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Seeking to dwell within and help sustain a moral universe in which communities of baptism mean something.

Nashville, TN
Joined July 2019
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"Through deeply personal and compelling storytelling, Shipp lays bare and challenges the power dynamics of criminal justice, and offers an insider’s perspective on the impact of punitive policies. 1/2
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For anyone having trouble understanding, that’s the next generation of Tennessee voters chanting, “Fuck Bill Lee.”
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I used to have a friend who would pray in his apartment for God to feed hungry people. Then he would leave, drive around until he saw someone who seemed to need food, and buy them a meal. Then he would return to his apartment and thank God for answering his prayer.
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These two Tweets were posted within 6.5 hours of each other.
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I think Christians sometimes prefer Paul to Jesus because when Paul makes a list of who’s out, it tends to match ours - liars, fornicators, etc. But when Jesus makes a list of who’s out, it can feel like we’re on it.
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Hey Christians, if definitive evidence was discovered establishing that Jesus did *not* rise from the dead, how would your life change?
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An insistence on the inerrancy of the Bible is idolatry. There. I said it.
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Here’s a friendly reminder that conservative Christians/biblical literalists will make shit up out of thin air when a teaching hits too close to home:
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Thomas Merton on Christian nationalism in 1968(!): “A ‘Christian nationalist’ is one whose Christianity takes second place, and serves to justify a patriotism in whose eyes the nation can do no wrong. 1/7
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I think the Bible is a collection of diverse literature, authored and compiled by pre-scientific human beings, writing in different cultures and languages and for different purposes, trying to make sense of life with a God that they, and we, will never comprehend. 1/6
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One time, I got fired from a job at a print shop because I was the worst person they’d ever had in that position. But I refused to leave because I wanted to keep my job. When it was clear they really did mean to fire me, I tried to take over the company with physical force. 1/3
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Speaking as a Christian, I think atheists are pretty awesome. When they live good, moral, ethical lives, they’re not doing it out of some eternal self-interest - to gain a heavenly reward or avoid fiery punishment. They’re just being good because it’s right and, well, good. 1/3
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Jesus: “Put away your sword. For all who draw the sword will die by the sword.” Christians: “The only thing that’ll stop a bad guy with a gun is a good guy with a gun. So we’re arming ourselves to the teeth. The Second Amendment protects our God-given right to self-defense.” 1/
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Back in 2014, Tim Cook of Apple became the first CEO of a Fortune 500 company to come out as gay. We were eating at Jet’s Pizza as the news scrolled across the bottom of the TV. 1/11
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The good news is I just learned that they may be hiring for the position again, so I submitted my application. Wait. That wasn’t me. It was Donald Trump. And is wasn’t a print shop. It was the United States Presidency. 3/3
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This is what makes racist dog whistles so convenient. If you get called on it, you can fall back on, “It’s not what I meant! There’s no explicit mention of race! I didn’t know the history! It’s just a coincidence!” And it’ll blow over soon enough. But white supremacists get it.
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In the past 24 hours I have been accused of releasing a pro-lynching song (a song that has been out since May) and was subject to the comparison that I (direct quote) was not too pleased with the nationwide BLM protests. These references are not only meritless, but dangerous.
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“If you don’t believe X about the Bible, you’re not a Christian,” sort of collapses when you consider how many Christians lived before the Bible in its present form existed.
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You know what bums me out? If it weren’t for Christians, we could essentially be done with both gun violence and white supremacy in America.
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Apparently if the literal, physical resurrection of Jesus were ever to be disproven, we’re going to see a not-insignificant number of former Christians acting out The Purge.
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Job: “Why did you murder my whole family?” God: “Yeah, about that, I had a little side bet going with the devil on whether you’d crack, and, hey, wait a second! You don’t get to ask me questions! I invented the whale!” Biblical inerrancy ain’t all it’s cracked up to be, folks.
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There are white people who are in such deep denial about their own racism and the role racism has played in American history that they’ll say things like this, that the lynching of a Black child by three white men was not “driven by racism,” and that the boy may have provoked it.
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Jenna is a much, much better lawyer than she is a theologian. And as a lawyer, her greatest achievement was getting farted on by Rudy Giuliani.
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This is literally what the Bible teaches, Brian. ANYONE who does not repent and become saved will be eternally separated from God. If you don’t believe in God and don’t care you’re separated from Him, why do you care that I believe this is true?
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It bums me out that lots of white Christians are going to vote A THIRD TIME for an unrepentant, habitually lying, serial adulterer and sexual predator, twice impeached, white supremacist con man who fomented a violent insurrection in an attempt to subvert a democratic election.
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As a parent, I know what’s best for my kids, and it’s not straining their bladders to hold in urine while they’re swimming. So I opt them out of rules prohibiting peeing in public pools. I’ll drop some more @GovBillLee approved Tennessee parenting advice below.
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“Biblical” is a marketing term. That is all.
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I’m not a pastor. But if I were, yesterday during my sermon I would’ve announced a congregation-wide buyback of guns in order to melt them down and repurpose them as gardening tools. Try to take a modest step toward becoming a community where baptism actually means something.
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I’d wager most of us would not have thought it possible after the Driscoll fiasco, the overwhelming support of Trump, opposition to the Black Lives Matter movement, etc., but evangelical Christianity in America is getting worse. Somehow, it hasn’t hit the bottom.
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If your church is not open and affirming of the LGBTQ+ community, that is reason enough to leave. Christians are called to be allies to vulnerable people, like youth group kids who are afraid to come out. This is the work of the church. Lives are literally at stake. 10/11
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I’ve studied the scriptures, prayed on it, and drawn from my own 45-year church experience. And I’ve come to the conclusion that men are generally not well-suited to be pastors, priests, preachers, bishops, elders, deacons, etc.
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We didn’t have to teach our kids to love the LGBTQ+ community. They intuitively knew the right thing to do. I would have had to teach them to be bigots. I would have had to teach them to hate and target the LGBTQ+ community, as many Christians are currently doing. 9/11
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The Bible is not God's diary. The Bible is not a science book. The Bible is not a rule book or an owner's manual. The Bible is not a history textbook. The Bible is not perfect. The Bible does not articulate a cohesive worldview or a singular view of much of anything.
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They eventually called security, so I had to leave. But not before I stole a bunch of important confidential paperwork that I was not authorized to have. They asked for it back; I wouldn’t give it. Then they came to my house and got it. I refused to talk to them about it. 2/3
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My, my, my. Thomas Merton knew: “The arguments of religious people are so often insincere, and their insincerity is proportionate to their anger. Why do we get angry about what we believe? Because we do not really believe it.”
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However you’re feeling right now about @brotherjones_ and @Justinjpearson is EXACTLY how you would have felt about Dr. King, John Lewis, Rosa Parks and the other heroes of the Civil Rights Movement.
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We can’t afford to keep getting this so wrong. Quit misusing the Bible and learn how to love people. 11/11
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Who drafted the memo calling on @TNGOP members to drop everything and call @VoteGloriaJ a socialist? Do they think “socialist” means “someone who wants to prevent children from being gunned down in their schools?” Because that’s not an insult.
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My fellow Tennesseans, this walking embarrassment has to be stopped. She is one of our Senators, and is nothing more than a morally unserious troll. When the opportunity presents itself, fire her. @VoteGloriaJ , by contrast, actually cares about the people she represents.
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Don’t forget that if the Left had their way, they’d take away your grill.
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The same people who think children are too fragile to learn about racism told my kids that God killed Jesus because of their sin, for which he otherwise was going to burn them alive forever.
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Richard Rohr going for it: “It’s hard and very rare to call your own job into question. When Jesus called his disciples, he also called them away from their jobs, and their families too (see Matthew 4:22). Of course, jobs and families are not bad things.” 1/3
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That whole “good guy with a gun” narrative seems to be collapsing.
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We also recognize that God is not a Christian. God is not the captive of any one tradition. Other traditions contain profound truths about God, and we’re secure enough to learn from them, even as we seek God through our own scriptures, sacraments, rituals, etc. 6/6
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If you’re wondering how things are going in Tennessee in 2022, 20 percent of people who voted in this election voted in favor of keeping slavery legal. I repeat, one out of every five voters here in Tennessee voted to retain slavery.
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When I hear a person (almost exclusively white evangelicals) say they don’t want their kids indoctrinated at public schools, what I hear is they don’t want their kids exposed to anything that might keep them from being closed-minded, intolerant, hateful, judgmental assholes too.
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Another person who wants Jesus’ blood but knows nothing at all about him, and doesn’t want to.
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“The Bible clearly teaches . . .” is so often the preamble to a bad take.
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But they know my kids are safe. They are loving and affirming of their gay friends, even when it has cost them other friendships. 8/11
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“This is one of the great recurring disadvantages of clergy earning their salary from the church, and perhaps why Saint Francis did not want us to be ordained priests. We tend to think and say whatever won’t undermine the company or brand.” 3/3
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Do y’all ever get the impression that people sometimes quote Bible verses in order to avoid having a conversation? Or a realization?
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Each one of my three kids has had friends come out to them. Some of them were friends from the youth group at the congregation we used to attend, some from our homeschool community. 6/11
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I do not believe any human borders are recognized in the kingdom of God. Christian nationalism is anti-christ. I think we must speak and act accordingly.
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In my experience, and contrary to what we hear from some of the professional god-talkers who depend on butts on pews in order to get paid, folks who experience a faith deconstruction and wander away from the steeples haven’t left God. They’ve gone looking for God.
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Well, now we all know about restaurant owner Kari Newell’s criminal history, Marion County Police Chief Gideon Cody’s corrupt department, and Judge Laura Viar’s willingness to authorize an illegal search. They’re about to go through some things. Wonder who they voted for in 2020
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An entire small-town police department in Kansas raided a newspaper's offices and its reporters' homes because the paper got a tip about a well-connected person's DUI
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Lots of white Christian pastors talking, Tweeting and writing books about how we should embody a “third way,” cultivate more unity and civility, resist partisanship, etc. I’m glad Dietrich Bonhoeffer didn’t aim for a “third way” between the Confessing Church and the Third Reich.
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It’s true. They couldn’t define “socialist” if Karl Marx was humping their leg, but since @MarshaBlackburn has no accomplishments to speak of, it’s all they can say.
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@VoteMarsha When you cannot stand on your own leadership ability, the only thing you can do is try to tear the others down to your level. 🤷🏼‍♀️ #STANDTALL Tennessee with @VoteGloriaJ
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It bums me out when “Faith-Based and Community Initiatives” is used as a euphemism for “funneling tax dollars to my already filthy rich friends.”
@TheTNHoller
The Tennessee Holler
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@GovBillLee donor Libby Phillips formed Big Al Mowing 3 days before Lee was sworn in” - and has gotten ~$5 MILLION in state contracts🤔 Lee rewarding board members of his “Office of Faith Initiatives” sure looks like corruption. (From @Vivian_E_Jones )
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We respect the Bible, but we do not serve it. We learn from it, but we keep it in its proper place. After all, many faithful Christians either existed before the Bible was assembled, have been unable to read, or lived before there was widespread access to Bibles. 5/6
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I confess that when I hear a man say that men aren’t manly enough, that we need more masculine men, or slandering men they deem insufficiently manly or effeminate, in my mind, they are confessing to their own profound insecurity with their gender and/or sexuality.
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So we give thanks for the Bible, but we do not worship it. The Bible, like the Sabbath, was made for human beings. It is a wonderful sign pointing to God, imperfectly of course, and there are other signs we also pay attention to. 4/6
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“It’s difficult to understand how a piece of metal is valued over the life of my kid. It’s impossible to understand how one amendment has become more important than the future of my child and their classmates.” Words like “idolatry” and “demonic” help.
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Not everything the Bible says about God is true. While the authors were inspired to write about God, they got some things wrong in their attempts to understanding a God we’ll never grasp. But sometimes the Bible contains truths so beautiful and profound that we memorize them. 2/6
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We told her that there were a handful of passages in the Bible that some Christians read and think that being gay is a sin. That’s all we said. She didn’t ask anything else. She just thought and said, “Well, you can’t help who you love.” 4/11
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I confess that I’m not good at giving people the benefit of the doubt. So can someone offer any interpretation of Danny’s tweets that doesn’t signal that he thinks he’ll have sex with his mother if he’s alone with her? Because “theobro goes full Oedipus” was not on my bingo card.
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Hey Siri, show me a tweet that explains why people are running, not walking, away from evangelical Christianity.
@NeilShenvi
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“Social justice” ideology captures churches and Christians in part because “Nature abhors a vacuum.” When our hearts are not filled with the gospel, they will be more easily filled with an idol.
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Discerning what is helpful and good and true in the Bible from what is harmful and destructive is the work of communities of faith, led by the God of whom the biblical authors write. We trust that God is present in the ongoing conversation about God. 3/6
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Herschel Walker couldn’t pass a basic high school civics exam if his mistress’ life depended on it, and all these damn Georgia voters couldn’t care less. #GArunoff
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I wish we didn’t have elected leaders who make a point of publicly celebrating mass murder.
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Imagine not knowing this is the whole reason we have the SBC.
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Let’s be clear. Matt Walsh doesn’t care about protecting children. He simply seeks to monetize outrage. How can we know? Because as this thread shows, there are actual pedophiles and abusers of children in his far-right camp, and he runs interference for them.
@A9Collective
A9 for Gaza
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CW: child abuse. Matt Walsh has 2 faces. 1 performs outrage while the other covers real child abuse. Yesterday we posted about @MattWalshBlog ’s disturbing response to Josh Duggar’s abuse. Turns out that’s not the only example of Matt running cover for child sexual abusers. 1/
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Can you imagine if German parents tried to keep German schools from teaching German children about the Holocaust? If they tried to eliminate from the curriculum books that told the awful truth about what happened? That’s what’s happening here.
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As a parent, I know what’s best for my kids, especially my 12-year-old son, which is plenty of bonding time with Dad doing “guy” things. That’s why I opt him out of laws prohibiting minors from using tobacco, and we sit out on the porch and split a pack of unfiltered Camels.
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As a parent. I know what’s best for my kids, and that’s as much time being held as possible. So I opt them out of laws mandating that children ride in car seats. No car seat can make a child feel as safe as his or her mama’s arms.
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Have you ever heard a preacher talk about how, when a group of men intruded into the sex life of a vulnerable woman and attempted to bring the punitive weight of the law against her, Jesus’ first inclination was to be quiet?
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Just about all of them told my kids that they couldn’t be honest with their parents about their sexuality because they believed being gay was wrong and would be angry and unaccepting. 7/11
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@eyreal13 It’s something to see, isn’t it? Seems like the way of Jesus has zero intrinsic value if there’s not an eternal jackpot. The sad state of Christianity in America makes a little more sense after today.
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Henceforth Hobby Lobby shall be known as the abomination of desolation.
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I’m telling you, conservative Christians would rather hurl 10,000 silly accusations than ask a single thoughtful question.
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I think it’s a challenge to feel genuine affection for a deity whose plan is to torture me by burning me alive for ever and ever and ever if I don’t think the right way about him.
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Speaking for myself, when I see people like Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene or William Wolfe beginning to extol the values of Christian nationalism, I take it as an implicit admission that they are in support of a white supremacist fascist state, not unlike Germany in the 1930s. 1/8
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My oldest daughter, who was 10 at the time, asked, “What is ‘gay?’” After we explained to her that it means that either two men or two women love each other like her mom and I did, my daughter wanted to know why that was on the news. 2/11
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To quote @DavidDark , “there are so many ways to love God.”
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Since then, my kids have lost a few friends based on their support for the LGBTQ+ community. We move in some pretty conservative circles, and they’ve been branded “liberals.” But guess what. 5/11
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Dang. This is something. The leader of one of the worst states in the country for dealing with Covid won’t be bothered to acknowledge teachers who have died on his watch or acknowledge the doctors asking to speak to him about the safety of children. What a disgrace.
@TheTNHoller
The Tennessee Holler
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WATCH: “Governor, you mentioned the fallen soldiers- will you mentioned the fallen TEACHERS that have already died?” 😷 @GovBillLee ran from us, then ran from DOCTORS who were waiting to talk to him. 🏃‍♂️
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“But Jesus called them to leave their nets, because as long as anyone is tied to job security, there are a lot of things they cannot see and cannot say.” 2/3
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Contrast that with the Christian “pastor” who told me once upon a time that if he ever learned that Jesus was not literally raised from the dead, the first thing he would do is participate in an orgy. Another “believer” said everything would be fair game, including murder. 2/3
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Jesus of Nazareth would stand firmly in solidarity with the LGBTQ+ community. How do I know? Because he always stood as an ally with people who were being targeted, vilified, and scapegoated by hateful, hypocritical, punitive religious people who thought God was as awful as they.
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Preston Shipp is Not a Pastor
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Ever wonder why more German pastors and churches didn’t speak up against the rising threat of fascism in the 1930s? In light of the deafening silence (and complicity) of American pastors in the face of the rising threat of fascism in the 2010s and 2020s, it becomes more clear.
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Preston Shipp is Not a Pastor
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As a Tennessee parent, I know what’s best for my kids, and it’s the satisfaction of pulling your own weight. So I opt them out of child labor laws. Each of my kids has been paying me $250 per month in rent since they were 4 years old.
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@preston_shipp
Preston Shipp is Not a Pastor
1 year
If Christians really want to protect children from sexual predators, they have PLENTY right there in their pews and pulpits they should try to deal with. They’ve got their hands quite full without spending even a moment looking outside the walls of their alleged “sanctuaries.”
@antifaoperative
𝐁𝐞𝐤𝐬
1 year
Oklahoma grandfather, Lyndell Marrs, has been arrested for raping his own granddaughter on a family vacation in Missouri.
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Preston Shipp is Not a Pastor
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As a parent, I know what’s best for my kids, which is learning independence. So on each kids’ 6th birthday, I opt them out of laws against child neglect, drive them into the woods, drop them off with nothing but a hunting knife, and tell them we’ll have cake if they make it home.
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Preston Shipp is Not a Pastor
1 year
It’s enough to make me put “pastor” and “believer” in quotation marks, and to think they could use some help with their moral development from a benevolent atheist. In fact, I wonder if any atheists would be willing to lead this Sunday school class? Seems Christians need a hand.
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Preston Shipp is Not a Pastor
2 years
I would attend a Sunday school class entitled, "On Becoming Decent People."
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Preston Shipp is Not a Pastor
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So we had to explain to her that people who are gay have not always been accepted, and that some people think it is wrong to be gay. My daughter wanted to know why anyone would think that. 3/11
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Preston Shipp is Not a Pastor
2 years
Addendum: we all know what Paul wrote to the church at Corinth.
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Preston Shipp is Not a Pastor
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@brian_mansfield Wouldn’t it be nice if we had a supermajority in the legislature that focused on actually serving their constituents, working to address the state’s most pressing issues, rather than merely consolidating their power?
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Preston Shipp is Not a Pastor
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I think if Christianity is going to have a future, regain credibility, and be a blessing as opposed to a source of toxicity, it’s going to need to emphasize first and foremost the brilliant humanity of Jesus of Nazareth as deserving of emulation.
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Preston Shipp is Not a Pastor
1 year
I no one has ever accused you of being a socialist, are you even really a Christian?
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Preston Shipp is Not a Pastor
2 years
Boy, wouldn’t it be something if Jesus was still wandering around making observations today?
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Preston Shipp is Not a Pastor
2 years
Given that we cannot comprehend the size of the physical universe or the complexity of our own bodies, it’s wild to me the certainty with which we presume to speak about the mysteries of God. You’d think we were discussing a grade school math problem.
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Preston Shipp is Not a Pastor
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Well let me just do my part to correct this. I have a friend who learned braille while he was serving life without parole for a crime he committed as a kid. The law changed, and he ultimately got out. Now he translates books into braille so blind people have reading material.
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Andrew Fleischman
2 years
We exhaustively cover cases where people are released from prison and reoffend. We rarely cover the people who are released and go on to contribute to their communities.
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Preston Shipp is Not a Pastor
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Yep. Pastor Riggs is on it. Calling fascism, fascism isn’t being divisive. It’s being against fascism.
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The Tennessee Holler
2 years
WILLIAMSON COUNTY PASTOR @riggs_kevin : “President Biden’s speech was not divisive. He was calling on us to come together to fight for the soul of our country, which is being poisoned by MAGA ideology.” (h/t @FaithAdvocates ) 🇺🇸 🎯🗣
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Preston Shipp is Not a Pastor
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As a parent, I know what’s best for my kids, and it’s having fun at all costs. So I opt them out of height requirements on thrill rides at amusement parks. We just pack a duffel bag full of bungee cords and rope every time we head east to @Dollywood .
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Preston Shipp is Not a Pastor
1 year
If you had told me ten years ago that @BethMooreLPM would prove herself to be a badass who on the regular takes behind the woodshed scores of insecure, incompetent, misogynistic, chauvinistic men whose grift is pretending to know something about God, I wouldn’t have believed you.
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Beth Moore
1 year
Women of the faith, you get to have your own relationship with Jesus and love him with your whole MIND as well as your heart and soul and you dang well can study theology without permission from a man. This has gotten so bizarre. Go ahead. Knock yourself out with insulting
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