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full-stack degenerate

Minneapolis, MN
Joined September 2013
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if you’re not THIS locked in, just quit now
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my weed guy no longer accepts ETH
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did I just buy weed with ETH or did my dealer buy ETH with weed?
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me jumping into a project w my entire net worth after 12.4 seconds of research
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me pulling the trigger on an NFT project I researched and was confident in.
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you are literally 1 JPEG away from never having to go to work again. if you’re not taking a chance and buying NFTs, what else are you spending your $ on?
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unfortunately you cannot claim $sos from all those NFTs you right click saved this year 🤣
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just bought some weed with ETH.
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mfrs will spend $99,453 on an NFT and still buy 3 in 1 shampoo
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my weed guy is once again accepting ETH
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me finally leaving the house after 7 months of shitposting and typing “LFG”in discord all day
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my weed dealer only accepts ETH
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imagine if vitalik rugged ETH and says he will start a brand new chain in Q3. apologizes and explains ETH was a learning experience.
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the individuals who are outperforming me in the NFT market 😭😭😭
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In 10 hours, moonbirds has sold out $75m worth of NFTs, and has had over $120m of secondary volume. where the fuck did you mfrs get all of this ETH?
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fuck the dip. bullish on lives. hope all of you are safe.
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went from writing code for a bank to writing my own fucking story. thanks NFTs.
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my $ was losing 8.6% every year due to inflation so I decided to invest it in NFTs. Now I’m losing 8.6% every second.
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coinbase is smart as fuck. millions of normies will be creating new accounts in order to insult us in the comments
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mfrs will spend $36,437 on a NFT and gift a relative $20 to Starbucks
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if they have a .eth as their Twitter name 🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩
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mfrs will buy a 50k NFT and still log onto their parent’s Netflix account.
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0.06E (no gas fees)
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I always told myself if @BoredApeYC ever got to 100E floor I would sell. welp, I lied. not fucking selling.
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I’ll be smoking weed & buying jpegs no matter what the ETH price is gm
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shitposters trying to save the NFT market w memes:
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wild to think one NFT purchase could change your entire life.
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crazy that u can send literally billions of dollars worth of crypto in a single transaction to anywhere the fuck you want and whenever the fuck u want in a few seconds but I can’t even transfer 10k between my own bank accounts without the govt wanting to know what it’s for.
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I just had a realization that I will be doing crypto and NFTs for the rest of my fucking life. gm
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@Twitter this is why Twitter wins
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the youth is buying NFTs and not illicit drugs. bullish.
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someone yelled “fuck you” out of their car window at me because I’m wearing my BAYC hoodie. still early. gm
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tell me you bought the top without telling me you bought the top
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where are you guys getting all this ETH from?
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costs 0.00E to be a friend.
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NFT NYC is wild. I’m about to buy weed with ETH from a ape I met on Twitter. going to pay gas to get some gas 🤣
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I would bet over 80% of us have no clue wtf we’re doing 🤣
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NFT tourists are leaving.
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someone’s life is changed every single day in NFTs and I’m out here buying rugs 😭
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just tried explaining NFTs to my grandmother. l m f a o grams ngmi
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when I started NFTs 4 months NFTs
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one of the few things I dislike about NFT Twitter is the inflated egos. high follower count is not a fucking excuse to act better than anyone.
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bear market things
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how I was compromised and lost my blue chip NFTs 👇🧵
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what the fuck was even life before NFTs?
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the assets contained on gunna’s ledger prob worth more than the diamonds on it. that’s fucking 🅿️
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eth go up I buy jpegs eth go down I buy jpegs
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the pepe I sold last year is worth $670,000
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drinking water, smoking weed, buying ETH.
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if the majority of your net worth is in jpegs, u are officially insane and I want your be your friend gm
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Buy jpegs in pairs. yes this fucking alpha and financial advice.
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fees: opensea: 2.5% looksrare: 2% meta: 47.5%
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a lot of us got lucky. it’s easier to get lucky when you’re actively participating every. single. day.
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the urge to sell it all and live in a cabin by the lake grows daily.
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mfrs really keeping their entire net worth on a fucking browser extension.
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no roadmap. no discord. no website. no art. no braincells, free mint. actually, no project.
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just saw “crypto boy” be performed live at fucking veecon. send us to zero rn 😭😭
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Yo this opensea update is crazy 🔥
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mfers spending $49,456 on a NFT but won’t spend $20 for the valet 😭
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Touched some grass today. Weird. Going back inside to buy some NFTs
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Tai is deleting tweets & running w his tail between his legs. the memes must have scared him off. this is the community I live for 🤝
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when shitcoins were fucked I started doing defi. when defi was fucked I came to NFTs. now that NFTs are fucked I do lots of drugs.
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NFT bear markets last approximately 56 minutes
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I put my entire “real” life on pause to learn this NFT shit. grinding. I put in so many late hours. I’ve written hundreds of lines of code and executed so many deploy scripts just to see what was going on behind the scenes. I’ve learned about community, people and so much more.
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My weed guy is now accepting Solana
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last year, you needed $300 to start. this year, you need $3,000 to start.
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woke up and immediately rolled a J and bought an NFT. life is fucked gm
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just deployed my first ever smart contract. holy shit.
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been into NFTs for over a year now and I’ve gained 30 lbs and lost $300k 🫡
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they have a .eth in their twitter name🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩
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coffee and a salad this morning gm degens
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Just bridged a bag of ETH to Cardano. What the fuck am I doing?
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I can smell the bull market.
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how many $looks tokens did you get from right-clicking that NFT?
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oh fuck
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ETH dumping, you’re addicted to nicotine and twitter engagement, your NFT “vault��looks like the hidden folder, you lost touch with your family after onboarding them at $4,600, and now you owe $78,428 in tax responsibility.
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Only squiggle I can afford 😭 @artblocks_io
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Cardano is now bullish according to the timeline. What the fuck?
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just found a wallet with 22 .eth names.
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I took a 2 hour nap today and Franklin lost 100E trying to be funny, Minecraft bans blockchain integration, Nickelodeon drops an omnichain NFT, and Elon dumped his bags to support his 18 baby mamas
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how is it possible to be on my phone for 14.3 hours per day and still miss out on generational wealth weekly.
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u mfrs send fast gas transactions for $1,200 and tip the Uber eats guy $3
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it costs exactly 0.00E with no gas fees to be a good person.
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are you into NFTs for the art, technology, or the 100 discords?
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Weed was legalized today in Minnesota. I live in Minnesota. Absolutely nothing can ruin this day.
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I’ve onboarded a irl friend by gifting them an NFT that rugged😭
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hits so different when a friend you introduced to NFTs gets a W. love to see my friends win.
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drove to my old job and smoked a joint in the parking lot.
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what happens to NFT floors if ETH went to 10k next month?
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if you’re reading this, I’m so fucking happy you’re alive. we breathing we vibing. life is fucking powerful.
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mutants flipped btc lmao
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azuki founder on why a previous project removed their social media: “project was over right after minting so we shut them down” that is legitimately the definition of a rug lmao??
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what the fuck am I buying after exterminating this salad
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if you ever meet me in person, I want to smoke weed with you 🤝
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I’ve never been rugged by a photography NFT collection.
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just bought a $20,000 jpeg on a flight to a cartoon cat convention wtf NFT are wild as shit
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Twitter rn
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touching down in NYC. my face is melting from these shrooms. ETH has gone lower than I ever could have imagined but the vibes are fucking high🫡
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If you think NFTs have no utility, imagine going to college & paying 60k for a literal piece of paper
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