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@KO_Fights_ She deserves that

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@BestFightClip Hat off 😇

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Dream Vs Reality

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With 2 pictures, Define GROWTH

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@freakoutfights Hat off. Award winning slap of the year 2023 🏆 Stylishly burnt some calories 👏

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@FunnyHumanRace Not all heroes wear capes, some are just a driver

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Abbreviations we should know a thread 🪡 1.

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@BestFightClip Animal Abuse turned in to Human abuse 😂

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This is me. Vs What I do

“TUNDE”🦍

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1 year

This is me & This is what I do

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5 months

No gree for anybody Episode 1 😂

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1 year

An Old Farmer writes to his Son who is in Prison: "Dear Son, this year I won't be able to plant Potatoes because I can't dig the field by myself, I know if you are here, you would have helped me". The Son writes back, "Dad don't even think of digging the field because that's

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1 year

Hard guy hard guy, but your name nah Precious.

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3 months

Lágbájá - Did I?

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3 months

What’s that ONE Nigerian love song?

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1 year

Common Abbreviations I bet you didn’t know 🪡 1.

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1 year

My pets are not eating Can anyone tell me what to do

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5 months

If you see it, just say Hi 😂😂😂

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4 months

@FAFO_TV No bad kid, just bad parenting.

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@xquire147 You seff try get grace, Abi dem no Dey make am for una side?

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1 year

As a Man,If you understand this picture you have no problem with women.

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5 months

@Gidi_Traffic With that kind of power, why are they running?

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1 year

Sometimes I am handsome, if you look at me fast fast.

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1 year

To that thief reading this, you have another 12 months to hustle in a legit way make nobody cut my net or break my Burglary for December again Abeg.

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4 months

@JustinUg_ I like how the information was short and simple.

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where I buried all the money I stole." The Police read the letter and the next Day the whole field was dugged up looking for the money but nothing was found. The following Day the Son wrote again, 'Now plant your Potatoes dad, it's the best I can do from here.

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1 year

Ija wa, ija osi always guiding.

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1 year

For real some people are addicted to wearing Ankara and face cap.

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@Gidi_Traffic 1 vs 1 the guy go beat all of them

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I’m not happy to inform y’all, but I don Dey drink garri again 🥲

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1 year

New Year Resolution.

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1 year

Do you know drinking water without eating cause kidney problems? Cause the hunger will swim to your kidney and cut it.

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2 years

Another Monday to remember the street doesn’t send your mental health

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1 year

Meet the Yoruba man from Eruwa, Oyo State. That was featured on Tupac's album ( the rose that grew from concrete) on track 2. Sikiru Adepoju won the Grammy Award for Best Contemporary World Music Album in 2008 for his contribution to the title album of Mickey Hart's Global Drum

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Have you forgiven your Ex or Make God still Punish am?

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AI version of me 🤭

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5 months

What’s wrong with these people 😂

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1 year

If kid’s drawing were real Grab your snack 😂 A thread 🪡 1. This should be a horror contest 😂

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@SkinnyLongman3 @Jermainextreme Is she a joke to you?

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1 year

I’m not rich yet my body is already allergic to Garri 🥹. How am I gonna survive

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1 year

Two clever people can’t fall in love, true love needs one idiot My question is, Who’s the idiot?

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1 year

After listening to a motivational speaker last night, today I decided to open a small supermarket. Please patronize me

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2 years

@sledge_baba She told me “Table turns”, that she can love me today and love another person tomorrow. 😂 Trust me I wasn’t laughing that day I nearly craze Thank God for my mother

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1 year

Not everyone knows the difference between GMAIL AND EMAIL but we’re not ready for the conversation 🌚

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1 year

If all your exes give you 1M each, how much will you have?

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1 year

You no get breakfast you don run go brush your teeth.

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1 year

Why man do man like this? 🥹🤲🏽

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2 years

Tag the Ola 🥺 Nah only my Ola be original I no Dey break hearts

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4 months

Not for sale. Giving this to anyone who has zero reply under their comment 1hr. 14 Pro max 128gb

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1 year

if you're seeing this tweet, advertise what you sell under it, my mutual might be looking for it

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4 months

@drpenking The guy don mean am 😂

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1 year

Things boys want but don't ask for. Long paragraphs. Unexpected hugs. When their girls makes the first move.

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1 year

Babe left me because I was broke, babe didn’t know I have 3 POS machine and my cousin works at Conoil

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5 months

The fight between Ghana and Nigeria has taken a new turn🤣🤣 Too funny!!!

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1 year

I’m not even hiding us.

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1 year

THINGS TO LET GO OF MAY INCLUDE. • controlling everything • making yourself small • unhealthy friendships • constant complaining • overjustifying yourself • clutter • resentment • unexpressed emotions • saying yes to everything • unrealistic expectations

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Hello tweetheart we need your assistance my younger sis wants to do her final practical She’s a caterer She was asked to bake a Cake worth of 60k and that’s gonna be too much for her consumption So she wants to sell it, please I’ll be glad if you can help us with buyer.

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If your transaction go make me talk too much, emi o raye ejo I go commot my hand I no like stress please don’t bother me! Listen to mad 🔥 🔥 EP from your guy Carefree

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Whenever I’m arguing with my Babe Me: when are you leaving? Her: look into my eyes and tell me you want me to go Me: 👇

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1 year

Nothing to show off, but a lot to be thankful for. If you get any of your achievements in easy way, don’t make others feel like they aren’t trying. Remember you once had a bad time before things Be for you Don’t use what you got by Grace to disgrace others.

Shola 👑

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1 year

You’ve successfully wasted 11 months in 2022 again. It’s December and you have nothing to show forth since January, zero achievement, empty bank account, you’re just existing. You really can’t continue like this, you better wake up and do something with your life.

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1 year

Free Mandela!

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If a man is able to get close to your woman He's not the problem. She is. The fact that another man feels so welcomed reflects on how your woman acts behind your back.

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5 months

@TheFightCentral Okay! Yes we know you been hitting the gym

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2 years

If you don't drink or smoke, the universe will send you a short girl to stress you. nobody dies healthy 😂

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1 year

Any online legit business? 🤲🏽

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1 year

Try to pray always, Devil is a wicked woman!

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Throwback to when I can't afford things have now... for the things I still can't afford, y'all gonna be throwback soon...

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1 year

If no be say I don chop full egg before, I for talk say I never chop full chicken for my life thank God for the Shortcut 🤲🏽

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1 year

Why do some ladies give up or become distance with a guy when he struggles financially?

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5 months

@freakoutfights But that escalated too quick. The guys looks like a bully.

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1 year

Alphabetical words of advice that sounds fun but may help. 🪡 A. Avoid negative sources,people,places things, and bad habits B. Believe in yourself C. Consider things from every angle D. Don't give up and Don't give in Don't let a damn thing get you down

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I’ve seen the movie; Dark October But Shay people like this preye exist?

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Bad belle will call it photoshop. congratulations 🥳 @DinhoNga

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True love doesn't care about the look, or the size of your wallet. It is all about what is inside .... the wallet.

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2 years

I open my suya you throwaway your chewing gum

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2 years

It's affix pin not Office pin 😄 It's GT Bank not GTB Bank 😁 Quit notice not quick notice 😃 Add urs,don't spoil the fun

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1 year

Research shows 95.6 percent of women do not like their husbands' female friends. However 99.9 percent of men like their wives' female friends. The conclusion is that men are very nice people

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No one is talking about how broke I am now oh, later if I use all of you to borrow money from North Korea please pay oh Kim Jong-un dey quick vex oh

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English: I’ll queue Ibadan people: In-to English: I'm not queueing Ibadan people: In-to English: He's queueing Ibadan people: In-to English: I’ll arrange it Ibadan people: In-to English: I'm not arranging Ibadan people: In-to English: He's arranging Ibadan people: In-to

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7 months

Take 3. Land, Sea and Air.

👑ℂ𝔸𝔹𝕆

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Driving or Riding thread (don’t air me )

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At this age, I thought I would make it by 18. Look at me now I never chop today 😭

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Do we still have people that wear 1 underwear more than a Day?

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ENGLISH IS THE ONLY LANGUAGE WHERE YOU DRIVE IN PARKWAYS AND PARK IN DRIVEWAYS. IT'S ALSO THE ONLY LANGUAGE WHERE YOU RECITE IN A PLAY AND PLAY IN A RECITAL. THE WORD QUEUE IS JUST A Q FOLLOWED BY FOUR SILENT LETTERS.

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1 year

When your relatives gives you money without telling your parents

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2 years

You Have Two Boyfriends, you’re Deceiving One and the other One Is deceiving you In Bet9ja We Call It " Both Team" To Score

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2 years

Because dem don correct you say nah "I'm" not "am". Precious which one be " I'm I lying?"🙄

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1 year

When will people understand the first M in communication is silent⁉️

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2 years

A good apology has 3 parts: 1:I'm sorry. 2: It's my fault. 3: What can I do to make it right? Most people forget the third part.

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The worst happened, and then it passed. You lost the person you thought you couldn't live without and then you kept living. You lost your job then found another one. You began to realize that "safety" isn't in certainty_ but in faith that you can simply keep going.

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*LTJ'S CAKES "N" MORE* is adding new contacts🥳🥳🥳.*We deal with cake making(birthday,wedding etc),Snacks,Surprise packages and lots more.* Do you want to enjoy yummy cakes and snacks in one place? Then you should get your cakes, small chops, cookies and other snacks from *LTK

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FOR FEW PEOPLE, YOU’RE A LOT.

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2 years

FACTS U DIDN'T KNOW ABOUT TOO MUCH 1. If you speak too much, you will lie. 2. If you think too much, you will be depressed. 3. If you cry too much, you will lose your sight. 4. If you love too much, you will be lost. 5. If you care too much, you will be taken for granted.

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2 years

Where you are today is a starting point, not a defining point.

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1 year

IF HEN HAS TWO LEGS,AND MAN CANNOT GET PREGNANT, THAT MEANS HUMAN CANNOT LEAVE UNDER THE RIVER WHY THEN DO WE HARVEST BEANS AND PLANT GARRI?

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1 year

I know we have Fingerprints and DNA’s but what do we call this?

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2 years

I used to think communication was the key until I realized comprehension is. You can communicate all you want with someone but if they don't understand you, it's silent chaos

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TG Omori. TG Komori