Heidi Heaslet @redheadheidi Twitter profile

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Heidi Heaslet

4 months

happy international women’s day to the absolute queen g my grandma. the one who raised me. miss you dearly and it’s a fuckin honor to be of you. 🕊️

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Heidi Heaslet

@redheadheidi

4 years

Here’s a system that’s been working out really well for me: Day: leggings Night: sweats

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Heidi Heaslet

@redheadheidi

2 years

@AfterSchool90 That’s literally blue.

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Heidi Heaslet

@redheadheidi

6 years

#WhyIDidntReport because I couldn’t even speak the words out of my own mouth. I couldn’t mentally come to terms with what had happened to me. I also thought I would be endangering HIS family if I spoke out on what he did TO me.

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Heidi Heaslet

@redheadheidi

4 years

2020 is just what we thought Y2K was gonna be.

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Heidi Heaslet

@redheadheidi

6 years

I sometimes think how frustrating for some men it must be that feminism is absolutely correct.

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Heidi Heaslet

@redheadheidi

5 years

Literally Taylor the only thing you had to do was not show up with a fucking marching band. Fire ya whole team.

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Heidi Heaslet

@redheadheidi

6 years

Good.

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@CNN

6 years

Snapchat lost $800 million after Rihanna tore into the company for allowing an offensive ad to appear on its app

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Heidi Heaslet

@redheadheidi

6 years

When ur excited for a friend say that. Not “I’m jealous” of you. It hurts u both.

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Heidi Heaslet

@redheadheidi

5 years

Them: “you def don’t need an agent” Me: “oh cool. How’d you book that one thing tho ?” Them: “my agent” Me: cooooloooll.

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Heidi Heaslet

@redheadheidi

9 months

@MrMarcus260 lmaoooooo

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Heidi Heaslet

@redheadheidi

6 years

Hi. I’m very concerned about our government.

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Heidi Heaslet

@redheadheidi

6 years

Y’all ever be working on your inner growth and facing your insecurities, fears & just being like nah imma overcome this shit? That shit as dope as an open bar.

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Heidi Heaslet

@redheadheidi

6 years

Cali kids don’t play when it comes to producing a walk out lets go kids !!! YES YES YES

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6 years

WATCH: California students spell out #Enough during protest against gun violence #NationalWalkoutDay

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Heidi Heaslet

@redheadheidi

6 years

Trump, Timberlake & Brady are all on their last term. #Halftime

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Heidi Heaslet

@redheadheidi

7 years

This is a better apology. But as women we have been trained to apologize for others’ behavior our whole lives, so technically we have an advantage.

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Heidi Heaslet

@redheadheidi

2 years

@KevOnStage I used to work at a restaurant. Yes this is true.

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Heidi Heaslet

@redheadheidi

1 year

@gezzyinthecity i love this girl! she be cookin!

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Heidi Heaslet

@redheadheidi

1 year

this sounds like a really positive review no?

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@LCJReviews

1 year

#JoyRide is embarrassing. Incredibly unpleasant. Like most modern adult "comedies" it's raunchy simply to be raunchy, forgetting there has to be humor attached, and there's none of that. Objectifies men, targets white people. All shock value, "look at me" attitude.

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Heidi Heaslet

@redheadheidi

4 years

Gonna need y’all to stop joining cults

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Heidi Heaslet

@redheadheidi

3 years

My grandma said “JLO can date whoever she wanna date the woman works hard”

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Heidi Heaslet

@redheadheidi

1 year

@pray2mecca it’s actually a massive amount. learned about it last year while working on a show about the sex industry and it actually made me feel a little uncomfortable like, what? so y’all all was in gov ???? some in very high ranking positions.

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Heidi Heaslet

@redheadheidi

4 years

I don’t wanna brag but 15 year old boys been hitting on me in my DMs and I use this simple technique y’all can use too: Ignore them you fucking weirdo they are kids.

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Heidi Heaslet

@redheadheidi

5 years

Apologies for the happiness on twitter BUT I’m Finally losing this weight that I’ve gained from stress and more importantly losing and handling the stress!! Yaaaaaaay.✨

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Heidi Heaslet

@redheadheidi

5 years

2night I perform at @TheComedyStore for a show I produce that’s going to be on TV this year. 10 years ago I performed there on a bringer show & my boyfriend beat me up after my set. I stopped comedy. Years later I restarted. Your light is always yours even in darkness. Fuck abuse

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Heidi Heaslet

@redheadheidi

6 years

“I don’t want to be apart of this - this sisterhood of rape victims” - @iamstephbeatz character Bonnie from @tlotmfilm . That line hit me so hard when I watched her incredible…

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Heidi Heaslet

@redheadheidi

3 years

Are the men’s podcasts okay?

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Heidi Heaslet

@redheadheidi

4 years

Two friends shows in the same article about good tv to watch?!! We love it ! @iamstephbeatz #Brooklyn99 #TheFunnyDanceShow @eentertainment @enews

Brooklyn Nine-Nine's Happy Surprise and More Pleasant TV Distractions - E! Online

We may all be stuck inside, but there's a whole world of television out there to keep you sane, starting with the latest episode of Brooklyn Nine-Nine

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Heidi Heaslet

@redheadheidi

5 years

And y’all don’t wanna tax the rich. K.

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@CBSNews

5 years

A banana duct-taped to a wall was sold for $120,000 at Art Basel Miami

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Heidi Heaslet

@redheadheidi

2 years

HIGHLY CONCERNED about this gaming ad I was just served?!! What in the actual is happening. What is.. why??!?

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Heidi Heaslet

@redheadheidi

3 years

I’m wearing a mask until I am comfortable with my jawline again.

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Heidi Heaslet

@redheadheidi

5 years

#AgeChallenge wow I look great

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Heidi Heaslet

@redheadheidi

5 years

Wild that Lori Loughlin is facing 40 years and Trump is just chillin on the Iron Throne.

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Heidi Heaslet

@redheadheidi

3 years

People will die in a car crash and someone will still be like “ThEy jUsT tOoK tHE vACciNE”

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Heidi Heaslet

@redheadheidi

3 years

My iPhone just reminded me I used to be a test model.

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Heidi Heaslet

@redheadheidi

7 years

I used to want to get rich for the yachts, now I want to get rich so I can sue the American government over female reproductive rights.

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Heidi Heaslet

@redheadheidi

6 years

I could not be more upset.

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@DrJenGunter

6 years

From and ER doc who has seen children taken away from their parents and placed in foster care by ICE (1/2)

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Heidi Heaslet

@redheadheidi

3 years

Twitter verified me?

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Heidi Heaslet

@redheadheidi

8 years

Women we really out here dealing with stalkers while men be worried about a girl who double texts them.

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Heidi Heaslet

@redheadheidi

3 years

Hi, good evening.

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Heidi Heaslet

@redheadheidi

2 years

@JDaviesPhD Do one thing for myself every day. ONE thing big or small that makes me happy. Not for work, not for a friend, not anyone but myself. One thing. choose it & do it.

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Heidi Heaslet

@redheadheidi

4 years

You know some people who make money for once in their life have family members they help because they gov won’t and that’s how generational poverty works. K. I’ll try to stop doing morning news twitter. Xo

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Heidi Heaslet

@redheadheidi

11 months

i hate when i gotta remind someone i look like this. like just cuz i stopped posting i’m still this.

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Heidi Heaslet

@redheadheidi

5 years

OMG IM WEARING AN AALIYAH SHIRT & THIS DUDE JUST ASKED ME “WHO’S AALIYAH?” 2019 I’m out.

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Heidi Heaslet

@redheadheidi

5 years

Mueller really gave the “PER MY PREVIOUS EMAIL ” answer to congress

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Heidi Heaslet

@redheadheidi

7 years

"This dude sent me a really romantic pitbull song" - words I never thought I'd say

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Heidi Heaslet

@redheadheidi

8 years

Shout out to @chineducomedy for reposting this guy.

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Heidi Heaslet

@redheadheidi

2 years

@marcellacomedy May I add “call your co-worker a cunt”?

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Heidi Heaslet

@redheadheidi

7 years

Nah fam. I'm dying a non-chipped human.

deray

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7 years

the future is here.

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Heidi Heaslet

@redheadheidi

10 years

"Daddy how did you and mommy meet?" "In her DMs Son."

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Heidi Heaslet

@redheadheidi

3 years

friendly reminder: I can clean the fuck up too.

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Heidi Heaslet

@redheadheidi

4 years

@MattWalshBlog Oh as a poor, uneducated, family in trailer parks and on food stamps white. My white privilege saved me from being homeless, surviving being arrested, and mainly my personal and economic shortcomings never defined me or the value of my life because my white skin saved me

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Heidi Heaslet

@redheadheidi

1 year

@KevOnStage i’m a leo. we don’t fuck around when it comes to loyalty and trust. you break that ur done. in a bad way.

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Heidi Heaslet

@redheadheidi

4 years

Fuck it I’ll share good news: officially added Network Casting Director to my credits.

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Heidi Heaslet

@redheadheidi

2 years

Reminder: I’m that g 👩‍🦰

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Heidi Heaslet

@redheadheidi

1 year

on time in my 20s he kinda hit on me at a club and i said u look like a fake cuba gooding jr and he laughed and said follow me outside real quick (something like that) and it was nothing but flashing paparazzi lights i laughed so hard at myself.

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Heidi Heaslet

@redheadheidi

2 years

@kmelkhat I think this Is absolutely beautiful. What a mom.

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Heidi Heaslet

@redheadheidi

4 years

To all all the white people being disowned by their family for standing up to their bullshit racism ... come hang with ya girl. I been in this game for like 15+ years now. 😘🥰

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Heidi Heaslet

@redheadheidi

2 years

OUTSIDE BEIN FINE ⚠️

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Heidi Heaslet

@redheadheidi

4 years

@marcellacomedy Can confirm. I dated a dude with abs. It was boiled chicken and broccoli no alcohol no weed and a really really unhealthy relationship with his mom.

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Heidi Heaslet

@redheadheidi

5 years

#marriedwithchildren #peggybundy

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Heidi Heaslet

@redheadheidi

4 years

ITS REAL!!!! March 11th Wednesdays @ 10:30 !!!! @eentertainment #TheFunnyDanceShow

First Look at E!'s The Funny Dance Show: Comedians Will Make You LOL With Their Dance Moves

Jade Catta-Preta, Daniel Franzese and more will try their hands at dancing in this new competition show!

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Heidi Heaslet

@redheadheidi

7 years

" Please do not approach my throne this way." - my motto for anyone who tries it with me this summer

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Heidi Heaslet

@redheadheidi

4 years

You know just Incase y’all forgot. And I do feel like you did. Anyways my pojnt is - I’m still that fucking bitch. 💯

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Heidi Heaslet

@redheadheidi

8 years

I drunk text myself now. It's dope.

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Heidi Heaslet

@redheadheidi

4 years

You wanna know how to fix a broken system? Listen to the people whom the system has broke - not those who built it.

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Heidi Heaslet

@redheadheidi

4 years

Wednesday night 11pm on @eentertainment #TheFunnyDanceShow is basically tv chill pills

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Heidi Heaslet

@redheadheidi

8 years

Hi, telling me you're single doesn't mean I'm going to help you not be.

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Heidi Heaslet

@redheadheidi

3 years

Who’s single? I wanna know.

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Heidi Heaslet

@redheadheidi

3 years

Sometimes I feel like being late on rent not because I don’t have it but because I feel like they don’t deserve it

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Heidi Heaslet

@redheadheidi

1 year

look how cute i was in chicago.

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Heidi Heaslet

@redheadheidi

3 years

If my nudes every get leaked please consider them art. Thanks.

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Heidi Heaslet

@redheadheidi

8 years

My uber driver just asked me how far we going cuz he need gas. Bro, come on.

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Heidi Heaslet

@redheadheidi

5 years

Racists are always like “FEEL FREE TO MOVE!!!” bitch ?!! What ?!! You still live in the same 3.5 mile radius u were conceived in.

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Heidi Heaslet

@redheadheidi

2 years

@IAmSteveHarvey Eamon I don’t want you back. I mean unless both y’all exes there 😂😂😂

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Heidi Heaslet

@redheadheidi

4 years

Hey dude I don’t know what everyone is individually going thru but I know I been in some dark holes in my life. Today I’m not. So what I’m saying is. You will get out. You got this. We out here ❤️💯

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Heidi Heaslet

@redheadheidi

3 years

🥰

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Heidi Heaslet

@redheadheidi

5 years

Update: A bitch still clean up 👀💦

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Heidi Heaslet

@redheadheidi

2 years

The new cut even look good in a pony 🐎

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Heidi Heaslet

@redheadheidi

5 years

“Post me on Instagram like one of your French girls”

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Heidi Heaslet

@redheadheidi

2 years

You should see this in color tho 👀

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Heidi Heaslet

@redheadheidi

1 year

🌟☀️💫

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Heidi Heaslet

@redheadheidi

3 years

✨

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Heidi Heaslet

@redheadheidi

7 years

This #Pepsi ad just reminds me how much I prefer cocaine.

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Heidi Heaslet

@redheadheidi

3 years

Just did the math on paying my own rent since I was 17 and I’m fuckin pissed. Someone owe me a house.

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Heidi Heaslet

@redheadheidi

1 year

hey

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Heidi Heaslet

@redheadheidi

4 years

Is that....... a .... woman... in charge?

Goodable

@Goodable

4 years

BREAKING GOOD NEWS ALERT: New Zealand has announced it no longer has any patients in hospital being treated for coronavirus. It comes on the fifth straight day where no new cases have been reported. This is what winning looks like. 🇳🇿

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Heidi Heaslet

@redheadheidi

7 years

"losing love hurts. Even when it was terrible, it hurts" - pretty dope words from @iamstephbeatz (yes I'm the sad girl on the internet 2day)

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Heidi Heaslet

@redheadheidi

1 year

i feel happy in chicago

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Heidi Heaslet

@redheadheidi

7 years

Just one more clip from the #GetOut parody with @JayPharoah cuz that Glory tear is too good 🤣😢 @AllDefDigital 🔥🔥🔥

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Heidi Heaslet

@redheadheidi

3 years

Only fans was a pimp who quit the game. He go to church now.

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Heidi Heaslet

@redheadheidi

4 years

ITS PREMIERE DAY!!!!!!!! THE FUNNY DANCE SHOW IS HERE!!!! If you are staying inside tonight like many of you are, we got youdance, comics, competition, 10k for charity all on @eentertainment 10:30P TONIGHT

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Heidi Heaslet

@redheadheidi

3 years

I am maybe the fattest I have ever been and what’s cool is - I finally don’t care what anyone thinks about it.

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Heidi Heaslet

@redheadheidi