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Petula Dvorak

@petulad

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Columnist for The Washington Post, off-balance mother of two, forever searching for comfortable heels and really good tomato soup.

Washington, DC
Joined May 2008
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Petula Dvorak
1 month
I’m looking for the neighbor who left this note on our door last night — seriously!
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Petula Dvorak
9 months
Y’all. The Vice President of Student Affairs at Frostburg State University just picked Kamari Felton up and is driving him to school. “We felt horrible about the way it happened”, he said. Kamari is going to college!!! #atlast #frostburgstateuniversity #dctag #playtimeproject
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Petula Dvorak
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@crebj Coming soon, I hope! Original music by 4 local high school bands (hardcore and one jazz duo — my sons and their friends!)
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Petula Dvorak
7 years
This man died in the middle of our interview. Devastating loss. He was special.
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Petula Dvorak
7 years
OK, then. Let's play the out-of-context game. 6,412 gun deaths in USA so far this year. Should we be "alarmed"?
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Donald J. Trump
7 years
At least 7 dead and 48 wounded in terror attack and Mayor of London says there is "no reason to be alarmed!"
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Petula Dvorak
2 years
Amen.
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Shannon Watts
2 years
Lauren Boebert, a Colorado right-wing gun extremist and bigot, bears responsibility for the “lawlessness” that killed at least five people and wounded 18 more in Colorado Springs last night.
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Petula Dvorak
7 years
Ever seen a toddler with a trach tube, Senator? Take a look... #medicallycomplexchildren
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Petula Dvorak
3 years
@EricMGarcia Putting your “nothing can be too embarrassing” pledge to the test: Johnny Mathis. My 13th birthday present was seeing him live.
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Petula Dvorak
6 months
I am walking out in solidarity with my colleagues, but also because our local readers -- our community, the people who read about their schools, their roads, city council, state houses, neighborhoods, neighbors -- are about to see their local news staff gutted in these buyouts.
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Washington Post Guild
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Workers @washingtonpost have been in contract negotiations with our bosses for 18 months. But the company is refusing to pay us what we’re worth or bargain in good faith. So on Dec. 7, we’re walking off the job for 24 hours.
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Petula Dvorak
6 years
Our newsroom at The Post is in high security alert and in Annapolis, the mood among reporters is grim. This must be how American school kids feel everyday. #annapolis #shooting #notnormal
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Petula Dvorak
3 years
Howard Liebengood is the second Capitol Police Officer to die after the riot, an apparent suicide. He was there protecting Senators, he was 51 and loved Downton Abbey. I believe this is a photo from his wedding. There is a lot of blood on a lot of hands from this travesty.
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Petula Dvorak
5 years
Jared Kushner's #Baltimore . Maybe Trump missed this perfect, @AlecMacGillis piece?
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Petula Dvorak
1 year
Hey Southwest. We do NOT call it “Reagan”.
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Petula Dvorak
2 years
A Pulitzer for The Washington Post’s Jan. 6 work!!! No day shook me more in my reporting life… #January6thInsurrection #Pulitzer
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Petula Dvorak
1 year
@CBarronDC @washingtonpost This is so incredibly sad. You’ve don’t such a terrific job with KidsPost all these years and I don’t understand why we’d cut one of the gems that was so pure in purpose and important for outreach to future readers.
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Petula Dvorak
3 years
When you're pissed at election results and you understand government, you get to work and take over the whole damn thing in four years. When you don't understand it, you scream and break windows and storm the capitol and get arrested. Learn civics.
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Petula Dvorak
2 years
@shannonrwatts Even if you’ve already read it in paper form, it’s a tour de force as an audiobook because he is such a compelling voice actor and linguist. The boys and I have listened to it, like, three times it’s so good!
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Petula Dvorak
6 years
Well, that makes Monday a little nicer...I'm stunned, and humbled.
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Society of Professional Journalists
6 years
The #SDXAward for General Column Writing (Daily Circulation of 100,001+) goes to @petulad , The @washingtonpost .
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Petula Dvorak
4 years
The #SuperBowl halftime show is women over 40.
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Petula Dvorak
2 years
Just got this text from my child: “I just did the most 2022 thing possible: doing the worldle during our school shooter drill” #shooterdrill #wordle #Wordle236 #school2022
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Petula Dvorak
1 year
Yes, this working/parenting thing can be a mess sometimes. I botched it at work this week. But my bold kid rocked with his band on Sunday and yesterday he was on stage at the Kennedy Center, nominated for two theater awards - won both. Take the wins when they come, parents!
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Petula Dvorak
3 years
Let's hear it -- what got you in trouble with the Capitol Police? In 20 years on the Hill, my kids and I have been in trouble for bottled water, bike riding, sledding, ball-throwing and Goldfish crackers.
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Petula Dvorak
3 years
Now let’s see if you could do it pregnant, Tom. #SerenaWilliams #SerenaistheGOAT #SuperBowl #7rings ? #23slams
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Petula Dvorak
2 years
This insane gift basket from my bosses came today. Not because it happens to be my 22nd anniversary here, but because I was a tiny part of the army of journalists at the Capitol Jan. 6. They gave us the Ben Bradlee award for courage. Hardest fought Smokey Blue cheddar of my life.
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Petula Dvorak
11 years
You wanna drug test food stamp families? How about hypocrite congressman pees in a cup? http://t.co/jgXmPoHTFg #radel
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Petula Dvorak
2 years
Tell me again how women are too emotional to be in charge?
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Acyn
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Wow this footage
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Petula Dvorak
2 years
'Her testimony held the weight of a country’s shame and sorrow." @RobinGivhan reminds us who the everday heroes are in democracy.
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Petula Dvorak
4 years
I feel like I just drove for 8 hours with my kids fighting in the back seat. #2020PresidentialDebate
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Petula Dvorak
1 year
I met my grandmothers just twice. So yeah, I made an unreasonable, ill-timed trip to get my older son to Prague, so he could walk through his grandmother’s hometown streets holding her hand, to see it through her eyes. No regrets.
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Petula Dvorak
4 years
Has Melania left already?
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Petula Dvorak
10 months
This was a funny story. A reader who was moved by my column on Kamari Felton started a GoFundMe to help get him to college. She'd never done this and within minutes, it was flagged as possible fraud. I connected the two and it's legit. And sweet.
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Petula Dvorak
4 years
@lostblackboy An editor I once worked with many years ago was sorting through resumes and said aloud: "A 4.0? That tells me this guy never worked at the college paper. No thanks."
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Petula Dvorak
7 years
Thanks, #ProjectVeritas , for one opportunity to showcase how careful and thorough real journalists are. #realjournalism #realnews #WashingtonPost
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Petula Dvorak
2 years
Three years in a row, a mourning dove (this one?) has laid her little jelly bean eggs on our window ledge. Finally, one hatched.
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Petula Dvorak
11 years
Don’t slam D.C. for the shutdown,America: You sent these wackos here.  http://t.co/vzKeKDDrm3
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Petula Dvorak
1 year
Entitled Jaywalkers pervade DC, especially on Capitol Hill. But today one guy surprised me when he darted into the crosswalk in front of my grill, saw his red light and 180’d a hasty retreat back on the curb. He put his hand up and mouthed “sorry!” No worries, Senator Booker.
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Petula Dvorak
1 month
It was loud and groovy!
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Petula Dvorak
9 months
@DCdotNerd @dclinenews I am 💯 with you and asked these very questions. There are mechanisms in place that should’ve helped him. It seems to be a change of culture, not letter. Too many people didn’t realize that for a guy like Kamari, a “No” may sound final. He needed to appeal, but didn’t know to.
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Petula Dvorak
3 years
What I watched unfold in DC today is the very definition of white privilege. 21 years of covering protests here, never seen it so lax. #whiteprivilege #CoupAttempt #BlackLivesMatter #therealdcriots
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Petula Dvorak
6 years
How pathetic. Dr. Ford didn't repeat her CV everytime she didn't want to answer a question. Wait, she answered all the questions.
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Petula Dvorak
7 years
And we know who turned out today to make sure that debt was honored, right? Thank you, black, female voters, for doing right where so many white women did not. Again.
@tycely
Tycely Williams
7 years
My Dearest #SweetHomeAlabama , TODAY we honored the debts of justice & boldly cashed a check marred in the blood of Black & White freedom fighters. So grateful the sacrifice of my ancestors proved not to be in vain—TODAY, stars & grace fell on Alabama. #AlabamaSenateElection
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Petula Dvorak
6 years
Even if you believe that drunk 17-year-old boys do stupid and felonious things that shouldn’t follow them their whole lives, the failed test of true character comes when a grown man continues to revel in these things, which this man has done repeatedly in very public ways.
@SenWarren
Elizabeth Warren
6 years
Brett Kavanaugh talking about his high school in 2015: “What happens at Georgetown Prep, stays at Georgetown Prep.” I can't imagine any parent accepting this view. Is this really what America wants in its next Supreme Court Justice?
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Petula Dvorak
2 years
One of the proudest moments of my life was when I was able to introduce my mom to Madeleine Albright — they are both from the same part of Prague — and she told mom that she liked my columns. An extraordinary woman, for all women. Rest In Peace, Madame Secretary.
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6 years
His friends -- together since kindergarten -- kept one, horrible secret to themselves for years. That inspired him to help sexual assault victims fight back, with technology. #metoo #sexualassault #jdoe @JDoeJustice
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Petula Dvorak
4 years
@SandraDiazNJ1 Hi Sandra! Can we talk (DM) about how much you paid?
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Petula Dvorak
2 years
The dangers of “good guys” with guns…
@shannonrwatts
Shannon Watts
2 years
A Harris County grand jury just declined to charge a Texas man who unintentionally shot and killed a 9-year-old girl while allegedly trying to shoot a robber at an ATM. His lawyers said their client had a right to “protect himself from the robber.” #txlege
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Petula Dvorak
6 years
Sometimes, I get too close to the story... #Sato
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Petula Dvorak
9 years
Baltimore has a wave of kids marching, throwing rocks and bottles. Some knocked me down, kicked me, took my phone. Others picked me up.
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Petula Dvorak
1 year
What a sky tonight! Thanks to @shashib , I learned that’s Venus and Jupiter hanging out with the moon…
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Petula Dvorak
3 years
Because DC is not a state, prisoners are handed over to the federal system, where they do time in California or Texas or Montana — far from visitors and support. Statehood would fix that. #dcstatehood
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Petula Dvorak
2 years
The 25 minutes of solitude inside the MRI tube were glorious. “It’s always moms who like it in there,” the baffled technician said. Duh.
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Petula Dvorak
3 years
My poor parents — evacuating Tahoe now — so painful going through the process (“What do we take??!!”) over the phone with my mom… “Just yourselves and the beagle, mom!” Go! Go! #Caldorfire #tahoefire
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Petula Dvorak
2 years
Total, 100 percent props to DCPS on handling this. My son’s test pick-up was smooth, the process was easy and kids are back in their classrooms today. Whew.
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Petula Dvorak
4 years
This is the rubber bullet that richoceted off a bus shelter and hit me in the shoe. They are not tiny.
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Petula Dvorak
2 years
Wonder if the folks who wave posters of aborted fetuses at schools will start showing up at gun shops with posters of the bloody corpses of children massacred in their classrooms? #Uvalde #schoolshootings #GunSafetyNOW
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Petula Dvorak
2 years
I miss the kid so much - had no idea it’d be so hard. The car smells like hockey today. Is it a phantom smell, like he’s reaching out to me? Get a grip. He’s in college, not dead. I imagine how gutting a real loss is for a parent. I’ll shut up. And find what’s rotting in my car…
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Petula Dvorak
6 years
Go ahead bots and haters, hate. A note like this makes it all go away — we are bulletproof. Thank you, @bencattellnoll
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Ben Cattell Noll
6 years
@petulad continues to be one of the best, most humane and honest journalists in the game covering homelessness. She never fails to wade through the BS, misinformation and tired stereotypes to find the heart of the story. Thank you.
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Petula Dvorak
3 years
I found the only person having a good time at the Capitol today. #justiceforj6 #coolcar
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Petula Dvorak
2 years
Great talk, boys. Really enjoyed the morning carpool conversation today…
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Petula Dvorak
6 years
Instead of BEACH WEEK and brewskies, Brett Kavanaugh needed to work as a waiter one summer. Or in retail. That would’ve knocked the smirk off his face.
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Petula Dvorak
2 years
Move-in day! I haven’t stopped crying…
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Petula Dvorak
2 years
We went coast-to-coast, visiting schools that have what he wants— a top-10 game design program and a strong psych department. I watched his face and knew when he found home. It took him more than a year to reach the same conclusion, but he finally did. Hello @ClarkUniversity !!
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Petula Dvorak
1 year
There are four houses across the street from the Russian Embassy in DC. They all have a message for their neighbor:
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Petula Dvorak
4 years
The Catholic Church admitted Galileo was right 359 years after condemning him. So I guess the NFL has that going for it. #ColinKaepernickwasRIGHT #BlackLivesMatter #NFL #ColinKaepernick
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