Piper @pipe_hawk Twitter profile

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Piper

@pipe_hawk

4 years

Actually the best magic players are your mtgo opponents who explain that you wouldn't have won if your topdecks weren't so lucky and you have no skill, just luck. Turns out they were right all along.

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@pipe_hawk

4 years

It sucks that there aren't paper tournament because I used to only win games by distracting my opponents with my rediculously hot body but since it's all online and they can't see me I haven't won a single game 😩

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@pipe_hawk

20 days

"wow yawgmoth and SCALES get a new card" there is a differenct between giving a gun to an adult man and a dead dog

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20 days

Phyrexian tower coming to mh3 Thy wizards for the #freepreview card loveyouthankyou

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@pipe_hawk

4 years

Got there🤠games were great, lurrus burn is still nuts

Team Lotus Box

@TeamLotusBox

4 years

WE HAVE A WINNER! @pipe_hawk !! Congratulations on becoming our Lotus Box League Pioneer champ!

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@pipe_hawk

4 years

Won the challenge! 10-0 in the tournament with niv greed pile :))) Feels good

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@pipe_hawk

4 years

Won the vintage challenge, thanks sphere of resistance

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@pipe_hawk

1 year

I sit down across from my round 1 opponent, they are soft and weak, a loss would mean nothing to them. I am strong I am determined I am skillful, I will kill myself if I lose this match

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@pipe_hawk

4 years

Maybe my low expectations for men in magic come from all the "playful ribbing" (read: being called a f**got) from my magic playgroup "friends" when I was a kid, or maybe... it comes from literally everything else they do.

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@pipe_hawk

1 year

In your heart of hearts you must believe that 2 4/4s with trample are enough

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@pipe_hawk

6 months

8-2 after day 1 ATL this room is a prison I worry my spirit can no longer leave inside melts to outside the placid lights have burned into my eyes

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@pipe_hawk

3 years

:)

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@pipe_hawk

2 years

Going into the final stretch of the mocs race I'm 1 top 8 away from being 1st on the leaderboard. Reguardless of how it ends up I'm proud of myself for my performance this season, but I'm determined to close the gap 😤

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@pipe_hawk

1 month

magic players that complain about their teammates records in trios: you will not see the light of heaven

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@pipe_hawk

4 years

Top 8 of the Pioneer Challenge Yee-fuckin-Haw

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@pipe_hawk

4 months

Not feelin great about it but I have 4-4d day one of the pt and therefore day 2d my first Pro Tour ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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@pipe_hawk

1 year

appears as if top 50 got PT invites much to consider

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@pipe_hawk

1 year

51st in RC San Diego vibes?

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@pipe_hawk

3 years

In Chicago, mental state is very good. Apologies to anyone I get paired against tomorrow bc I'm going to crush you 😘

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@pipe_hawk

6 months

idk what EV is but its been a long time since ive felt as happy as I felt Qing for the Pro tour, so vibes I guess

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@pipe_hawk

6 months

:)

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@pipe_hawk

4 years

Should be locked for the top 8 of the Lotus Box 1k😎

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@pipe_hawk

3 years

dont have words to describe how incredible this past week has been, reguardless its time to cap it off by spiking the PT, see yall sunday 😤

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@pipe_hawk

4 months

8-8 in the PT unacceptable result must improve have to get better

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@pipe_hawk

4 years

Patxi Sánchez

@patxisanchez

4 years

I was 3-1 on a MTGO prelim, and got paired against a 2-2, kindly asked to split, since they can't get the QPs, and they refused. This is what gets me really angry.

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@pipe_hawk

4 years

In the top 8 of the Pioneer super PTQ :)))))

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@pipe_hawk

4 years

Top 8 of the pioneer challenge :)

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@pipe_hawk

3 years

Finished in top 4 of the standard challenge today after a disappointing performance in the showcase, deck seems good

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@pipe_hawk

3 years

5th/8th in the pioneer challenge today, spirits seemed good, pilot seemed meh

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@pipe_hawk

2 years

Lost in a pretty frustrating ending but 7-2 aint terrible, played @hogpog_98 s BR Squirrel deck and it performed really well

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@pipe_hawk

3 years

Anyone know any testing groups or anything that are open to adding ppl? Feeling pretty isolated in the magic community and am getting kinda demoralized prepping for almost every tournament by myself

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@pipe_hawk

4 years

Decided to play a modern prelim with Oops specifically so I would have time to do thesis writing between rounds because I'm an absolute degenerate who has no time management skills

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@pipe_hawk

2 years

New hair color :)

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@pipe_hawk

3 years

5th/8th in the pioneer challenge with last minute copy pasted phoenix, deck felt fine but as always, pilot was bad

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@pipe_hawk

4 years

Different week, different pioneer deck, but I made top 8 of another super PTQ :)

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@pipe_hawk

1 year

@Bradcifer Can you explain what you mean by this? It says both destroy all creatures and you gain one life for each creature destoryed this way

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@pipe_hawk

4 years

hi twitter audience. it is with great pride/remorse that i must announce that i am both the mac shower shitter and the trillium sink shitter. i will be having a press conference on december 12th, 2019 outside portland city hall

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Piper

@pipe_hawk

3 years

Casting brainstorm into 3 open mana? Sounds pretty submissive and breachable to me

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Piper

@pipe_hawk

3 years

Chicago bound, exited and stressed 😤😤

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Piper

@pipe_hawk

4 years

Reed's music department is certianly making a questionable desision in letting me thesis, but I passed my qual! 🥳🥳

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@pipe_hawk

3 years

Have a win and in for top 8 of the mtgo limited sptq 👀

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Piper

@pipe_hawk

4 years

Your registering your sealed ptq deck and the girl across from you is registering this, wyd

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Piper

@pipe_hawk

1 year

if any nrg invitational players want to know what im playing I will reveal my exact 75s for a crisp 5 dollar bill

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Piper

@pipe_hawk

4 months

10-4 in RC Denver, good for 67th and $0 :/

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@pipe_hawk

3 years

5/8th in the pauper challenge, still don't really like the format that much but stone rains go brrrrr

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@pipe_hawk

3 years

before you can be "cracked" at magic you first have to be an egg

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@pipe_hawk

3 years

Passed my orals board :)

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@pipe_hawk

3 years

Top 4, 2 more 😤😤

Piper

@pipe_hawk

3 years

Locked for top 8 of the sealed PTQ time to draft 😤😤😤😤

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@pipe_hawk

3 years

Do people not know that splinter twin is banned and modern isnt a turn 4 twin format anymore? Everyone keeps talking about t4t and I don't want to be the bearer of bad news😢

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@pipe_hawk

3 years

Beep Beep 2nd in the vintage challenge

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@pipe_hawk

4 years

Had a fairly disappointing weekend results wise, but managed to snag a top 8 in todays standard challenge (With Emma and Autumn's gruul list obviously it's so good) so got something at least

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@pipe_hawk

3 years

lfggggg 3-2, win and in to day 2 😤

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@pipe_hawk

3 years

0-2 into 2-2 back on track 😤

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@pipe_hawk

4 years

5-0 should be locked for top 8 with a draw

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@pipe_hawk

4 years

Best outcome of @Em_TeeGee and @AutumnLilyMTG in top 8 is so awesome. Incredible people and players and the quality of thier lists and play in the finals is really something to aspire to. So fucking happy about this and pumped to watch top 8.

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@pipe_hawk

3 years

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@pipe_hawk

3 years

Locked for top 8 of the sealed PTQ time to draft 😤😤😤😤

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Piper

@pipe_hawk

2 years

already barely able to stay awake so obviously it's time to play the 11pm ptq 🙃

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Piper

@pipe_hawk

3 years

being gay might not be a choice, but being a weeb is, and you WILL go to hell for both 🤗

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@pipe_hawk

1 year

made day 2 of rc san diego with RB at 6-3 its vibes all the way down

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@pipe_hawk

4 years

I've actually never taken hormones I just drink this tea everyday

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@pipe_hawk

4 years

Happy lesbian day, I love @yi_bola

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Piper

@pipe_hawk

4 years

Glad I'm 21 now so I can legally be gay

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@pipe_hawk

3 years

Finished 5/8th in the midnight vintage challenge running back the deck I lost 3 win and ins with it in yesterdays showcase. Hullbreacher is nice and @unhingedbasic , @CainRianhard , @Karatedom10 , and @RodneyBedell were great at building around it

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@pipe_hawk

2 years

You could say its going well so far

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@pipe_hawk

1 year

@AN_IRL_SQUIG @Bradcifer idk what you mean by expensive, I can find it on tcgplayers for like less than a dollar

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@pipe_hawk

3 years

Breakered out at 9th in the Saturday vintage challenge and decided to run the same 75 back in the Sunday challenge without sleeping in between and ended up losing in the quarterfinals of top 8, shops seems pretty good right now but not sure how long that's gunna last

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@pipe_hawk

4 years

Injecting estogen in the two minutes I have to sideboard just to feel something.

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@pipe_hawk

4 years

Reedies are complaining about no fall break but didn't even think to have a weeklong crisis breakdown and not attend class for the length of fall break instead like I did smh

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@pipe_hawk

4 years

finals

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@pipe_hawk

1 year

@LONGSL33VES what about this one then?

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@pipe_hawk

4 years

Top 4

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@pipe_hawk

3 years

Lost in the semis, will post decklists in a bit need to lie down for a while, gunna sting for a while but there are worse finishes

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@pipe_hawk

3 years

Top 4, 2 more 😤😤

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@pipe_hawk

1 year

@jetzine

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@pipe_hawk

4 years

Win and in to top 8 of vintage showcase 👀👀👀

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@pipe_hawk

3 years

Oh you've attended a class at Reed College and a Magic the Gathering tournament? When did you/are you planning to come out as trans?

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@pipe_hawk

3 years

8-2 losing a win and in, ended up 10th in the modern showcase challenge, feels bad but delverless delver is insane and I got punished for my quality of play dropping in the last round so it's fully on me

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@pipe_hawk

1 year

@Cjcrabtree3 can you rephrase this? I belive it kills all of their creature so no matter how many turns they have to play them it will still kill all of them, unless you are implying they will be able to give them indestructible I suppose?

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Piper

@pipe_hawk

4 years

Deck was sick though, great against Lurrus and really fun to play

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@pipe_hawk

4 years

Top 8 of vintage challenge👀

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Piper

@pipe_hawk

5 years

These large hands? Pure utility! Imagine how many eggs I can pick up at once with these bad boys. Such volume!

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Piper

@pipe_hawk

4 years

Currently 3-0 and 1000 words in maybe this wasn't the worst idea🤔🤔

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@pipe_hawk

4 years

Solid 5-0 and enough writing done for my thesis meeting today 😎😎

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@pipe_hawk

3 years

parasocial this, parasocial that what about paradiddles huh? when was the last time you practiced your rudiments?

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@pipe_hawk

3 years

0-1 in #INNChamps Saying that "Phoenix is so bad, I'm going to drop a match to it tomorrow somehow tho" last night was kinda asking for it. Currently in a no-tilt zone tho so it's time to rally

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@pipe_hawk

3 years

Lost in the quarterfinals, draft could have gone better but I ended up with some mocs leaderboard points. stings a lot less to lose in top 8 since I won a ptq last week so can't complain much

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@pipe_hawk

3 years

locked for top 8 gimme those leaderboard points

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@pipe_hawk

4 years

Starting off legacy testing the only way I know how

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@pipe_hawk

3 years

2nd in the vintage challenge, the loss in the finals always stings but at least I get to go to sleep now

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@pipe_hawk

27 days

The Seattle Mariners are 0-1 since the announcement of mariners gender reveal

Seattle Mariners

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Step up to the plate like never before! Expectant parents are invited to take a swing at home plate after our game on Sunday, June 16 to reveal the gender of your soon-to-be-born child. Grab your tickets through this special offer. 👉

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@pipe_hawk

3 years

Ended 6-3 in the ptq, missed a line that could have possibly won me the game vs delver r5 and am kinda disappointed with the result but the deck preformed really well and I think its well setup in the meta currently

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@pipe_hawk

1 year

51st in RC San Diego vibes?

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Piper

@pipe_hawk

4 years

Me: switching my major from math/CS to music

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@pipe_hawk

3 years

Hello is anyone looking for a teammate for the team nrg event in late november? I can play/have experience with all of the formats and don't have a huge preference on which one and I'm willing to put a lot of prep into the one I play (any signal boosting would be appreciated) :)

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@pipe_hawk

2 years

NOTHING BUT RESPECT FOR MY PLAYER OF THE YEAR

Connor

@MullalyConnor

2 years

I’m the @NRGSeries Player of the Year!!!

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@pipe_hawk

3 years

Top 4d the vintage challenge, hoping to improve for the vintage ptq tomorrow

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@pipe_hawk

4 years

Scraped together a 6-3 finish in the lotus box 1k, good enough for 3 points on the leader board :)

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@pipe_hawk

4 years

Top 4

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@pipe_hawk

3 years

5th/8th in vintage challenge today. Consecutive top 8s should probably feel good in theory but feel pretty disappointed in myself for not getting further in top 8 today so who knows

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Piper

@pipe_hawk

3 years

0-2 into 2-2 back on track 😤

Piper

@pipe_hawk

3 years

0-1 in #INNChamps Saying that "Phoenix is so bad, I'm going to drop a match to it tomorrow somehow tho" last night was kinda asking for it. Currently in a no-tilt zone tho so it's time to rally

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@pipe_hawk

11 days

happy pride to the transsexual fetishists! and the others also!

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@pipe_hawk

4 years

Ah yes I will thesis on trans-femeninity and genre, what could go wrong, it's not like I will need to spend many hours reading cis musicologists discuss gender and trans people in the most upsetting way humanly possible for months on end. :)

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Piper

@pipe_hawk

3 years

Turns out I didn't make enough progress to turn 22 on monday and will just be 21 part 2. I'll try to do better next year 😤😤😤

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@pipe_hawk

4 years

Top 4

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