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4 months

Next time someone tells you that Sportsnet isn't a Leafs home broadcast, remember that Morgan Reilly just gave a leaping crosscheck to the head with no time left in a game, and the broadcast is criticizing a Ridly Greig slap shot on an empty net.

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MAGA Americans now want a bunch of immigrants to defend their borders?

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How far your NHL team's arena is from its City Hall, on a map of Ottawa

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NHL Arena Atmosphere Ranked

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Where would your NHL team play if its rink was the same distance and direction from City Hall as Ottawa's Arena? A thread: Anaheim and LA

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Ah, so its the whole organization that can't handle celebrations

Missin Curfew

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3 months

Kyle Clifford wires crossed in @TheAHL when Joseph Duszak of the @ThunderbirdsAHL cellys right in front of the @TorontoMarlies bench

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Alright hear me out. Next outdoor game: Sens v Leafs. Rideau Canal.

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Is the NHL biased towards your team? A Tier List:

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rt to scare the Washington Capitals

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I am wishing all the best for Dylan Larkin, and hoping that it is far less serious than it looks. But I am seeing a lot of takes as if this clip doesn't exist.

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I'm annoyed by nepotism as much as the next guy, but I don't think Andrew Berkshire, whose dad Hathaway manages over 1 trillion in assets, should be the one lecturing on this issue

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"Everyone in the room knew" applied in 2010. It applied in 2018. Its still applies today. No amount of legal procedure is ever going to put me at ease with any of those individuals. Help survivors, not abusers.

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"No guys you don't understand, the league HATES the Toronto maple leafs" Oh, so Morgan Rielly is gonna be suspended 41 games and the team will lose a first round pick right?

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"There's kids watching, we're role models, and if I was a teammate of his I'd tell him to smarten up." -Brendan Gallagher

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5 months

Pronouns in tweet

Colby Cohen

@ColbyCohen36

5 months

@MtlPanther I’ve noticed all the hate and negativity coming back by way has one thing in common.. pronouns in the profile. 🤷🏻‍♂️

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6 months

When someone says 'the south' this is what I, a Canadian, think.

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Feels important to highlight, with the news today, that 5 people have been determined to have enough evidence to be charged. This does not mean that a player wasn't in the room. Complete absolution for some of the 2018 WJC team is a mistake. But 5 is better than 0.

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@colemanfam5 @Esqueer_ *breaking news* kid without access to ar-15 points finger guns at classmates and they all survive

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Tyler Myers is the only human being alive taller than their NBA-playing brother

B/R Open Ice

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5 months

Knicks guard Quentin Grimes, brother of Canucks defenseman Tyler Myers, is in attendance at MSG with their mother Tonja Stelly to watch the Canucks take on the Rangers 👏

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Getting word that Matthew Tkachuk only scored because Keith texted him "Brady would've won it already" after the third overtime.

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Don Cherry did not build hockey. All he did was try to consolidate hockey. I grew up in his hypothetical target audience, a white Canadian. And let me tell you, I could not stand watching his HNIC intermissions. Not out of some virtue, I was young and unaware. 1/2

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The Ottawa Senators vs Detroit: 3-1 Toronto: 3-1 Montreal: 2-0 Every other team: 13-23-2 Are the teams that hate Ottawa just big whiny sore losers?

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3 months

Oh, ok.

Leafs Land Legend

@joshbeleaf

3 months

This Leafs team has not been bullied once this season, so refreshing to see.

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The NHL sure hates the Toronto Maple Leafs specifically! Here's a chart measuring how much time a team has missed due to suspensions, misconducts, and match penalties since 2017-18!

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6 months

These images were taken 743 days apart

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Sens v Habs today. Throwback to the game thousands of Habs fans shelled out, drove a couple hours, and left the arena in the second period.

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The Sens play the Avs today. Throwback to the worst goal of all time

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Goals in the past 2 weeks Dominik Kubalik - 4 Donovan Sebrango - 0 Conditional 1st - 0 4th Round Pick -0 Alex Debrincat - 0 Would Donovan Sebrango be a top line winger on the Red Wings?

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Why do people joke about Winnipeg not having an airport when Edmonton is in the league?

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@ULLYMARK Not to gatekeep but is the mfer calling it the "presidents cup" really a hockey fan?

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If you want to compare scoring on a empty net during play and scoring on an empty net after the buzzer, you are new to hockey. And that's ok! Welcome to hockey! You don't put the puck in the net after the whistle.

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Buffalo

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9 months

The thing that really worries me about the Shane Pinto situation is that the going rate for a 3C in Ontario is $11 million per year

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3 months

Our sources have pinpointed the exact moment that Andrew Berkshire decided he was against nepotism

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What if New York City was as big as Ottawa? It could stretch from Morristown, NJ, to Greenwich, CT, and down to Jamaica Bay, NY. Here is the City of Ottawa mapped onto major North American Cities, a thread.

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Ronnie Plane

@RonniePlane13

5 months

@realgulk Debrincat had 3 times as many goals as Senators players in attendance 😂

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Tim "Slow Start" Stützle - 1.36 PPG Dylan "Career Year" Larkin - 1.31 PPG Would Tim have fewer points if he was also alive in the 90s?

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7 months

@realgulk Larkin > Stützle

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Leafs PR

@LeafsPR

9 months

The @MapleLeafs roster for tonight’s preseason game versus Ottawa at @ScotiabankArena .

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@loubegalow I see your overall point but you probably shouldn't be using only American viewership to judge NHL audience

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"Mr. Shanahan, our medical team has the papers prepared for Mr. Samsonov's 'Lower Body Injury'."

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Someone needs to stop Tim Stützle

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The Toronto Maple Leafs are going to end up paying William Nylander 12 million dollars a year, and he will never do anything this cool.

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Vancouver

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@ksc1m0ne You're tweeting this from Ontario?????

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Why is he banished, Toronto Sun?

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@JulieRobenhymer Well crap now I have to like a guy on columbus

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5 months

WOULD YOUR TEAM SELL OUT AGAINST THE LEAGUE'S WORST TEAM DURING A SNOWSTORM?

Ottawa Senators

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5 months

Four straight sellouts at @CdnTireCtr ‼️ Thank you #Sens fans for bringing the noise all season and packing this arena! #GoSensGo

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4 months

What if the NHL Season was 82 Battle of Ontarios? Goal Pace: Claude Giroux - 82 Batherson - 41 Norris - 41 Kubalik - 41 Bertuzzi - 41 Knies - 41 Nylander - 41 JBD - 21 Greig - 21 Kelly - 21 Matthews - 21 11 others - 21 Is Claude Giroux the best Goal Scorer in Eastern Ontario?

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4 months

Auston Matthews reached 50 goals before the Ottawa Senators reached 50 points. #LeafsForever

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Tim Stützle STUNS in latest blatant dive

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7 months

@lakingscorner Thanks for your unbiased opinion, LA Kings Corner

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Teams that can beat the sens: Anaheim Teams that can't beat the sens: Toronto

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Beating the ducks by a fucking touchdown isnt for everyone

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Point totals, 2023-24 Jake Sanderson: 5 Nick Suzuki and Cole Caufield Combined: 4 Would Jake Sanderson be the best forward in Montreal Canadiens history?

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Here's mitch marner hyping up the crowd for the impending Brady Tkachuk goal

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Wins in first career game: Connor Bedard: 1 Auston Matthews: 0 Would he be one of the best players in Toronto Maple Leafs history?

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4 months

Hello PHWA members, friendly reminder that Ridly Greig is Calder eligible this year. If you want Toronto to explode, consider voting for him!!

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6 months

Next time people tell you Toronto has culture just remember that they think Osmows is good shawarma

Libaan Osman

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6 months

RJ Barrett got off the plane and put Immanuel Quickley on Osmow’s and Tim Hortons immediately 😂

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@nerdlikemike I am making the most surface level, hockey specific argument possible. It is so much deeper than anything I touch on here

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3 months

What could've been :(

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2 months

Just in case anyone wants a rough approximation of what this monstrosity would look like

katie

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I’m losing my fucking mind at the Canadian stop choices

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The sens were perennially one of the best teams in the NHL at this time. And all he fucking did was dump on em. We cut to intermission and its just endless criticism of Spezza and Alfredsson and Havlat and Hossa. Maybe if we're lucky he'd praise Neil. It was totally unwatchable.

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@dollaballers If the roles were reversed I wouldn't be defending a flying crosscheck to the head

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@NHLlnsider67 I was there as a child and got beer dumped on me! Thats why its in the "dump beer on children" ranking

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Happy to announce I'll be joining the Ottawa Senators ice crew! Sidenote, I will be doing my job in a bikini, for everyone out there that finds very average-looking men attractive!

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BREAKING NEWS Reports are that OTT is trading JBD to LAK for PLD. Word is that TOR could be involved for retention, with SBA and SDA as bargaining chips. Ears have picked up that TBL might be shipping TBD to CGY for RSVP. CAL may then flip RSVP + NATO to VCR for EP40 and WD40

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Say what you will about Arizona's relocation, you do have to admit that the most entertaining hockey player in Ontario was born there

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Kyle Clifford is looking to set the record for meltdowns in handshake lines when your team gets eliminated

TheLeafsNation

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Kyle Clifford has been called up to the Leafs according to CapFriendly

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All it was every time was "here's how great Boston is. Oh man, let me tell you about philly." The guy had his favourites and if your team wasn't one of them, its was just 5-10 minutes of getting bashed no matter how successful you were.

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Here's a map of where the Washington Capitals currently play (top), where they may be relocating to, and where they could move to if they wanted to be the same distance away as the Sens play from Ottawa City Hall.

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Boston

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Toronto

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JOEY!! JOSE!! WATCH OUT!! SOME DUDE OBSESSED WITH 'THE UNWRITTEN RULES OF SPORT' IS ON HIS WAY TO CROSSCHECK YOUR HEAD!!

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@stressedhockey You're right we should get a better spread

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Tim Stützle on a down year vs. "Best player in the 2020 draft"

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It is 21 January 2024. Here is a graph depicting regulation wins by Eastern Canadian NHL Teams. One of these is a cup contender?

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Dunno about you guys but I'd rather cheer for the only team that froze out its sexual assaulter than the one that actively sought out Patrick Kane

Ghost On The Boardwalk

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@TheKlenkster What do you expect from Alex Formenton fans?

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Calgary

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Top 10 NHL Forwards by Average Game Score ( @hockeystatcards ) min. 20 NHL Games, 2023-24.

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The Leafs can win a game 9-2 and their fans will make it about the Sens. But hey I'd think about Ottawa too if I cheered for a city too dense to host an outdoor music festival

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Physically, I am in hell

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Mentally, I am here

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SELLIN OUT A BUILDING WITH THE WORST TEAM IN THE LEAGUE IN TOWN DURING A SNOWSTORM

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Four straight sellouts at @CdnTireCtr ‼️ Thank you #Sens fans for bringing the noise all season and packing this arena! #GoSensGo

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How many games has your NHL team won in the 3rd and 4th rounds of the Playoffs under its current head coach?

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How much of a Loser is your NHL team?

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The PWHL is nailing it so far: -Ottawa hockey team has the most vibes -Toronto sucks -Montreal hockey team stuck in linguistic turf war -American teams are there I AM HYPED

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New Jersey (Newark City Hall) New York Islanders (Hempstead Town Hall) New York Rangers (New York City City Hall)

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With talk of expansion to 33 & 34 teams, and weirdos that seem to think the sens will relocate, I propose a compromise: move all 32 teams (+2 expansions) to the National Capital Region!

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Arizona (Tempe, Phoenix, and Glendale all displayed)

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Got the script for tomorrow's game: Amber Xhekaj deals 3 body shots in a fight, and both combatants fall at the same time. Habs fans declare it the greatest habs victory since 1993. Timmy falls in open ice and habs fans think he's trying to draw a call. 5-1 final.

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Do Leafs fans watch their own team?

Jenaya

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This is the worst game 7 I have ever watched in my life. This is coming from a Leaf fan.

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Montreal

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The face of the best forward in the NHL this season:

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The Centre of the Hockey Universe is Kanata.

Joseph Zita

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Auston Matthews reached 50 goals before the Ottawa Senators reached 50 points. #LeafsForever

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Oh cool, but the sens "aren't a rival" and they're "rent free" in our heads

JFresh

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6 months

Here are the three most common fanbases picked as most annoying for each fanbase. The most common combinations were: Habs fans disliking Leafs fans Canucks fans disliking Leafs fans Rangers fans disliking Devils fans