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Quil Darling

@quildarling

3 years

I post on Twitter so my friends have something to look at and say “Jesus Christ, dude”

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Quil Darling

@quildarling

4 years

That’s a CANDLE. There is video of the event. Not only was it not thrown at you, it was knocked over at a shrine to Breonna Taylor. You’re so embarrassing

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@SeattlePD

4 years

At about 7:30 p.m. demonstrators outside the East Precinct began moving barricades at 11th and Pine despite multiple requests from police to stop. Individuals began throwing rocks/bottles/and explosives at officers. Several officers injured due to improvised explosives.

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Quil Darling

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3 years

So, I just started Squid Game

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4 years

you’re so fuckin precious when you ⚖️♿️🗽 🗳vote🩺 🏳️‍🌈✊🏿🇺🇸

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Quil Darling

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4 years

Absolutely LIVING for this dude who thinks he’s owning me by telling me that I’m a man, when that is actually a very nice, gender-affirming thing that I never get to hear

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Quil Darling

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3 years

@kath_witha_k For anyone interested:

Cold case investigators say they've finally identified the Zodiac Killer

A team of cold case investigators say they have finally identified the Zodiac Killer, one of America's most prolific serial murderers who terrorized San Francisco in the late 1960s.

www.fox13now.com

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Quil Darling

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5 years

“I think Hydroflask should make a spray bottle because it would go’sksksksk’” - Joan

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Quil Darling

@quildarling

5 years

Just bought these cool glass heads and Alex is NOT a fan

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Quil Darling

@quildarling

4 years

It’s Mental Illness Awareness Week and boy oh boy am I aware

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Quil Darling

@quildarling

4 years

Happy #TransDayOfVisibility to all my trans siblings. Even if no one else sees you all day, here I am looking right atcha!

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Quil Darling

@quildarling

5 years

So, after we filmed that short last night, we decided to watch a scary movie and @ThomasSanders tried to offer us a snack

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Quil Darling

@quildarling

4 years

This is the first episode I helped write! Happy birthday, little video 🖤

💜☆Kenna☆💜

@sidesofsanders

4 years

@ThomasSanders I cannot believe embarrassing phases was released one year ago, it feels like I was up waiting for it just yesterday. In honor of it I wanted to remind everyone of the ICONIC costumes lol. Merry b*tchmas everyone!

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Quil Darling

@quildarling

3 years

RIP Jesus, I know you would have loved Lil Nas X because that was kinda your whole deal

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Quil Darling

@quildarling

3 years

ADHD HACK! Don’t sit down. If you sit down, you’re toast. Okay, but DEFINITELY don’t lay down, are you crazy? Oh my god don’t open TikTok what are you d-

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Quil Darling

@quildarling

4 years

THIS is the son of Poseidon, no doubt

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Quil Darling

@quildarling

3 years

So…Monday…and then Tuesday? What’s next, Wednesday??

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Quil Darling

@quildarling

3 years

I taught a kid his first guitar chords today and it was so special, I forgot to be depressed for like 10 whole minutes

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Quil Darling

@quildarling

4 years

Every inconvenience in my life feels like I am paying for the sins of my ancestor, Bishop Pierre Cauchon, who had Joan of Arc burned at the stake. It’s tough, but fair

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Quil Darling

@quildarling

3 years

We should allow more accidents in lab settings. That’s how we get cool stuff like The Powerpuff Girls and penicillin

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Quil Darling

@quildarling

4 years

Okay, guys. He has apologized AND made a donation to @TrevorProject . You can stop roasting him now

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@quildarling

4 years

Neurotypicals: Oh, you have depression? I would never have guessed! You’re so high functioning. Me: Haha thanks. I literally cannot let anyone see me struggle

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Quil Darling

@quildarling

4 years

The babies on Tik Tok who pass the Stanford marshmallow experiment have more self control than every single adult protesting the stay at home orders

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Quil Darling

@quildarling

4 years

That’s my boy. Always climbing things he shouldn’t. We’re very proud

Thomas Sanders

@ThomasSanders

4 years

My friend’s cat and I had a real fun interaction this evening.

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@quildarling

4 years

@h_ykes @witnessanto Jesus Christ, calm down

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@quildarling

4 years

@markhoppus I compiled a list for myself, but you can have it

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Quil Darling

@quildarling

3 years

Me, getting carjacked: Sorry, just throw that stuff in the back

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Quil Darling

@quildarling

3 years

If you work at a coffeeshop or a restaurant where you have to call out customers’ names, I am begging you to take that extra 10 seconds and ask for a name instead of calling out the name on the card. I cannot tell you how much that sucks for trans people

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Quil Darling

@quildarling

3 years

I am so obnoxious when the moon is full. I will wondrously point her out every 10 minutes like it’s the first time I’ve seen her

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Quil Darling

@quildarling

3 years

I don’t know a single person that’s like “Oh good, ice water”

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Quil Darling

@quildarling

2 years

With the SCOTUS news breaking, protests are going to be happening all over the US today. I encourage everyone to join safely. Here are a couple ways to do that:

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Quil Darling

@quildarling

3 years

I drafted this tweet last night and have since finished Squid Game, but I blacked out during any part that made me rethink this meme

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Quil Darling

@quildarling

4 years

@ThomasSanders look, it’s De-sweet

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Quil Darling

@quildarling

3 years

I got to say "Fuck Ronald Reagan" in a video for work today, so big win there

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Quil Darling

@quildarling

3 years

And it only took me until 4 AM 😁

Quil Darling

@quildarling

3 years

About to do something that truly terrifies me! 👉🏻😛👉🏻

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Quil Darling

@quildarling

3 years

If you weighed yourself on the Publix scales as a kid, you have body dysmorphia now

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Quil Darling

@quildarling

5 years

“Learn to make thumbnails!” they said. “Any thumbnail you want!” they said

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Quil Darling

@quildarling

4 years

Casual reminder that you are going to mess up on occasion. Sometimes publicly. Remember the grace you’d want others to grant you in those times when you see someone else stumble 🖤

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Quil Darling

@quildarling

4 years

Wow, she really said “It’s TERF or nothing.”

PinkNews

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4 years

JK Rowling's latest book is about a murderous cis man who dresses as a woman to kill his victims

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Quil Darling

@quildarling

4 years

Happy #InternationalNonbinaryDay to all my enbies out there! Go out there and smash some gender norms today 💛🤍💜🖤

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Quil Darling

@quildarling

3 years

Cis people have been getting too comfortable asking me about my birth name recently. Here are some responses, if you’re having the same problem:

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Quil Darling

@quildarling

4 years

Summer fun! 🏖❤️ (*private island all tested negative multiple times wear a mask❤️)

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Quil Darling

@quildarling

2 years

Tell me why an old woman felt safe coming up to me while I’m ✨grocery shopping✨ to tell me to put on more clothing. Ma’am, you have one foot in the grave! The reaper could be around any corner! Worry about that, not the unholy lift my ass gets in these workout shorts!

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Quil Darling

@quildarling

3 years

@catgraffam I feel like you might dig my tattoo

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Quil Darling

@quildarling

4 years

It got kinda smudged, but here’s the finished makeup from the member’s livestream! Thanks to everyone who tuned in 🖤

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Quil Darling

@quildarling

3 years

There’s just no cute way to get out of a hammock

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Quil Darling

@quildarling

3 years

There’s this cat that lives outside our office whom we have affectionately nicknamed “Bus Cat” because he sleeps under a bus owned by the company next-door. He always looks like he hates me and I love him so much

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Quil Darling

@quildarling

4 years

Okay, that’s perfect, y’all. Hold it right there. No one else follow or unfollow

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Quil Darling

@quildarling

2 years

I love that lil homophobic dog and I won’t apologize for it. He just tickles the shit out of me

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Quil Darling

@quildarling

4 years

STAY INSIDE I’M BEGGING YOU

Fandom

@getFANDOM

4 years

Lin-Manuel Miranda's 'In the Heights' film has been delayed a full year, from June 26, 2020 to June 18, 2021 (via @DEADLINE | )

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Quil Darling

@quildarling

3 years

Preparing the friend I brought to my family gathering

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Quil Darling

@quildarling

4 years

Nothing will ever give me greater joy than the man who just biked by my house chanting, “THERE’S SOME WHORES IN THIS HOUSE, THERE’S SOME WHORES IN THIS HOUSE”

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Quil Darling

@quildarling

3 years

When I say I do it for the girls and gays, this is who I mean

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Quil Darling

@quildarling

3 years

I got drunk and ended up at karaoke last week and now the bar wants me to host their karaoke night 😎

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Quil Darling

@quildarling

4 years

A lot of people ask me how I decided to work in internet comedy. I actually just googled “How to make money oversharing online”

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Quil Darling

@quildarling

2 years

People who work manual labor jobs should be able to do literally any drugs they want

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Quil Darling

@quildarling

4 years

New Sanders Asides out today! This one is a little different than our other videos 🖊💕

Thomas Sanders

@ThomasSanders

4 years

NEW SANDERS ASIDES: "Flirting with Social Anxiety" 💞 To approach a cute guy or NOT approach a cute guy...

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Quil Darling

@quildarling

3 years

Bro, quit standing in a cornfield with your arms out. You’re scaring the crows

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Quil Darling

@quildarling

4 years

I saw Goody Proctor put three cans of Lysol in her cart

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@quildarling

4 years

@ThomasSanders I’m gonna say either Sokka or Tai Lee, because they are either all nonsense or no nonsense

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Quil Darling

@quildarling

4 years

Seemingly every cop in America:

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Quil Darling

@quildarling

3 years

Someone called me “sir” at the grocery store today and I

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Quil Darling

@quildarling

4 years

I think an anecdote that perfectly summarizes me is that when I was a kid, I had a child-sized 100cc motorcycle and I would ride it at breakneck speed while blasting Wild Child by Enya

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Quil Darling

@quildarling

4 years

Quilters, rise up!

Thomas Sanders

@ThomasSanders

4 years

*Ke$ha voice* We are taking over. Get used to it 😉 #NewProfilePic

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Quil Darling

@quildarling

2 years

We’ll adopt your baby

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Quil Darling

@quildarling

4 years

I’m commenting “😷?” under every photo someone posts of them in public without a mask on until Florida’s COVID numbers start to plateau

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Quil Darling

@quildarling

3 years

Thomas just reminded me that this photo exists. BTS of the newest Asides!

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@quildarling

4 years

“Growing up” as an pop punk kid means transitioning from Converse to Vans

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@quildarling

3 years

Oh, you’re bisexual? What’s in your clear phone case?

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@quildarling

3 years

People who think swearing is a lazy or uneducated way of speaking are not swearing creatively enough

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Quil Darling

@quildarling

4 years

I was tasked with combing through these and y’all are so FUNNY, I’m dying

Thomas Sanders

@ThomasSanders

4 years

So, for this upcoming recording of We Take Requests... we’re gonna need your best recommendations of Incorrect Quotes made for the Sides you’ve seen. If you’re able to screenshot them including the original maker’s handle, that’s preferred!

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Quil Darling

@quildarling

3 years

As I was rushing to my car this morning, a spider managed to fall from a tree and into my bra. Now I can’t be sure, but that seems like some kind of omen. Side note, totally unrelated: is it bad if you panic and kill an omen? Asking for a friend

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Quil Darling

@quildarling

4 years

Cis men’s inability to cope with the fact that a trans person exists near them should not be a legally defensible reason to murder us in 40 states. And yet...

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Quil Darling

@quildarling

3 years

Can’t wait for the COVID-era YA romance movies to come out with cringey tag lines like “A Moderna love story”

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@quildarling

3 years

@ThomasSanders So do I! Awkward adventure?

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Quil Darling

@quildarling

4 years

This himbo episode of She-Ra Season 4 is unmatched

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Quil Darling

@quildarling

3 years

@SHANGCHISCATBOY I will most certainly not be hearing you out

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@quildarling

4 years

Everything we think of as society is entirely made up, so if we can’t make it up to mean something better for everyone, what is the point?

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Quil Darling

@quildarling

3 years

Elisabeth Moss at the end of every episode of The Handmaid’s Tale

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@quildarling

3 years

Going to start referring to she/they/he enbies as “triple threats”

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Quil Darling

@quildarling

4 years

Once, a therapist tried to get me to do that exercise where you debate the negative voice in your head out loud in session, the idea being that, with guidance, you will learn to beat the mean thoughts. Problem is, he had to stop me because my negative voice was “too compelling.”

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Quil Darling

@quildarling

2 years

Trying to set a reasonable boundary with my landlord like she doesn’t unreasonably own my whole life

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Quil Darling

@quildarling

3 years

Hey, just saw you posted something totally innocuous, so I wanted to make sure to trauma dump in the comments and then ask you to accommodate me, a person you’ve never met

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Quil Darling

@quildarling

4 years

@ThomasSanders In high school, I won Critic’s Choice at Thespians & got to sing in front of ~1000 people. When I got onstage, the music wouldn’t play. So, I stood there blankly while it was fixed. Suddenly, from the back, my bf shouted “Tell a joke!” I’ve never had so little to say in my life

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Quil Darling

@quildarling

3 years

Of course I’m attention seeking. Have you tried attention? It’s awesome

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Quil Darling

@quildarling

4 years

For anyone who needs to hear this — you are allowed to eat anything you want today and you are allowed to enjoy it 🖤

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Quil Darling

@quildarling

3 years

Florida in particular cannot have underground transit because our entire state sits on top of a delicate system of naturally-occurring limestone tunnels filled with fresh water. But this will go fine, probably

Mayor Dean J. Trantalis

@DeanTrantalis

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Fort Lauderdale formally accepted tonight a proposal from @elonmusk 's @boringcompany to build an underground transit system between downtown and the beach. Other firms have 45 days to submit competing proposals. This could be a truly innovative way to reduce traffic congestion.

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Quil Darling

@quildarling

3 years

Nobody loves my duvet days more than Banshee, because he gets unlimited snuggles

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Quil Darling

@quildarling

4 years

Me and the boys coming back to 9th grade after a sale at Hot Topic

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@quildarling

3 years

Good forecast today

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Quil Darling

@quildarling

4 years

DON’T THROW AWAY YOUR PUMPKINS Plant material in landfills contributes to global warming. As long as there’s nothing toxic on them, pumpkins can be composted or fed to local wildlife! Deer in particular love pumpkins & would be glad to eat em when you’re through w/ spooky season

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Quil Darling

@quildarling

4 years

@ThomasSanders What?! You’re not Quil! I’M Quil!!

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Quil Darling

@quildarling

4 years

I’m in a MEETING, sir

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@quildarling

3 years

The work group chat saw it first

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@quildarling

4 years

JUST CUT HIS MIC OH MY GOD

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Quil Darling

@quildarling

4 years

As a Floridian, the idea of a humidifier machine is hilarious to me. You mean a window?

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@quildarling

2 years

My brain: You're afraid Me: Of what My brain: You're AFRAID

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Quil Darling

@quildarling

4 years

Quick! Tell me why my neighbors have slammed their back door 9 times in the span of 2 minutes

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@quildarling

4 years

I had a scary dream that some teenagers broke into my house to steal stuff and hurt me maybe and my abolitionist subconscious really said “Okay, how can I deal with this without calling the cops?” Easy, I simply woke up. Checkmate, police

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Quil Darling

@quildarling

1 year

New Disney Mashup? And who does that half a face belong to?? Pre-save it now and find out on Feb 24

Thomas Sanders

@ThomasSanders

1 year

There’s more than romantic love… and soon there’ll be a song all about it… 💘 Pre-Save here:

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