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genuinely one of the worst tweets i’ve seen this year
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Ria Chopra 🐍
8 months
With great Pav comes great Bhaajibility
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2 years
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7 months
my dumbass seriously thought they were comparing vada making abilities when i saw it the first few times and now i realized what a fucked up tweet this actually is. you deserve the worst hope you rot in hell or smth
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11 months
@DebatingHipHop_ I speak for everyone when I say we not listening to 13 durk songs back to back
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2 years
truer words have not been spoken
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2 years
actual violation
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11 months
@raptalksk smoking that olivia midrigo pack
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6 months
bro doing side quests i’m sooo hungry man
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2 years
no mom i’m not studying, i’m fully invested in the twitter dot com space with 2.4k random strangers about a random aryan 2603km away from where i live😓🙏❤️❤️
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3 months
GUYS i just got paid for designing an album cover. my first ever income from graphic designing i’m sooooooo happy rn WHO CHEERED‼️‼️
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2 years
mcdonald’s sprite got me like
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2 years
hey it’s Taroon, new account here. previously @/sp0ngebobfart RT FOR MUTUALS PLS !!!
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4 months
anyways i miss plan b wings icl im coming for you plan b☝️☝️☝️☝️
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aditiiii
4 months
the audacity of non vegetarian people to talk about humanity
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8 months
@unstablemaria i had insane reality shock when i had to explain to north indian friends at uni that not all south indians are “mallu” and that me being a telugu person does not make me a malayali
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2 years
@ person pvt qting everyone rn
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3 months
me the second psycho ceo started playing
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7 months
amul garlic and herbs butter has completely changed the trajectory of my life
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2 years
yes
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11 months
too comfortable
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NFR Podcast
11 months
Who got that one Future song?
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2 years
oomfs going through it
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@raptalksk they snapped on that track
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2 years
oh no look what they did to toothless
what if yeji saw this
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10 months
dubai influencers really are the most insufferable of them all
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Ramsi
10 months
I’ve never been able to watch a video in its entirety starring any of them 😭😭😭. The cringe is unbearable, even for me.
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2 years
i’m never going to emotionally recover from this
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2 years
last straw
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2 years
thinking about the lantern scene from tangled
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growing up im slowly realising khichdi is actually elite tier food
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2 years
LOOK AT MY FRIEND'S KITTEN ITS SOO TINY AKJDAKJSASCJNKAD
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2 years
5 y/o tarun so swag
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5 months
flew plane flew plane flew plane flew plane
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8 months
@k3hlanigf they’ve pav bhajified that spiderman quote
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3 months
“gora pakora😁🤓☝️” SHUT UP annoying ass
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2 years
parrth has been so ??? today
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@KENTRELLSAVEDME @denzelcurry not the time to troll man get a life
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1 year
NAHHH this gotta be up there with the worst tattoos i’ve ever seen like what was bro thinking?😭😭😭
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2 years
people defending celebs like their life depends on it will always be so funny to me like they don’t even know you exist, go touch some grass pls🫶
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2 years
BRO I GOT 80% BAAHAHAHAJAJEJEEB I THOUGHT ILL FAIL PHYSICS BUT I PASSED THAT TOO
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7 months
real
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2 years
when will the suffering end
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2 years
AINT NO WAY I GOT 82 I SHITHOUSED MY THROUGH ALL THESE EXAMS I EXPECTED 60 SMTH😭😭😭
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2 years
june dump. still can’t believe i flew to another country to meet twt oomfs. best month of this year by far
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2 years
Society has brainwashed us young kings into believing being bitchless is a negative thing. Focus on your own shmeat my king, solitude builds mental fortitude keep your shmoney up not your funny up amen
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@alliumstar @Memeulous smth soooooo eery about his thumbnails like uncanny valley vibes
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2 years
me when physics
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2 years
like for subtweet
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2 years
i need to get my hair cut asap before grad party
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2 years
the fact that my classmates think the evans chapter is sooo good and so crazy twist pinnacle of writing…. i genuinely don’t think they’ve read anything other than ncert
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6 months
cows are so chill bruh they just be standing and hanging around with their bros everyday
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7 months
@camstoastie you’re literally an israeli supporter that’s all i need to know
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2 years
made crème caramel today. it even got the right ammount of jiggle to it aksskajajshddbkskd
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2 years
NEW SINGLE OUT NOW‼️‼️‼️‼️ on all platforms stream it and share <33
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2 years
i might’ve done something 😅😅😅
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5 months
this country is sooooo ridiculous it’s funny
@JaipurDialogues
The Jaipur Dialogues
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Complaint Against Ranbir Kapoor for hurting Hindu Sentiments!⚡ Ranbir was seen pouring liquor on cake and setting it on fire while saying "Jai Mata Di"
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some ppl don’t deserve to live. i want every single person in that comment section and every single person who liked those comments to be run over by a truck asap
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The likess?????
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2 years
cbse been using my batch as lab rats since the beginning
@htTweets
Hindustan Times
2 years
#CBSE has decided to switch to its previous practice of conducting board exams for classes 10 and 12 only once a year from the academic year 2022-23 onwards. (Reports @Iftikharfariha )
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2 years
some of y’all calling out others for making insensitive ww3 jokes while being the same people who took part in the ssr thing is so funny to me
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it’s really not that deep you just have well-off parents
@LizaBorgohain
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11 months
Spent so much of their money on tuitions, yet couldn't get the boards results they desired. Couldn't crack JEE(mains). Won't crack NEET this time. Going to a priv uni. Yet without me even asking once, they surprised me with this. How did i get sooo lucky? Extremely overwhelming.
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6 months
first big test today. friends birthday party and got offered cig several times and refused everytime so proud of myself actually
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quit nicotine☝️
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@scaryemogf L tweet + ratio
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i have bio tomorrow
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2 years
guys drop W’s 2/2/22 so eventful
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2 years
nutella greatest human creation
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2 years
dd/mm/yy is so much more convenient than mm/dd/yy. the former conveys much more imp info, the date, first and then the lesser required info later. why tf would i want to know the month first? obv i know which month it is, i want to know the exact date ffs
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gm lads
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i was school president in 12th and i made fun of the investiture ceremony on twitter. some junior who contributed to the ceremony saw the tweet(no one from my school followed so i have no idea how they found) told her parents, and the parents spoke to principal about it. i had a
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non aesthetic things
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What was “the incident” at your high school?
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its alright guys shes prolly studying rn and doesnt have her phone its okay😅🫶
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1 year
saw this insane baddie at uni today i need her so bad you don’t understand
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1 year
i drew ice spice south park style during math class yesterday
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2 years
5 more days and i dont have to touch chemistry ever again fuck this shit
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6 months
this mf fly as fuck holy shit
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2 years
this is so disappointing
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2 years
i’m not even ashamed atp
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2 years
this shit mad annoying. i be speedrunning through stories and send request to priv accounts of people i barely know. that’s so embarrassing oh god
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FUCK BRO my mic was not muted and i was enjoying my breakfast and everyone heard my live mukbang. 51 PEOPLE IN THE MEETING fml this is so embarrassing
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4 months
indian comments section gotta be one the of the worst parts of the internet ever. it’s almost always insensitive or repeated jokes thatve been run into the ground
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2 years
went to watch minions and there was not a single kid. just a room full of adults laughing at yellow pill shaped beings together i love this
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good morning follks
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abu dhabi cats built different
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6 months
ain’t seen a single boards related tweet this entire year damn all my oomfs are all grown up now😕❤️
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2 years
bro bout to end global warming with that single breath
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this goes soooo hard i can’t explain it but it is
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3 months
grown ass 41 y/o man cockwatching on the internet and reporting on it
@DramaAlert
DramaAlert
3 months
Drake finally beat the white boy allegations! 😭😭
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this ain’t even a debate. gwen from total drama
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sirius🌟
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what cartoon character would u fuck?
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it’s so funny how indians have completely desi-fied every single cuisine in the world but the moment someone does fusion food with indian dishes we go apeshit
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2 years
I FINALLY GOT HER OMG I GET TO CALL HER MINE IM SO SHOOK PLEASE THIS IS YOUR SIGN TO STICK TO THAT ONE PERSON YOU GENUINELY GENUINELY LOVE IT WILL WORK OUT NO MATTER WHAT SHE'S ALL MINE NOW AND IF THAT DOESNT HAPPEN YOU CAN JUST LIE THE WAY IM LYING RN😭❤️😭❤️😭❤️😭❤️😭❤️😭❤️😭
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“engineering is a christian trade” how tf did they manage to bring religion into this wth😭
@hindookissinger
Purvanchali Socrates
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Most students in IIT didn't have a toilet at their home a generation ago while Ashoka grads accuse them of generational privilege. Humanities is Brahmanical, it relies on privilege and wordcelling, Engineering is a Christian trade, even the son of a carpenter can be an engineer.
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looks like i just cooked up a murder scene brah
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6 months
should’ve never returned
@PopBase
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40 years ago today, Will Byers disappeared in the ‘Stranger Things’ universe.
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noah centineo
@surbrewery
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which actor has the most punchable face according to you?
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RIM REAPER
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switching it up, what’s the biggest IM HIM moment
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