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Portia Gumede

@portiagumedesa

2 years

Uthandaze. Unkulunkulu athi hello I've been waiting for you. Kuvele kukhanye konke. I wish this for you❤️

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Portia Gumede

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6 years

Since we here...Let me tell you about Israel that I'm the biggest fan of ... Israel Matseke Zulu aka Israel Makoe. He's brilliant. He never fails to deliver for the roles he takes on. RT just 'cause you see his brilliance you❤

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Portia Gumede

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3 years

Umuhle. Don't doubt. Uzophumelela. Don't doubt. Uzoba right. Don't doubt. Great things ahead. Pray on it. Ulale kahle❤️

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Portia Gumede

@portiagumedesa

11 months

Acceptance lotion mixed with Surrender oil.

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@mihletshemese

11 months

what do you guys use for strechmarks ? Ey🥲

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Portia Gumede

@portiagumedesa

5 years

I love this tweet with all my heart.

Uganda Rugby Union

@UgandaRugby

5 years

When #Africa wins, we all win. Congratulations @Springboks . Back here in #Uganda , we are so proud of you. 💪💪 #AfricaUnited #StrongerTogether #StrongerAsOne #SouthAfrica #Springboks #kolisi #RWC2019 #RWCFinal2019 📸: @BwahaDenise

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Portia Gumede

@portiagumedesa

1 year

Here he lies solo. Akaphenduki🕊️

Solomzi Thandubuntu

@Solphendukaa

1 year

I think there will be a pun on my grave . The epitaph needs to be pun . 🤣

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Portia Gumede

@portiagumedesa

18 days

Ku tense even Tito hasn't cooked in 4 days and 4 nights.

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Portia Gumede

@portiagumedesa

6 months

While you're busy making pap. Yena and his friends:

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Portia Gumede

@portiagumedesa

4 years

Don't tell me she was just 14. My brother was 5yrs old when a group of 12 to 13yr Olds opened a gate, letting bulldogs into the street as black kids were playing. My brother's face and scalp was ripped out by those dogs. ICU for months. Those white kids knew what they were doing.

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Portia Gumede

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4 years

There's a prayer mom taught me. I've been living by it. Almighty Lord, let me not dream of what my enemy's plan is for me. Let me dream of what you still have in store for me. Let me be consumed by the light coming my way and not be delayed by the lurking darkness. Amen. Nite❤️

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Portia Gumede

@portiagumedesa

3 years

Umuhle. You are perfect. Uzophumelela. Ungalahli ithemba, uyezwa?

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Portia Gumede

@portiagumedesa

5 years

We ask so much from Tumi Sole & he delivers. We reach out to him when nobody's listening. We gain a bit of hope as he attends to our tweets crying for help. Tonight I'd like to ask @tumisole if he's fine, if he needs anything. Also to say Thank you Big Brother. You are amazing❤️

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Portia Gumede

@portiagumedesa

3 years

If a career you didn't graduate for presents itself, take it.

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Portia Gumede

@portiagumedesa

3 years

Thuso Mbedu isn't gone. She's where she's destined to be and beyond. Firmly there. Steadily there. It's a dream meeting a prepared individual. Keep rising!

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Portia Gumede

@portiagumedesa

2 years

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Portia Gumede

@portiagumedesa

4 years

I was born today on the 12th of May. You've all made this day very special to me. Thank you for making time to wish me well. It means a lot. I love you❤️

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Portia Gumede

@portiagumedesa

2 years

She's holding gloves in her hands. Gloves she asked for because my house is cold. She took them but didn't put them on. She looked out the window and emotionally said "Ah my daughter, I wish your father saw this. This is nice. You've achieved. Don't forget God Portia."

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Portia Gumede

@portiagumedesa

4 years

I don't dress well. I don't do much things well. I don't speak that well. But I write well. I am Portia Gumede❤️

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Portia Gumede

@portiagumedesa

5 years

Imagine hosting #MissSA2019 and go to a commercial break that has your champagne as part of the Ads? Bonang is a goat.

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Portia Gumede

@portiagumedesa

3 years

"Don't cry its just a News Bulletin" The news bulletin:

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Portia Gumede

@portiagumedesa

5 years

I can pretend it's not a big deal but deep down having a house with a downstairs and upstairs remains the best dream I've ever achieved. Yeah, I'm tweeting this from upstairs.

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Portia Gumede

@portiagumedesa

6 years

#CasterSemenya "You may write me down in history With your bitter, twisted lies, You may trod me in the very dirty But still, like dust, I'll rise."

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Portia Gumede

@portiagumedesa

4 years

Goodnight 💞

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Portia Gumede

@portiagumedesa

3 years

Your life story is something else. It's beyond human understanding. It's up there with stuff that are made for movies. It's truly a feel good story unfolding every day, layers of goodness and honestly demanding of us to remain true to who we are, there's magic in that. Bless❤️

Elsa Majimbo 🇿🇦

@ElsaAngel19

3 years

Get dressed-get my jacket-leave the house 🤎

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Portia Gumede

@portiagumedesa

4 years

This hasn't happened since I created Sokhulu & Partners. My late Dad just woke me up to write this story. I'm shaking. I'm about to write it. He's here. I can feel him. I'm crying. Story gods are here too🙏

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Portia Gumede

@portiagumedesa

6 years

I miss Brenda Ngxoli on screen.

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Portia Gumede

@portiagumedesa

5 years

Best Afrikaans words I learnt today: Ongenapie. Oksalajou.

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Portia Gumede

@portiagumedesa

6 years

Delete those numbers on your phone that no longer serve you. Let them call & identify themselves...Be empowered in asking "Who are you, How do you serve my dream?"

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Portia Gumede

@portiagumedesa

4 years

Don't wait for us to confirm how brilliant and talented you are. Own it.

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Portia Gumede

@portiagumedesa

6 years

I'm not just a chair😊

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Portia Gumede

@portiagumedesa

6 years

May has to be the longest month we've ever had😂 Kusaz'ba Lit

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Portia Gumede

@portiagumedesa

5 years

"DM me for prices" is exactly what's delaying your business to progress. Put the prices on the TL. In shops there are price tags for a reason, TL is your shop. Act like it. Morning❤️

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Portia Gumede

@portiagumedesa

4 years

#etvScandal Is one of the well written long running series/Soapie in South Africa. Big ups to the Writers, Cast and Crew who keep giving us their best.

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Portia Gumede

@portiagumedesa

1 month

You aren't failing. You aren't winning either.

khumoentle

@khumoentle_

1 month

Kante what’s middle class?

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Portia Gumede

@portiagumedesa

2 years

Don't be a parent who sends a 5 yr old kid to fetch their shoes then drive away before they return and act confused when they suffer from anxiety and insecurities in their adult years.

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Portia Gumede

@portiagumedesa

3 years

"Your toxic Ex is at the gate. Ngimlume or ubuyile?"

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Portia Gumede

@portiagumedesa

3 years

As a single mom I'd be happy that one of us has a ring.

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Portia Gumede

@portiagumedesa

3 years

She's consistent with dropping out when she's being tested.

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Portia Gumede

@portiagumedesa

2 years

Tata's children😍

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@sophwebsterxx

2 years

Lewis and Naomi before the race. 🥰 📸: Gregory Heirman

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Portia Gumede

@portiagumedesa

3 years

The real Acting President.

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Portia Gumede

@portiagumedesa

4 years

I just got proposed to. I said yes💍

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Portia Gumede

@portiagumedesa

3 years

Somandla, mdali wakho konke... Don't forget those whose knees can no longer kneel to pray because they've come to believe their prayers aren't heard. May their day of change come soon before all hope is lost. Please, hear their prayers and afford them a better tomorrow. Amen.

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Portia Gumede

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1 year

"I've dug up the hole on the pavement. Amaphoyisa nabo Bheki are here. Ngibalume?"

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Portia Gumede

@portiagumedesa

4 years

Sometimes the people we undermine on our way to success, are the very same people we will need to catch us when we fall.

AKA

@akaworldwide

4 years

If someone tries to give you advice, ask yourself ... does this person live in the house I want, drive the car I want, or generally live the life I want ... if the answer is no, then ask yourself what qualifies this person to dispense ANY sort of advice to you in the first place.

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Portia Gumede

@portiagumedesa

4 years

It's at this stage that a dish cloth starts delivering great results.

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Portia Gumede

@portiagumedesa

4 years

Uzodlalwa if you keep downplaying how amazingly beautiful you are. Own it.

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Portia Gumede

@portiagumedesa

3 years

Ube muhle this week. Ungene with confidence. Uzithembe. Angithi uyazi uMdali didn't bring you this far to leave you half way. You've got what it takes. God bless your week. #Keepon

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Portia Gumede

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3 years

Cryil's speech opening line tonight: We've looted. You've looted. Now we both stop.

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Portia Gumede

@portiagumedesa

2 years

Don't feel so defeated. A dream as big as yours needs time.

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Portia Gumede

@portiagumedesa

5 months

Listen when it gets to 1:33. I heard what I heard.

All The Right Movies

@ATRightMovies

5 months

ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER, playing practical jokes on his fans, dressed up as The Terminator.

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Portia Gumede

@portiagumedesa

2 years

Rihanna had fashion designers dragging in clothes to pitch maternity wear to her. Designer who walked in empty handed won the gig.

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Portia Gumede

@portiagumedesa

2 years

Children raised by single mothers are not always born overachievers, they just know they have to achieve to make their Mommy know that all she endured raising them was worth it💔

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Portia Gumede

@portiagumedesa

2 years

Thandaza ungapheli amandla. Kukhanye konke empilweni yakho this week. uNkulunkulu abe nawe.

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Portia Gumede

@portiagumedesa

6 years

When you are done with making fun- do read up on CVG illness (Cutis Verticis Gyrata) and the pain one has to endure as early as puberty once you have it. Surgery helps but not many can afford it.

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Portia Gumede

@portiagumedesa

3 years

It wasn't because we were smarter than. It wasn't because we had our goals and dreams aligned. It wasn't because we were given a secret code to remain alive. It was God's Will. And we remain in prayer to remain so as we journey on into this new year.

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Portia Gumede

@portiagumedesa

3 years

I do wish for everyone seeking employment to secure it soon. In the meantime, please don't believe the negative voices. You haven't failed, the opportunity hasn't come your way. I really wish for you to get that email or that call🙏

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Portia Gumede

@portiagumedesa

4 years

Sibahle and talented eSouth Africa 🎬

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Portia Gumede

@portiagumedesa

6 years

You need to sleep. Look how far your full stop is from your sentence. Exhausted much?

MasondoMadeMillions💰

@anele_masondo

6 years

Can’t sleep 9hrs a day and expect your life to change .

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Portia Gumede

@portiagumedesa

4 years

He hasn't forgotten your name. He hasn't forgotten your prayer. He hasn't forsaken you. His love is true. Don't despair so much. He is with you. Let Him take control. Surrender🙏

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Portia Gumede

@portiagumedesa

4 years

Because Cyril said so. Every province in SA must adhere to it.

Sentletse 🇷🇺🇿🇦🇵🇸

@Sentletse

4 years

Why is Lesotho under lockdown?

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Portia Gumede

@portiagumedesa

4 years

He canceled all motivational speakers and gave us alcohol instead. #Level2

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Portia Gumede

@portiagumedesa

11 months

To where? KZN with floods? Cape Town with icy cold ocean laced with racism? EC to bump into Nelly's statues on every street corner? Where to?

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@shekhetho

11 months

Time to relocate. Ngeke phela. 🤔

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Portia Gumede

@portiagumedesa

6 years

Slow down even if the robots are green for you, being right doesn't mean you won't die. Slow down. Wishing us all a safe landing to 2019💛

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Portia Gumede

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2 years

Money is tight even FNB couldn't keep up with watering their acacia tree.

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Portia Gumede

@portiagumedesa

6 years

Akanamali didn't make it as a crossover song. It's a sign...We are going to be rich in 2018.

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Portia Gumede

@portiagumedesa

2 years

Yebo yes! #TheUndergroundRailroad Congratulations on your Best Female Performance @ThusoMbedu here's to many more wins🥂

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Portia Gumede

@portiagumedesa

4 years

She loves SA TV shows and supports them as if she's not on TV herself. I adore. I celebrate. Take a bow your highness #TGOMnation I can't wait for your next chapter @ramichuene 💃💞

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Portia Gumede

@portiagumedesa

4 years

There's trust. There's laughter. There's a belief that mom won't let her fall. There's celebration of making a climb. This is a mother and a daughter's moment where sadness doesn't feature. You saw a pole and your brain went blank and passed out. Wake up, the kid is alright💕

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Portia Gumede

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5 years

Just apply for that job. You qualify. Don't read too much on job description. Sobona phambili❤️

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Portia Gumede

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6 years

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Portia Gumede

@portiagumedesa

3 years

Lala ngoxolo talented one. Thank you for sharing your magic with us. My heart aches. #RIPLindiweNdlovu

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Portia Gumede

@portiagumedesa

3 years

Your luck hasn't expired. Things can still change. Remain prepared for that opportunity. Believe❤️

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Portia Gumede

@portiagumedesa

6 years

I doubt the excitement of saying - "I'm going upstairs. I'm downstairs. It's upstairs. It's downstairs." Will ever leave me. Such homes weren't for blacks and we only saw them on TV and to now live in one ... Is nice.

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Portia Gumede

@portiagumedesa

4 years

How brilliant is this young man! A beauty to watch. When I saw him I said "hello subtext, I've missed you on screen" Writers of the series must be over the moon to have him deliver the truth of the script. #GomoraMzansi

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Portia Gumede

@portiagumedesa

4 years

I love you with all my writing heart. Your character Linda is one of my favorite characters I ever wrote. You reignited my passion as a writer. You cared for the story being told. You made me believe. I will never stop telling the world how I adore your professionalism❤️

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Portia Gumede

@portiagumedesa

3 years

Why did the chicken cross the road? To push Gareth off the cliff.

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Portia Gumede

@portiagumedesa

6 years

So, now that you here, let's brainstorm for the next drama series set in Africa😊

Tyler Perry

@tylerperry

6 years

Yep this really happened! I went on a safari in South Africa!! LOL. To Daniel, Given, Agreements, Collin, and all the staff at the @Singita_ resort, thank you so much for making our stay so magical. And also for making my son's 4th birthday unforgettable!! You guys were the best.

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Portia Gumede

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6 years

Controversial as it might seem to many but I do believe @kgchristopher should have taken the golden horn home tonight. #SAFTAs12

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Portia Gumede

@portiagumedesa

4 years

I could just write a series where Bonang, Thembisa, Rami and Tumi are bad ass friends planning to take down JSE.

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Portia Gumede

@portiagumedesa

4 years

She's from a place of pain, a place where her life means little, stepping out of her home might mean the end. She hopes to have the strength to fight back. She's from South Africa.

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Portia Gumede

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2 years

Isn't he just magnificent? Abdul Khoza🎬

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Portia Gumede

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3 years

Christmas tree is small, so, I'm about to plant my boys gifts around the yard. This way I can serve boerewors rolls for lunch and sip on bubble🎄

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Portia Gumede

@portiagumedesa

4 years

y'all expected #Steenhuisen to sit through all levels of Lockdown when he couldn't even sit behind a school desk long enough?

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Portia Gumede

@portiagumedesa

5 years

We need cameras in cars operating as transport for school kids. We need cameras in creches. We need cameras in schools. We need an App that allows parents to log in & see how their little ones are doing at creche, when they being transported to& from school. It should be a law.

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Portia Gumede

@portiagumedesa

5 years

Ngithi I'm at the gate, vulani igate!

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Portia Gumede

@portiagumedesa

3 months

Not even a taxi driver will ask a passenger to exit their taxi if they heard them say Wtf on a call to a friend. They will remember it as you reach your destination and tease "Okay ke Sisi ka What the fuck, uhambe kahle"

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Portia Gumede

@portiagumedesa

5 months

She is the moment. A legend. Salute🎬

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Portia Gumede

@portiagumedesa

4 years

Something has died in South Africa. There's way too many flies.

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Portia Gumede

@portiagumedesa

2 years

This pregnancy of endless possibilities looks good on you. May you give birth to greater dreams and achievements when you land into 2022. You've earned this birth. God bless❤️

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Portia Gumede

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5 months

Salute🥂🎬

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Portia Gumede

@portiagumedesa

2 years

Congratulations in advance.

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Portia Gumede

@portiagumedesa

4 years

It's actually very simple to do it. You deactivate your account and fake bot accounts disappear along with you. Thank me later😘

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Can anyone tell me how I get to block or delete the 600,000-plus fake bot accounts following me? And is it possible to find out who created them?

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Portia Gumede

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4 years

Even in your darkest moments, don't try to dim someone's light. Let them shine. You will too soon❤️

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Portia Gumede

@portiagumedesa

5 years

💔 Did you cancel your subscription? They do charge even when the decoder is no longer functional.

Nnamdi, MD

@Enigma_Gpes

5 years

I just smashed my DSTV console where I am now, 2 more to go. This is how show my solidarity. Dang DSTV, Shoprite and all South Aficans. I am berserk but I can't kill anybody and won't, the way I can express my vehement disapproval is by cutting #EnoughIsEnough #SayNoToXenophobia

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1 year

This cold reminds of the morning I arrived to settle in Jozi. Bags & boxes, guy with a trolley offered to help & asked where I was going. I told him Smit street. He drove that trolley at high speed, scared to lose my stuff I ran after him but he was too fast.

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Portia Gumede

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6 years

Bonang must just open an Academy on how to handle the mic and be present on stage. Presenting is truly in her blood👌 #MissSouthAfrica2018

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Portia Gumede

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4 years

When my success is delayed, I will keep myself inspired by celebrating yours❤️

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