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Kampala, Uganda Mathew 7:7
Joined June 2021
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3 years
Bluetooth device has connected successfully... 😂u gerit
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3 years
Unfortunately your account balance is too low to complete this call
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3 years
What do you know about relationships that start in trees?
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3 years
The remains of the Titanic... Found in jinja... 😂😂Nile
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3 years
A sexy teacher entered a class room of 20 boys and.. 40 of them stood up to greet her. You Gerrit?
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3 years
That's why I left dating girls from masaka..
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3 years
Fresher : But where is the fork 🍴 you are going to use to eat.. Fourth year: ..👇👇😂
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3 years
In 1900s , you would chew every girl with this...
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2 years
Some times while bathing I look at my d**k and ask my self why didn't my father call me, " Dickson Munene" 👊😂coz Ehh 🙌🙌👍
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3 years
My mother is asking me why am attending all the maths lessons..not missing any.. (mugambekyi??) 😂
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3 years
Only boys will gerit... 😂😂kusimbula times..
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3 years
What do you know about girls with such legs??
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3 years
Some habits are hard to forget.. 😂if you gerit ..
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2 years
Yesterday I was calling my girl friend and she forgot to hangup and I heard her saying to a another guy, "Sorry Dia, that was my boda guy"😭😭 😂😒
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2 years
How girls at campus try to deceive God.. "Lord, if I see my periods I will never have sex again"
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2 years
User 246 has been eliminated. 👇😂 u gerit. 👇
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10 months
Which one is your favourite sound?
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2 years
Me: The day we meet am going to kiss you,touch you and make love to you until you cum. Her: I can't wait to give you all styles. The day we meet: 😭😭👇👇
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3 years
There is always that one girl during class...
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2 years
Yesterday I got 200 million salary.. Moved wth my parents to UK.. Then I woke up after a mosquito bite 😢
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2 years
Her: hurry up before I change my mind.. Him in the next 0•04 seconds👇😂
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3 years
The amount of English that comes with this kind of hairstyle hits differently if you came to vibe her 😂😂😂
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2 years
No body : NBS lawyer tomorrow going to defend Mc Casmir
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3 years
When sending money and you mistake one digit and it goes to the wrong person... 😂😂
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2 years
*New Beautiful girl girl enters church Key board player in born again church:👇👇👇😂
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3 years
That moment when you enter the interview room and your English whispers to you "you will find me outside"😂😂
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10 months
Which place makes you hold your phone like this? Me: Katwe😂🙌
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3 years
we used to do this when we were kids not knowing it was training for a next life 😂😂😂gerit
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3 years
When you sit separete from the person who is supposed... to pay your taxi fare ....
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2 years
The landlord told me I want to see you" and I sent him my pics .now he has thrown my things outside 😭🙄
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3 years
Your underwear watching you buy a new IPhone.. 😂😂
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3 years
Airplane ✈ mode activated.. No calls please..
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2 years
Being ugly is the worst feeling ever, Some cute girl made a silent fart today in a discussion and I was the only suspect 😭😭😭
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3 years
Guys with big dicks don't know how to spoke English..Did you knew this
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3 years
You ask her why she is blue ticking you and she blueticks you again.. 😂😂
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2 years
Lecturer: Don't study chapter 4, it won't come in the exam.. Chapter 4: "😭👇😂in the exam "
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2 years
Some times you gat to take a quick Break from your hustle 😂😂
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You arguing with degree holders and celebrities on social media..
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3 years
Me when I serve meat: Dad: 🍖 🍖 🍖 Mum: 🍖 🍖 Lil bro: 🍖 Me:2 🍖 🍖(under the rice) 3🍖 🍖🍖 (inside Matooke)and 🍖 1 on the plate
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3 years
"first date" 1989 vs. 2021
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3 years
Take it easy, this is my first time.. Also her 👇 👇
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3 years
White girls: he dumped me 😢 😢 Ugandan girls: new me,new life, iron lady, team Jesus 🙏🙏😂
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3 years
Men when searching for their soul mates ..😂😂hope you gerit
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Ugandan campus girls.. First year. VS. Third year
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It's only in Uganda where you can buy a blue jean and after washing it. You can use the water to paint two bedrooms.. 😂
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2 years
The pain of swimming and a crocodile accidentally enters your eye 😭 It has happened to me thrice 🏃 🏃 😂
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Imagine dating someone who is always horny, what a blessing from the devil 😂🚮
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2 years
Today me and my friends went to meet our girlfriends.. Am the one in the blue shirt 😭😭😭😭😂
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