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Nairobi, Kenya
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2 months
🌅☀️Take me back
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April photo dump,anyone?
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10 months
Your rider is 10,000 gallops away🤣🤣
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This is wild 😂😂
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Huendi Naivasha, hauna fom, hupati cuddles. wewe uko tu 💀😂
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Mara Moja is the one painkiller that stands on business 😂
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4 months
Uber driver ameniambia yeye ni former professional Boxer😂😂idk how i feel about my 35% promo now😂
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@pr3stonK
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9 months
Content creators ni wengi kuliko wezi 😭
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Siku hizi Town inabidii utembee haraka usijipate kwa TikTok ya mtu by mistake😭
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Siku hizi Town inabidii utembee haraka usijipate kwa TikTok ya mtu by mistake😭
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6 months
Worst part about losing your phone is losing the Whatsapp Stickers😭💀
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2 months
Clearest sign usiwai kuwa mjinga uishi ground floor😭
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It’s been raining the whole night. Idk about y’all but i think that deserves a holiday on Monday
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6 months
Mimi uzuri yangu if i dont want to see you hutawai niona😂💀
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7 months
Mama zenu wakipack food from weddings mbona hamjawai waambia wanaact cheap?
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@pr3stonK
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1 month
Anything past 5pm is volunteering.
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ruru👱🏾‍♀️
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i don’t play about leaving work at exactly 5pm
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5 months
If he believes in it so much, he should just use his own money.
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PRESIDENT RUTO vows to defy appellate court decision halting housing levy deductions; says the programme will continue.
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"Tukunywe mzinga sai ndio tukiingia club tukunywe tu beers" has to be the biggest clown story😂😂😂
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What do you mean Ruiru?😭😭😭
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Here we go!
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YATCH RIDING IN NAIROBI 📍Utopia Resort, Ruiru Adults Ksh 1,000 for 1 hour Kids, Ksh 500
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Ata nijaribu aje mwili tu inajiamsha 6am😭Fuck Adulting
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Hivyo ndio umetoa watu nguvu yote ya hii wiki😂
@Kivutss
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The club waiter serving us studied civil engineering in uni 😭😭😭
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This song has crack in it though i wont lie💀😭
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9 months
I’ve seen ugly niggas before but this nigga breaks the chart.
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Mlisema heri kulilia kwa private balcony kuliko kwa nyumba ya mabati, sio? Aaaya😂
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Men are really in their soft girl era
@citizentvkenya
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Man kills himself after wife refuses to cook chicken
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Chai moto ama shots? Decisions Decisions!!!
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If she tells me she wants to go to these protests, i’m turning up with her to deal with such
@bonifacemwangi
The People’s Watchman
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This is why we as Kenyan men should speak boldly, and loudly against #EndFemicideKE . These two men hatefully tell these young ladies, “We are going to kill you!” As a man and a father, these men don’t speak for the men I know. @WilliamsRuto where is your voice? #TotalShutDownKE
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Isnt he embarasssed?
@Kenyans
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President Ruto visits his former nursery school class in Kamagut, Uasin Gishu County
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Nimefika kazi before 8am leo. Naskia kusimama kwa mlango niandike late comers🤣🤣
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Why tf would my body just naturally wake up at 5:30AM on a Saturday?😭💀
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Nimeskiza Okello Max asubuhi nzima sai naskia tu kukula samaki ugali na whiskey🤣
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If Kenyans were serious Ruto should be the first president to serve for only one term in Kenya.
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8 months
Mondayest Wednesday ever😭
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These online flower shops buy each stem at Ksh 20-50 bob hapo Town and sell you a 100 stem bouquette at 7k😂💀Very unethical
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9 months
Nikiwaambia Nairobi content creators ni wengi kuliko Wezi hamniamini😭💀
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9Ps finally confirmed. Onto the bar🥹🥹❤️🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾
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Yani CLE decided i will miss my 9th P because of 1 mark😭😭😂😂
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Ati hii wiki tunaingia inaitwa “ I thought you loved me”😭😂💀
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Astonished at how much Kenyans don’t realize a death sentence and life imprisonment is the equivalent of a 30 year sentence💀
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End year fatigue is doing a number on me walai!😩
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ARSENAL
@kafangi
𝐉!𝐌𝐌𝐘
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Kitendawili: Nyumba yangu haina vikombe
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“We’ll just have one cocktail••••••••” and other short stories😂
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Hate it when I see people living the life i was destined for 🤣
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Kenya’s top earning CEO? Coop Bank boss Gideon Muriuki makes Sh1.2m per day
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Naah nikapata maua pia mimi naweza kuwa ungovernable kama huyu mtu😂💀💀
@ItsChanzu
Sun Tzu
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Si kupenda kwangu 😆😂😂😂
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Huyo Gabzy i hope amebeba Melvitto kwa bag😂
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Na mkishuka stairs nyinyi KIWI Gang mshuke polepole msituamshe🙏🏾
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Sasa si labda anavaanga akipika chapo surely💀
@alexis_cyn
ALEXIS💋
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Unaenda sleepover alafu instead mtu akupee tshirt yake ulale nayo anakuletea dera😂….excuse me? Utaniambia dera unafanyia nini😂
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Jana kuna a British client i was talking to and he said “I hope you are enjoying the sandy beaches of Nairobi”😂😂I’m just clocking what he meant now
@IanMakamara
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How much worse does it have to get before something is done?
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Going on a long journey and making it back safe and sound>>>>>>
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About time they started arresting the passengers who see that a matatu is full and still choose to go in and make the whole drive uncomfortable for the other passengers
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Several excess passengers were detained during the ongoing road safety compliance checks.
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Wrap this conversation up😭We never even cared that much
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@𝗼𝗻𝗲𝗷𝗼𝗯𝗹𝗲𝘀𝘀𝗯𝗼𝘆
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“I brought my boyfriend to the Omah Lay show because he was going through hard times…” - Jess
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Saying a murderer has sex aura is just disgusting. Admitting and acknowledging it publicly is just sad!
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Ata sikuwa nikunywe leo, but I remembered what Tom Mboya went through
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Mzinga Cocktail for only 650!🤣This is your sign to start the weekend earlier
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Fucking Hell it’s only Tuesday💀
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Just pay an actual marketer because what is this Rubbish💀💀
@Mercymasai3
Mercy Masai
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We don't play ,we deliver 😅 watch to the end @ericomondi_
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Y'all flex on the weirdest shit💀
@iwakangu
Kang’u 🤙🏾
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If you’ve never been passed around friend group, have you really had a whore phase ? 😭😭😂😂
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Me every morning in the office after kukula mandazi nne na mayai mbili na sausage
@WillMureithi
Onesmoothmf
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I could be broke as hell and I'll still eat like a king
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Peak Bogani days😂😂>>>
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Hii sasa ndio kazi wananchi walikupee
@KindikiKithure
Kithure Kindiki
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DECLARATION OF A PUBLIC HOLIDAY It is notified for the general information of the public that, in exercise of the powers conferred by section 2(1) of the Public Holidays Act, the Cabinet Secretary for Interior and National Administration declares that Wednesday, the 10th April,
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It’s Friday. Throats are officially open, and i look ravishing🙂
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Doesn’t matter how turnt up we are🤣If you are my friend na uko this unhinged hunioni tena mimi🤣
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Did i just hear Ms Banks say say “usikuwe mjinga”🤣🤣Bien to the World🙏🏾
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Ain’t nothing sassy about that. 😂You start realizing you are grown when you pay for convenience
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8/9 Ps ainuliwe Yesu😂🙏🏾
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Take some time of your day today upanguze camera yako vizuri kama unaenda solfest.
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Hio story ya snakes and reptiles being washed by flood water out of the Museum ni ukweli!??😭😭my 13th Reason fr
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😂😂The guy hapa mwisho nikama aliaambiwa “babe we need to talk” 😂katikati ya sherehe
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Unablink tu hivi weekend imeisha
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😂😂Last Friday kabla muende kwa location yenye iko nyuma ya ID😂
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I’m about to “Merry Christmas” the hell out of anyone i meet as from today😂🤣
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2024 Less clubbing more travel.
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I am actually so happy😭nikikumbuka nilinunua hadi candles glovo ndio nisome😭
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Yani kesho ni FRIDAY🙂🙂
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Worst thing you can do is doubt your own ability! I learnt this and have been prospering ever since
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Crazy how similar all our upbringings were
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This explained my whole childhood within a minute
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When are you demolishing the ones built on Riparian land in Runda and Muthaiga?
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Nation Africa
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Homes built on riparian land in Mathare, along Nairobi River, are demolished
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If he wanted to he would😂😂
@MBU
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Communication is very important in any relationship 😅
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ITS LITERALLY GIVING ZIMBABWE😭
@ArthieMoore
Dr. Arthie Moore-Robberts I Entrepreneur
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We were on the first inaugural flight for @FlySafair from South Africa to Zimbabwe 🇿🇼...what a stunning welcome🙏 🤗
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I cant even swim and people are out here doing life changing things😭
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@bigbattygyaall 😭😭😭😂This happened to me. Ilibidi tumegoogle na mzazi rolling papers ni nini juu ata mimi sikuelewa
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Wewe ata hujali unakaa aje, unashoot shot tu 💀
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2 months
Wenye wanaishi Thika Road mtafute tu kitu ya kufanya leo after work hours😂
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1 year
Being a lawyer ilianza kuwa red flag lini surely?😭😭💀
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People are graduating, Oktober Fest, the sun is out. About to be a very lit weekend😂
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Wueh na uber mko strict siku hizi😂💀
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Last year pia ulikula grapes karibu kilo and nothing changed btw💀
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Mko kazi on 28th December??Slavery that
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Getting back home safe and sound after a night out>>
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I’ll Keep my ting brief: ITS FRIDAY😍🙏🏾
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Chicken Inn is the easiest way to get food poisoning
@Lownarh
Natttyyy🤎
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I'm never ordering anything from chicken inn again😭😭😭
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Tree Planting Holiday? Huyo Jamaa wa Interior apewe mbili kwa bill yangu😂🙏🏾
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Sai ufanye makosa uninuse, utanipenda tu bure
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Btw Female Friendships<<<<<
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1 USD= KSH 200 by end of February. We will be there💀😂
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RUBBISH
@micfeel__
Mic Feel
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Ladies don’t wait for him to propose do it yourself! This real love right here!
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Ukule kuku nzima utawaiparticipate kwa hio flat tummy thread kweli?😭😭
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I dont. Bottom Barrel Behaviour. Ukighostiwa ghostika
@zulucapitalist
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Hypothetically speaking how do you start talking to someone you ghosted
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Yani CLE decided i will miss my 9th P because of 1 mark😭😭😂😂
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9 months
sasa mtu akikunywa Martell hafai kugongewa mbili??
@MjengoKE
The Only Joe
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"Mnasumbua na Martell kwa club, mkishuka mnakula mayai" 😂😂
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1 year
Too many memories made this month
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@_GreatnessTupu
Joy Boy
1 year
April photo Dump anyone?
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4 months
🥹Hamjawaste time kunikumbusha it’s my birtnday. Happy Birthday to me & Happy Valentines ❤️
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If I hear that “Uchovu wa siku nzima” song one more time walai😤
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🌊🌊
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@wannaBeMase
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November photo dump,anyone?
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Kama niko na deni yako uniambie sai kabla nikunywe pesa yote😂🤣
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