Funny lang kasi nung Grade School, sobrang big deal pag jumebs ka sa school. Pero ngayon, as adults, ia-announce mo pa sa mundo na natatae ka na and your colleagues will help you find a shit spot HAHAHAHAHA
โDoc kung mag positive kasi ako sa rapid test baka kunin ako ng Pulisโ
See that? See how the stigma is now, kaya hesitant ang mga tao mag pa-test? Thatโs how they see things and itโs NOT OKAY.
My 13 year old boy patient sheepishly told me that he likes boys. I told him that I like boys too, and he smiled because it was the first time he told someone about his sexuality. And now heโs making me kwento about his crush!!!
I feel like Iโm his long lost gay kuya
If youโre a doctor and you support killing civilians, then get rid of your license. We swore to an oath to do no harm. You donโt deserve this profession.
My straight room mate walked in on us. In addition, my top was inside me and we were both fully naked. ๐
I introduced them to each other btw, and they were like โbro supโ HAHAHA AND MY ROOMIE SAID โayos ba roomie ko bro hihiโ UGH ๐คฃ
Just a reminder of how MECQ works if ever they implement it. Pero tbh itโs fucking 11:20PM and people are fucking asleep. So what now? Bulagaan na lang bukas?!
Sec. Roque: If COVID-19 situation in Metro Manila does not improve, possible to revert to MECQ.
Gurl u fucking wasted our effort since March. Palpak kayo at yun yon.
So may kakilala akong solid d/d-$ pero kating kati na siya umalis ng Pilipinas kasi mas malaki sahod abroad
Ay tih. Walang alisan. Proud ka diba? Dito ka lang. ๐ Panindigan mo yang binoto mo!
There really is a first time for everything lol
Today I was sent home from a corporate duty because Iโm a gay doctor and it made some โmenโ uncomfortable
Unbelievable
So my mom randomly asked me if Iโm dating anyone HAHAHA
She gave me the usual motherly advice: Donโt date high maintenance boys because theyโre a waste of time
YAS MAMA Y A A A A A A S S S S S
Funny talaga pag biglang nagbabago yung pakikitungo ng mga tao sa akin once they find out Iโm a Physician
Thatโs exactly why I donโt talk about my profession agad agad. It shows me your true character
There really is a first time for everything lol
Today I was sent home from a corporate duty because Iโm a gay doctor and it made some โmenโ uncomfortable
Unbelievable
Some doctors talaga ano, nagka-lisensya lang, ayaw na mag VS ng mga pasyente kasi โhindi na nila trabaho yonโ
Wake up call
Once upon a time, you were a Clerk AND an Intern. Get urself out of that fucking pedestal
Hey guys! Nakakuha ako ng Russian vaccine for COVID and for those of you scared na it wasn't tested, I tried it and am happy to report that wala naman siya any efectoski secundarioski ะธ ะผะตะฝั ะทะพะฒัั ะะพะฟะตั ะะฑัะฐะดะพั, ะธ ั ะบะพัััะผะฟะธัะพะฒะฐะฝ ะธ ะปะถะตั ะธ ะฟะพัะตะผั ั ะดะฐั ัะธัััะต ะฟััะผัะต ะฝะฐะณัะฐะดั
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Endorsement of our head nurse to the new nurse about me went like:
: Wag ka matakot kay Doc Pico. Mukha lang yan masungit. Well masungit talaga yan pag โdi pa siya nagkakape sa umaga. Pa-kapehin mo lang siya, or paunahin mo yung mga poging pasyente para bumait.
๐คฃ GORL ๐คฃ
16924 new cases in the NCR on 1.9.22 was a new record. The weekly ADAR was 73.5. Projections for 1.10.22 fall along the same range: 14k to 17k in the NCR, 25k to 30k in the entire country.
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Classmates ko pa noon sa Ateneo were like
โYuck you pooped in the school bathroom!!!โ
Excuse me. Bata pa lang ako, trained na ako with Wet Wipes pag walang tabo and sabon. HAHAHA
Call me a KJ or whatever the fuck u want
Iโm not going to any Christmas gathering nor am I going back to the gym (froze my membership again for another month)
Iโm doing my part to curb this virus and then I get called KJ lol
So I was having a haircut earlier and my barber asked:
May boyfriend ka na ba, sir? *curious tone*
Me: Wala eh, bakit?
Barber: Ah. Yun na lang ang Christmas wish ko sa inyo. Sana magka-boyfriend ka na. Mukha namang deserve mo naman.
N k k l k pero salamat sa support sir HAHA
Guys pls hahaha donโt overuse poppers bec I had a patient who had really bad nose bleeding and BP of 160/100 and he uses poppers almost every day hdhafzgsgsgs
So I have a patient who was like โdi naman totoo yang covid na yan di ako tatablan niyanโ
Turns out heโs positive and symptomatic and now heโs panicking
Well. Until it happens to you nga naman. ๐คท๐ปโโ๏ธ
Favorite clapback ko talaga sa mga nagtatanong sa akin ng โkelan ka mag aasawaโ is this
I ask back: โare u married? howโs your marriage going?โ tapos pag di makasagot: โthought so tooโ
HAHAHAHA leave me alone
JUST IN: VP Leni Robredo is not on the list of those invited to physically attend President Duterte's last SONA at the Batasang Pambansa on July 26, her spokesperson says.
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Why is the older generation so obsessed kung may jowa or asawa ka na at this specific age?
โBakit wala ka pang jowa/asawa? Ilang taon ka na oh, malungkot ang walang asawa/anakโ
I have other things to worry about???? ๐คท๐ปโโ๏ธ๐คท๐ปโโ๏ธ๐คท๐ปโโ๏ธ๐คท๐ปโโ๏ธ๐คท๐ปโโ๏ธ๐คท๐ปโโ๏ธ๐คท๐ปโโ๏ธ๐คท๐ปโโ๏ธ๐คท๐ปโโ๏ธ๐คท๐ปโโ๏ธ