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9 months

@IllBeHere7 So while you go to the store and out to dinner and to work and to the movies, I go from the bed to the floor. I can walk around my apartment with a little difficulty, but now - it could be weeks or months - once I turn green, that's it.

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2 years

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1 year

San Andreas is trending? Whose fault is that?

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1 year

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6 months

@kedi_sofa 🌈😢💔

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3 years

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2 years

@buitengebieden_ This squirrel is getting combed with a comb, and it reminds him of his mother who was a hairstylist. 🤪

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6 months

She was truly a gift, that petit @kedi_sofa . Happy Birthday, mummy.

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5 months

@people Many people in the public eye arrange for security. Prince Harry's resentment is that he has to pay for it like many people in the public eye. If it's worth it to him he will. #waaagh

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6 months

Wishing @kedi_sofa 's mummy a ✨Happy Birthday!✨ filled with love and beautiful memories of your rompompon moulette. We love you for sharing with us your love for the petit Kedi.

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2 years

@UberFacts Pope's Peeps.

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3 years

@UberFacts You say "people" like you don't know my name.

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3 years

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6 months

She truly was a gift, that petit @kedi_sofa . Happy birthday, mummy. 🐱🐯🎉🧁🎁🎂🎈🕯️

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3 months

THE FOREHEAD KISS Tony (Richard Beymer) and Maria (Natalie Wood) 😍 #westsidestory (1961)

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3 years

@UberFacts Euneirophrenia - the feeling of contentment that comes from waking up from a pleasant dream.

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10 months

@kedi_sofa "Well, where are my croquies?" Suddenly everything is okay again. 🥲

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3 years

@UberFacts If anyone has read even one of @HamillHimself 's tweets they'd know he's more than a good guy.

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8 months

@kedi_sofa SPOILER ALERT S̶P̶O̶I̶L̶E̶R̶ A̶L̶E̶R̶T̶ Spoiled. 𝘈 𝘭𝘰𝘵.

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6 months

@kedi_sofa We all do, but no one can begin to miss her as much as you and daddy do. You had such great love and joy for her. Kedi's out there, but she'll forever be in here →♥️

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4 years

Any donut liked by Ariana Grande.* #DisgustingDonuts #DisgustingBehavior *Correction: Licked. Any donut licked by Ariana Grande.

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6 months

Petit @kedi_sofa was a fierce tiger.💔

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10 months

@kedi_sofa THIS IS WONDERFUL!!!!! Don't give up yet, Sultana. And we won't until you absolutely have to. Have a little nosh. And give us some more poo poo. #poopoopower

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3 years

Donald Trump Jr. claims father to reveal real deal about Area 51.

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6 months

@MtlARN @kedi_sofa She was a petit queen amongst queens. I'm in for a quarter (just donated).

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8 months

@kedi_sofa SPOILER ALERT S̶P̶O̶I̶L̶E̶R̶ A̶L̶E̶R̶T̶ Spoiled. 𝘈 𝘭𝘰𝘵.

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3 years

"April is the cruellest month." - T.S. Eliot, The Waste Land The Burial of the Dead "April the Giraffe was the sweetest giraffe." - The World RIP April.🦒

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2 years

@UberFacts Loud and clear.

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2 years

@kedi_sofa Daddy: Mummy, the rule was no kitty on the kitchen table. Mummy: But Kedi is so cute, my petit baby. Daddy: But the rule? No kitty on the table? Mummy: Yes, Daddy, you are right. Daddy: Aha! Mummy: But petit Kedi isn't on the table, she's on the pillow. (Audience laughter)

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1 year

@catshouldnt "Put the egg down now and nobody gets hurt."

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6 months

1950s TV and Twitter won't be the same without @kedi_sofa 😥

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2 years

@kedi_sofa Daddy: Mummy, the rule was no kitty on the kitchen table. Mummy: But Kedi is so cute, my petit baby. Daddy: But the rule? No kitty on the table? Mummy: Yes, Daddy, you are right. Daddy: Aha! Mummy: But petit Kedi isn't on the table, she's on the pillow. (Audience laughter)

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2 years

@UberFacts LITERALLY an 'oh shit ' moment.

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2 years

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6 months

@Nickiandrews8 @kedi_sofa I recently changed my profile pic bc of what's happening in my life, but it doesn't do justice to how I'm feeling now about Kedi. If it's silly to have cried I'm the biggest fool there is. It was sweet of you to think of me; sending love back. ♥️

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3 years

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4 months

@kedi_sofa She behaved like a Queen because she was a Queen.

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8 months

@kedi_sofa SPOILER ALERT S̶P̶O̶I̶L̶E̶R̶ A̶L̶E̶R̶T̶ Spoiled. 𝘈 𝘭𝘰𝘵.

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10 months

@kedi_sofa No, mummy! 😭 I didn't read it right the first time. I am so, so sorry. Kedi was so loved, as are you two for sharing her with us. Twitter knew it couldn't go on without her. Thank you for letting me capture her life in memes. I am distraught. 💔 🤬 you, poo poo. 💩

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1 year

@buitengebieden Sorry, there's no one home. Come back in elebenty years.

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6 months

How could mummy not know what we've always known, that she did everything in the world possible for @kedi_sofa to live the best life a petit kittie could ever live? Kedi was adored.

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3 years

@kedi_sofa Ferocious petit tigers need their mummies and: STORE BOUGHT Food Water Medicine Toys Treats Goodies HOMEMADE Love Kisses Petting Poutou poutou How lucky you are that the store and mummy deliver everything you need. (Oh - are you allowed on the couch?)

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2 years

@UberFacts It was 40-year snake handler Lawrence Van Sertima, who was bit on his thumb. He was in critical condition, bleeding from his eyes and mouth. The antivenin available was for multiple types of bites; it helped but he needed the kind specific to the snake that bit him. He survived.

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6 months

@kedi_sofa I was scared.

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3 years

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8 months

@kedi_sofa Happy Nosh Banana!* *me? not especially religious; why do you ask?

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10 months

@kedi_sofa If I've ever needed to use my Poo Poo Fairy skills, it's right now. Oh, Poo Poo! May I show you something? You can do it, Kedi. Fight, petit tiger. And have some pâté. I love you. #poopoopower

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2 years

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3 years

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5 months

@kedi_sofa It was probably for the best.

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2 years

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9 months

@Herbie_The_Cat @Herbie_The_Cat 🇦 🇳 🇩 @realmissverse 🇫 🇷 🇮 🇪 🇳 🇩 🇸 🇫 🇴 🇷 🇪 🇻 🇪 🇷

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11 months

@kedi_sofa You'll regain the weight. The fur will grow back. You're still fierce.

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2 years

@buitengebieden The first one is taking the sloth's reputation a little too literally.

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1 year

@kedi_sofa I know nothing about the authentication process, but please don't leave @Twitter , Kedi!! You're my meowse.❤️

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2 years

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6 months

@loupen58 @kedi_sofa I remember laughing so hard at that pokemon voice remark. 🥲

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1 year

@kedi_sofa Kedi, who writes your stuff anyway? Pokemon voice 🤣. I could have used that earlier when I called mummy's voice cute. Daddy's chicken must be delicious, because I can smell it here! Have you been served yet?

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2 years

@kedi_sofa I post this so people know that you make the headlines!* *Well, I made this one, but it wouldn't have happened if you hadn't inspired me.

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3 years

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2 years

@kedi_sofa We finally meet.

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3 years

In the 1960s, The Woman in the Window was Gladys Kravitz (Alice Pearce).

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6 months

@Nickiandrews8 I'll bet @kedi_sofa 's litter box misses her too. It was always happy to see her when she visited but understood when she couldn't make it.💔 I propose a toast in memory of their relationship. Bottoms up, everyone!

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2 years

@kedi_sofa My number one wish is that my number one petit kitty feels better. My number two wish is that a number two achieves that. Go, Kedi! I mean that litter-ally.

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2 years

@kedi_sofa Way to go! Do what you have to. (Where to go? Go where you have to!)

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3 years

@ThatEricAlper A good, long-distance friend and I wrote long letters to each other, sharing little details about our days. We went back to that when I was without convenient internet access for several years. RIP, Ana.

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3 years

@UberFacts A woman can have a baby, but a baby can't have a woman.

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2 years

@kedi_sofa You get my vote! P.S. I could have changed pooped to poo poo-ed but I didn't want to have to face another copyright infringement lawsuit. Memeing is risky business!

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4 years

#cheaters is trending, so naturally I thought of the #trumpcrimefamily

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3 months

@PJKathmandu @kedi_sofa Same.

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3 months

@kedi_sofa was - is - and will always be the definition of ᏞᎾᏉᎬ. That is her quote. Happy Valentine's Day, everyone. ❤️

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5 months

@kedi_sofa I had been thinking of making a coloring book for our Kedi with the colorful personality; I only got as far as the crayons. 😢

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9 months

@kedi_sofa *Kedi On the Catwalk" Original Concept by @BlueMar27471608 Executed by @realmissverse Model @kedi_sofa 🎶"I'm a model, you know what I mean And I do my petit turn on the catwalk Yeah, on the catwalk, on the catwalk, yeah I do my petit turn on the catwalk"🎵

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3 years

@hunkybloodydory Why'd you remove me from the pic in the first place?

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2 years

@people Never mind the Choco Taco; how was 1983 almost 40 years ago?!!! (Not for inaccuracy, for denial.)

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1 year

@kedi_sofa Don't cry, petit one. The world is looking out for you. We ♥️ you so much! Feel better soon.

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3 years

@kedi_sofa Listen, Kedi - they're singing your song! Me too: tweet tweet.

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3 years

@kedi_sofa Kedi Kitty, you were so smart to follow your mommy home! Here; this is my favorite but you can use it in the meantime.

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2 years

@UberFacts I can have sex without reproducing.

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7 months

@kedi_sofa We'll always have Tuesday.

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11 months

@kedi_sofa I don't pray, Kedi, but I'll gather up all the positive thoughts I can find and send them to you. Whatever is wrong they're going to make it better. The doctor personally reassured me. I love you. ❤️

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2 years

@kedi_sofa Everybody knew that Hobbes was the most ferocious tiger. But seeing how you scared him and Calvin with your fierce roar - even without an exclamation point! - I think you've taken over the title, petit Kedi.

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1 year

@kedi_sofa Try this edited version, Kedi. "Look at my cute sad p̶e̶t̶i̶t̶ face."

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3 years

@UberFacts I can't believe a rodent lived 113+ years.

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2 years

@darblesart @UberFacts Who knows what goes on behind closed Dutch doors.

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4 months

@kedi_sofa Happy New Year, mummy and daddy. Thank you for continuing to share Kedi stories with us. I miss her so much. I wish our meeting had been real.

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2 years

@kedi_sofa We finally meet.

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6 months

@kedi_sofa They were singing just for Kedi. And now they're singing her name. Listen.

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3 years

@people Some images should remain private.

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5 months

@kedi_sofa @PDXPinky You don't need me for that. Everything I've ever tweeted regarding Kedi belongs to you to use however you'd like. That'd be great. I had been thinking along the color-in-the-lines of a coloring book, with b&w images of Kedi. But now as I google those apps, I've changed my mind.