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rouge reminds me of love, of course, but also strength empowered

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@peterskeeter_
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Oh bitch……
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the first woman
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when a swiftie inevitably buys one of these to go climbing and it breaks causing them to plunge to their death in the middle of the Appalachians with no one to hear their screams.
TAYLOR OH MY GOD FINALLY YAAAAASSSSS
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@peterskeeter_
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2 years
thinking
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@daniposting
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SCREAM IF YOU LIKE DICK!
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@peterskeeter_
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2 years
BREAKING: addison rae removes her entire discography from spotify in solidarity with joni mitchell
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1 year
she got hit full force with the cunt ray
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10 months
that girl in it follows
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1 year
@cineophile Scooby doo and the cyber chase…. That is cinema …
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2 years
the street where MOTHERS live.
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3 years
she is sooo me
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3 years
having to create my own ‘my year of rest and relaxation’ playlist because all the others on spotify have it all wrong. You really think the narrator would listen to phoebe bridgers? shut up.
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1 year
me asf
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1 year
i can’t believe this was the last album she released ❤️ can’t wait for the next !
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1 year
@greetinghimeros there’d probably be a big media backlash and Taylor would be forced to issue an apology. Then she’d recall the carabiners from her website.
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@peterskeeter_
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6 months
you will begin to cough in 7 days and have an unshakeable chill in 5.
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The first one
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Mia goth
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1 year
@signsofrelief they would’ve should’ve could’ve consulted a professional climbing company
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1 year
eavesdropping on two old ladies discussing the russia ukraine conflict at the breakfast buffet
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@peterskeeter_
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3 years
when everyone was pretending that star crossed was a good album for a solid week … that was scary
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@peterskeeter_
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2 years
gone girl to add ben affleck to the list
@frockstrap
bella 𓃹
2 years
there has to be more to this genre
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this is how i act on a second date
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6 years
@blingspice @mooreofbabylon me hanging with my anxiety and depression
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@peterskeeter_
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2 years
@jackjack_o my dissertation title - queen of clubs: how queer spaces enable transpositional drag performance … you kind of got me !
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1 year
my new shirt
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1 year
can you see the icicles on my moustache
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1 year
happy Sunday
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6 years
carly rae jepsen eras be like: 🤠 👩🏻 🧒🏻 🧒🏼 /|📝|\ /|☎️|\ /|🎷|\ /|✂️|\ / \ / \ / \ / \
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11 months
inadvertently given myself hockey player hat hair (*****not a hockey player*****)
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2 years
Diet Coke is literally so perfect
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2 years
when I find the spotify intern that unplugged the music …
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5 years
there was no reason why the soundtracks for scooby doo (2002) and lara croft: tomb raider (2001) went so hard. it’s also extremely evil that they’re so hard to find & listen to ! i just want to listen to the nelly furtado get ur freak on remix!!!!!!!!!
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3 years
she turned on supersonic face mode here
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2 years
my favourite hobby is to think what songs i would cover in the radio 1 live lounge if i was a pop star (this is top of the list)
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1 year
stealing my meme and my childhood photo…. SOMEONE CALL THE POLICE.
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2 years
knitting alone on Christmas Eve
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2 years
“I’m a top” “I’m a bottom” okay well I am your mother! You understand? All I do is worry and slave and defend you, and all I get back is that fucking face on your face! So full of disdain and resentment and always so annoyed! Well, now your sister is dead!
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2 years
i bought this shirt when i was 15
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1 year
sat in the priority seat because im holding my secret celebrity love child in my lap
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@peterskeeter_
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3 years
“HEY WHITE BITCH”
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2 years
literally the most incredible song ever im not joking it’s a poem
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@peterskeeter_
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6 years
daddy_by_sega_bodega.mp4
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2 years
this video is my own personal dose of oxycontin
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4 years
i wanna be this bitch so bad omfggggg
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@peterskeeter_
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1 year
absolutely obsessed with this dystopian julianne moore lipstick commercial
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6 years
@charli_xcx thank you miss xbox
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2 years
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@peterskeeter_
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8 months
lasagne for one in the oven. drinking the rest of my viognier. Watching sex and the city. HELLO!
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@peterskeeter_
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7 months
shouted at several customers this evening and it felt so gooood
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1 year
when i finally confront the shapeshifting horse that’s ruining my life
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1 year
not quite golden hour more like red pink warm sunset
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2 years
i 💜 le coq
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@peterskeeter_
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2 years
you’re literally all going to die
@SAGawards
SAG Awards®
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These leading ladies sparkled on screen this year... ✨ Here are your nominees for Female Actor in a Leading Role: @jes_chastain , #oliviacolman , @ladygaga , @iamjhud , #NicoleKidman #sagawards2022
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YES afternoon pints exist . we are valid.
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3 years
rate my date fit
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1 year
perfect sunday me thinks
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@peterskeeter_
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3 years
i kinda won the whole “22nd birthday” thing
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3 years
me trying to make customers’ heads explode with my mind
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3 years
bunny is a headband
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@peterskeeter_
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5 years
when the work radio plays sara by fleetwood mac and you can’t stop thinking about stevie nicks’ love life
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1 year
i know how he feels
@Trey_Explainer
Trey the Explainer
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Mummified dog stuck in a tree for 20 years
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Alone in spoons like A poor little urchin boy
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1 year
everything according to plan
@FilmUpdates
Film Updates
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Natalie Portman and Julianne Moore are receiving critical acclaim for their performances in Todd Haynes’ ‘MAY DECEMBER’
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@peterskeeter_
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2 years
. @charli_xcx did you see addison choreographed your song 😍
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@peterskeeter_
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3 years
this part of the spencer trailer where she catches a glimpse of camilla in the background … framed by Charles …. Oh this is delicious and tasty
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@peterskeeter_
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2 years
my name is dianna agron and im not a gamer
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3 years
i’ve been having a hard time adjusting.
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2 years
sydney sweeney….. like come ON
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@MinogueUpdates
Minogue Updates
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who should play kylie minogue in her biopic?
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1 year
nooo caroline polachek!!! Don’t eat the reggaeton pills…. NOOOOO!
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1 year
wait wtf my hair kinda looked amazing here… I need to back
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2 years
the diary of an insane person
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1 year
Going to Lush wish me luck
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@peterskeeter_
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10 months
drinking half a bottle of wine and posting on Instagram every 5 minutes
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@peterskeeter_
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6 years
i want a time machine just so i can see the look on anne boleyn’s protestant face when i blast charli xcx out of my bose mini sound link II
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2 years
i just left the gym
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1 year
everyone needs to watch this film for the costuming alone
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1 year
natalie portman replied to my comment on Instagram we’re literally BESTIES
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@peterskeeter_
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3 years
NOOOO I just had super insane vivid flashbacks to when taylor posted the recipe on her tumblr and i BEGGED my mum to help me make them 😭
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@peterskeeter_
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5 years
current mood: the memes i made and posted to facebook when i was 12
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me performing (can you guess what my act is)
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1 year
how it feels to be dating as a gay man in 2023
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2 years
Pills & potions… we’re over dosing…
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1 year
realised im actually really bad at my job
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2 years
i probably spent an hour of my life making this 4 years ago (i cherish life and how valuable time is)
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2 years
in an empty screening for bodies bodies bodies
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3 years
@baklavaIamp Yassification Patient 0
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2 years
i need to brag about having a degree on as well
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1 year
got catcalled* in the middle of my date yesterday and it was sooo embarrassing (*man shouted “yo mario” at me from across the street)
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