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Uber eats driver knocked on the door after I SPECIFICALLY told him not to and woke marj then got lectured about saving money and told me to save some for my brother
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@OJSIMPS0NBURNER That page and it’s followers would be throwing a parade if the shooter was was black
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Maino seeing β€œmac 10” and β€œEndo”
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Finding out one of your cool mutuals is an Indian is a crazy feeling
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Sent a Temu link to the family group chat and darj just called me asking me why he keeps getting emails from β€œWu Gongfu” #easylick πŸ˜ΉπŸ€¦πŸ½β€β™‚οΈ
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Tried to set my Somali friend up with a pretty Congolese girl and he called her a jareer on the first date
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Asked my Somali friend for a movie recommendation and he sent me a beta squad video
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@chiddyafc Just for them to concede a minute later 😭😭
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Dmed a leng Pakistani ting and her older brother responded and sent me a picture of a 12 inch blade
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Told marj to go band for band with me and now she’s making me pay half the rent
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@chiddyafc Beyern black magic is undefeated man
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6 foot, chiseled jaw line Hazel green eyes white teeth and he’s worried about Gabriel Jesus underperforming his xG
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@tjprivv Yea you’re right I just thought the guy was competent enough to follow a simple instruction
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Heads garn I almost called him a slur when he walked away
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@OJSIMPS0NBURNER Her fans act like DDG is a homeless bum and not a millionaire ☠️☠️
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Told this little Jamaican yute he looked like Kante and he tried to pull a blade out on me
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Not even like an immigrant like they’re literally tweeting me from Mumbai
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Professor asked my Somali classmate what the capital of his country was and he said Minnesota
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Ffs this white bitch has the whole of Europe slandering my people
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ethiopian is the best food because it looks like this
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Scrolling on the tl and seeing takes on Theirry Henry from 17 year old south asians while fasting
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Asked my Pakistani friend what he had for iftar and he said Marlboro red and balloons
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@OJSIMPS0NBURNER His parents came all the way from Pakistan just for their son to be posting this on the internet 😭😭
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Indian mate tried to call me twin
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@ftblchels Rashfords PL legacy is 20x better than Enzo’s
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Tried nonchalant gimmick at iftar and now marj wants to drug test me
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When you really deep it making a comp of another man is kinda gay
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Jude Bellingham - Holding out for a hero
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@ftblchels Not finishing 12th is a a good start
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@chiddyafc He’s the reason why it’s turning into a disgrace tbf 😭😭
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Tried to organize a suhoor fest with all my mates in a group chat and got aired
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@KillTrevon Worst genre of women ever
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β€œLafodance” numbers when he’s not begging it from city fans
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@OJSIMPS0NBURNER Missing two free throws in that situation just to get gamed right after is crazy though 😭😭
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Went nandos and politely asked for the Foden sauce and got called a nonce while their security escorted me off the property
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Texted this girl β€œlife of the mushrikeen” when she told me about her bad day and now I’m blocked
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@OJSIMPS0NBURNER Divestors lost today πŸ™πŸΎ
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Wow I didn’t realise he was this bad
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Making a Foden comp
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Please quote
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This was satire guys 🀍🀍
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Just crashed my car going 100 miles per hour
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New era πŸ‡΅πŸ‡°πŸ‡΅πŸ‡°
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Odegaard stinking it up in every fucking big six game
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Tried Banging ball with white 9-5 guys because there is no arguing, and no wallahi’s and got called a n*gger after I miscontroled a pass
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Tried Jewmaxxing and got arrested for tax evasion and defrauding a small business
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@Culturecams @MySoulsGolden That just isn’t true he wasn’t doing that all year he started doing that around December
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Tried Nigerian gimmick for half a day and ten Mason Greenwood fan accounts started following me
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Said β€œNo diddy” after darj gave me a hug and he kicked me out of the house
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Kendrick and Drake debates during Ramadan
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My brain is cooked I saw a pretty girl at uni earlier and I whispered β€œwowzers” as she walked by
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What South Asian British moment or chaos lives in your head rent free?
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Tried nonchalant gimmick while doing some late night cooking and the smoke detector started going off and woke marj up
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@BL4KEGRIFFIN John Terry right after he got off the phone
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@BL4KEGRIFFIN Born and raised in Toronto talking like Sharia law expert πŸ‘πŸΎ
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Starving myself bc marj has had guests over all day and I don’t wanna run into them when I go to the kitchen
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Hojlund in the box
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β€œRantsNbants”
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Cole Palmer is what Arsenal fans think Saka is……
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Looks shite no wonder they eat mud instead
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@ode_apologist Liverpool heritage right deya
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Albanians topping the league in the last minute after selling the organs of an elderly lady
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🚨 NEW: The Tories are planning a league table for migrant crime [ @Telegraph ]
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Spent 30 minutes trying to come up with a WW3 joke
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@Sxne19iv2 Will always annoy me that the football gods blessed pep with a treble after that travesty
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What South Asian British moment or chaos lives in your head rent free?
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Just saw a picture of Arteta letting β€œSalt Bae”put meat into his mouth sack him immediately
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Woke up early to watch a fellow akh get beat up by a kuff mexican who snorts coke #HaneyGarcia
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Professor asked my Shia classmate who his role model was and he said β€œFaysal from SDS”
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Said β€œnonchalant gimmick” to my mates irl and they all took turns beating me up
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@Trujista I’m bout to get ratiod
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Told my cousin that his marj can’t cook to save her life and he got mad and facetimed me with 3 albanians holding 10 inch blades threatening to pull up on me
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This guy was a regular American streamer in 2020 doing e-dates with adin ross than he tapped into the football market and became a worldwide star. Shows you how global the sport is
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i met ronaldo dad que issoβ€οΈπŸ‡§πŸ‡·
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Can’t watch the assna and city game together because darj is on the telly binge watching Aljazeera
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@statmusefc β€œBowen is better than Saka lads πŸ»β€
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Did Pakistani gimmick while driving and ended up crashing and injuring a loving mother of two
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@DontSayMilitant @Trujista A lot of these narratives you lot make up in your own heads, every fanbase complains about refs.
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@MellonFoolie @OJSIMPS0NBURNER You’re the one that’s let social media indoctrinate you 😭
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Leng ting dmed me asking for my number and when I gave it to her she said it was an April fools prank then blocked me
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@OJSIMPS0NBURNER MURDERED in all caps is killing me 😭😭😭
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@TeacherOfBall @SheikhMCI City fans are so weird when it comes to Sterling , he was class for you guys for years and helped you win many trophies
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Said don’t β€œdon’t beg it β€œ to marj after she said she loved me and she got mad and started whooping me with an electrical cord
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@fuadyabz23 @thfccuti Henry, Gerrard,Scholes,Salah, Lampard
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Whole tl trying to get bangers off a terrorist group potentially attacking innocent football fans πŸ€¦πŸ½β€β™‚οΈ
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Tried to chat to a white girl irl by telling her I was a β€œmilk man” and she walked away disgusted πŸ’”πŸ’”
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Told my Pakistani friend that Oj Simpson died and he broke down crying and asked me if we should do some balloons to honour him
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@BetterCallAlba He’s mastered the art of propaganda man
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Sanchez coming in a ucl ko game in 2024 while Hazard is playing in a charity game with β€œSharky” and β€œChunkz”
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Gabriel and Saliba flawless all year just for them to shit bricks in the biggest game of the season
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@Sxne19iv2 It’s 3am in the slums of Accra btw
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Sancho and Maatsen ucl semis while ten hag and poch rot away
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Tried Indian gimmick and got kicked out of Tesco for smelling like onions
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Aunt and sister made Iftar to give marj a break
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Saka dropped a 9/10 performance and scored an amazing goal but the tl is too busy labeling him a diver and a limper
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@hilibcel Too cold I just wanted to eat my food in peace πŸ’”πŸ’”
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@kothamali_com I love my Indian brothers 🀞🏽❀️
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@chiddyafc Perez knew the end was coming that’s why he wanted the super league 😭
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Stole Β£20 from my sisters wallet and told her I was jewmaxxing when she asked me I took it
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Kyle Walker limping so it doesn’t look like he’s faking an injury
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Somalis and blacks arguing after Somalis refuse to join the black squad
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The best I’ve ever witnessed πŸ’”πŸ’”
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Asked marj if we could go shopping to get a fit for Eid and she said no and handed me my dads dingy suit from 20 years ago and told me to wear it instead
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Asked this girl what’s one thing she can’t live without thinking she’d say me and she said her vape
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@FLAWLESSLUCKI @YouTube Bro tweeting out links like a Facebook auntie
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