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11 days

i can’t stop thinking about this post i saw online about a girl that drafted an 1840s dress for her wedding. some people are so talented

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5 months

one of my old friends never announces her pregnancies, one day she will post a picture of a newborn, and honestly, it’s such a power move

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white people love naming girls after presidents. madison, mckinley, kennedy, reagan. i’m expecting nixon, eisenhower, and roosevelt to trend soon

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10 months

hello 911, i’d like to report a murder

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1 year

My college roommate became a zoo keeper. She sends me updates sometimes.

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4 months

steam heat is wayyyy better than forced air and i am prepared to die on this hill

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@prairie_posie

5 months

subzero church fit. we were one of the only churches in the metro with service today. since when did lutherans cancel church for the cold? your northern european ancestors are disappointed

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5 months

only a certain kind of extremely low class person would find this humorous.

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5 months

This little girl has been getting in trouble at daycare for cussing. Her mom gave the teacher permission to put her in the bathroom to get it out of her system. She went in 😂

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@prairie_posie

2 years

Maybe I’m becoming a religious extremist, but Christian weddings ceremonies should not be held anywhere but a church

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8 months

can we please stop building stuff that looks like this. thanks

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9 months

@timesnewemma can never be too careful

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2 years

How do people just not cook? What’re y’all eating

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@prairie_posie

6 months

perhaps unpopular, but i actually love these cabinets. i think you can update without painting and tiling everything white

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6 months

This is absolutely fantastic content man. Like I don’t think you quite understand how insane this is.

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@prairie_posie

2 years

Western Kansas

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@prairie_posie

1 year

I went to an organ recital for lunch - St Paul’s Lutheran church, Council Bluffs, IA

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27 days

as a lutheran i find it physically painful when people clap in church lol

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1 month

me and my coworker realizing we’re both conservatives in a very liberal office

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@prairie_posie

6 months

this is now a sardine appreciation account

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@prairie_posie

7 months

is the boomer generation the first to completely abandon the sense of responsibility toward family? that all resp. ends in retirement? it’s hard to imagine anyone from the silent generation (my grandparents) with such a nasty sentiment. the comments are honestly wild.

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@FOX26Houston

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Millennials feel 'abandoned' by parents not available to help raise grandkids: 'Too busy'

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3 months

@smalltown_wife i felt like the pieces of my life were finally coming together. it will take some time to regroup

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@prairie_posie

2 years

Good morning, If you’re going to call something heretical, you must name the specific heresy. You cannot call what the church has taught for 2000 years a “heresy” lol

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Pocket Kitten

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@prairie_posie

5 months

americans will use anything but the metric system

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@prairie_posie

11 months

they did not in fact have pasteurized, refrigerated Welch’s in Biblical times

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@TheBibleIsJesus

11 months

The catholic heresy that Jesus served alcohol will never not make me angry.

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6 months

big fan of the scandinavian lutherans in my knitting with lutherans fb group

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2 months

this is discriminatory against women 🫶

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@hifromkyle

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Found my new local

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1 year

The best part about growing up lcms is being blissfully ignorant of evangelical culture

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1 month

every beautiful classic vehicle has been turned into a hideous monstrosity

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9 months

This is what $100 worth of groceries looks like in the year 2023.

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5 months

the reason women have wider hips is so they can open doors with them while they’re carrying many bags and multiple beverages

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7 months

i can’t think of why anyone would want an ipad sized screen in their vehicle when this is timeless

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1 month

🧵🪡 from a thrifted sheet

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@prairie_posie

11 months

Very rare to see this level of tailoring nowadays, even on the wealthy. So let's talk about some of the reasons why it's great. 🧵

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@prairie_posie

2 years

Baptized with water and the Word 24 years ago, August 2nd, 1998

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1 year

Realistically where do women between 24-35 shop? Everything is so hideous and cheap

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@prairie_posie

6 months

the “my dad works at Lockheed Martin” haircut

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6 months

None of these people are “white trash”. They are edgy liberals. White trash people do heroin and steal from their family.

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1 year

Lads, you look really lame when you don’t sing in church. I thought we got past the “singing is for girls” phase in middle school

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5 months

lamb is so underrated. marinated chops in EVOO, lemon juice, s&p, thyme, and garlic. seared, reduced a sauce of red wine, dijon, garlic, and some cream. divine

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@prairie_posie

2 years

A Sudanese family officially joined our parish today and sang A Mighty Fortress in the Nuer language

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@prairie_posie

1 year

I want to buy a house but I also need to buy eggs, so you must see the situation I am in

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@prairie_posie

5 years

@emrazz Try to figure out how to run a farm, I guess. Someone has to feed the cattle while my dad is gone. My dad, his brother, and his two nephews work from before dawn to after dusk to provide for their families. I don’t like this hypothetical. I need men.

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@prairie_posie

4 months

doing something insanely theater kid-coded… hosting a murder mystery with friends and my character is supposed to dress up in 1959s attire…

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@prairie_posie

8 months

oh man. the facebook boomers are NOT prepared for AI

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@prairie_posie

5 months

@cynicalmilkmaid the phrases are extremely disturbing and makes you wonder what she’s being exposed to

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@prairie_posie

1 year

For the girls that want the Founding Father’s underwear look

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@prairie_posie

5 months

will vote for whomever reverses the ban on incandescent bulbs

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2 months

“it would be nice outside if it wasn’t windy”

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1 year

I have acquired a massive basil plant from the farmers market

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@prairie_posie

2 months

this tweet escaped containment and the mormons found it

emma

@timesnewemma

2 months

can somebody please convert ballerina farms to christianity

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@prairie_posie

5 months

this ended up being the funniest thing i’ve ever tweeted. it’s been fun, thanks for playing

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@prairie_posie

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subzero church fit. we were one of the only churches in the metro with service today. since when did lutherans cancel church for the cold? your northern european ancestors are disappointed

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5 months

so many mutuals deactivating twitter, i will never leave, a captain always goes down with his ship and if twitter ever ceases to exist i will be starting an email newsletter of my tweets

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i’d forgotten about this amazing wool cardigan i’d thrifted

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@prairie_posie

2 months

there are many ways. you probably won’t like them

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Quick question- how the FUCK do you have a wedding for less than $70k?

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Biblical Marriages

@biblemarriages

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“I won’t share my husband because I know my worth” … Translation: “I don’t think my husband is valuable enough that he could have extra capacity to lead and cover other sisters in Christ aside from me.” And “I desire to be worshipped by my husband, refusal to do so will end in

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2 years

“You see, I just step over a few homeless people and needles, and the bodega is right down the street. My way of life is clearly superior”

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7 months

it only took 60 some years, but my dad is a cat guy now

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4 months

and we were all better for it

gas statіon dream gіrl

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Do you guys remember when we had to share one desktop computer wіth the whole famіly

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5 months

@LorentLouise i think she told people in real life, but she never posted anything on social media

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6 months

apparently some woman uses the church kitchen to make an *insane* amount of christmas cookies for her family

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@prairie_posie

6 months

if i win the lottery, there will be signs…

𝒩𝒾𝓁𝓈 ✨

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Spice village

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@prairie_posie

8 months

the Honeycrisp is unbeatable in the apple arms race.

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11 months

A sweet friend made me the cutest cake 😭❤️

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@prairie_posie

9 months

why did a cathedral have those windows in the first place

Logan Hall

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9 months

DC’s national cathedral removes stained-glass windows honoring robert e. lee and stonewall jackson. replaces them with BLM eyesores. decline is a choice.

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3 months

weirdo masculinity twitter has found this tweet and is grandstanding about a mass produced chair from <40 years ago. this sums up twitter so well lol

Grantavius

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3 months

My pregnant fiancee just told me we can't put the rocking chair my father bought for my mother that my sister and I were both nursed on in the baby's nursery because it won't match her "theme". Both my parents have passed. This is a big fucking issue for me.

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11 months

okay hear me out

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7 months

i tried to make a friend

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2 months

i bought a pair of shoes from aurora shoe co., a company of less than a dozen people in the finger lakes NY that hand makes shoes. i think that’s my dream job…

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5 months

this is how all my best friendships are

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1 year

I learned the two ladies I share cubicle space with are LCMS 🥹

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10 months

“Wow, a cow made of butter. My girls would love it. In fact, the first sentence Caroline ever said was ‘I like butter’” -Ted Cruz. 8/9/2014

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1 year

Grew up: LCMS Now worship in: LCMS I could see myself becoming: an organist

🥓 Rylee 🥓

@rybacon00

1 year

Grew up: Open Bible (Evangelical/Pentecostal) Now worship in: WELS I could see myself becoming: ELS if we ever move to an area where that is the dominant church in our fellowship

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6 months

how tf did you get a piece of parchment paper with cookie dough into the oven?? i am wheezing. well done lmao

🪔FaithLikeAbish🍄

@FaithLikeAbish

6 months

If I ever tell you “I’m bad at baking” and you think “I’m sure she’s just being modest” THINK AGAIN. These were supposed to be simple peanut butter cookies. 2 of them jumped ship! 🤣

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9 months

confessional lutherans must reclaim our nordic seaside village churches

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i don’t have any pepper spray, what should i do??

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4 months

i finished my heart socks!

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5 months

i am never leaving this app

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11 months

I met the legendary Remy Shepherd (May he rest in peace) & he took me to Waffle House for the first time

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i made some shorts; i can’t decide if i like them

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evening prayer with the fort wayne seminary kantorei in western iowa’s most beautiful gothic lutheran church, echoing with O Dearest Jesus, What Law Hast Thou Broken

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@prairie_posie

5 months

you won’t find verses like this in a CoWo service

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6 months

it’s not enough to block some people, i should be able to delete their account

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2 months

i can’t help my entire germanic bloodline was built for farming

☦️ChristKnight🕊️

@puritan_p

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Have you seen Lutheran girls on this app? I'll take my chances with Baptists, thanks.

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5 months

every time i hang out with my old friends from the mill i realize how boring my job in florescent corporate is. apparently a homeless woman has been routinely showing up to the mill claiming to be “Lanette from OSHA”

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i’m sorry to my fellow Luths, i have become a militant DS3 onlyist

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6 months

it used to be me and one other young couple at my church, but in the past two years, so many young people have come, and it’s actually incredible

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i pulled in the driveway and my neighbor came walking up to me to tell me he chased someone off who tried to break into my house 30 minutes ago. so that’s cool

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Late bday gift from my mom!

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6 months

i got a new portland leather bag for christmas and she’s cute

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7 months

hating the midwest isn’t a personality trait. it makes you sound stupid

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I lived in Milwaukee for a summer and I connected with my great-grandmother’s niece (they were close in age!) Her father was a Lutheran pastor and began a church in rural Nebraska. She was born at home on Palm Sunday while her father delivered a sermon 1/