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Fee are forever. Promotes are imaginary.

@realestatejayz

15 days

Zoboomafoo had no reason to go that hard

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Fee are forever. Promotes are imaginary.

@realestatejayz

6 months

The owner of the Burger King is the real winner of this all.

Joel Franco

@OfficialJoelF

6 months

Brickell 2009 vs 2023 🤯

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@realestatejayz

5 months

Sydney Sweeney is mid. Come at me.

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@realestatejayz

7 months

What is it with Doctors that makes them want to play RE developer/investor so bad? Put the millions you make into an index fund and sleep like a baby at night. Why do deals with sketchy syndicators? I dont get it.

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@realestatejayz

6 months

Turns out the best job in RE according to this app is one where you get paid $70k working for a fund that is deploying *checks notes* $100m into stripmalls? No entiendo.

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@realestatejayz

5 months

@LoganHaskett You chose to be in Tulsa because you like hanging out at QT with a bunch of bros in trucks?

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@realestatejayz

4 months

Can we stop with the mediocre coffee chains? Dutch Bros, whatever this is, BlackRock coffee. They’re all mid. Please make it stop. Boutique coffee shops are the only way forward

JT Singh

@FranchiseMnA

4 months

7 Brew just announced a growth equity investment from Blackstone! 7 Brew is the fastest growing franchise coffee chain with over 2,000 locations under development agreements and 160+ open today! $2.4 million AUVs, 16% margins, and a 500 square feet buildout...

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@realestatejayz

3 months

There’s very few things I’m proud of in life. This is one of them.

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@realestatejayz

4 months

I rather get aids than take life advice from Nick Huber

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@realestatejayz

5 months

I’ve noticed that most successful real estate entrepreneurs don’t come from 0. Not discounting their efforts or accomplishments, but most times they started with some sort of investment from their family and a robust network. Really hard to come from nothing in this biz.

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@realestatejayz

5 months

If I buy 100 doors at Home Depot can say I have a “100 door portfolio” in my bio? Asking for a friend..

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@realestatejayz

5 months

Update: After a major bout of depression at the end of 2023, things are getting better. Dry January has had a hugely positive effect on my body and mind. In addition, I’ve been journaling a lot. Most of what I write makes no sense but I think that’s the point.

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@realestatejayz

5 months

@SFR_Investor The face of the firefighters when they got the call

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@realestatejayz

3 months

Urban Planning Twitter has never looked at a proforma in their lives

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@realestatejayz

5 months

If I could back to being my 22 year old self this is what I’d do. - enter RE through brokerage business - focus on Sr. housing investment sales - move back w/ parents - have no GF After 27 the opportunity cost of moving to brokerage is really high.

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@realestatejayz

6 months

The world of finance is wild because you can work for nothwestern mutual and say you’re in finance. While at the same time some quant trading some crazy derivative product is also in finance.

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@realestatejayz

5 months

Retwit is just a giant circle jerk where we all pretend to save the world by being landlords. I love it around here 🥰

Shashankh Aryal

@aryal1994

5 months

Multifamily investors, remember you are housing providers. You're solving a crucial problem.

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@realestatejayz

3 months

Got to speak to Hispanic college students about careers in CRE. I’ve said it once and I’ll say it again, we need more diversity in this industry.

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@realestatejayz

6 months

Constant Raise Dan was right and most people on here just want to build media businesses 😔 kinda takes the soul of this community away.

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@realestatejayz

4 months

You can’t make this up. 8 unit ground up deal in Phoenix and the brokerage lists 8 people representing the seller. 8 brokers for an 8 unit deal.

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@realestatejayz

5 months

Right before I left for vacation I got diagnosed with major depressive disorder (second therapist that said that this). Goal for 2024 is to get better. I want to thank this little community because yall bring me so much joy, laughter, and knowledge. You make my life better.

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@realestatejayz

5 months

@whstancil She works in a hospice? Thats horrifying

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@realestatejayz

5 months

My favorite fact of the day is that @TheoVon has an urban planning degree. “It’s about where to put medians and shit when you’re in a neighborhood”

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@realestatejayz

3 months

His last text to me was “this too shall pass” and I said “yeah you got this” Haunts me to this day

Moses Kagan

@moseskagan

3 months

Take this from someone who learned it the hard way: If you text your buddy asking how he’s doing & he replies “I’m in a dark place”, you don’t text back “Sorry dude, let me know if I can help”. You get in your f’ing car & go find him immediately.

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@realestatejayz

5 months

Is there a module on zoning variances or is that the follow up course?

Jake Wurzak

@JWurzak

5 months

The time to get into hospitality investing is now. The best new ideas and concepts will likely come from people outside the industry. I created The Launch Pad for newcomers looking to change their future.

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@realestatejayz

6 months

Ppl who have kids look so happy with them. Like everything their kids do brings them joy. Kinda cool to observe.

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@realestatejayz

4 months

I once cold emailed John Gray and he responded in 59 seconds Extremely impressive.

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@realestatejayz

3 months

@CohenSite You really don’t think these cost the same?

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@realestatejayz

6 months

Friendly reminder that stabilized yield SHOULD never include any sort of escalation. In the development world we call this the UNTRENDED YIELD ON COST.

The Real Estate God

@TheRealEstateG6

6 months

HOW PRIVATE EQUITY FIRMS ANALYZE DEALS: Most important metrics: 1. Stabilized yield: Since we focus on value add, the entry cap doesn’t matter, as long as we can service our debt The stabilized yield matters because it shows the intrinsic cash flow of the deal The stabilized

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@realestatejayz

4 months

We used to be a country

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@realestatejayz

3 months

Celebrating an LOI is akin to celebrating the first down on your own 10 yrd line

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@realestatejayz

6 months

So apparently there’s a debate/lawsuit about brokerage fees…This post is only about residential agents. Yes, they paid a lot for facilitating relatively simple transactions (the process is pretty standardized) but that’s not the true value they bring. 1/

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@realestatejayz

4 months

I’m here for the friends not going to lie. That’s by far the best part. Most of you rock

Moses Kagan

@moseskagan

4 months

Yes, ReTwit is one big "circle j*rk" where we get: - access to experts on any asset class, in any market in America, ~instantly - deal flow - access to $$ - subject-matter experts in adjacent fields (insurance, law, etc.) (Oh, & now-IRL friends who share our dorky obsessions.)

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@realestatejayz

5 months

The sad reality of my life is that most ppl that meet me think a lot higher of me than I think of myself and I don’t know how to fix that. The self hate is real I guess

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@realestatejayz

3 months

Imagine if you could make residential leases NNN. The world would be a better place.

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@realestatejayz

3 months

AmErIcA is GoInG DoWnHill

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@realestatejayz

3 months

Seeing brilliant people argue with absolute morons on this app is what makes it worth it

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@realestatejayz

7 months

The cardinal rule of RE development: Never close on land unless you have a GMP, executable loan docs, and a signed JVA from your LP. 1/

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@realestatejayz

3 months

I’ll never forget how Artem took this app by storm in like 2 weeks.

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@realestatejayz

6 months

I made a mistake last time on here trying to get followers. All I care about now is learning, good interactions (DM me), and shit posting. If that means I’ll never get a $25k check from one of you a-holes, so be it.

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@realestatejayz

4 months

Im really glad all of twitter decided to chime in on someone else’s career. Is real estate slow nowadays or something?

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@realestatejayz

3 months

All good trips start with an airport beer

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@realestatejayz

3 months

The rendering vs. reality

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@realestatejayz

5 months

@RIPTae3023

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@realestatejayz

2 months

Some asshole friend of mine asked me why I’m not in consulting and it’s rubbed me the wrong way for like 3 days. How the fuck are consultants perceived with such prestige compared to developers? Make it make sense

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@realestatejayz

3 months

I think about PPP program a lot because I know so many business owners that took that money when they didn’t need and still have the guts to say single moms on food stamps are freeloaders

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@realestatejayz

4 months

@MMAJunkie He needs to just call it quits. We didn’t get Ferguson v. Khabib and that was a shame. But it is time for him to hang it up.

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@realestatejayz

3 months

If you didn’t tokenize real estate today what are you even doing?

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@realestatejayz

6 months

@tawillionaire @maxfisherRE Nick stick to residential brokerage. You’re really missing the point bubba.

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@realestatejayz

4 months

I can already see this map in pitch deck after pitch deck without any reverence to submarket specifics

Ben Gallant

@benrgallant

4 months

One of my favorite maps.

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@realestatejayz

6 months

@TheoPhysiJ Bro. Initially I thought it was a good offer until I realized I made that coming out of college in PHX working for a family office….in 2018

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@realestatejayz

3 months

I’m going to make a “a day in the life as a development associate” video. It’s just going to be the subs raping me while the equity partners and lenders watch from a far. When the subs are done, the equity partners proceed to yell at me for not doing it well enough.

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@realestatejayz

6 months

Little do yall know is that im downplaying SMG’s job positing because I applied to it.

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@realestatejayz

6 months

@keepthefaithet6 Also you must roll the $5k into deals to pay for the acquisition fees.

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@realestatejayz

6 months

@hitsamty My type of people…but at the same time, hard to pay taxes when you put money into deals that are bound to lose all of the equity……

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@realestatejayz

4 months

You can’t make this shit up

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@realestatejayz

3 months

Why did we ever move away from art deco architecture

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@realestatejayz

6 months

@tawillionaire Nick please tell me you’re talking about residential brokers. I can show you offer letters from JLL showing a base salary of $70k to cap markets analysts.

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@realestatejayz

4 months

Just got my W2 from last year. My immediate thought:

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@realestatejayz

5 months

Imagine being an office broker that doesn’t go into the office

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@realestatejayz

2 months

It’s funny cause in order to achieve my dreams I will have to basically throw 100% of my net worth at a project while signing a personal guarantee that will bankrupt me if this go south and somehow I still want to pursue this career path?

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@realestatejayz

5 months

So I’m touring apts in DT PHX. Funnily enough it is managed the company I work for. The leasing person has been rude, condescending, and rushed the tour. Wait until the regional manager gets a call from me at 8 am on Tuesday

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@realestatejayz

6 months

@kimestep S/o to all of that depreciation that gets recaptured at sale 🤣

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@realestatejayz

4 months

One day I hope to have the shamelessness of a person that inherited a real estate company and pretends like they started out flipping houses in college

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@realestatejayz

3 months

@MaxFisherCRE

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@realestatejayz

4 months

I rather get aids than take life advice from Nick Huber

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@realestatejayz

5 months

@benstreeet Billie > Sydney

Otto Von Biz Markie

@wittgenfine

6 months

Sydney Sweeney and Billie Ellish really brining back the girl with strange sloth like face and huge cans look

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@realestatejayz

4 months

All the small shop brokers are rioting over the big shops and they’re not even part of that ecosystem. Like just let it go. Bob will do great things. JLL/CBRE aren’t going anywhere (sorry Cushman) and the world will move on.

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@realestatejayz

4 months

S/o to @antonia_mdprjct for changing my life after recommending this book. Coming to terms with the finitude and uncertainty of our time on earth, seems to be the key to living a meaningful life.

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@realestatejayz

4 months

LMFAO. What stress do dentists have? “Oh no you have a cavity *stressed* now let me bill your insurance 3x what it really costs and get a fat copay from you.” *not stressed*

Sonali 🦷

@chutneylife

4 months

Dentists are underpaid for the risk and stress they take. Change my mind.

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@realestatejayz

5 months

Dogging on someone because the number of followers they have on Twitter is funny. I’d argue some of the worst accounts on here have the most followers.

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@realestatejayz

3 months

@amyvanwinkle Economic specialization has reduced the human experience into a profit seeking venture with no concern about what truly makes us happy and fulfilled

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@realestatejayz

4 months

Im still so shook about that $20m house in Gilbert. Has that person ever spent July in Phoenix? I rather live in a shack in SD than spend $20m on a house in AZ

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@realestatejayz

4 months

God grant me patience… The biggest brokerage in the country put out a map of supply and they’re missing a bunch of projects that actually broke ground. This is why everyone thinks brokers are over paid.

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@realestatejayz

6 months

The one downside of this app is that it is really hard to make playful banter without some people acting like you insulted their entire family and pissed on their mom’s grave.

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@realestatejayz

4 months

Uber should reset your rating 5 years after graduating college. I should not be judged for the decisions 21 year old me (and my friends) made.

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@realestatejayz

7 months

Guess who gets a promotion at work once ‘24 starts? Me :D

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@realestatejayz

5 months

I hate the words stabilized cap rate. Pls call it stabilized yield on cost.

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@realestatejayz

6 months

Every time I hop on here, I realize I know a lot about CRE but have done nothing with that knowledge to build personal wealth. I’m out here making others millionaires on the back of my labor. SMH

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@realestatejayz

3 months

I need to tweet more about real estate before the #retwit community exiles me

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@realestatejayz

5 months

At this point I seriously believe college/MRED was one of the worst mistakes of my life. I’d be wealthy if I had learned a trade and started a business at 23-24.

Gas Biz Guy

@gas_biz

5 months

All I have is a GED so believe me when I say this. Making friends and busting your ass will take you further than a degree.

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@realestatejayz

4 months

Me missing another generational buying opportunity by not buying Meta and NVIDIA a year ago.

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@realestatejayz

3 months

Me touring the equity partners around

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@realestatejayz

4 months

What happened to Matt G? He always had good takes about RE

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@realestatejayz

7 months

@moseskagan I can only imagine if I had this opportunity. I’d be so proud. Nothing wrong with standing on the shoulders of ppl that came before you and improving upon their accomplishments!

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@realestatejayz

3 months

We are not concerned with supply and demand imbalances 😂😂😂😂😂🤐😭🤐🤐😭😭😭😭

BridgeLenderGuy

@bridgelenderguy

3 months

You've been in business less than 24 months.... sure

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@realestatejayz

6 months

What happened to all the STR owners telling us that owning long term rentals was dumb because they barely cashflowed?

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@realestatejayz

5 months

Not to try to one up ppl on here but I once spent $7001/night to wear a cowboy hat and pretend to be on Yellowstone. That extra dollar is a game changer in terms of getting the best cowboy hats.

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@realestatejayz

3 months

Hello MTV. Welcome to my crib.

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@realestatejayz

5 months

@RobertMSterling Until he’s on a debate stage and is basically insufferable, rude, condescending, and spews conspiracy theories.

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@realestatejayz

5 months

Fees feed your family. Promotes are imaginary.

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@realestatejayz

7 months

I’ve never been so attracted to a garage door.

Antonia

@antonia_mdprjct

7 months

When you’ve planned something for a long time & it works out just right 👌🏼

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@realestatejayz

4 months

Dudes will have 7 screens on their desk just to have outlook and chrome open.

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@realestatejayz

3 months

A drunk upper class Colombian just said the n-word to me while wearing a John Deere hat. If this isn’t globalization idk what is

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@realestatejayz

3 months

I’d take a pay cut to get the fuck out of this city

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@realestatejayz

5 months

City: we don’t have a density limit on that parcel Me: Great. City: we do have a 2 story height limit Me: …….

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@realestatejayz

2 months

Peace out for a bit Twitter. Love you. ✌️

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@realestatejayz

3 months

Imo the best developers are architects that learned finance

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@realestatejayz

7 months

I’m saving part of my bonus this year just to go to this in ‘24. As always, @MRossG199 impresses me.

Moses Kagan

@moseskagan

7 months

Proud to release the next video from @REconveneLA '23, with my man @MRossG199 , CEO of Northland, which owns ~$8bn of real estate. Whole thing is great; last ~3 min probably worth millions to GPs who pay attention. Tix for RC '24 available to the waitlist starting Monday.

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@realestatejayz

5 months

I want a new car but that also involves car payments which makes me an even bigger slave to my job. Help. I need advice.

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@realestatejayz

3 months

You want me to come back to the office? Then let me rip zyns in my underwear while I blast emails out. Is that too much to ask for?

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@realestatejayz

4 months

Time to short all the big brokerage shops since Retwit told me they’ll all be bankrupt in a few years 🤡

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