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does it even matter if babies get switched at the hospital like who cares
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I’m locked out of my dogs Facebook account that i created in 2010 and they won’t let me back in unless I send over a copy of his drivers license
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Im so over fear mongering food takes but this one is really gonna send me over the edge!!! Shut up!!!!!
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White rice is as bad as candy when it comes to heart health: study
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this is a tough one..
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i got an espresso martini at Chilis yesterday ..
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I have no choice but to teach him how to drive
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Very much the energy I bring into dating
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This tik tok is so important to me
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women: endure dozens of microaggressions per day, socialized to be polite, immersed in culture where being sexualized is tied up with self worth, live with real fear of violent retaliation ... dudes: why don’t u just say no a little louder lol it’s easy i luv being loud
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does anyone else have imposter syndrome but for their mental illness? like i’m severely depressed but i often suspect i might be faking it
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My dad said the Bigfoot sightings website he used to like has gone totally commercial "of course"
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I need that stuff Juliet drank that made her seem dead for awhile
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What if u met the love of your life and they were really into baseball
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I think if you have a bad dream you should get the day off work
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There’s an argument about Obama’s birth certificate happening under this tweet
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boy if I could rearrange the alphabet I wouldn't because N is right next to O already
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not my ass enjoying a well deserved vacation ...
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do my tattoos mean anything? yes, they mean I'm cool
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@rhinotary This photo lmao. Godspeed traveler...
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I love it in my burrow
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Oh shit one of my non twitter internet pals did this lol
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@notfolu i’m dying at the last one
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men try so hard to make being rejected by women a Social Issue
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my daily routine
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*batman voice* I'm ovulating
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ur rides here
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3 helpful suggestions thank u google
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tired of people fishing for compliments on here, you know damn well that you're long ..
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Everyone says I'm long Am I long???
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start up founders are like yeah... we say 'fuck' in meetings here 😏 that's a benefit we offer in lieu of medical coverage
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ah nothing brings a smile to my face quite like a man demanding it
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There's a woman who keeps coming up on my tiktok feed showing her "5 to 9 after my 9 to 5" and she goes to Disney world every night
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thoughts?
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screenshot from my sex tape http://t.co/e68c1pY8
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i mean buffy died and rose from the dead twice
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in canada, breaking bad is about a chemistry teacher whose cancer gets treated
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@rhinotary love a handcrafted cocktail
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the jerk store called and they hurt my feelings
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I'm . In tears
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this is a total Jim Halpert face http://t.co/9ex6pE7WXr
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oh yeah this is why life is beautiful http://t.co/tA4ht41TCG
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i’m actually really enjoying my replies today lol
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1977 called it wants its topic of discussion back
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Can you be a feminist and wear lipstick at the same time?
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FYI if this is a thing u experience and like me never knew if it was just u
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i can’t even tell u how awkward it is to take pics after getting engaged. lmao great shots of the ring here
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day in the life of a CEO and billionaire
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IM SCREAMING
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We are doomed as a country if it is this easy to cripple our infrastructure
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@nicebigdog it's a collab with some vanderpump rules cast members lmfao
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Grief should actually be linear ??
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@robofuryman @delmeowster124 you’re missing the jokes friend
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what i like about dogs is how they are not obsessed with climbing the corporate ladder and getting promoted
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Sometimes when I compliment my dogs I add "everyone's saying so!" If it ever comes up in conversation w them please just go with it..
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@Dchandler50 don’t die around around dillon ✍🏻
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I’m watching my carbs. I’m watching them go in my mouth. I’m watching my gummy bears too
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don't talk to me before I've had my coffee *never has coffee*
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My experience visiting the Capitol Hill Autonomous Zone
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Wow some of you are really into "sex"Well I did some research and I don't think it's practical or wise.
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I'm never getting married all men are just cheaters who fake their own death and frame their wives for murder
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ONE STEP CLOSER TO THE HEDGE AND IM ABOUT TO RAKE
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i feel u brother
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Almost quote tweeted something and then I remembered my most sacred responsibility
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the week old jalapeño i forgot in my reusable bag looking up at the trader joe's cashier
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dudes? rock
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wait.. what?
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This is how I'll be spending the holiday weekend
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*bravely* i don't think politicians should be brat
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Stopped relating to this one real quick lmbo
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ay some dude pressed his dick up on me at DJ spinn so I farted
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Max reached the end of his road this morning. I am so lucky I have to had 14 good years with my heart dog, the world's most gentle but tough, pure hearted sweet angel
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i made popcorn on the stove like our ancestors
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women dont want to explain feminism to u bc we're tired.
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I should be allowed to tweet a pic of my boobs without it being a whole thing
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Unfortunately I just heard the phrase "platonic polyamory" and I now have to pass away goodbye
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look at his eyes. he’s lost in the sauce at this point
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“i like to stay informed” -my reply to reggie teasing me for obsessively checking @IvePetThatDog
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My 3 year old just looked at me and said "mom, given the air pressure at those depths it is most likely the submersible imploded"
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fun fact: the 1970s will always be 30 years ago
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I've now been called rupert Murdoch because of this tweet where do I collect my check
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I would stick beside them. At least I can have a cold one and a hot dog at the game
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i did all of these things - every single one - for years. within a month of taking my *mental illness drug* i had my life back. if i hadn’t waited so long (in part due to this kind of irresponsible platitude) i wouldn’t have had to struggle for literal decades
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Age is just a number, blood pressure is just a number, blood alcohol content is just a number, IQ is just a number, sell by date is just a n
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To write pen15 on her arms
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I hope u die at the gym 👼 http://t.co/oU7R7ElWoZ
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@mabluil im not straight but no
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i really enjoyed this tik tok
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tomorrow my angel max has surgery to have a tumor removed 1 like = 1 healing
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the future is emale
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loving on other women helps my own self esteem life hack
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this is where i’m at if anyone is wondering
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"Is Beyonce Really A Feminist?" and other fart noises that oddly resemble a sentence
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announcement: i am now 34
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Dog showing off his bone like he hot shit. Get a job idiott
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i don’t like to body shame but tbh i always thought owls could move their heads 360 degrees, come to find out it’s a mere 270
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ummmm it's not drinking alone I have like 4000 followers
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Do u think there's something I can buy @that will make me truly happy. Maybe in the $25 to $30 range
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