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POP SHXT EP - out now!

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Professor Green
7 months
It’s here. The POP SHXT EP is out in its entirety - which means you can listen to it in all its glory now that Selfish Love has finally dropped too! • • Share it and post it everywhere you can, we’ve gotta make the noise for this one ourselves. • Love…
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8 years
Money really can’t buy you class can it
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13 years
153,007 copies in 1 week. #1 . Now the challenge is to keep it! Love to every one of you who bought it!!!
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9 years
Has Zayne left 1D!? All posters immediately ripped off the wall when I get home 💔
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8 years
@EmWatson Thank you, I thought your UN speech was incredible X
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11 years
and as for @spencergeorgem - you're vile, don't utter a fucking word about our engagement - it's none of your fucking business.
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9 years
1. its cold. 2. its too early 3. its still dark 4. its monday 5. fuck off
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5 years
It's so sad how many people we're losing. There's so much unhappiness, sadness and suffering. There's so much anger, unrest, conflict and division. The world is hurting.
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9 years
Go to the fridge. What’s in the fridge? Nothing, but I’ll be back in 10 minutes to check just incase something changes.
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11 years
To everyone sitting exams, don't be shit.
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10 years
2/2 and @ToriKelly and I visited @Fearnecotton @BBCR1 and covered @edsheeran 'don't' and you can hear/watch it here:
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8 years
❤️ to anyone with an absent father, whatever the reason may be. X
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8 years
I get anxious when I’m not anxious cause I’m worried the anxiety is going to come back
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10 years
All of a sudden everything makes sense @GemmaAnneStyles
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11 years
Someone's gonna have to break the news to Jessica Alba and Eva Mendez
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12 years
Did I just see a horse say it'd slap Millie?
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8 years
Cancer you cunt
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8 years
Dodging bullets since 1983
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11 years
why are idiots running around attacking mosques? why are edl supporters taking to the streets? to kill more innocent people?
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9 years
Today is the day, 'Suicide and Me' is on bbcthree at 9pm this evening. Please spread the word. X
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10 years
Depression needs to be discussed more, especially amongst men. It's so sad when someone sees their only option as suicide.
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8 years
Get this ‘it’s because they give homes to immigrants first’ bullshit off my timeline. You’re buying in to scapegoating and being distracted.
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8 years
hello you cunt 💪i'm with Harvey on that one, fuck em all.
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11 years
@LaurenEliTaylor call me a chav again and ill kick you in the cunt
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11 years
people just need to call a cunt a cunt more often, the worlds full of them.
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11 years
Happy days
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11 years
#iwasgonnarunthemarathon but me and bieber were up all night snorting coke and fucking bitches.
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7 years
I beg everyone get everyone to vote even if they never have before. I'm backing @jeremycorbyn #votelabour
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8 years
As part of the most pivotal deal in my career with @PGtips Green Tea, I’m changing my name to 'Professor Green Tea’.
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11 years
hi angry kesha fans! i have no advice for you, you're beyond saving. go brush your teeth with jack daniels you little rockstars you! xx
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9 years
‘reduced to tears’ is a terrible turn of phrase and exactly where we are going wrong as humans. Don’t think less of yourself for crying X
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9 years
everyone’s mum is the best, strongest woman on earth today - i reckon we stick em in a real life hunger games and see who comes out on top
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11 years
James Arthur to win.
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8 years
Love Island = Big Brother + Tinder
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7 years
@piersmorgan The male Katie Hopkins. You don't even project the image of masculinity you're promoting, you're as moist as they come. 👍🏻
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6 years
3500 for a fucking bar to stop people sleeping on a bench?! are you having me on? Also what cunt got paid to come up with the idea? And what cunt signed off on it? I want the names of you heartless slags.
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8 years
I would rather shit in my hands and clap than play Pokemon Go
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9 years
LIVE NEWS: I'm supporting @falloutboy on tour in October 2015! http://t.co/MntGI4tc7t
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9 years
Got some big news guys, I’m replacing Zayn in 1D.
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12 years
when i was a kid we smoked weed and drunk white lightening, now all children do is annoy me trying to get a tweet back. #societyisfucked
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12 years
Love the fact Nial is somewhere feeling exactly the same as I do right now, wonder if he's having a cider too?
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9 years
So there wasn’t only one direction after all
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11 years
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9 years
I killed Lucy
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9 years
I’ll be on newsnight shortly to discuss #SuicideAndMe . I hope this is only the beginning, the important thing now is keeping dialogue open x
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9 years
Sorry @edsheeran we can't be friends after this RT @ScumOnTheRun : @professorgreen lucky bastard http://t.co/eJ33jAkFpn
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10 years
Anxiety is such a personal hell for anyone who truly goes through it, isn't it?
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9 years
Thank you to everyone who made the program possible by being brave enough to also share their stories X
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10 years
This time last year I was putting the finishing touches to my wedding speech. Happy anniversary @millsmackintosh x
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6 years
Thank you @danielhowell 💥
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7 years
Mentioned on #loveisland - life made.
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8 years
LOLs. So this is the bit where every bird I’m seen with is my new Mrs. 😂
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8 years
So much love for both ‘Suicide and Me’ and ‘Hidden and Homeless’ still pouring in - so happy they’re still reaching people ❤️👊
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8 years
‘I took a pill in ibiza’ ?! What’s next, ‘I took a poo in a loo’ or, ‘I had a pint in a pub’?! fucks sake
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9 years
Grab a copy of my autobiography Lucky here: x
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9 years
The Internet is a funny place… The Mrs is has been called pro-anorexia and pregnant in one day. 🙈 what a pile of 💩💩💩💩💩
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8 years
2016 has no chill
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10 years
Paolo Nutini = God
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8 years
I always worry, that if I don’t worry, it’ll be the time I should have worried.
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11 years
MIC just won a bafta. I blame the bird :) x
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8 years
Decide how you want to treat people and how you think people should be treated. Ignorance is not bliss. #HiddenandHomeless
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7 years
Is the dress code for love island 'Cunt'
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8 years
8yrs ago it all got a bit too much for you. I still love you more than anything dad
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11 years
Good luck to everyone taking exams. Is it re-sits? If so, please don't be shit twice, make it happen this time.
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9 years
Why am I not on #drugslive
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11 years
the sad truth is so many atrocities are committed every day that we don't even know about, it's only when it's on our doorstep we care.
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That goes for anyone anywhere in the world. You cannot blame an entire religion for the actions of a few.
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8 years
Peaky Blinders ep 6 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
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6 years
Mental health problems affect 1 in 4 of us every year; let’s get it out in the open. #GetTheInsideOut
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9 years
panic attacks with no obvious source of anxiety are quite frustrating
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Such a mix of emotions, I need a full tank of petrol and a long drive ❤️
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Nurses are so underrated. I always find it funny when artists have ego's. what the fuck are you doing for anyone?
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9 years
i miss msn
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people should be allowed to do what they wish and practice what they please for as long as it has no ill effect on anyone else. #peaceful
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Oi @millsmackintosh I miss your face
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I need to not read anymore about Cecil the lion, the whole thing just makes me hate humans even more than I already do.
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Why does coke taste better from a glass bottle, and where do foxes go during the daytime??
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You’re*
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@professorgreen your still a talentless bellend
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11 years
Boys just need to grow a pair, become men and learn to apologise.
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Prince Harry is one of the main reasons I like the royal Family, he humanises them. I think he's a huge attribute to the monarchy.
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8 years
All this rubbish speculation about me dating is making life very difficult when I do bump into a lovely girl at my local coffee shop 😡
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11 years
James Arthur sounded wicked singing hometown glory.
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It's working ❤️ #SuicideAndMe
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I can’t thank everyone posting enough, this is the most frightening thing I’ve ever done. Love 👊❤️
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5 years
Have we all come to terms with the fact we’re all fucked yet?
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9 years
I hope the artists pictured leaving parties looking worse for wear last night have all gurned from their mistakes. I mean learned. Or do I.
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10 years
Harvey Spector is such a don.
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My dad isn't here because of what his demons done to him and I pray I never go down that road. The only thing I want for one day is a family
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8 years
You can't get angry at someone for not behaving the way you would
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I'm team bieber on this one. You get the odd pap who's alright - the rest are weirdos.
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Thank you to everyone being so kind x x
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someone begging for attention, that's who. well there you have it, attention. enjoy @spencergeorgem
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Why is life better when you're drunk?
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Who's ready for #smackintosh ?
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Fuck Legal Highs. And fuck a government that cares more about numbers than the people in the country they govern.
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Please don't vote for a woman who has her head up the arse of a president who has no regard for the WORLD. Cheers.
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