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Lahore, Pakistan
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@parhlozaynab
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1 year
Best thing I saw on TikTok today
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@parhlozaynab
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5 months
Calm husband 🤝🏻 chaotic wife with extreme mood swings
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@parhlozaynab
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4 months
I'd rather d!e than take money from a man who's not my father or my brother or husband
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4 months
Asked him that i wanted to buy new shoes and he send me 14k Rs 😭😭😭🫶🏻❤️ @SirHarriis
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3 years
My cousin asked me what’s lowkey? And my dadi replied “sabzi hai” I’m just😭
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@parhlozaynab
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2 years
I don’t wanna live in this house anymore.
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@parhlozaynab
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6 months
Call me backward or whatever but I intensely dislike grooms tightly hugging and kissing their brides in front of everyone
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@parhlozaynab
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2 years
Fav if you went to this shit place during some dark phase of your life
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@parhlozaynab
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1 year
Crying
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5 months
From nowhere on the list to rank 95. From losing all hopes of getting my dream college to being the first name on the list. Allah taala has done countless wonders for me. Alhamdulilah. فَإِنَّ مَعَ الْعُسْرِ يُسْرًا “Beshak har mushkil ke saath aasani hai”
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@parhlozaynab
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5 months
Arrange marriage is scary. What if he thinks like this?
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what an easy life for girls, you just have to move from parent's home to the husband's, no struggles no responsibilities...
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@parhlozaynab
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1 year
@its_Exorcist No everyone is stupid here
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@parhlozaynab
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4 years
Tried this out today☺️
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@parhlozaynab
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3 months
Me after following my skincare routine for one day
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@parhlozaynab
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2 years
All this struggle, pain, anxiety, stress, endless torture, breakdowns, tears for what? 4 yrs? A joke? Not that I’m questioning my Rab. But this system has failed once again. Logo k khawab toot’te dekhy thy ab apne dekhy nhi ja rahay. Anyways still waiting for His “KUN”<3.
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@parhlozaynab
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1 year
@syedapakeeza12 It’s made with love not skill😂
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@parhlozaynab
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3 years
Swag
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@parhlozaynab
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5 months
If there's cake in the house, I'll eat it for breakfast, lunch, and dinner, taking a bite or two every time I open the fridge, until it's all gone. Cake calories don't count.
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@parhlozaynab
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3 years
So I went to a dermatologist and he legit said scars, acne wgaira se larki ki market mai value gir jati hai????
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@parhlozaynab
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5 months
Some girls are so so soo effortlessly pretty Ma Sha Allah. I mean I’m in awe <3
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@parhlozaynab
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3 years
I may be ugly but I can make fries for you at 3 am
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4 months
People need to stop making babies if they’re going to cheat on their partners. It’s always the kids who suffer the most.
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1 year
Please stop asking women if they are okay. There’s always something wrong with us. It’s either the mood swings or headache or hunger or we couldn’t find the matching nail polish or the eyeliner isn’t perfect or the online orders we wasted money on aren’t up to the mark.
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@parhlozaynab
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5 months
All this money and these 5 sistrology sisters choose to buy the worst outfit ever
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@parhlozaynab
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2 years
Kips’ attempt of making my life miserable part 28103718
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@parhlozaynab
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3 years
All brothers do is exist and tease their sisters 24/7, 365 days a year, 525600 minutes.
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5 months
It’s so disappointing how brands have shifted away from offering modest-length sweaters and tops. I mean not everyone wants to wear waist-length/ cropped tops ajeeb hi
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3 years
Fav if you agree
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@parhlozaynab
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8 months
Ducky bhai and Momin saqib should be banned from stadiums all over the world for their lives.
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@parhlozaynab
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1 year
Yeah right!
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@parhlozaynab
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3 years
ARGUE WITH THE DAMN WALL!!!!
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@parhlozaynab
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2 years
If you think your life sucks, j rmr I’ve to learn this shit
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3 months
Banda jail mai beth ke sari youth ke vote le guya, and didn’t even do anything to convince them. If this isn’t victory idk what is. These bastards just couldn’t accept this utter defeat😂
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3 years
I tried👉🏻👈🏻
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@parhlozaynab
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1 month
did i get the cutest eidi? or did i get the cutest eidi??
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@parhlozaynab
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1 year
@Tuli49831072 @its_Exorcist Stupid because everyone keeps calling them gay. People can be nice towards each other without having feelings. Weirdo it doesnt mean I’m being intolerant
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@parhlozaynab
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3 years
Covid-19 Sanitizer
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@parhlozaynab
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3 years
Normalise smiling at your parents for no reason.
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3 years
Boys who know what peer e kamil is>>>>>>>
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@parhlozaynab
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9 months
Can’t even cry in namaz in a desi household. Kidhr ja ke roin
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5 months
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@parhlozaynab
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3 years
Because twitter appreciates more🌸
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@parhlozaynab
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1 year
No one told me how waiting would be the hardest part. No one told me I would be alone in this. No one told me how would it feel like to not give up when every inch of my body wants me to. No one told me what to do when every drop of blood in my body is screaming for help. No-
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@parhlozaynab
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2 years
I made one
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@parhlozaynab
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6 months
We should always pray to never have even a bit of pride in our hearts for anything we own or have achieved. Whatever we have is granted to us by Allah Almighty and not because we worked hard. Be humble.
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@parhlozaynab
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3 years
MBBS dr husband, BDS dr wife
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@parhlozaynab
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4 years
Breakup hurts???
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5 months
Dolls are the scariest thing known to mankind. There’s no way I’m ever buying my daughter a doll. Shit will have no place in my house
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5 months
Aik wuzu se char namazein prhne wala mausam aa guya hai
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2 years
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@parhlozaynab
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8 months
The only thing men are good at is character assassinating women. Losing an argument? Associate her w some1. Got rejected? Associate her w some1. Moo nhi lga rahi apko? Associate her w some1. Out of your league? Associate her w some1. Inke zameer ko thandak ponch jai bs
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Waited 6 years for this day. Travelled like 629261772kms. Had to run to my station due to the stupid jam everywhere, stood in a long ass line just for my KAPTANN🫶🏻
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@parhlozaynab
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6 months
<3
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6 months
My husband will be marrying my 10 personalities at a time and he will never know which one he is gonna wake up to
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@parhlozaynab
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4 months
khudi mehnat krni hogi mere liye to koi ameer larka fazal bakhsh bhi nahi banne wala
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3 months
Nawaz Sharif bivi or baap ko dafnany nae aa ska lekin poori qoam ko dafnany aa guya
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@parhlozaynab
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8 months
Itni insan ki aukat nhi hoti jitna ye rab nawaz deta hai
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@parhlozaynab
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4 years
My biggest flex is that I’ve never posted my pictures on twitter to gain followers😎
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5 months
Not Mawra Hocane’s fan but girl just marry Ameer already before someone else does
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6 months
Currently suffering from vitamin hug deficiency
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1 year
@mr_Alihyder Ikrrr😭
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@parhlozaynab
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1 year
No woman wants a man who a lot of women have access to.
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@parhlozaynab
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3 years
My brother is the best problem solver😎😊
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6 months
One controversial tweet and twitter people will start making fun of my hijab💀
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2 years
FSC LIFE SUCKS FSC LIFE SUCKS FSC LIFE SUCKS FSC LIFE SUCKS FSC LIFE SUCKS FSC LIFE SUCKS FSC LIFE SUCKS
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10 months
How do people sleep at night knowing they’ve done something so wrong to someone who has never harmed them in any way
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3 years
Tinder pro Tinder pro max
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3 years
May Allah replace my dark circles with iPhone 12pro max. 40 ameens required.
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Maybe it was naseeb or maybe I wasn’t worth the fight
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@parhlozaynab
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5 months
Just out of curiosity, can you all tell that I’m short by just looking at my avi?
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@parhlozaynab
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3 years
What is seriously up with this country? Jahalat ki inteha
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@parhlozaynab
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3 years
So guys I made this today👉🏻👈🏻
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1 year
Men from this specific medical college (I won’t name) are toxic af. It disgusts me to the core how can someone has such thinking
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1 year
A little reminder!!
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4 years
Because insta doesn’t appreciate like twitter fam does🌸
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3 years
Boys and their audacity to make eye contact with you next day in class after sending friend requests and getting blocked
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I don’t even remember exactly how long I’ve waited for this day to come. Allah Pak is so kind<3
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I need ramzan badly. My soul needs it even more
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3 years
The fear of losing someone is even worse than actually losing someone
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4 months
sounds like a me problem
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3 months
Nothing just wanted to say shahroz’s genes didn’t even bother to try
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@parhlozaynab
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4 months
Twitter na ho guya KEMU, AIMC aur NMU ka campus ho guya
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3 years
Twitter na ho guya KEMU, AIMC ka campus ho guya
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1 year
@Ethcqrl Converting probably wasnt his intentions that’s why
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4 months
a very cutu day dump💞
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I don’t remember a single time when I stepped out of my house alone or with someone and a man didn’t stare me like an x-ray machine or a man didn’t follow me or a man didn’t approach me or a man didn’t touch me while passing by, despite being properly dressed with-
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3 years
Snapchat memories suck when your bond is no longer the same with those people
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I’m convinced girls have literally 0 sense. Tumhe nhi pta chal raha ke agla banda kaisa hai? Kaise baat kr rha hai? Aise fboys ko to dekh ke pta lg jata hai kaisi soch hai unki. No one is coming to protect you. You’ve to do it yourself. Mard to hain hi aise. They won’t change.
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1 year
@thisismetryn No, they can’t because these are imitations of nonbelievers
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3 years
Just wanna call a stranger and speak my heart out, the person listens without questioning and I speak until I’ve nothing left to say
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I don’t understand how we humans survive the death of people we couldn’t imagine dying. I don’t understand how can hearts be so strong. How can one survive not remembering what was the last touch like? What was the last thing they spoke? The last thing they ate? Last time you
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Reading the comments and quotes make me realise people have no sense of haya and decency left in them. Not every normalised act is allowed and encouraged in Islam. Pakistani weddings these days are nothing more than a show off.
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Call me backward or whatever but I intensely dislike grooms tightly hugging and kissing their brides in front of everyone
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Never trust boys who breathe
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3 years
*Dollar blue pointer for sale* 9/10 condition cap broken but can be fixed using elfy Tip more than perfect, back perfect no bite marks Only for rupees 10 (non-negotiable) Serious buyers only
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@parhlozaynab
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@OfficialNcoc Na to hum Einstein ki auladein hain na hi khud Einstein hain. Exams lene hain so bar lein lekin institutes to khol dein. Paper mai khano ke recipes likh ke ani hain? Ajeeb kasam se!!!
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Plan A: full tyari Plan B: selective topics Plan C: Rabbi Zidni Ilma
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“4 saal kuch nhi kia” bro wo do khandan 40 saal mulk khatay rehy tb theek thy? How can you compare 4 years with 40 years? Zero brain cells
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not a fan of any tiktoker/youtuber but sistrology gets my special disdain and disgust. Cringeness ki had khatam hai in behno pe
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4 months
Been quite a while!
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@parhlozaynab
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3 years
Your parents wasted so much money on your education. Should’ve given it to the needy
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3 years
Miss the old days back in 1995 when majority of us didn’t exist.
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