ATTENTION BAJORAN WORKERS
MAJOR ANNOUNCEMENT! My official Gul Dukat Trading Hologram collection is here! These limited edition holos feature amazing ART of my Life & Career! Collect all of your favorite Dukat Trading Holos, just like Marauder Mo figures, but much more exciting.
ATTENTION BAJORAN WORKERS:
I AM AN INNOCENT MAN. THE PICARD ADMINISTRATION IS TOTALLY CORRUPT. THIS IS ELECTION INTERFERENCE & A CONTINUATION OF THE GREATEST PAH-WRAITH HUNT OF ALL TIME. MAKE ALPHA QUADRANT GREAT AGAIN!!!
ATTENTION INDEPENDENT-MINDED VOTERS:
Since the office of Federation President is currently held by a former member of Starfleet, I therefore recommend voting for the Borg in the upcoming Federation Council elections. Shared power curbs the worst excesses of both factions.
ATTENTION BAJORAN WORKERS: Per new Cardassian Disease Control guidelines, please return to ore processing no later than five days after a confirmed positive test for Macro Virus cases. That is all.
ATTENTION BAJORAN WORKERS: The season premiere of Thursday Night Tsunkatse in two days will no longer be available on Bajorflix, and will now only be available on Terok Nor Plus. Thank you.
HOW CAN BAJOR POSSIBLY CHARGE ME, WHO DID NOTHING WRONG, WHEN NO OTHER PREFECTโS WERE CHARGED, WHEN SISKO WONโT BE CHARGED FOR ANYTHING, INCLUDING THE FACT THAT HE HAS 1,850 DATAPADS, MUCH OF IT CLASSIFIED & SOME DATING BACK TO HIS SARATOGA DAYS WHEN EVEN STARFLEET IS SHOCKED.
Attention Bajoran Workers, I was required to escort Ziyal to Risa for a field trip, and will be returning to Terok Nor soon to work on restoring life support to Ore Processing, Promenade & Habitat Ring.
In the past I voted for Federation membership, because they were (mostly) the kindness federation.
But they have become a federation of division & hate, so I can no longer support them and Cardassia will now join the Dominion.
ATTENTION BAJORAN WORKERS: I am declaring our official recognition of Rakantha Province on Bajor, and the Bajoran moon of Derma as independent governments from Bajor. We are deploying Cardassian peace keeping troops to ensure a smoothe transition. Thank you, that is all.
THE BAJORANS WERE BEHIND US BY OVER A CENTURY IN EVERY WAY WHEN WE ARRIVED SO I WAS MADE PREFECT I DIDN'T ASK FOR IT WHAT THEY DON'T TELL YOU IS THE OCCUPATION COULD'VE BEEN SO MUCH WORSE I TRIED TO SAVE LIVES BUT NOT A SINGLE STATUE OF ME ON BAJOR I SHOULD HAVE KILLED THEM ALL
ATTENTION BAJORAN WORKERS
The Cardassian Occupational government will be rebranding Bajor. Bajor will now be known as Q. The rebrand will take effect immediately. That is all.
Captain Benjamin Lafayette Sisko kept data pads with 33 quadrillion bits of documents, much of them classified. How many of them pertained to metagenic, omega molecule, thalaron, USS Discovery, Vreenak? Word is, lots!
THE OBSIDIAN ORDER WAS NOT ALLOWED INTO THE COUNTING BAYS. I WON THE ELECTION, GOT 71 BILLION LEGAL VOTES. BAD THINGS HAPPENED WHICH OUR OBSIDIAN ORDER WAS NOT ALLOWED TO SEE. NEVER HAPPENED BEFORE. BILLIONS OF BEAM-IN BALLOTS WERE TRANSPORTED TO PEOPLE WHO NEVER ASKED FOR THEM!
James Kirk is an old washed up captain, out of touch and out of time. Couldn't even make it one whole mission on Enterprise B (hideous). Now we're supposed to cheer when he takes a short trip back to space. Kirk should've just stayed in the Nexus.
โDeep Space Nineโ just said that it had NO KNOWLEDGE of the RAID on Empok Nor, the break in of Kai Winnโs closets, or the locked cargo bay where unclassified data pads were safely held, which Odo knew of. Does ANYBODY really believe Sisko didnโt know about this? PAH-WRAITH HUNT!
Now, radical left Bajorans, and woke Starfleet officers are trying to cancel Gul Dukat Day on Bajor. DON'T LET THEM! What's next, First Contact Day? Gratitude Day? The Day Of Honor? Captain Picard Day? THEY WON'T STOP!
I've decided to give back to the Alpha Quadrant
All gold pressed latinum sent to my address will be returned doubled. I'm only doing a maximum of 10,000 bars.
Only going on for the next 30 minutes. Enjoy!
ATTENTION BAJORAN WORKERS. The actions of the 3rd Battallion, 1st Order we awakened on Empok Nor & sent to Bajor, are a betrayal of Cardassia. All who prepared the rebellion will suffer punishment. The Central Command & our Dominion allies have been given the necessary orders.
I had such a big fleet in the wormhole late into the battle, only to see the ships miraculously disappear as the Defiant left the Wormhole. Perhaps these warships will return as our legal proceedings move forward!
I am all alone (poor me) on Terok Nor waiting for the Bajorans to come back & make a deal on desperately needed Wormhole Security. At some point the Bajorans not wanting to make a deal will cost Alpha Quadrant more latinum than the Wormhole Field we are all talking about. Crazy!
Nobody in 50 years has been WEAKER on Romulans than Sleepy Jean Luc
#Picard
. He was asleep at the helm. He gave them EVERYTHING they wanted, including rip-off Trade Deals. I am getting it all back!