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MrHashtag🇺🇬 𝕏

9 months

Top sexual networks in Kampala: - Rotary - Football leagues - Rugby - Police - Bar hosts - Trip gangs - Gig plugs - All gay mfs - Media brand managers - Boda Boda - Salama road - Tinder - Bandali chaps - TikTok influencers Add more 👇

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MrHashtag🇺🇬 𝕏

@paulwebs1

4 years

Let’s confuse someone. Retweet if you used the object in the image below 👌

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@paulwebs1

3 years

Peter Drury was like "an inch perfect pass from Luke Shaw and His Royal highness Raheem Sterling does the honours" Chei 😂😂😂

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@paulwebs1

3 years

My dad, a great magistrate from the 80s has been toiling with diabetes for a decade now. This morning, he has breathed his last. Today, I will just have to celebrate this man’s life RIP Mzee Daudi 😢

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@paulwebs1

3 years

From scratch, I clearly see where I’m heading already. Mama namusubiza Range Rover ✊🏻

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MrHashtag🇺🇬 𝕏

@paulwebs1

4 years

How it started. How it ended.

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@paulwebs1

5 years

NEWS: Guys, it is a baby boy!

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@paulwebs1

4 years

I realized that most of the participants on this #SkyviewFamilyShare challenge are just family members and yet, I’m a “family maker”. So as a dad, I need my son, wife and friends to live large and keep winning. I need your retweets on this one for sure 😊 📷: @FrostProUg 👊

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@paulwebs1

4 years

I went with Bad Bitch (in photo) to the same school. She was a class ahead of me. Guess what? She has been mobilizing some boys in a certain whatsapp group to attack me, report my handle and block me. A thread of Intel dropping tomorrow evening about her, Management

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@paulwebs1

3 years

Someone pray for my mum. I am a very hard guy, but mum is my weakness 😭😭😭

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@paulwebs1

3 years

Sad news: I have just lost a mother-in-law 😭

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@paulwebs1

4 years

It hit me hard when I got to know that the author of "Mr Hyena" in red pepper is a lady 🤦‍♂️

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MrHashtag🇺🇬 𝕏

@paulwebs1

3 years

Apart from "Life is short" what other lines do you use before making bad decisions?

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@paulwebs1

1 month

ALERT: ~Are you a Ugandan aged 18 years and above? ~Are you a university graduate? ~And you are looking for a job? ~Do you have an original Ugandan Identity card or a birth certificate? ~Do you want to earn a starting salary of Ugx:5,500,000/= and above after taxes plus

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@paulwebs1

4 years

I am not only proud to be a father today, I am proud that a life looks up to me for whatever they want in life. The price of greatness is responsibility. #HappyFathersDay2020

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MrHashtag🇺🇬 𝕏

@paulwebs1

9 months

Tag a Ugandan professional photographer you know. Let's appreciate them.

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@paulwebs1

5 years

I have totally failed to rate your IQ. Sometimes it goes slightly above average, and most times it terribly goes into negatives. Is it connected to "Diminishing marginal returns"?

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@paulwebs1

4 years

Kanye West was indebted of about $52million and everyone forgot and ignored him. His wife Kim created a game called Kimoji that generated $80 million. She transferred $52 million into his account and cleared up his debts. Today Kanye is worth $3.4 billion. Lesson?

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@paulwebs1

4 years

Guys, I don’t need only Retweets today. I want you to have your haircut from @Bryanbarber256 in Kibuli. This dude just won four silver medals abroad. Hey, look what he just did to me this evening 😬😬😬

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@paulwebs1

5 years

You quickly learnt how to mop floors and clean utensils in other people's houses within just two weeks. But cleaning your female genitals has been a puzzle to you for the 28 years you have existed. I pity your next guy because all your exes spit at your r/ship with them

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MrHashtag🇺🇬 𝕏

@paulwebs1

4 years

I have been a victim a couple of times too, especially while I was still at MAK. #StopPoliceBrutalityinUganda

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MrHashtag🇺🇬 𝕏

@paulwebs1

3 years

You just had to be there!

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@paulwebs1

4 years

We needed a more reasonable and clean person to front that campaign. Sheillah took all of us for a joke by concocting up shyt. In psychology, it is called victimization. I don’t blame influencers for eating cassava, I blame them for siding with a bully just because of greed 🤧

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@paulwebs1

4 years

In January, I wasn't earning well. So it is the baby mama that was dropping "sente z'akameeza" & using it to foot those small bills as I sort out the landlord. This love month, I will give back to her coz kibade kyakabi not worrying about bills. #Riham4Women #SpreadLoveNotHate

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MrHashtag🇺🇬 𝕏

@paulwebs1

3 years

Which movie was this?

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MrHashtag🇺🇬 𝕏

@paulwebs1

4 years

These ain’t memes guys, I’m with my son

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@paulwebs1

5 years

It's a beautiful morning. Me and @MrsHashTagUg are going for antenatals. We are clocking 6 months pregnant. Any well wishers here?

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@paulwebs1

4 years

I have ever fried chapati on the street and ridden a bicycle (manyi gakifuba) as a Boda to make some money. That was my story then and I don’t see myself going back there! What have you done to make ends meet?

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MrHashtag🇺🇬 𝕏

@paulwebs1

3 years

Confusing the Torrero bottle with the baby's cough cyrup. He's now walking in circles 😭

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MrHashtag🇺🇬 𝕏

@paulwebs1

3 years

I want to give some 4 serious people a gig.

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@paulwebs1

3 years

This was us in 2013, naye wankyawa baby. Nsula ku pillow mbisi 😭😭😭

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@Ksheebah1

3 years

Cheers🥂 11.11✨👑

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@paulwebs1

4 years

How about we host Denzel on XFM to talk about his rape escapes? Coz every time there is a shity talk, he hosts the proprietors on air. Very gullible mf 🤣🤣

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@paulwebs1

5 years

I want to know my colleagues on Twitter. IF YOU USED THIS VERSION OF FACEBOOK, please retweet for awareness to the young ones!

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@paulwebs1

4 years

I finally got the twitter blue tick. Thanks to y’all that wish me good fam 🙏🙏🙏

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@paulwebs1

4 years

How old were you when you got to know that Forest S. Whitaker III is from Gulu born 58yrs ago just behind BJz pub to Mr & Mrs Obila. It is rumored that his sixth cousin is Odong the guy who sung the famous “Pilili Yo Leng” Acholi song. Whitaker visits his relatives every month

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@paulwebs1

5 years

A couple of @SafeBoda riders saw a fellow (ordinary boda) that had fallen off with a huge sack of Irish potatoes and they all stopped and helped him up. This was in Kyanja on a maram road up Indian Flats just off Kyanja community police. This is what humanity means. Thank SB

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@paulwebs1

4 years

Quite a challenging time of COVID19, but nonetheless, I thank God for yet another year added on to you today. Find peace and happiness, blow a million candles and enjoy this day. Happy birthday to you sweetie.

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@paulwebs1

3 years

I never got any success 🚮

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@paulwebs1

4 years

Do you think those Sanyu FM presenters made a wise move?

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@paulwebs1

3 years

So I only have 30 followers 🧐🙌

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MrHashtag🇺🇬 𝕏

@paulwebs1

3 years

One day 🤲🤲🤲🤲

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MrHashtag🇺🇬 𝕏

@paulwebs1

3 years

She passed on 💔💔💔💔💔😭

MrHashtag🇺🇬 𝕏

@paulwebs1

3 years

Uganda is bleeding. May the gracious Lord save our mothers in this trying moment 😭😭😭😭😭

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@paulwebs1

3 years

From Bududa to the world! #HBDWebs

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@paulwebs1

4 years

We haven't settled with a small Rwanda and these guys are brewing another drum of turmoil with SA by kidnapping Chaka Chaka just because she endorsed Bobi Wine. That lady is from the royal lineage, married to a royal husband and she's also SA's diplomat. Who bewitched these dudes

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@paulwebs1

4 years

Not even Google knows the exact birth year of Kim Jong-un and his Intel before 2011. Well, this guy once studied here in Kampala at Kitante.

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@paulwebs1

4 years

I like working with new people. So guys with handles less than 500 followers, retweet this and show yourselves. I want to work with you in particular. Make sure your handle has some good content and engagement 👌

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@paulwebs1

5 years

I just chased two gigs that were paying peanuts this morning. Now I have a priceless one to attend to here in our ghetto home. After all his pampers are there and the mum stocked a month's food. Ku camera: @MrsHashTagUg

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@paulwebs1

4 years

I have heard many people talk of “support my hustle”, I have actually supported those I can monetarily or social media wise. Kati it’s my turn. Ladies & gentlemen, I got all your “inner wear” needs. Wandegeya, opposite MAK Eastern gate, May Center, shop A-8. Call 0775 780 754

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@paulwebs1

4 years

We haven't been in good terms with my dad for two months. No calls, no texts whatsoever. He annoyed my mum & when I tried to talk to him, he turned me down. But because of this coronavirus, he called me today to find out how I am fairing. We made up & I sent him some ka money 🤗

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MrHashtag🇺🇬 𝕏

@paulwebs1

5 years

If you know how to do something, never do it for free.

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@paulwebs1

4 years

Mwana ensi etumalilamu bwerere. I remember when Eric used to plead with me to add that girl's name on gig lists. They say a candle loses nothing lightning up another candle, but evidently, someone put out a candle that lit her's 🙄🙄🙄

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@paulwebs1

4 years

I see you want to dodge responsibility of your abandoned toddler. Remember when she said "baby I'm pregnant" and you went nuts? Olimba I won't kill you now. You have to hustle, burn you nails and feed that child fam. I don't kill broke parents 😂

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@kasharifinest

4 years

I choose to die🙆

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MrHashtag🇺🇬 𝕏

@paulwebs1

4 years

Head hunting 5 influencers for a gig! More preferably those I haven’t worked with before or in a while. Don’t DM, just reply here (with a retweet and or a like)

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@paulwebs1

4 years

Mention an artist who doesn’t know how to sing but they are singing anyway! I will wait 😊

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@paulwebs1

5 years

This dude literally took over everything. Even the warmth I used to enjoy, he owns it now 😭😭😭😭 Goes to the couch with the duvet 🚶‍♂️

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@paulwebs1

4 years

We are tryna chase curfew out here with my baby

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@paulwebs1

4 years

Kenzo is also too overrated for nothing. Remove the BET and he will be purely naked of lyrical music content 🚮

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@paulwebs1

3 years

How long can you date someone without having sex?

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@paulwebs1

4 years

The year is 2014, guess the artist I was with. 2000 kids will fail 😒

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MrHashtag🇺🇬 𝕏

@paulwebs1

4 years

So is Zahara Toto still the “uncensored, Unapologetic” oba eyo tubeyo? 🤣🤣🤣

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MrHashtag🇺🇬 𝕏

@paulwebs1

4 years

In a taxi going to look for my 1 million as well. Jah bless my clean vibe 🙏

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@paulwebs1

4 years

The word is “preponderance”. Stop being too entitled and preposterous on twitter. After the keyboard, we all go face real life away from the virtual one here. I like tweeting as I check on my son in sound sleep and the bank account balance. Don’t be too taken up here!

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@paulwebs1

5 years

If you joined @MakerereU between 2012 and 2019, you have prolly seen this dude around campus. He was very active in all guild politics & we called him "Bro Biggie". He was a hustling street kid and very creative in his game. Today, he's dead due to some unknown sickness 😭😭 RIP

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@paulwebs1

4 years

Can you do a 4hrs truck gig of 300k? 🤔 *Asking fellow poor youth*

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@paulwebs1

3 years

What calms you down when you’re angry?

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@paulwebs1

6 years

Next media only employs the already employed. Where is job creation now really?

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@paulwebs1

4 years

I know as an elder on this app, everyone needs my opinion. So to be precise, I am blocking @realsalehUG until further notice. Saleh what you did is the true definition of a grown up ape who is still haggling for cheap popularity with lust. If we meet again, we ain't friends

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@paulwebs1

5 years

I no longer own my bed anymore. He does 🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️

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@paulwebs1

4 years

I just have a weakness for thickness. See how it escalated🤣

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@paulwebs1

5 years

Her birthday is tomorrow. Let's show her some love please 💕🎁🎂 Happy birthday baby mama

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@paulwebs1

3 years

I almost got tempted to buy a Lycamobile Sim card yesterday. But the experience guys using it share is alarming. How is Lyca on your side?

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@paulwebs1

5 years

I'm tweeting this from prison right now. Fuck the police 🖕

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@paulwebs1

5 years

Five years ago, I was very smart. But very broke. Kati awo nali ngenze ku Africana kulya mere ya conference but with no coin in the pockets. Kati gwe yanga oli ku non quid proquo payments from your parents omanyila otya nga tomanyi gyenvude ger see yeah 😏😏😏

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@paulwebs1

3 years

What is the best bank in Uganda?

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@paulwebs1

14 days

I won't eat until she quotes this post with anything. Please don’t air me Sheilla 🥺🥺🥺

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@paulwebs1

5 years

Guys, my wife scanned and it's a girl. And i have always wanted that "Sandra" name for my princess. What should i do now???

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@paulwebs1

4 years

God alerted me about the threat of coronavirus but I decided not to prophecy it

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@paulwebs1

4 years

One time I got so mad because the baby mama was taking too long to give birth. I was like "babe, ain't we now in the 12th month? When will the baby come out?" It hurt her but I was also tayaaaddd 😩 Now the dude is here and all the time I'm thinking about his welfare & future 🤦‍♂️

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@paulwebs1

4 years

How it started. How it’s going

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@paulwebs1

3 years

Bad man @emeka_ug dropped by.

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@paulwebs1

7 years

Let's be honest fam, Retweet this if you remember chewing this👇 after eating cake! 🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌

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@paulwebs1

4 years

That lady is even lying. She broke af

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@paulwebs1

5 years

You see in Ntinda, just infornt of DFCU Bank? There is some old lady who has big saucepans on her big sigiriz. She has sweet cassava, coco yams, sweet potatoes and delicious kigere. Find me there

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@paulwebs1

4 years

A farmer in Kamwengye - Western Uganda looses over 3000 birds, due to limited supervision and feeds as a result of lock down and distance between home and farm.

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@paulwebs1

3 years

Is there a difference between prostitution and “massage with happy endings”?

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@paulwebs1

5 years

Mwejeemu omuze gwa "Mpalanilako" Mwejeemu omuze gwa "Mpalanilako" Mwejeemu omuze gwa "Mpalanilako" Mwejeemu omuze gwa "Mpalanilako" Mwejeemu omuze gwa "Mpalanilako" Mwejeemu omuze gwa "Mpalanilako" Mwejeemu omuze gwa "Mpalanilako" Mwejeemu omuze gwa "Mpalanilako"

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@paulwebs1

4 years

A friend off these streets dresses smart and boasts how he has money. He came to the BBQ party and drunk 626000 and didn't pay. Being the organizer, I stepped in for him as the waiter was dragging him to the bar coolers. He promised to pay the next day but up to now, he has never

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@paulwebs1

5 years

I share this day with my little sister @SanyuTeddy1 . I don't know how my mum did it, but on the same day, she gave birth to us in different years. So I dedicate my birthday to you Teddy. Blow a million candles today dear 🎂🎂🎂. #WebsAt59

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@paulwebs1

4 years

I bet you don’t know the song title and the artistes. But you know J Cole’s entire new album 😏😏😏

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@paulwebs1

5 years

I actually like her in person. But she sometimes shits and sits in it. I want to take her out soon and we learn together 🤔

Urban Bouy

@Urbanbouy01

5 years

Sco pa tu manaa

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@paulwebs1

4 years

I ain't apologizing for the truck gig. I'm actually looking for more trucks. And as a plug, I always know the serious tweeps that are willing to mint some cash. So if yo throwing shade coz I didn't add you on the list, relax yo hooves fam

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@paulwebs1

5 years

Real men go down to make babies, and stand up to take care of their families. #CanMenBabySit

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@paulwebs1

4 years

How many likes and retweets for my son and my Tecno phone camera? #UGShotOnPhone

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@paulwebs1

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Today as JB was laid to rest, I came to learn a few nuggets about appreciating our torch holders while they still live. Personally, as a plug that has weaved hundreds of marketing opportunities (gigs) to almost half of the top digital influencers in the industry, my mental health

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@paulwebs1

3 years

On your wedding, will you kiss your spouse in front of the clergy, parents and public?

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@paulwebs1

4 years

Gwe wait, so Muhoozi and Nduhukire share a birthday 🎂?

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@paulwebs1

3 years

He gave me a loan of 300k to book the venue for #TwitterBarbecueParty . I met @HustleKing01 a couple of times, I have seen him support youth off here many times. Personally, I appreciate his benevolent heart towards aiding us here. Whatever guys are saying, I don’t believe it

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@paulwebs1

3 years

Feminism is so easy to crack. If a woman gets her way, she's empowered. If she doesn't get her way, she's oppressed. Meaning that a woman's success is her own while her failures are always someone else's fault.

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@paulwebs1

4 years

The “Beggars” who survive by garnering retweets. Where is the lie? The Ruta bit killed me 🤣🤣🤣🤣

The Retweet Currency: How Ugandan Youths are Turning into Beggars - TowerPostNews

Until recently, the concept of begging was limited to the disabled, elderly and the sick

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