Freshman year my roommate went through a week long phase of only calling me 0028008868 bc he thought he could assert dominance by only using my student ID number
Slow day in the office today. Had been wondering about this, finally looked it up. Edey outscores the other seven 7β3β+ players in the country combined.
Four guys, all 7β4β or taller. Only one is the NPOY on the
#1
team in the country. Surely if he was just tall, heβd be locked in a tight race with these other guys, no?
Why did Purdue take more free throws π‘π‘π‘π‘ Alabama took mostly 3βs and Purdue hammered the post and the free throw difference was crazy, I simply cannot understand it! I get paid a ton of money to talk sports and I have drywall for brains!!
Was thinking about Purdue/Bama and how Zach Edey was refereed- so decided to look it up:
In Purdue's 4 biggest games this year: Gonzaga, Tenn, Marquette + Bama - Purdue is +44 in FT margin.
Easy to beat the best teams on your schedule - when you're averaging 11 more FT's a game
Asking all of these Purdue fans on twitter to stop giving Tennessee fans the time of day. Weβre on to Phoenix for NC State and theyβre on to their annual family trips to Pigeon Forge. Let them be angry in peace. Nobody should care if they donβt like us or our guys.
Last night half of the basketball team showed up to the party when I was working door. They were listing off the people they knew to get in like they aren't the
#3
team in the country right now
Dad was telling me the new bank policy is to clean & wipe down a room after a customer has been in it. So heβs been meeting customers in the parking lot and signing bank papers on the hood of his truck while heβs smoking cigarettes so he doesnβt have to clean his office.
Want it on the record that I am taking the exact opposite stance on this. Back the truck up. Pay whoever. I donβt care. I want to win way more than I want to pocket watch our donors. Nobody cares about the moral high ground on a 4 win team.
I applaud Purdue for not backing up the Brinkβs truck for some of these athletes who have absolutely no loyalty to their school & are strictly looking out to make the biggest buck they can. Giving a HS QB a million + when he has never taken a snap in college is a complete joke β¦
Last week at Harryβs my mom started talking to a chick and then yelled across the bar βHey Sam sheβs got a cute butt you should talk to herβ so anyways I have new wingman
I rode my bike across the country this summer with no issues. I rode my bike for the first time since I finished today and got hit by a car within a half mile so that was rad
It was raining when I was leaving class so I put an open question to everyone in my classβanybody wanna drive me home. An Asian kid named Wei said sure. Met him, hopped in his car & he had a dash cam. I asked if heβd seen anything cool & he told me βonly crime scenes.. of my ownβ
Woke up this morning with a random dude sleeping on our couch. Woke him up and asked who he was and he said βIβm trying to figure that outβ and walked out the door, never to be seen again
Just stopped at a Louisiana gas station. Only one gas pump. Dirt parking lot. Went inside to pay and the cashier was smoking behind the counter. Tried to use the restroom, she told me it was closed but I could pee in the parking lot. I did.
I donβt get into it with reply guys on twitter but I canβt stand the βheβs just tallβ stuff. How many guys have been that tall and been mediocre at even mid-major teams. What Edey is doing on a top 5 team is incredibly impressive.
Invited the pizza guy in for a drink last night and he actually agreed.
He mentioned he was learning German fluently because his familyβs bloodline is getting too impure and heβll only have a German wife.
Probably wonβt be inviting the pizza guys in for a drink in the future.
What's it like being a junior and all of your friends are 21?? I've worn pajama shorts to 3 functions this week because I'm too old to be there anyways
Haha youβre so quirky I love it!! If itβs not a triple hop small batch IPA brewed by a blind lumberjack in the Pacific Northwest I donβt want it!! Seltzerβs suck!! Haha!!
One time me and my dad were hanging out around the pool and heard what we thought was our neighborβs kids outside playing and yelling. Actually my grandma had fallen down the stairs inside the house and was yelling for help. Kinda had to get that off my chest.
Grandma told me this morning about how sheβs waiting for a new microwave. Broke her old one by putting a full bottle of gorilla glue in there in an attempt to loosen the stuck cap. Exploded. Ruined her microwave. Canβt get over it.
Like 5 years ago at a Colts game the half time show was little monkeys dressed like cowboys riding border collies that were herding goats and I've been thinking about it ever since
It's wild seeing my friends graduating. A few weeks ago they were stumbling around a frat house basement at 2am and a few weeks from now they'll be in a dress shirt at 7am on their way to work
Yeah I spent part of my day figuring out how to get my Alexa to play the boys are back in town when I say βyo, you know what to do,β but who are you to say it was a waste
My aunt tries to set me up with a new chick each Christmas, didn't have the heart to tell her that I've watched my roommate take home this year's chick on a Saturday morning
I love college and everything but I'm super looking forward to having my own house so that I can put an unreasonable amount time and effort into making my lawn look amazing
One of my favorite memories is when someone tried to rope me into what may be the most obvious pyramid scheme ever. βitβs this marketing game called pyramid...β
You went to one Purdue basketball game and left at halftime because you wanted another strawberita, chill out about how much you love march madness and how your bracket is trash