scrubs Pilot Episode. The sleeves got shorter, the guns got bigger over the years. #scrubs #throwback #nostalgia5

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“The Todd appreciates hot regardless of gender…”

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Youthful. Donald, Bill, Rob, Judy. #scrubs #throwback #season1 How old were you back then..?

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A couple of Big Dogs…🖐🏼

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Easy on the eyes... #scrubs #throwback

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4 years

With Tom Cavanagh, salt of the earth & baby blue eyes! #scrubs #quarantinelife #stayhome #wearamask 😷

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I dropped 35 lbs in 9 months. Covid weight & more is gone. How? No Sugar. No Alcohol. No Flour. Hammock up, let’s go! - Rob Maschio

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Funniest Actor I ever worked with? #scrubs #quarantinelife #stayhome #socialdistancing #wearamask

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4 years

The one who got away...never had a chance! #scrubs #stayhome #quarantinelife

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9 years

Ran into Ken Jenkins last night, he's better than ever... #drkelso #scrubs #thetodd #bigheart http://t.co/0QJRFENyVp

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6 years

Twitter Five to my 7 remaining Scrubs fans. #NationalHighFiveDay #thetodd

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3 years

The Miracle Five. 🖐🏼

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3 years

Just gonna leave this here. Break out the tissues...

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Who doesn’t?!!

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The Todd appreciates hot regardless of gender... #scrubs

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3 years

And comedy legend Donald Faison.

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4 years

“The Todd has been invited” Tomorrow on the #fakedoctorsrealfriends podcast! And for the full story of the Banana Hammock read here:

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3 years

Dum, da, da, dum, da, da, dum da, da Shiny Scalpel…

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3 years

Everybody was Kung Fu Fighting! (Favorite scene I ever shot on Scrubs - with Big D, Donald Faison!!). 🖐🏼

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3 years

Self-5 for 55…clear skies ahead.

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3 years

Finally ready to go outside & stand up for myself. You know what else stands up for itself? Vaccination-5! #scrubs #thetodd #vaccinated

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4 years

To whom it may concern @CNN @CNNPolitics @cnnbrk since you are routinely inviting @PeterNavarro45 to share his *expertise on medications to treat #COVID19 , I am available to do the same. #Hydroxychloroquine #MaskUp #Hammockup

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4 years

With the MVP, Johnny C McGinley. Last day of shooting “Season 9.” #scrubs #quarantinelife #stayhome #socialdistancing

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2 years

Also thinking about running for Senate. Who’s with me? #DRPhil #DROz #DrPepper #DrTodd

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3 years

This will always be one of my favorite pictures, of some of my favorite people, from my Scrubs years…. #bahamasepisode

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Except on Valentine’s Day…

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Stressful times. Just Hammock up & jump in. #scrubs #throwback #bahamasepisode

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2 years

Throwback.

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4 years

Bahamas Episode w/ Bill, Sam, Neil, me & a local gentleman whose name I forget. #scrubs #tbt

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4 years

Apparently mild symptoms of Covid-19 include: arrogance, ignorance, misogyny, racism, xenophobia, compulsive lying, narcissistic personality disorder, Birther-ism, delusions of grandeur, lack of business acumen, money laundering, treason, adultery & a tiny, non functioning penis.

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4 years

“Oh Ms. Pac-Man I will sex that Bow right off your head...” #scrubs #thetodd #fakedoctorsrealfriends

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1 year

JD Risky Business fantasy still makes me laugh Jay.🖐🏼

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4 years

Rock a mask! Then you can “go outside & stand up for yourself. You know what else stands up for itself?” #MaskUp #HammockUp #washyourhands #socialdistancing #handsanitizer

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4 years

Boobies...charts. #scrubs #tbt #fakedoctorsrealfriends

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3 years

Didn’t hurt…

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4 years

Getting ready to dust off the Banana Hammock, Scrub in & let the Magic happen...🖐🏼

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4 years

Anyone need a high five? @robertmaschio

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5 years

Happy to do a crash cameo at Scrubs Reunion last night. ❤️five.

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3 years

Giving the Evil Eye...

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4 years

Bobblehead Ted & Todd. Collector’s Items. #scrubs #tbt

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2 years

Who among us hasn’t taken something from work, with plans to monetize it at a later date? I sold off a dozen Extra Medium Banana Hammocks from Scrubs, some partially used, but all fully declassified

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4 years

“I’d like to double her entendre.” #scrubs

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4 years

On the way to the Dodger game, to sit behind home plate, with all the other “cut out fans.” Do I enhance your enjoyment of the game? I’m hearing fake crowd cheers! #dodgercutout #dodgersnation #dodgersgiants #Dodgers

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3 years

Fully Vaxxed, Hammocked Up & ready to go Bonefishing in all new watering holes! Who’s with me? Come on! #vaxxed 💉 #bonefishing

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2 years

Here comes the big dog…

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4 years

Goofy guy with future EGOT winner, Zach Braff. Season 8. #scrubs #quarantinelife #stayhome #socialdistancing #wearamask

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2 years

“We all have our parts to play…”

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2 years

Old School. Mental-5…🖐🏼

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2 years

With my parents, Patricia & Michael Maschio, both 81 & doing well. ❤️ #syosset #longisland

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9 months

“Welcome to the Team-5!l The Todd, Scrubs.

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2 years

Hammock up & Boost it-5!

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2 years

Visiting Mom & Dad on Long Island this week. 82 years old & doing well.

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2 years

Elon, Big Dog, @elonmusk whatever you do, please don’t ban this. I freely offer it to all the people. Let there be Banana Hammocks everywhere! 🖐🏼 #scrubs #thetodd #FreeSpeech #bananahammock

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3 years

Gotta go, Booby Horn...

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3 years

It is not the responsibility of only Democrats to uphold the rule of law, it is the responsibility of all of Congress. Republicans no longer believe in and barely participate in Democracy, instead they seek to overturn it.

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If Democrats don’t have Steve Bannon arrested then just know you can do anything in America and it’ll be cool.

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2 years

Banana Hammock Sold Separately…🖐🏼

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. @robertmaschio #TheTodd #halloween #scrubs #shinyscalpel @VDOOZER

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Piece of S-hit. And anybody who supports him. Anybody.

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4 years

Anything to defeat Hillary, who made Putin feel tiny. You POS. #JillSteinIsARussianAsset

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7 years

Found this in my file cabinet. Scrubs Fans would like. Frankenstein, Angry Villagers & Bill Lawrence... @VDOOZER @zachbraff

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2 years

“Who wants to touch my giant green balls?”

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3 years

Low tide. 8 mile run. Mask on. I’m not getting this virus & I’m not letting the stress, sadness & anxiety of it beat me. Run with me! Let’s go! Fight back!

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28 days

It was the Todd #Eclipse2024

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4 years

Hola K-Dog...Take us to Mexico! #scrubs #thetodd #FakeDoctorsRealFriends

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3 years

Ivan was young, he was strong & he worked tirelessly. He was skilled & competent & kind. He renovated my whole house. He caught Covid & died in 2 weeks…he couldn’t fight it off. Get vaccinated, for yourself, for your family, for your community. Heartbreaking. RIP.

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1 year

Best Super Bowl Commercial! Zach, Donald & John Travolta! #SuperBowl

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It's the musical crossover about home internet you never knew you needed. #JohnTravolta @Donald_Faison @ZachBraff

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4 years

“There’s only rule if you stay at El Casa de Todd, you got to hammock up.” #bananahammock

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4 years

Anyone planning on buying a house from @robertmaschio ?

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4 years

Yes fire #DrFauci already, the Todd has your back big dog! @realDonaldTrump You’ll really like me too, I’m impressive in the shower, you know Dong wise! I’m a doctor, like #RandPaul & #bencarson your favorite black person!