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Imran Khan wrote a piece for telegraph criticising army after spending one year in jail. Nawaz Sharif's greatest struggle was sneaking out to get McDonald's in UK without Shayan getting a hint.

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i hate it when women give you homework during a talking stage... "please read this book". paanch sau saffe hein iske, baji. me single hi theek hu

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People who think Maryam Nawaz gets so much hate because of misogyny most likely also believe that people criticise Israel's crimes because of anti-semitism

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Pakistani progressive thinkers condemning religious extremists and congratulating Capt. Safdar's wife for becoming CM in the same breath today

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Men need to stop complaining about how financially straining relationships are in mid twenties. Meri apni bandi mujhe petrol dalwa k deti thi. Just find the right mama.

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@rantspakistani

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“men don’t put in any effort” bc mene pyar me aisi aisi neech harqatein ki hein k yaad kr khud hi afsos hota he stfu

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@rantspakistani

3 months

People still expect Malala to do sensible things after she got married to a LUMS grad. She is not at fault, you are.

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@rantspakistani

17 days

Alright, it's time to bring back story threads. Who wants to hear a story about how I lost a friend because I fell in love?

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@rantspakistani

2 months

why is the common denominator between all religions just pedophilia

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@rantspakistani

3 months

I’m ready to bet money that it’s personal for her. She most likely has a loved one who switched gender or is homosexual and she has been unable to digest it

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@rantspakistani

3 months

meanwhile in pakistan

Sidhant Sibal

@sidhant

3 months

Indian IT minister Ashwini Vaishnaw announces cabinet approval of India's first semiconductor fab plant by Tata Group and Taiwan's PSMC in Gujarat's Dholera spl industrial region.

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3 months

Did this even make it to any mainstream new channels or are we still celebrating that one time a police officer actually protected a citizen from a mob?

PressSectionSAA

@PressSectionSAA

3 months

Another innocent Ahmadi succumbs to the extremism as today the Local President of the Ahmadiyya Community Tahir Iqbal of Chak 84 Hasilpur, Bahawlpur was shot twice and he died on the spot. He had no issues with anyone and was on his normal morning walk when all of this occurred.

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3 months

someone tell this hijab guy that he's invited to lums just because he speaks in white man's accent warna chutiyape ki baateing karne wale tou yahan bhi kam nahi

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@rantspakistani

2 months

how do i politely tell someone that i do not want to hangout because i don’t want to catch feelings?

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@rantspakistani

3 months

ASP Shehrbano is indeed very brave. People commenting on twitter undermining what she did have clearly never faced a mob. Gotay halak me aa jate hein beta

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@rantspakistani

3 months

People criticise TLP as if baki sunnio ka bada koi sahi dimagh he

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@rantspakistani

3 months

Punjabis feel so emotional about not being able to speak their own language because they stopped speaking and learning it themselves. bc apne oppressors bhi ye log khud hi hein

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@rantspakistani

24 days

this is how toxic relationships start. no boundaries, no respect for each other's time, overly available because horny

Synexdoche

@amor_fatti

26 days

— Alice Oseman

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@rantspakistani

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my relationship history

Nefertiti

@stancadite_

1 month

Tag yourself, I am bepardah aurat.

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@rantspakistani

11 days

me, three weeks into a new job after describing myself as highly enthusiastic:

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@rantspakistani

3 months

Would love to watch a female chief of army staff overthrow your government soon 😍😍

Maryam Nawaz Sharif

@MaryamNSharif

3 months

So so proud of these female traffic pilots leading me to the women’s day ceremony. Shabash 🙌👏

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1 month

explain to dad what’s Spotify when he asked me how I play music in the car. He said “puri dunya de gaande ne te tu ay bakwas layi ay? Fite munh”

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@rantspakistani

12 days

nobody hates immigrants quite like immigrants from the exact same background

Rishi Sunak

@RishiSunak

12 days

We’ve taken action to reduce migration. Student dependant applications are now down by 80%.

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@rantspakistani

3 months

“how can you lose your old account???” bc logo k dilon me backup he

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@rantspakistani

3 months

"General saab, amreeki fauji ne falasteen k liye khud ko aag laga li he. hum bhi aap ko aag laga dein?"

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@rantspakistani

3 months

so I didn't really know what kinda person he turned into. After hanging out with him few times I found out that he supports TLP and death penalty for blasphemers. So I've feeding him bacon every chance I get. He has devoured at least 3 pigs in few months by now.

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@rantspakistani

1 month

Why are people who spent their entire careers trying to please white academics criticising Malala? At least usko pese ziada milte hein. Tum logo ne saula sau dollar per month k liye jo neech harqatein ki hein wo tum hi jaante ho

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24 days

This is just a fact. Doesn't mean that IK wasn't a narcissist and an awful prime minister. He used religion for his politics all the time and kinda deserves what's happening now.

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@rantspakistani

2 months

this guy discovered the breakup market like a decade ago and never looked back

Mufti Menk

@muftimenk

2 months

Stop revisiting your past. It’s over. Let it go. The Almighty has paved a way for you to move on.,Don’t be so engrossed with what was & what has been that you forget to acknowledge His Blessing for what is & what’s to come. Read the signs and make that change to your life.

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@rantspakistani

3 months

no one: the aunty with a cheating husband at weddings:

Hina Parvez Butt

@hinaparvezbutt

3 months

آج اس سے خوبصورت ویڈیو میں نے نہیں دیکھی۔۔❤️

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3 months

Lots of love and sympathies for people who will fast entire month but still end up in hell because they’re from the wrong sect

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@rantspakistani

3 months

Desi ex-muslims are some of the most vile, resentful creatures you'll ever come across. I'm saying this based on personal experience. Few months ago an acquaintance from high school days moved to Germany and in the same city. I haven't spoken to him in 15 years...

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@rantspakistani

2 months

"Shuker he medical college me fail ho gyi warna roz tere jeson ki shakal dekhti"

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@rantspakistani

3 months

Maryam Nawaz became Chief Minister and started acting like a white vlogger going through slums

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1 month

Aik humare surkhay professor hein jinko students seduce karne se time nahi milta warna buhat protest karte

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@rantspakistani

17 days

@bigbrownenergy there is no book or woman i just woke up in a mood

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@rantspakistani

1 month

men in love are so wholesome

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@chaiaurcake

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no fkn way

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@rantspakistani

3 months

Maryam Nawaz is so vile, arrogant, pretentious and incompetent. To be fair, that makes her the most appropriate leader for Punjabis.

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@rantspakistani

3 months

this woman whose tinder bio said "no racism, sexism and homophobia" unmatched me after i told her im from pakistan??? smh

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@rantspakistani

3 months

Imagine paying $9 million to someone to steal all your thunder at your own wedding. Ameer loog bhi kitne chutiye hote hein

Daily Loud

@DailyLoud

3 months

Rihanna was allegedly paid $9 million to perform at the richest man in India wedding, Mukesh Ambani.

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omg iran might attack israel and start a full blown WW3

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@rantspakistani

3 months

I sat with my grief long enough until she told me her real name was horny

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fauj looking at nawaz sharif every 3-4 years

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@rantspakistani

2 months

all single people in mid 30s are in a collective relationship with each other. send your eid pics to each other

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@rantspakistani

3 months

Nobody ever blames Shoib Malik's marriage for his poor performance like they do for Haris and Shaheen because everyone knows ye pehle se hi farigh player he

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@rantspakistani

3 months

Nawaz Sharif is back in the assembly and it is a huge win for him but he still looks depressed because he is a visionary. Isko visions aa rahe hein k 3 saal me phir zaleel ho k nikalna he yahan se, phr wohi jali platelets ki raseedein, phr Shayan peecha kare ga

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unintentional criminal post

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@rantspakistani

3 months

early signs of ramzan in pakistan

PressSectionSAA

@PressSectionSAA

3 months

Another innocent Ahmadi succumbs to the extremism as today the Local President of the Ahmadiyya Community Tahir Iqbal of Chak 84 Hasilpur, Bahawlpur was shot twice and he died on the spot. He had no issues with anyone and was on his normal morning walk when all of this occurred.

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posts from 2015

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@rantspakistani

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AI can massively increase your productivity but it's still nowhere near coke

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@rantspakistani

3 months

50 followers... so this is what social media poverty feels like

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@rantspakistani

1 month

Another day and Malala has not solved all the wars in the world. What a fall from grace.

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@rantspakistani

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Deep inside every police is punjab police

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@rantspakistani

3 months

uncanny resemblance to his grandfather <3

Nadir Baloch

@BalochNadir5

3 months

انتہائی اہم ملاقات

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@rantspakistani

3 months

Maryam Nawaz looks so motivated to make big changes but we know she'll give into the temptation and spend the budget on a louis vuitton bag

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@rantspakistani

3 months

Everyday maulvis instigate violence against ahmedis openly and no one dares to stop them. Everyone in power has absolutely no intention to protect them. We're thrown to these dogs and there is no hope.

Bilal Farooqi

@bilalfqi

3 months

Despicable act! Today, around 15 to 20 men demolished the minar of an #Ahmadiyya 'worship place' in Block No 14 of Dastgir Society, Karachi. Two cops deployed outside were held hostage and the men started destroying the place using hammers. Report & video via @IamAmirMahmood

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3 months

My favourite stage of Pakistani political meltdown is when one side accuses the other of being pro-qadiyani and the other side does something extremely evil to prove they hate ahmedis. It's just so familiar.

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@rantspakistani

2 months

why do couples even try to give an impression that their marriage/relationship is going great. drop the act, we all know

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@rantspakistani

25 days

they had trade relationship??

The Spectator Index

@spectatorindex

25 days

BREAKING: Turkey suspends trade with Israel

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@rantspakistani

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You can literally find my men in qts who're begging for homework. Stop complaining. Also some of you explaining how you spent hours watching/reading something because your crush mentioned it, you sound like a ka-ka-ka-kiran type lover. Get well soon.

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@rantspakistani

3 months

Modi is not the most cringe leader in the world anymore thanks to maryam nawaz

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@rantspakistani

28 days

you guys really started discourse over a sentence that’s probably not even true?? like… im also unemployed but not this unemployed

A girl with a steth🩺

@Sajina001

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Because the population of women is more than men and the first wife doesn't allow men to marry another needy, orphan, divorced or widow to support, for having Allah's rewards. And if she allows afterwards she makes the life of a second wife and her own husband like hell by

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Sari ghalti King Edward Medical College k professors ki he jo Maryam Nawaz ko fail kr dete the. Aaj aik incompetent doctor hoti, max 100-200 mareez maar dene the lekin ye din na dekhna parta

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@rantspakistani

3 months

for every false blasphemy accusation, someone (me), somewhere (twitter), is going to commit real blasphemy

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@rantspakistani

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the problem with making your own life choices is that when shit doesn’t workout, all you’ve got is literally just drugs

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@rantspakistani

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irls should know that this account has nothing to do with my real life im just a attention hoe on the internet

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@rantspakistani

1 month

jordan wo sardial neighbor he jiski chatt pe ball chali jaye wapis nahi karta

The Spectator Index

@spectatorindex

1 month

BREAKING: Jordan says it is ready to shoot down any drones that violate its airspace

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we need kiss camera in PSL

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"Maulvi k tattay jahan milein foran mu me dal lo, kahin iqtadar na chala jaye" -Shaheed Zulfiqar Ali Bhutto

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It's truly heartbreaking 2 watch TLP make a mockery of a beautiful religion. Do u think prophet Muhammad (S.A.W) would have punished a woman even if she was wearing kurta with quranic verses printed? Looking at the man's track record, he would have probably proposed her by now

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@rantspakistani

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Bat bhi apna, ball bhi apni, stadium bhi apna, crowd bhi apna, rules bhi apne, pitch bhi apni marzi ki, phr bhi koi kese haar sakta he. Pakistani establishment and Indian cricket team have so much in common.

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@rantspakistani

2 months

humein do din chahiye thora lotion chahiye, thori mombatian, thoray gao takiye

🇵🇸

@lifelikeface

2 months

What song feels like this?

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@rantspakistani

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she could be explaining why she committed murder and he be like i get you

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@rantspakistani

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took them 5 business days to retaliate. ye bc world war k beech me procrastination kr rahe hein

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@rantspakistani

3 months

it is so nice to lose your twitter account because when you make a new one, you come across these mutuals you had completely forgotten about and it's like meeting an old friend. omg you still exist??? loser!

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@rantspakistani

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The last thing our country needs is twitter addicts running ministries... tum sab pagal ho?

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load it

Benny Johnson

@bennyjohnson

1 month

🚨 BREAKING 🚨 The Israeli Governments "Doomsday plane" has taken off and is the only plane leaving Israel. Potentially carrying Netanyahu and cabinet. This is very bad.

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@rantspakistani

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Romance is like rizq. It tastes better when you steal from someone else

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none of them could afford to be jefferey epstein’s client so they got caught

RadioGenoa

@RadioGenoa

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Known child abusers in UK. What do you notice?

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Ramzan Mubarak to everyone. Please do not forget to be kind to the less fortunate (pti supporters), the needy (bhuttos and sharifs) and even those who we normally wish death upon (the army)

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If you followed news from Pakistan during this blessed month of ramazan, you must have a strong realisation that majority of the country offered eid prayer most probably lead by a pedophile. Anyway, Eid Mubarak!

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the one who cheats simply has more love to give and needs an outlet

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How is ChatGPT 4o useful if like you don’t wanna do anything at all and just chill?

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bc drone attack he ya PIA ki flight he

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Me: "Well she is a German leftist type so I'll go to Jihad even from Israel side, you know. This woman has be ready to kill childr-" In my defence, I was really drunk. She hanged up and blocked me. I haven't heard from her in four months.

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I promised myself i will not post about relationships because I’m really out of that whole thing but low engagement phase can stir some desperation

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The only thing that hurts more than watching your parents getting sick in old age is having to pay for their treatment

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face reveal @ 200 followers

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6 years ago imran khan asked atif mian to resign from economic advisory council because he wanted to save his government. funny.

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"sir, logo ki aik aadi ex galiyan deti he, humein pura x galiyan nikal raha he" asim munir: "block kr do"

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ASP Shahrbano: *marne deti us aurat ko kam az kam is laanti k sath na bethna parta*

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So right wingers hated Malala because they thought she’s a tool for the west and YOU hate her because she’s producing a broadway show??? And you still believe you’re more sensible???

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"third world war will kill you" "pandemic will kill you" "AI will kill you" none of this shit is going to kill us. about time we take things in our hands

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I predicted on my last twt account that pak liberals will eventually hate Malala goddammit I need to retweet that shit

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@rantspakistani

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that “someone” is your tax consultant

Tanya Junghans

@tanyajunghans

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Guys. You can genuinely not believe in marriage until you meet someone who changes that view and suddenly you want to get married. It’s quite a common phenomenon.

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ishq mein uljanhein pehli hi kam na thi aur uske boyfriend ne mera text parh liya

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how patriarchs sleep in pakistan after finding out that women empowerment just means maryam nawaz is the chief minister

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All the pro israel accounts are acting like this is the most horrifying incident of the century. Literally no one died. Everyone knew you have weapons to shoot down the drones.

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@rantspakistani

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gen z did not leave religion they just started praying horny

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@rantspakistani

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When India gets worried about their exploding population, they come up with ideas like mass murder and citizenship amendment act. Koi condom contraception ka btao in chutiyo ko

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