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45th President of the Federation @realGulDukat @mastodon .social Tribel: @realGulDukat #MakeCardassiaGreatAgain #DS9 #StarTrek

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Joined June 2011
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Gul Dukat
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DO YOU STAND WITH GUL DUKAT? WITH THE ALPHA QUADRANT? #FREEGULDUKAT #FOLLOWGULDUKAT BlueSky: Post: Mastadon: @realGulDukat @mastodon .social Tribel: @realGulDukat
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ATTENTION BAJORAN WORKERS. Going forward, anyone programming recreations of me in the holosuites without authorization will be sent to ore processing.
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March 2020. March 2021.
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I was not booed yesterday on Bajor. It was 90% cheering and maybe 10% booing.
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ATTENTION BAJORAN WORKERS
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We will adopt your baby.
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ATTENTION BAJORAN WORKERS MAJOR ANNOUNCEMENT! My official Gul Dukat Trading Hologram collection is here! These limited edition holos feature amazing ART of my Life & Career! Collect all of your favorite Dukat Trading Holos, just like Marauder Mo figures, but much more exciting.
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ATTENTION BAJORAN WORKERS: I AM AN INNOCENT MAN. THE PICARD ADMINISTRATION IS TOTALLY CORRUPT. THIS IS ELECTION INTERFERENCE & A CONTINUATION OF THE GREATEST PAH-WRAITH HUNT OF ALL TIME. MAKE ALPHA QUADRANT GREAT AGAIN!!!
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1 year
I DID NOT SELL WOLF 359 DEFENCE PLANS TO THE BORG!!!
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2 years
She rests with the Prophets now.
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2 years
ATTENTION INDEPENDENT-MINDED VOTERS: Since the office of Federation President is currently held by a former member of Starfleet, I therefore recommend voting for the Borg in the upcoming Federation Council elections. Shared power curbs the worst excesses of both factions.
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You will be celebrated within the Hall of Heroes.
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I never told anybody but Kai Opaka made me Emissary in private.
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2 years
ATTENTION BAJORAN WORKERS: Per new Cardassian Disease Control guidelines, please return to ore processing no later than five days after a confirmed positive test for Macro Virus cases. That is all.
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4 years
Going welI, I think! Thank you to all. LOVE!!!
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3 years
To all of those who have asked, I will not be going to the Inauguration on Deep Space Nine.
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ATTENTION BAJORAN WORKERS: Cardassia is rebranding and will now be known as The Dominion. Thank you.
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ATTENTION BAJORAN WORKERS: The season premiere of Thursday Night Tsunkatse in two days will no longer be available on Bajorflix, and will now only be available on Terok Nor Plus. Thank you.
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HOW CAN BAJOR POSSIBLY CHARGE ME, WHO DID NOTHING WRONG, WHEN NO OTHER PREFECTโ€™S WERE CHARGED, WHEN SISKO WONโ€™T BE CHARGED FOR ANYTHING, INCLUDING THE FACT THAT HE HAS 1,850 DATAPADS, MUCH OF IT CLASSIFIED & SOME DATING BACK TO HIS SARATOGA DAYS WHEN EVEN STARFLEET IS SHOCKED.
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Let me run Twitter?
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KEIKO IS BRAINWASHING CHILDREN WITH CRITICAL SPECIES THEORY! CREATES NOTHING BUT DIVISION BETWEEN BAJORANS AND CARDASSIANS! MUST BE STOPPED NOW!
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4 years
FEELING GREAT!
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Attention Bajoran Workers, I was required to escort Ziyal to Risa for a field trip, and will be returning to Terok Nor soon to work on restoring life support to Ore Processing, Promenade & Habitat Ring.
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Twitter currently:
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Rigged timeline. I really won #Picard
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My pronouns are Occupy/Bajor
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GOWRON DOESN'T HAVE THE VOTES!
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In the past I voted for Federation membership, because they were (mostly) the kindness federation. But they have become a federation of division & hate, so I can no longer support them and Cardassia will now join the Dominion.
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STARFLEET WANTS TO TAKE AWAY YOUR QUANTUM SINGULARITY POWERED OVENS!
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ATTENTION BAJORAN WORKERS: I am declaring our official recognition of Rakantha Province on Bajor, and the Bajoran moon of Derma as independent governments from Bajor. We are deploying Cardassian peace keeping troops to ensure a smoothe transition. Thank you, that is all.
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I've been taking ketracel white
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Just regular tourists visiting Deep Space Nine
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THE BAJORANS WERE BEHIND US BY OVER A CENTURY IN EVERY WAY WHEN WE ARRIVED SO I WAS MADE PREFECT I DIDN'T ASK FOR IT WHAT THEY DON'T TELL YOU IS THE OCCUPATION COULD'VE BEEN SO MUCH WORSE I TRIED TO SAVE LIVES BUT NOT A SINGLE STATUE OF ME ON BAJOR I SHOULD HAVE KILLED THEM ALL
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10 months
IF YOU GO AFTER ME, Iโ€™M COMING AFTER YOU!
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ATTENTION BAJORAN WORKERS The Cardassian Occupational government will be rebranding Bajor. Bajor will now be known as Q. The rebrand will take effect immediately. That is all.
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Captain Benjamin Lafayette Sisko kept data pads with 33 quadrillion bits of documents, much of them classified. How many of them pertained to metagenic, omega molecule, thalaron, USS Discovery, Vreenak? Word is, lots!
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FIVE LIGHTS. VOTE!
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THE OBSIDIAN ORDER WAS NOT ALLOWED INTO THE COUNTING BAYS. I WON THE ELECTION, GOT 71 BILLION LEGAL VOTES. BAD THINGS HAPPENED WHICH OUR OBSIDIAN ORDER WAS NOT ALLOWED TO SEE. NEVER HAPPENED BEFORE. BILLIONS OF BEAM-IN BALLOTS WERE TRANSPORTED TO PEOPLE WHO NEVER ASKED FOR THEM!
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Radical Left Socialist Rom would be a disaster for Ferengi Alliance if elected Grand Nagus. HE WILL DESTROY YOUR WAY OF LIFE!
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Picard was a hero because he was assimilated. I like people who weren't assimilated.
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Sorry. Not beautiful. And no amount of authoritarian tolerance is going to change that.
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James Kirk is an old washed up captain, out of touch and out of time. Couldn't even make it one whole mission on Enterprise B (hideous). Now we're supposed to cheer when he takes a short trip back to space. Kirk should've just stayed in the Nexus.
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Keiko O'Brien's school must reopen in the Fall!
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Was I wrong?
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General #Picard 's Eradication Day Speech was a pathetic display by a doddering old man. Worst in Confederation History.
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Ready for my defense! I've hired all the best people
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Welcome to the New Year!
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6 years
If anyone is looking for a good tailor, I would strongly suggest that you donโ€™t retain the services of Elim Garak!
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ATTENTION BAJORAN WORKERS A 'yes' vote is required. Otherwise we will be forced to flood Ore Processing with therazine gas. That is all
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Should I step down as head of Twitter? I will abide by the results of this poll.
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I WON THIS ELECTION, BY A LOT!
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ATTENTION BAJORAN WORKERS Biofilters during transport will now only be available for Dukat Patriot subscribers
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โ€œDeep Space Nineโ€ just said that it had NO KNOWLEDGE of the RAID on Empok Nor, the break in of Kai Winnโ€™s closets, or the locked cargo bay where unclassified data pads were safely held, which Odo knew of. Does ANYBODY really believe Sisko didnโ€™t know about this? PAH-WRAITH HUNT!
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Now, radical left Bajorans, and woke Starfleet officers are trying to cancel Gul Dukat Day on Bajor. DON'T LET THEM! What's next, First Contact Day? Gratitude Day? The Day Of Honor? Captain Picard Day? THEY WON'T STOP!
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Nobody has done more for the Bajorans than Gul Dukat. Except for maybe the Prophets, nobody has done more than me.
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I've decided to give back to the Alpha Quadrant All gold pressed latinum sent to my address will be returned doubled. I'm only doing a maximum of 10,000 bars. Only going on for the next 30 minutes. Enjoy!
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I just announced Bajor is OPEN 100%. EVERYTHING. I also ended the planetwide mask mandate and lifted all Macro Virus restrictions. Thank you.
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I was deputized by Emperor Georgiou as an honorary agent of Section 31, actually.
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ATTENTION BAJORAN WORKERS. This was all just a little misunderstanding, we're all friends again. Please return to ore processing
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ATTENTION BAJORAN WORKERS. The actions of the 3rd Battallion, 1st Order we awakened on Empok Nor & sent to Bajor, are a betrayal of Cardassia. All who prepared the rebellion will suffer punishment. The Central Command & our Dominion allies have been given the necessary orders.
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I expect to be reinstated as Prefect of Bajor in August
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3 years
You will join Kahless in Sto'Vo'Kor
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Happy Father's Day to me. I was the GREATEST father in all of the Alpha Quadrant!
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So Kirk's Bird of Prey is at the Starfleet museum, but not mine?! Just another WOKE Starfleet double standard.
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Deep Space Nine if it came out in 2007
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I had such a big fleet in the wormhole late into the battle, only to see the ships miraculously disappear as the Defiant left the Wormhole. Perhaps these warships will return as our legal proceedings move forward!
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I am all alone (poor me) on Terok Nor waiting for the Bajorans to come back & make a deal on desperately needed Wormhole Security. At some point the Bajorans not wanting to make a deal will cost Alpha Quadrant more latinum than the Wormhole Field we are all talking about. Crazy!
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Should I step down as Prefect of Bajor? I will abide by the results of this poll.
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40 TRILLION FOLLOWERS, WOW! OUR MOVEMEMT CONTINUES TO GROW! MAKE ALPHA QUADRANT GREAT AGAIN!
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I WON THE ELECTION!
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Welcome to the New Year!
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ATTENTION BAJORAN WORKERS #TwitterHQ #RIPTwitter
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Nobody in 50 years has been WEAKER on Romulans than Sleepy Jean Luc #Picard . He was asleep at the helm. He gave them EVERYTHING they wanted, including rip-off Trade Deals. I am getting it all back!
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